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#11 - imonaboatman
Reply +62
(08/02/2013) [-]
I always like to drive incredibly slowly when I'm going the speed limit and people tailgate me.
I always like to drive incredibly slowly when I'm going the speed limit and people tailgate me.
#54 to #11 - lasmamoe
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(08/02/2013) [-]
That's horrible.
#32 to #11 - mcdubwise
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I swear to god, if you're in the left lane and do this, I am going to make you my bitch for the rest of your drive.
I swear to god, if you're in the left lane and do this, I am going to make you my bitch for the rest of your drive.
#17 - thoughtspot
Reply +47
(08/02/2013) [-]
watch out for windshield wipers
watch out for windshield wipers
#26 - fiddlestickers
Reply +34
(08/02/2013) [-]
b-b-but that's facebook...
#37 to #26 - kibi
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(08/02/2013) [-]
The joke is ripped directly from Tumblr. They literally copy and pasted it.
#27 - zenbass
Reply +21
(08/02/2013) [-]
For some reason, this made me see how slowly I could sing Amazing Grace.
#86 - anaphase
Reply +9
(08/02/2013) [-]
Story time!   
   
The other day some swaggot was tailgating me as close as is humanly possible, even though I was slightly above the speed limit. Like, I could see the whites of this guy's eyes in my mirrors. Every hair of his ****** pube-moustache was visible to me.   
Get to a red light, I stop. He rides so close his bumper is nearly against my tow-ball. Light goes green, dude honks me before I can even get in gear. I check my mirror- just us two at the lights, nobody else.   
   
So I don't move at all. After about ten seconds the dickbag gets out of his car to bash my face in or whatever it is cunts like him do, at which point I take off properly. Get to the limit again when he overtakes me illegally, accelerates up to at least twice the limit, and starts riding up the ass of the guy in front.   
   
So yeah, to that guy: **** you. It doesn't matter if you have to get home to take your baby out of the oven; being a complete wankstain to people won't get you there any faster.
Story time!

The other day some swaggot was tailgating me as close as is humanly possible, even though I was slightly above the speed limit. Like, I could see the whites of this guy's eyes in my mirrors. Every hair of his ****** pube-moustache was visible to me.
Get to a red light, I stop. He rides so close his bumper is nearly against my tow-ball. Light goes green, dude honks me before I can even get in gear. I check my mirror- just us two at the lights, nobody else.

So I don't move at all. After about ten seconds the dickbag gets out of his car to bash my face in or whatever it is cunts like him do, at which point I take off properly. Get to the limit again when he overtakes me illegally, accelerates up to at least twice the limit, and starts riding up the ass of the guy in front.

So yeah, to that guy: **** you. It doesn't matter if you have to get home to take your baby out of the oven; being a complete wankstain to people won't get you there any faster.
#90 to #86 - theavatarspupil
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I feel you man. I'm a new driver, and basically all I've been doing is driving slightly above the posted speed limit, and I ALWAYS get tailgated! Then, usually, the guy will pass me, and just ******* fly. I'm surprised there aren't a ton of car accidents in my area with the shear amount of assholes on the roads. I blame it on our very loose enforcement on speeding and the fact that educating yourself of the rules of the road and driver's ed classes are optional. Literally all you have to do is pass the tests.
#35 - mynameisnotyours
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(08/02/2013) [-]
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#102 to #35 - joktapuss
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(08/02/2013) [-]
oh lawd
#19 - SILENCEnight
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(08/02/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Fabulous Max ** i dont get it... this is from facebook
#89 to #19 - nicoquitemad
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#47 - Kamesakke
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(08/02/2013) [-]
tfw
#4 - tmdarby
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(08/01/2013) [-]
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