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Status ll Photo i &Cheeken I
if you hem at me sees after the light
changes, ill get out of my car, put my dick
on your windshield and sing Amazing Grace
as slow as humanly possible
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#11 - imonaboatman (08/02/2013) [-]
I always like to drive incredibly slowly when I'm going the speed limit and people tailgate me.
I always like to drive incredibly slowly when I'm going the speed limit and people tailgate me.
User avatar #54 to #11 - lasmamoe (08/02/2013) [-]
That's horrible.
#32 to #11 - mcdubwise (08/02/2013) [-]
I swear to god, if you're in the left lane and do this, I am going to make you my bitch for the rest of your drive.
I swear to god, if you're in the left lane and do this, I am going to make you my bitch for the rest of your drive.
User avatar #27 - zenbass (08/02/2013) [-]
For some reason, this made me see how slowly I could sing Amazing Grace.
User avatar #26 - fiddlestickers (08/02/2013) [-]
b-b-but that's facebook...
User avatar #37 to #26 - kibi (08/02/2013) [-]
The joke is ripped directly from Tumblr. They literally copy and pasted it.
#86 - anaphase (08/02/2013) [-]
Story time!   
   
The other day some swaggot was tailgating me as close as is humanly possible, even though I was slightly above the speed limit. Like, I could see the whites of this guy's eyes in my mirrors. Every hair of his 			******		 pube-moustache was visible to me.   
Get to a red light, I stop. He rides so close his bumper is nearly against my tow-ball. Light goes green, dude honks me before I can even get in gear. I check my mirror- just us two at the lights, nobody else.   
   
So I don't move at all. After about ten seconds the dickbag gets out of his car to bash my face in or whatever it is cunts like him do, at which point I take off properly. Get to the limit again when he overtakes me illegally, accelerates up to at least twice the limit, and starts riding up the ass of the guy in front.   
   
So yeah, to that guy: 			****		 you. It doesn't matter if you have to get home to take your baby out of the oven; being a complete wankstain to people won't get you there any faster.
Story time!

The other day some swaggot was tailgating me as close as is humanly possible, even though I was slightly above the speed limit. Like, I could see the whites of this guy's eyes in my mirrors. Every hair of his ****** pube-moustache was visible to me.
Get to a red light, I stop. He rides so close his bumper is nearly against my tow-ball. Light goes green, dude honks me before I can even get in gear. I check my mirror- just us two at the lights, nobody else.

So I don't move at all. After about ten seconds the dickbag gets out of his car to bash my face in or whatever it is cunts like him do, at which point I take off properly. Get to the limit again when he overtakes me illegally, accelerates up to at least twice the limit, and starts riding up the ass of the guy in front.

So yeah, to that guy: **** you. It doesn't matter if you have to get home to take your baby out of the oven; being a complete wankstain to people won't get you there any faster.
User avatar #90 to #86 - theavatarspupil (08/02/2013) [-]
I feel you man. I'm a new driver, and basically all I've been doing is driving slightly above the posted speed limit, and I ALWAYS get tailgated! Then, usually, the guy will pass me, and just ******* fly. I'm surprised there aren't a ton of car accidents in my area with the shear amount of assholes on the roads. I blame it on our very loose enforcement on speeding and the fact that educating yourself of the rules of the road and driver's ed classes are optional. Literally all you have to do is pass the tests.
#17 - thoughtspot (08/02/2013) [-]
watch out for windshield wipers
watch out for windshield wipers
#19 - SILENCEnight (08/02/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Fabulous Max ** i dont get it... this is from facebook
#47 - Kamesakke (08/02/2013) [-]
tfw
#4 - tmdarby (08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #102 to #35 - joktapuss (08/02/2013) [-]
oh lawd
#84 - goodnewseveryone (08/02/2013) [-]
then they'll turn on the wipers a goodbye goes your dick
then they'll turn on the wipers a goodbye goes your dick
User avatar #95 to #84 - natanhiel (08/02/2013) [-]
What, you got some kind of illegal blade-wiper?
#103 - anticitezenone ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm 98% sure that's not tumblr
I'm 98% sure that's not tumblr
User avatar #105 to #103 - verrucht (08/02/2013) [-]
filthy casuals. Myspace god damnit.
#101 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
anons are always right.
everyone should listen to them because they are insightful and have quality opinions.
User avatar #100 - sheeittyrone (08/02/2013) [-]
Thats FaceBook
User avatar #97 - ananamouse (08/02/2013) [-]
I like to make sure no one is running the red light when the light changes to green on my side of an intersection...so anyone who thinks I'm slow can bite me...cause I'm not letting me and my family get run over just because someone is in a hurry...
#56 to #33 - Dwarf (08/02/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at You don't need this title ** LE WELL ESCALATED QUICKLY FACE
User avatar #91 - thejerseyjenn (08/02/2013) [-]
The worst is when you're at a red light on a no turn on red intersection, yet some asshole behind you still insists on honking.
User avatar #104 to #91 - slipandbleed (08/02/2013) [-]
I hate when you pull up to a red, and you can make a right turn, so your looking for an opportunity, and the guy behind you starts honking. Like, excuse me, have you ever thought that I SEE SOMETHING YOU DON'T FROM YOUR POSITION?
User avatar #15 - flamingpie (08/02/2013) [-]
I posted this like, a week ago, can't people at least wait longer? ... i realize I'm going to get red thumbs for mentioning this
User avatar #43 to #15 - schneidend ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Probably because nobody ******* cares.
User avatar #85 to #43 - flamingpie (08/02/2013) [-]
Well that's just plain rude, I didn't say anything negative about it. Yet people like you always have to put in your two cents to feel special.
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User avatar #38 to #36 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I honked at a bitch on her phone once waiting for her to go on a green light. Bitch opened her window, stuck her head out, and asked what the **** my problem was. She then went back on her phone and impeded the flow of traffic.
User avatar #44 to #38 - kiingofaces (08/02/2013) [-]
I have a PA system and some flashing blue/red lights on my black camaro so I just use the PA system and say "Move your anus" then if they try to say something they think I'm a cop and GTFO

Best $300 ever spent
User avatar #57 to #44 - coolcalx (08/02/2013) [-]
... I'm pretty sure that is illegal.
User avatar #58 to #57 - kiingofaces (08/02/2013) [-]
The PA system is legal and the lights aren't facing the front so it's a reflection which in my state will pass for legal. I've already gone to court about it once and got off because of it.

The state troopers laughed one day because I said "Wanna race?" over my PA and they flashed their lights, then I did.

Also anyone who thinks a 19 year old with a normal tag on a v6 Camaro is a cop is stupid.
User avatar #60 to #58 - coolcalx (08/02/2013) [-]
oh. well that's interesting.

your state troopers are pretty cool. eh race teens and don't afraid of anything.
User avatar #72 to #60 - kiingofaces (08/02/2013) [-]
Well we didn't race, it was a joke. Most state troopers in aren't to bad, some are d!cks but most are cool.

One ticketed me for having blacked out headlights+tail lights but it was revoked because they are visible when in-use.
User avatar #93 to #72 - theavatarspupil (08/02/2013) [-]
You seem to know just how to get away with this kind of thing. I respect that, man. You know your **** .
User avatar #106 to #93 - kiingofaces (08/04/2013) [-]
Thank you, I took two law classes at USC (Gamecocks) and am earning my mechanical engineering degree so cars are my thing.
User avatar #66 to #58 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
"Also anyone who thinks a 19 year old with a normal tag on a v6 Camaro is a cop is stupid." (Said the 19 year old who owns a v6 camaro with a PA system and flashing red/blue lights)
User avatar #71 to #66 - kiingofaces (08/02/2013) [-]
It wasn't intended to look like a cop, the Halo headlights I have can change to any RGB combo, so flashing red+blue is an option.
The PA system was for pedestrians and my horn to play the "Move bitch" MP3 for my horn but I also did this:
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_ij2tH3uAPY
I'm an electronic engineering student and made it myself.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Isn't that borderline impersonating a law enforcement officer?
User avatar #59 to #45 - kiingofaces (08/02/2013) [-]
See comment #58
User avatar #48 to #45 - yuukoku (08/02/2013) [-]
Whatever works...
User avatar #46 to #38 - yuukoku (08/02/2013) [-]
I give them a second or two, but if they just keep sitting there, I'll honk. This guy took like five seconds fumbling with something in his back seat before I honked a little and then he gets up and waves his index finger at me like he was scolding me and went back to it, so I put it in park, opened my sunroof, and started flipping him off with both hands and screaming that he was a mother ****** out my sunroof until he started moving.
#10 - ihavecontentthumbs (08/01/2013) [-]
>"tumbler"
screenshot of the facebook app
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