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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - OptimusRhyme
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User avatar #127 to #8 - tjflash
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Every time i came across a ******* body i would mutilate it ad place it's body parts far away. It actually saved me a few times when those bat creature things tired to find a corpse to turn into a necromorph and it was just a torso. **** YOU INFECTORS, **** YOU ALL TO HELL
User avatar #39 to #8 - basstard
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Unless it's a ******* regenrator.

Then statis that **** or incinirate it.
User avatar #74 to #39 - kyrozor
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You mean the Ubermorph?
User avatar #231 to #74 - basstard
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Yep.
User avatar #50 to #39 - OptimusRhyme
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oh god i hate those!!
User avatar #52 to #50 - basstard
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A mine from line gun should stun it for long enough to GTFO.
#123 to #8 - TheFunnyJunkie
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That didn't rhyme at all, your username has disappointed me.
#179 to #123 - accomplishment
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Then you better be a heroin addict, or, personally, I'd be disappointed in you.
User avatar #184 to #179 - zorororonoa
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And you better be a ******* accomplishment
User avatar #185 to #184 - accomplishment
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I'm the gold star that you never got in the third grade
User avatar #188 to #185 - zorororonoa
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Sweet, can I have you now?
User avatar #189 to #188 - accomplishment
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Have you stopped eating paste yet?
#191 to #189 - zorororonoa
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umm, yes?
#192 to #191 - accomplishment
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Then I think you know the answer now, don't ya?
#311 to #123 - disappointed
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Did mine?
#16 - delivering
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Oh yeah, they make Dead Space for adults.

That's why they had these commercials for it, that are totally not aimed at teenagers.
#20 to #16 - improbablyyourdad
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User avatar #68 to #16 - Crusader
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Think, who is going to be watching TV leading up to release?
The teenager/kid who is at school for 7 hours a day, or the adult with a job and social life that has to get groceries and ****?
The adult is going to get it on principle alone, the kid has to be convinced because their parents buy them like 3 games a year.
#151 to #16 - doubleac
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The M+ rating is for 17 and up! Don't tell me you didn't scare your ma at that age.
I'd be hard pressed to find a game that says 30yrs+ -.-
#247 to #16 - teranin [OP]
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yeah, because as an adult I didn't find those commercials funny at all. I didn't think anything positive from their clever use of humor regarding parental viewpoints on violent videogames or anything, so clearly those commercials were only aimed at the demographic they were referencing with the comedy, and not at anyone who could think it was funny.
#275 to #16 - anon id: fceae5a1
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Loved the multiplayer mangrd to do one map with out dying I was close to dying near end the map
User avatar #288 to #16 - Fgner
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Game devs pitch the game, design the game, make the game.

Dumb ass publishers like the wonderful EA pull this ****.
User avatar #58 to #16 - volleys
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So our moms suddenly die when we become adults?

I know what you mean dough.
#59 to #16 - mooghens
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"There’s a lot of players out there, especially players coming from mobile games, who are accustomed to micro-transactions, They’re like 'I need this now, I want this now.' They need instant gratification. So we included that option in order to attract those players, so that if they’re 5000 Tungsten short of this upgrade, they can have it." - Visceral's John Calhoun
"There’s a lot of players out there, especially players coming from mobile games, who are accustomed to micro-transactions, They’re like 'I need this now, I want this now.' They need instant gratification. So we included that option in order to attract those players, so that if they’re 5000 Tungsten short of this upgrade, they can have it." - Visceral's John Calhoun
User avatar #33 to #16 - gravitystereo
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the original Dead Space was made for adults
I feel like EA took a **** on it after that
User avatar #143 to #33 - Dairycow
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exactly, look at dead space 1 ******* scariest game dark ass hallways scary music pissing my pants playing it, then fast forward dead space 3, explosions and gunfire going everyone like this i ******* battlefield 3 with back to back on with a teammate, and super over the top scripted actions.... stupid ******* EA ruins every game they touch.
User avatar #253 to #143 - tinkotin
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Dead Space never scared me, it was just a fun gorefest.
#269 to #253 - anon id: fceae5a1
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To some to other they need spare pants am inside didn't scare me but silent hill the first one did depends on person really
#293 to #269 - tinkotin
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What the **** did you just say?
User avatar #78 to #33 - drewhamster
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Dead Space 2 is the best in the series in my opinion. The story is better and the atmosphere was better also which made me actually scared instead of just jumping from a couple jump scares in the first.
User avatar #75 to #33 - jaggedherp
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"EA took a **** on it" describes what they do to any good game series they publish.
#221 to #33 - anon id: 49272499
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You got it.

It's EA, therefore it has to be ****.
#175 to #33 - delivering
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Yes.
#15 - aguywithlonghair
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I bought M rated games when I was young and I turned out fine.
User avatar #38 to #15 - danster
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Define "fine." There's something wrong with you, the internet just finds it acceptable.
#137 to #15 - voltism
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sammyclassicsonicfan is spreading like wildfi- aids. He is spreading like aids.
User avatar #36 to #15 - Mortuus
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****, Grand Theft Auto and Max Payne were my favorite games from my childhood.

I have no plans on killing hundreds of people or being a rogue cop.
User avatar #115 to #36 - folkflunky
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I used to play Dead Space 1, Call of Duty 1/2, GTA 3/Vice City/San Andreas, and all of those games in which you kill everything and I'm not absolutely fine since I've got various problems that make me go to a therapist, but I don't plan to kill anybody, and the idea of killing people disgusts me.
#65 to #15 - anon id: da10949d
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>On Funnyjunk
>Fine
Pick one.
#84 to #15 - anon id: d03e0963
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I did the same and I now I fap to tranny porn
#105 to #15 - traveller
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Look where you are buddy
#114 to #15 - anon id: f937c822
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They're talking about stupid ass Americans.
#152 to #114 - salmonofdoubt
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>Implying everyone here in the UK has more than four brain cells.
#173 to #152 - thecrayzeeman
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Comment Picture
#229 to #152 - theturtletrolley
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Wot r u sayin bout us m8
User avatar #226 to #15 - octaviano
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This kid.
"LEAF SANIC ALOON"
User avatar #271 to #15 - merrymarvelite
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There weren't any M rated games when I was young. Not until Mortal Kombat came along.

(I guess you could count Splatterhouse as a pre-ERSB one)
User avatar #95 to #15 - Blitzken
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Let us be honest here none of us here on Funnyjunk are "fine".
User avatar #19 to #15 - evilwheatleycore
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The kids being addressed here are ones that are not capable of thought.
User avatar #30 to #19 - aguywithlonghair
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Yeah and those are the one that ruin it for the rest of us.
User avatar #43 to #19 - zzforrest
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Kids not capable of thought are the spawn of parents not capable of thought. There isn't anything that can be done about it.
#61 - mooghens
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If they make the games for 30-year olds why do we see the ******* promotions on mountain dew and doritos?
User avatar #62 to #61 - SirSheepy
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Because 30 year old get junk food too.
Because mostly 12 year old play Halo.
User avatar #169 to #62 - monkeysniper
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I personally don't give a flying **** if someone playing halo is 9 or 99 years old, it's the bratty spoiled ***** that found a mic that ruin the game for everyone
User avatar #228 to #61 - octaviano
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CoD is good because of Doritos. And Mountain Dew.
#270 to #61 - anon id: fceae5a1
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My grand father likes both you don't really have point at all do you
User avatar #67 to #61 - Crusader
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Because 30 year olds consume those things as well.
User avatar #76 to #61 - subaqueousreach
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Are you saying 30 year olds don't drink mountain dew or eat doritos?
#21 - cutiepyro
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#85 to #21 - anon id: c801ee91
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THERE ARE THREE DARK SPOTS ON HIS SHIRT
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
User avatar #223 to #85 - luqmanr
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*hidden mickey
#63 to #21 - cryptmate
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This picture makes me so happy.
This picture makes me so happy.
User avatar #145 to #63 - Dairycow
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ur ****** gif is broken bro.
User avatar #103 to #21 - beavisnbutthead
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**beavisnbutthead rolls 1**
#83 - tightastic
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When I was about 14, I really wanted to play Mass Effect, but my dad was very strict, so I had to prepare a presentation so that he would let me get a game with one sex scene in it. After I brought it home, he came and checked every five minutes, expecting some sort of pornographic content. Instead, he just saw a whole lot of nerdy aliens.
#245 to #83 - teranin [OP]
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that's good parenting
that's good parenting
#291 to #83 - anon id: 023bb0a5
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Your dad is a ******* retard
User avatar #294 to #83 - nyawgga
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Anyone could have just skipped that part anyways! Hahahahaha
#125 to #83 - mormon
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#4 - valorcore
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This post.
This post.
User avatar #72 to #4 - uncookedspaghetti
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Persona! **** yea!
#139 - mysterie
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If any of you had a childhood

YOU KNOW WHAT FEAR IS
User avatar #183 to #139 - holeymoley
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have you seen the really cool trick you can do in that room that takes you to the end of the game?
User avatar #212 to #183 - applelemon
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7IINwTFVw, for anyone who's interested. Pretty ******* interesting.
User avatar #213 to #212 - holeymoley
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14 minutes onwards for the glitch.

but the whole video is really well explained by Cosmo, he tells you all about how the glitches work and how the OoT speedrunning community works.

so yeah, pretty ******* interesting.
#146 to #139 - yiffcario
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Yup.
#147 to #146 - brothergrimm
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NO!!!! That thing freaked me the  **** out!!!!!
NO!!!! That thing freaked me the **** out!!!!!
#162 to #146 - goldennight
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Dear ******* GOD WHY WHY
#199 to #146 - clavatninenine
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oh god...THAT thing...
oh god...THAT thing...
User avatar #182 to #146 - zorororonoa
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Rated E for Everyone my ass
#211 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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This is exactly the same god damned thing I've been saying whenever I hear a story about kid's "getting exposed to violent video games".   
   
It has a big red (18) on the front for a reason, don't buy it for your 9 year old.
This is exactly the same god damned thing I've been saying whenever I hear a story about kid's "getting exposed to violent video games".

It has a big red (18) on the front for a reason, don't buy it for your 9 year old.
#14 - sonictheblueguy
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Oh I played deadspace.... now I have an overwhealming desire to become a space marine and **** myself at every sign of ****** up **** scary mutations....
#17 to #14 - postie
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But he's an engineer.
A true space marine would just obliterate the necromorph.
#22 to #17 - teranin [OP]
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and don't even get me started on Grey Knights
#23 to #22 - postie
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The Legion are better.
#25 to #23 - teranin [OP]
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that depends on your definition of "better". But we all serve the emperor, my brother
#26 to #25 - postie
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They have even stronger psyker abilities than the Grey Knights, and appear when the Emperors troops are about to be overwhelmed. They're also pretty much Immortal as they have an artifact that raises them from the dead and they're descended from the Ultramarines. The faith they have to the emperor is the only reason they're still alive.


In the end though, we all serve the God Emperor.
User avatar #116 to #26 - folkflunky
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Their armors are probably made of Nokia 3310 cellphones or some ****.
#124 to #23 - moviefuckthewhat
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Legion scum!
#277 to #124 - postie
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It would appear that the human wishes to lose his life.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sonictheblueguy
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My bad... It's been a while