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#5 - thephoenix
Reply +72
(08/01/2013) [-]
Do people still download porn? why? it's not like it's going to fall off the internet suddenly, and that is like the highest possible way to get a virus of some sort.

although saying this I'm british and there's talk of pronz being banned so may have to......
#80 to #5 - ubercomfychair
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
i keep a folder full of some stuff in case im bored. its mostly rule 34 that is just easy to compile when i come across it and not go searching for it later.
#92 to #5 - Kairyuka
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
I simply prefer downloading anything over streaming. Hard drive space is not that expensive, and I'm good at organizing my ****. Also, I won't get a virus. I have mad skizzles.
#10 to #5 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(08/01/2013) [-]
Because maybe you find a picture you like and you don't want to lose access to it in case there's no internet.

If you're a dumper, then you probably have your own collection.

It's more of a "Just in case" thing, like having a fire extinguisher or oxygen canister.
#83 to #10 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I feel like having emergency "porn" pics and a fire extinguisher/oxygen canister are two very diffrent things...
#87 to #83 - linktheherooftime
Reply +3
(08/02/2013) [-]
You've obviously never had to have an emergency fap before.
#120 to #83 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
You have never had to go for a month without being able to fap, have you?
#9 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
I agree, the amount of stories i hear about people finding porn on other peoples computers makes me think that most people arent very internet savvy
#49 to #5 - zoidz
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Sometimes its hard to find specific porn, like Stoya, Lil Lupe, or for some people bestiality, or some of the homemade ones. Sometimes you make a backup of 3-4 videos of an extreme cause of internet going down or being ultra slow and you want to rub one out.
#55 to #5 - wargeneralwest
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
I think people in the UK have been downloading a lot of porn recently...
#63 to #5 - lolbasaur
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
If you're internet isn't very fast, or you only have about 10gb of data to use per month then it's far easier to save it.
#134 to #5 - potrsr
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
mostly becaouse of this.
#137 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
lol you are more likely to get virus from porn sites than downloading it from piratebay
#141 to #5 - effort ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Trust me, there are databases of professional adult videos that can't be found on any site, except by downloading them through technologically connecting with the millions of other fellow worshippers.

TLDR
99% of 5 star Japanese adult sports videos can only be torrented or bought.
#17 to #5 - blacklite
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
Most boards (like the ones on 4chan and FJ) delete pictures and **** sooner or later automatically.
#39 to #5 - swiekim
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
had the idea of saving the **** i liked... laptop decided to **** up and i had a friend look at it, guess what he finds will screwing around with it? no longer save my prons ever again
#115 to #39 - burtgasm
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
just hide it in several folders that looks like it would've been generated by some program
#117 to #115 - swiekim
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
for now i'll just stick to looking at it when i see it and having a good laugh if it comes up again
#82 to #5 - xgarthx
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
Anonymous because of shame to famiry.
Downloading porn is fast, easy and convenient! In case you lose internet access and the need to beat the old willy wonka arises, you can. Or if you're not sure about having sex with that ex/crazy person/ugly chick, beat the ping pong stick, and as soon as you cum, you come to your senses.
Downloading porn also is convenient because you don't have to find great porn again, sometimes it gets deleted and other nonsense arises. You wouldn't have to worry about browsing to your hearts content only to see utter failure.
Try it today download your porn now!
#76 to #5 - mostlyshits
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
I torrent things from websites I can't access without a credit card.
#64 to #5 - nigeltheoutlaw
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
I only DL pictures if they're really great. It'd be too much of a pain to remember/track down every song that I like.
#133 to #5 - laxwarriord
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Well considering the talks of banning porn in the UK, those who have a **** load of porn downloaded are probably sitting back chuckling right now...
#62 to #5 - themurrey
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
I only save pictures cause it's more convenient than having to search up or open up from favorite or something
#113 to #5 - flambenobunaga
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Just google 'Proxy Server' and thank me...
#54 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Two words: High Definition. And if you download from a legit source, not really much of a chance of virus.
#107 to #5 - hawaiianhappysauce
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Usually the best stuff is the stuff you cannot find streaming pornhub
#22 to #5 - kallebanan
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Have you considered the **** quality or most online videos on porn sites?
Way better to torrent porn.
#155 to #22 - kallebanan
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
All the good videos are just short previews, the rest is grandma porn and hairy beaner chicks. TPB supplies all.
#31 to #22 - thephoenix
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(08/02/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
Full HD, would recommend it....
#105 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Because some videos have to be downloaded in order to view. Those ****** 5 minute clips are not enough. The worse part is that once you download them, they'll only satisfy your hunger for a week and then you'll want more and more until you can't get enough porn.
#110 to #5 - snakefire
Reply -1
(08/02/2013) [-]
I happen to like some obscure porn. If I don't save it, I never see it again.
#104 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Are you honestly able to remember every single good bit of porn you have watched, if you find something good you should save it rather than sit around wishing you could remember the name of tat awesome video you saw a few months back. Plus, internet here in Aus is awful so it is safer to have an offline stash.
#6 to #5 - justfornsfwguise
Reply +75
(08/01/2013) [-]
I used to be as naive as you my friend until my internet went down for 2 whole weeks...
#7 to #6 - thephoenix
Reply +103
(08/01/2013) [-]
My god man....
Having be a neanderthal for two whole weeks...you're more a man than any of us, you came out of the other end with your mind intact, you earned your beard
#52 to #7 - WolfRider
Reply +28
(08/02/2013) [-]
my internet was down for 3 months once   
and those 3 months were the summer
my internet was down for 3 months once
and those 3 months were the summer
#121 to #52 - aussieftw
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
Oh my god... You must've had to do THINGS. I'm sorry, truely.
I hate doing things
#129 to #52 - inametoasted
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
same happened to my family a year ago, my brother messed with the router and then only he had internet for the next 3 months
#136 to #129 - admiralen
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
*only you had internet for 3 months, your brother had no bowels for three months
#93 to #7 - CoolStoryBrosky
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(08/02/2013) [-]
My internet went down in August of 2012. We simply couldn't pay the internet bill. Within the first week I had copied the book of revelations in Latin on my bedroom wall using a mix of my blood and feces.
just got internet back a couple months ago
#116 to #93 - deathstare
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
He had to have his brother translate and post this comment for him. Only his brother knows how to translate the non-sensible gibberish that is his degraded English, from insanity.
#84 to #7 - ZenMacros
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(08/02/2013) [-]
In 2011-2012 there was a 4 month period where I had no internet or cable. I would get on the internet at college and save some porn there for when I got home.
#123 to #6 - octaviano
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
Imagination, friend.
#65 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Well then. . .

TO THE LIBRARY!!!
#26 - anon
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
WHY IN THIS DAY AND AGE WOULD YOU ******* SAVE PORN?!
#32 to #26 - xsap
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
because, there is nothing good on porn sites anymore.. all the good **** are downloadable
#118 to #26 - stijnverheye
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
for when the internet is down , what else can you do without internet ?
#122 to #26 - theturtletrolley
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Because Im British, And I need to save up, I feel like we may go into a post apocolyptic world and every man uses porn as currency
#38 to #26 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
Why not?
#43 to #26 - neonnurse
Reply +2
(08/02/2013) [-]
Because I have a flash drive and nothing to use it for other than porn. If I ever see a good comic or something that almost never shows up I save it.
#60 to #26 - cannibislover
Reply +2
(08/02/2013) [-]
Power outage, internet goes out, visiting somewhere where there is no internet available, find your favorite pics/vids instantly, etc.
#89 to #26 - explosiverectum ONLINE
Reply +2
(08/02/2013) [-]
I save mine cos usually when I don't the vid doesnt work or it's been removed by the site after a couple of months
#40 to #26 - PlaystationGuy
Reply +3
(08/02/2013) [-]
sometimes they get removed or u just forgot where it was
#51 to #26 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +5
(08/02/2013) [-]
in case the series of tubes get clogged up and you can't get internet.
#28 to #26 - Monsterofthedog
Reply +44
(08/02/2013) [-]
I torrent my porn, long gone are the days of which i fap to anything below 720p
#47 to #28 - merrymarvelite
Reply +6
(08/02/2013) [-]
If I allow myself to go on that path there will be no going back.
#57 - wilfredfanforever
Reply +32
(08/02/2013) [-]
Am I the only guy who likes regular Porn? The chick on her back, taking it the traditional way. All You see now is yoga experts doing the most elaborate positions. Some are normal,  but I prefer the regular way. gif unrelated.
Am I the only guy who likes regular Porn? The chick on her back, taking it the traditional way. All You see now is yoga experts doing the most elaborate positions. Some are normal, but I prefer the regular way. gif unrelated.
#114 to #57 - nsfwbrowserv
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
I'm sadistic, so basically I can't be satisfied by regular porn. At least you're not into that crazy feet stuff. Feet make me sick, and they're disgusting.
#130 to #57 - deadrifler
Reply +2
(08/02/2013) [-]
Sex.....in the missionary position? You sick ****.
#142 to #130 - nicoquitemad
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
That's the best normal thing to come from /d/
#103 to #57 - antigravitycake
Reply +7
(08/02/2013) [-]
i prefer midget shemale scat play with horses. but whatever floats your boat.
#154 to #103 - wilfredfanforever
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
dude..
#66 to #57 - fapmancon
Reply +9
(08/02/2013) [-]
I agree, i much prefer a good old homemade video.   
   
None of that "This is my job so i'll make it look good" ********.
I agree, i much prefer a good old homemade video.

None of that "This is my job so i'll make it look good" ********.
#68 to #66 - wilfredfanforever
Reply +2
(08/02/2013) [-]
why, thank you. finally someone who agrees.
why, thank you. finally someone who agrees.
#73 to #68 - mormon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I think its fine. Can't see anything weird
I think its fine. Can't see anything weird
#86 to #73 - wilfredfanforever
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
why, thank you
why, thank you
#69 to #57 - urghseventysix
Reply +9
(08/02/2013) [-]
>Straight porn
#75 to #57 - miltorky
Reply +10
(08/02/2013) [-]
Meh, I hate watching some hairy dude plow a chick, homemade or otherwise. Tis the reason I mostly stick with lesbian porn.
Meh, I hate watching some hairy dude plow a chick, homemade or otherwise. Tis the reason I mostly stick with lesbian porn.
#97 - raberintodesu
Reply +15
(08/02/2013) [-]
My friends and I brought our laptops to school and they found my porn stash. They're cool with it. They even shared what they had.
A happy ending for everyone.
#99 to #97 - acorein
Reply +22
(08/02/2013) [-]
I don't like your use of the phrase, "Happy ending"
#101 to #99 - raberintodesu
Reply +6
(08/02/2013) [-]
Well, how would you phrase it?
#109 to #101 - odytoboman
Reply +25
(08/02/2013) [-]
"Handjobs for everyone"
#14 - slimeywaffles
Reply -17
(08/01/2013) [-]
I don't know if this is a girl thing, but I can use my imagination to get myself off.   
no need for downloading porn...
I don't know if this is a girl thing, but I can use my imagination to get myself off.
no need for downloading porn...
#25 to #14 - satnaam
Reply -3
(08/02/2013) [-]
your a very boring person.
#27 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
she is a girl, who faps, thats pretty cool
#29 to #27 - hydromatic
Reply +23
(08/02/2013) [-]
That's pretty common
That's pretty common
#33 to #27 - nylak
Reply +5
(08/02/2013) [-]
What women don't?

Most of us just won't admit it. Let's be serious.
#72 to #33 - pacmanwakkawakka
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
true, true
#146 to #33 - nicoquitemad
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
The admitting it is what most younger guys react to. Sexy girl cojones.
#34 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
#45 to #14 - shenanigansjuice
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
I think it can be a girl thing, but I still like porn
#144 to #14 - TheFullMonty
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Schlicking results in a slimey waffle........
#145 to #14 - Durp
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
I don't think it's just a girl thing. I'm a chick and while yeah, I can get things a little hot with my marination and stuff, but nothing beats actually seeing and hearing things.
#37 to #14 - drastronomy ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
as a male, likewise

#56 to #14 - sierramistfourteen
Reply +9
(08/02/2013) [-]
sometimes the mind isn't enough to fulfill one's sexual desires   
   
   
just admit that you watch porn... a lot of girls do
sometimes the mind isn't enough to fulfill one's sexual desires


just admit that you watch porn... a lot of girls do
#71 to #56 - slimeywaffles
Reply +8
(08/02/2013) [-]
****. Okay, that comment on mine was pretty stupid.
****. Okay, that comment on mine was pretty stupid.
#98 to #71 - AeroChic
Reply +2
(08/02/2013) [-]
i love grace helbig
that is all
#119 to #98 - hydromatic
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Second'd
#48 to #14 - merrymarvelite
Reply +13
(08/02/2013) [-]
I get myself started with some soft core stuff and then imagine the girls I know that I desperately want to bang.
#50 to #48 - thorseph
Reply +5
(08/02/2013) [-]
this, is true.
#53 - BowChickaBowWow
Reply +18
(08/02/2013) [-]
I keep a decent amount of vanilla porn on my computer, in case anybody finds it. That way they think I'm a normal person with a perfectly normal porn habit.

I keep my actual porn on a USB I've hidden underneath a drawer.
#132 to #53 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
>Delete vanilla porn
>people won't find any porn at all
>be just as normal and without awkardness.
#158 to #132 - BowChickaBowWow
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, then they think that I must have porn somewhere, due to human curiosity, and start snooping around my computer.
#159 to #158 - tylosaurus ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
but it's on the USB and not the computer, so no problem.
#160 to #159 - BowChickaBowWow
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I don't like people snooping on my computer, and it's not an elaborate hiding place.
Nobody in this day and age, short of the super-religious types, is gonna judge a man for watching porn. That way they find it, think "Oh, he's a normal guy after all" and get the hell off my computer.
#161 to #160 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(08/02/2013) [-]
They will snoop regardless if there's porn or not.
Otherwise, how would they attempt to find the porn?
#100 to #53 - ironblood
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I share this man's philosophy. I'm probably the only one in my group who would enjoy a nice hentai on occasion, and that's kept on a flash drive.
I share this man's philosophy. I'm probably the only one in my group who would enjoy a nice hentai on occasion, and that's kept on a flash drive.
#78 to #53 - evenx
Reply +7
(08/02/2013) [-]
is genius
#18 - cookiedude
Reply +4
(08/02/2013) [-]
Always turn off sharing. No matter where you are or how you are connected to the internet.

Never take chances.

Or just don't have porn on your HardDrive.
#44 to #18 - neonnurse
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I hide my porn on a flash drive. It holds 8 gigs, so I'll know it's time to stop when it's gets full
#74 to #44 - funnyjunkianonetwo
Reply +3
(08/02/2013) [-]
It's never time to stop.
#59 to #44 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
"I have TWO floppy disks"
#61 to #59 - thebeatlesfan
Reply +3
(08/02/2013) [-]
Lol floppy
#19 to #18 - erotictentacle ONLINE
Reply +18
(08/02/2013) [-]
well, i have porn on my HardDrive.   
A lot, too. But it's labeled as porn. Noone can expect me to simply NOT consume any porn while having infinite amount of it right at my disposal with little effort.    
It'll be their fault if they get new fetishes~     
 It gives me such a great sensation when people find out, the reactions are just priceless
well, i have porn on my HardDrive.
A lot, too. But it's labeled as porn. Noone can expect me to simply NOT consume any porn while having infinite amount of it right at my disposal with little effort.
It'll be their fault if they get new fetishes~
It gives me such a great sensation when people find out, the reactions are just priceless
#42 to #19 - ohaibrooooh
Reply +5
(08/02/2013) [-]
I wish I had the security to safely store porn on my drive, but I'm forced to do it in the dead of night on my phone. Also, I thumbed you because of Nice.
#94 to #19 - XxElJuegoxX
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
I admire your boldness. and your sense of humor. I keep my porn on an external hard drive. I thought it would totally be fine there. Until I found said hard drive plugged into my parent's computer. Now I have my porn password protected and a "Hentai" folder with this pic.

P.S. I think every single thing about Nice is just lovely
#147 to #19 - nicoquitemad
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
If you browse /d/, you sir/madam, are bold as **** and I admire your ability to not give a ****.
#148 to #147 - erotictentacle ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Nah, i don't browse /b/.
I used to, but with FJ i don't really have time for it anymore.
#149 to #148 - nicoquitemad
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Not /b/ good sir, /d/. Hentai/alternative, that board.
#150 to #149 - erotictentacle ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Oh, forgive my faux pas.
But no, i don't browse that. I don't have a specific site to browse hentai anymore, used to me Hentainium, but it went down.
Now i just look for specific fetishes i currently long for on any site that has material.
#151 to #150 - nicoquitemad
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Fair enough! That's easier indeed. But /d/ has some fun interactions and things you get nowhere else. Try it out some time, I'm sure you'll like it
#152 to #151 - erotictentacle ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
Very well, I'll give it a shot. Thank you for recommending it to me.
#153 to #152 - nicoquitemad
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
Any time. The more on there the merrier!
#108 to #19 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Oh god! I would LOVE if someone found all my futa porn, especially as my whole family suspects me of being gay (which I'm not), because of how I act and my interests (I want to be a clothes designer). They would be so confused if they saw a folder filled with girls with huge dicks.
Goddammit now I want to fap
#91 to #19 - tesarrior ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
whats that from?
#95 to #91 - XxElJuegoxX
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
Baccano. Its about a train and immortality and the mafia and all sorts of shenanighans
#35 to #19 - whycanticaps
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
ah ****, Baccano
#2 - fuzzypickles
Reply -14
(08/01/2013) [-]
tfw and mfw.
i dont think people even need to use mfw and tfw anymore, we all know that the reaction picture chosen displays your reaction
#4 to #2 - teranin ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
what about when they use a reaction picture to show their reaction to a specific part of a greater whole?  And in order for the context to make sense they need to use mfw along with an explanation of said part?
what about when they use a reaction picture to show their reaction to a specific part of a greater whole? And in order for the context to make sense they need to use mfw along with an explanation of said part?
#88 to #4 - linktheherooftime
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#165 to #88 - teranin ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/03/2013) [-]
gj-bu
#163 to #4 - thebombasticbagman
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#164 to #163 - teranin ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/03/2013) [-]
gj-bu
#3 to #2 - dashgamer
Reply +18
(08/01/2013) [-]
MFW
#8 to #3 - vgmddg
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
Middle Fork Willamette
#112 - incominggamer
Reply +12
(08/02/2013) [-]
id be like:
*cough cough* *GASP* how did that get there!?
#16 - weazr
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
I've never ever fapped to porn actually. I just use my mind.


I am ******* weird.
#23 to #16 - oceanmist
Reply +3
(08/02/2013) [-]
Trust me you're missing out
#24 to #23 - weazr
Reply 0
(08/02/2013) [-]
I just don't wanna clean up all the jizz of the desk and such.
#41 to #24 - hellmodd
Reply +12
(08/02/2013) [-]
next-level kind of virgin
#67 to #24 - uguuu
Reply +6
(08/02/2013) [-]
#79 to #24 - evenx
Reply +1
(08/02/2013) [-]
simple. just cum in one of these.