Cereal. i guess you could call him a serial killer. 22 hours ago near Liverpool, England via Mobile t, Slept over at a kids heme ante when I waa in year 3. Saw
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Cereal

i guess you could call him a serial killer

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22 hours ago near Liverpool, England via Mobile t,
Slept over at a kids heme ante when I waa in year 3. Saw him pour milkiest,
bowl first, then cereal. Never talked tn him again just discovered he is in jail
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Trust your instincts stalks
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User avatar #9 - problemuser (08/01/2013) [+] (79 replies)
One of my 'friends' eats cereal with water.

Not milk.

W A T E R
#2 - birdiger (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#77 - seizure (08/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Be me
>Be in year 3, having a kid named Mohammed sleep over
>Breakfast time
>Decide to pour milk first then cereal to see how Mohammed will react
>He starts freaking out
>Runs away, still in pajamas, never hear from him again
>Stepdad sees him running away and says I'm a ******* tard and will never have any real friends
>Starts beating the **** out of me, it becomes his routine
>Mom never does anything about it, says that's just the way he is and that I shouldn't have made him angry in the first place
>I become extremely depressed, hate everything because of bitch stepdad, afraid to wear short sleeves because of whip marks
>Stepdad still whooping me even in my senior year of HS
>Graduation time, decide to move the **** out,
>Tell mom and bitch stepdad
>Stepdad grabs a bball bat and tries to hit me, misses
> ******************* .avi
>Start kicking the **** out of the little ******
>Break his nose, four ribs and his right knee
>Neighbours call cops
>The little bitch says I attacked him first with a bball bat, mom confirms his story
> ********************** .jpg
>Neighbours say I always seemed a little "off" and "antisocial"
>Cops arrest me, don't dig the whole self-defense/abuse story
>Lawyer tries to get me a couple of months in a mental institution, but apparently I didn't seem "that off"
>Get maximum sentence for assault, five years
> **** you Mohammed
#1 - crowd (08/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
never trust a mohammed.
#4 to #1 - nuttyturd (08/01/2013) [-]
What about this guy
#25 - pollepolle (08/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I figured I'd be healthy this morning and poured yoghurt onto my cereal.   
   
After first spoonful, I realized the gravity of my mistake
I figured I'd be healthy this morning and poured yoghurt onto my cereal.

After first spoonful, I realized the gravity of my mistake
#12 - rapevan (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#106 - guu (08/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Named Mohammed and lives where I was born in England.. The 						****					?
Named Mohammed and lives where I was born in England.. The **** ?
#192 - Residentpudding (08/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why? Because **** you, that's why.
#144 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"When I was in year 3"

Did you go to ****** Hogwarts?
#146 to #144 - lesmiserables (08/02/2013) [-]
No, he went to school, Anon. School.
No, he went to school, Anon. School.
#203 - bdowns (08/02/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3216771 at Friendly ** what I put first before the cereal
#184 - dashortestusername (08/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Must have been a cereal killer
#205 - falconxmard (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #5485700 at Furries **   
<- what I eat with milk
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #5485700 at Furries **
<- what I eat with milk
#162 - thatcereal (08/02/2013) [-]
Commenting simply because my name has relevance to the topic.
#56 - Loststorm (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When I was really little, I used to read those Junie B. Jones books.    
   
I distinctly remember a scene where she used juice instead of milk with her cereal, and she commented to her grandpa &quot;It's very delicious but I think I might throw up.&quot;
When I was really little, I used to read those Junie B. Jones books.

I distinctly remember a scene where she used juice instead of milk with her cereal, and she commented to her grandpa "It's very delicious but I think I might throw up."
#159 - nightmarecorpse (08/02/2013) [-]
Milk first, then cereal? That boy ain't right I tell ya hwat.
#51 - planetofthehomoes ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
his name is mohammed, my instict is telling me he is going to blow something up
#61 to #51 - gtocforyou (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh man, that was really funny and original!   
   
     - Nobody
Oh man, that was really funny and original!

- Nobody
#186 - zaggystirdust (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can kind of see the upside to it
at least you'd know if you have milk before you pour in a bunch of dry cereal
#185 - justsomechickyo (08/02/2013) [-]
I like to pour cats into my cereal.....yummy!
User avatar #270 - stupro (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I always pour milk first. Then after completing cereals I've put in later, I put another serving of cereals in what's left of the milk. And then again if any milk has remained.
#276 to #270 - cazabrow ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I'll alert the authorities
I'll alert the authorities
#246 - wesergold (08/02/2013) [-]
like you are in any position to judge when your name is mohammed...
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