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Cereal. i guess you could call him a serial killer. 22 hours ago near Liverpool, England via Mobile t, Slept over at a kids heme ante when I waa in year 3. Saw

i guess you could call him a serial killer

Tags: isjail
22 hours ago near Liverpool, England via Mobile t,
Slept over at a kids heme ante when I waa in year 3. Saw him pour milkiest,
bowl first, then cereal. Never talked tn him again just discovered he is in jail
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Trust your instincts stalks
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#9 - problemuser
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(08/01/2013) [-]
One of my 'friends' eats cereal with water.

Not milk.

W A T E R
#251 to #9 - carnagejc
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Several of my friends actually do this now at uni. The reason being is that on this small island we have particular sweet and tasty milk, it is some of the world's best.

As a result of this I and many others feel sick when having milk from many other countries.

So basically they went to the UK/US/Australia and feel sick if they try to have milk.

Still, I'd rather not have it at all than have my cereal with water.
#266 to #9 - bogof
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#314 to #9 - gitanisme
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#36 to #9 - imcadence
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#317 to #36 - cadencee
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(08/15/2013) [-]
WTF never have i met someone with the same name as myself.

....

You're a chick arent you? -.-
#318 to #317 - imcadence
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(08/15/2013) [-]
nope  pic unrelated
nope pic unrelated
#10 to #9 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
what a freak of nature.
#45 to #9 - imyourdaddy
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(08/01/2013) [-]
My grandma does that...
#103 to #9 - ninshmendo
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I tried that once because i couldn't reach the milk on the top shelf.
#152 to #9 - bdevils
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(08/02/2013) [-]
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#39 to #9 - thisotherdude
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(08/01/2013) [-]
He cannot be allowed to live
#197 to #39 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
is that a famas
#60 to #9 - vatra
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#42 to #9 - timmity ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
to him you`re disgusting, you eat cereal with COW BREAST MILK. think about that COW BREAST MILK
#132 to #42 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
What type of milk do you ******* suggest? soy?
#141 to #132 - timmity ONLINE
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(08/02/2013) [-]
no, human.
#74 to #9 - poiklman
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I used to dip my cookies in water when I was a kid, then a friend got me to try it with milk and I was like what the **** have I been doing all this time?
#27 to #9 - maggotarms
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(08/01/2013) [-]
my dad had to eat his cereal with water when he was in college because he was so poor haha
#33 to #27 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/01/2013) [-]
**** that... I'd just eat it dry
#55 to #33 - vatra
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(08/01/2013) [-]
My mom suggested I eat cereal with water once because we were out of milk, after the look on my face, she never suggested anything like that ever again.
#237 to #9 - blahblarg
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(08/02/2013) [-]
From what dimension does this friend come from?
#110 to #9 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
My father does that sometimes.
#109 to #9 - mooghens
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(08/02/2013) [-]
#305 to #109 - niggastolemyname
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(08/02/2013) [-]
5 minutes earlier
#96 to #9 - xdeathspawnx
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I onetime aw y cousin pour 7up into his captain crunch because he was out of milk. I could never look at him the same way again.
#19 to #9 - kenleyP
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Maybe hes lactose intolerant. This **** sucks bro
#161 to #19 - capinsquiggles
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Here's a store

I didn't drink milk a whole bunch for half of my life, but the last few years I've been drinking half a jug every few days, my bodies reaction to such an intake of milk is OH **** ****** BITCH LACTOSE INTOLERANCE THIS **** UP and I was like "well this sucks" but my ability to ignore pain is very high, so I just kept drinking the milk anyway and it hurt like a bitch, but I kept drinking, 2ish years later, milk only hurts me a little bit now, I ****** that lactose intolerance in the ass
#188 to #161 - ibznaughty
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Great story.

im serious i had a giggle
#22 to #19 - killerliquid
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(08/01/2013) [-]
THere's always chinese soy milk


American soy milk sucks ass.
#34 to #22 - heartlessrobot
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Almond milk is better tasting.
#306 to #34 - niggastolemyname
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I used that in cereal once
...
it was aweful
...
then i used it in pancakes
IT WAS THE BEST ******* PLAIN PANCAKES I EVER HAD
#311 to #306 - heartlessrobot
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(08/03/2013) [-]
What cereal was it? I think it would taste pretty good in multigrain cheerios.
#312 to #311 - niggastolemyname
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(08/03/2013) [-]
IDK it was a long time ago - i think it was one of the 50 shades of grain. either cheerios or frosted flakes - I was too thick for me.
IDK it was a long time ago - i think it was one of the 50 shades of grain. either cheerios or frosted flakes - I was too thick for me.
#112 to #34 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I like your icon. It started a renaissance of my 3d capabilities some time ago.
#52 to #34 - chiefhuskey
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I love that ****
#35 to #34 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I agree
I don't see why everyone seems to hate on almond milk
#196 to #35 - teh lazer lawd
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(08/02/2013) [-]
"How the **** you gon get almond milk, almonds dont have titties"
#23 to #22 - kenleyP
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Ive tried silk soy milk and i dont really like it.
#24 to #23 - killerliquid
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Which is why chinese brand is best.
#163 to #24 - capinsquiggles
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(08/02/2013) [-]
The soy milk up here in Canada isn't half bad, I'm not exactly a fan of the regular stuff, but vanilla and choco soy milk is godly
#21 to #9 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
kill him
#166 to #9 - cshp
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(08/02/2013) [-]
#57 to #9 - dubslao
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(08/01/2013) [-]
im cringing at the thought of it

o sweet yesus have mercy slit my throat now
#88 to #9 - cheezitman
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(08/02/2013) [-]
So you dumped them? Don't hate me for putting the arrow, I was just trying to help
#122 to #9 - RawrPandaLove
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(08/02/2013) [-]
My roommate eats ramen noodles with ketchup...
#136 to #122 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
That actually sounds interesting enough to try. My one white friend puts mustard on everything while my Filipino friend puts ketchup on everything.
#236 to #9 - krizzah
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Maybe he's lack toast and toleront?
#298 to #236 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
wut
#272 to #9 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I was forced to do it when i was in the army when we ran out of milk... I actually prefer it with water now.
#190 to #9 - thedungeonmaster
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Thats actually bugs me more than hearing about school shootings and ****
#67 to #9 - yisumad ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
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#239 to #9 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Run.
#65 to #9 - hopeful
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(08/01/2013) [-]
My siblings and I had to do that a few times when our family was tight on money, oh god it was disgusting.    
   
Ever tried Cap'n crunch? That **** tore the **** out of the roof of my mouth. Now try imagine that with water. I hated breakfast, to say in the least.
My siblings and I had to do that a few times when our family was tight on money, oh god it was disgusting.

Ever tried Cap'n crunch? That **** tore the **** out of the roof of my mouth. Now try imagine that with water. I hated breakfast, to say in the least.
#154 to #9 - afuckingtree
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Is he in jail yet ?
#138 to #9 - thatguyinthecorner
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(08/02/2013) [-]
that's revolting
that's revolting
#107 to #9 - harshy
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(08/02/2013) [-]
like from Friday
#85 to #9 - blokrokker
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(08/02/2013) [-]
You mean on purpose?
You mean on purpose?
#98 to #9 - nicoquitemad
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Like Cory. Mr. Safety. That dude who made the Mean Kitty Song
#168 to #9 - beavisnbutthead
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(08/02/2013) [-]
You Betta Put Some Water On Dat Damn Shit
#72 to #9 - hilariousrubbish ONLINE
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(08/02/2013) [-]
wheat bix?
is so that's ******* disgusting
and my bro does is
#63 to #9 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#37 to #9 - octaviano
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Some make hot chocolate with water. Eww.
#84 to #37 - herpderpberp
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(08/02/2013) [-]
what? i do that.. is there any other way to make it???
#262 to #84 - octaviano
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Milk.
o3o
Do you.... not use milk for your hot chocolate?
#265 to #262 - herpderpberp
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(08/02/2013) [-]
i use water, thats the way my parents taught me..
#267 to #265 - octaviano
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Use Milk next time, and fly to heaven.
#156 to #84 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
milk
#285 to #9 - koppmelk
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Once upon a time i actually used apple juice for my cereal

Never again
#11 to #9 - rapevan
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(08/01/2013) [-]
at least is not orange juice
#281 to #9 - jokersaysamuseme
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(08/02/2013) [-]
>Was a kid
>Morning
>Ran out of milk
>Decided to pour water on my cereal instead
>*************.jpg
>MFW
#200 to #9 - whykecoakfly
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Weird my friend do that too. She said the water will taste sweet afterward. Gross. We have weird friend dude.
#187 to #9 - assdozer
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#53 to #9 - europe
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Dude, spoiler that ****
#177 to #9 - evenhush
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I remember when I was a kid and my parents were broke, they didn't buy milk and made me pour water with my imitation Cocoa Puffs.
I felt like I was being punished.


The struggle.
#13 to #9 - croogzpvp
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Y-you mean cerealwater, right?.. As in milk.. right..?
#2 - birdiger
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#264 to #2 - kanionis
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I didn't know that Homer was Micheal Bay
#75 to #2 - miscarriage
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#77 - seizure
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(08/02/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Be in year 3, having a kid named Mohammed sleep over
>Breakfast time
>Decide to pour milk first then cereal to see how Mohammed will react
>He starts freaking out
>Runs away, still in pajamas, never hear from him again
>Stepdad sees him running away and says I'm a ******* tard and will never have any real friends
>Starts beating the **** out of me, it becomes his routine
>Mom never does anything about it, says that's just the way he is and that I shouldn't have made him angry in the first place
>I become extremely depressed, hate everything because of bitch stepdad, afraid to wear short sleeves because of whip marks
>Stepdad still whooping me even in my senior year of HS
>Graduation time, decide to move the **** out,
>Tell mom and bitch stepdad
>Stepdad grabs a bball bat and tries to hit me, misses
>*******************.avi
>Start kicking the **** out of the little ******
>Break his nose, four ribs and his right knee
>Neighbours call cops
>The little bitch says I attacked him first with a bball bat, mom confirms his story
>**********************.jpg
>Neighbours say I always seemed a little "off" and "antisocial"
>Cops arrest me, don't dig the whole self-defense/abuse story
>Lawyer tries to get me a couple of months in a mental institution, but apparently I didn't seem "that off"
>Get maximum sentence for assault, five years
>**** you Mohammed
#169 to #77 - bowservoltaire
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(08/02/2013) [-]



Honestly, that's what you get for pouring milk first


#198 to #77 - thenikohero
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#260 to #77 - fosterr
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Wow. Great story at first, then the feels somehow hit me.

I think the moral of the story is not to put ******* milk before cereal.

#80 to #77 - hydromatic
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#189 to #80 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Bones?! In MY Funnyjunk? I'm okay with this.
#1 - crowd
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(08/01/2013) [-]
never trust a mohammed.
#5 to #1 - steefdegroot
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Mfw your profile picture.
Mfw your profile picture.
#6 to #5 - crowd
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(08/01/2013) [-]
sauce on my page.
#17 to #6 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Better check out that link


for science
#7 to #6 - steefdegroot
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Thank you <3
Thank you <3
#8 to #7 - crowd
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(08/01/2013) [-]
you're welcome and good luck, sir
#31 to #1 - willindor
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Mo's are pretty trustworthy actually. Those Ali's are a different story.
#101 to #1 - klaes
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#4 to #1 - nuttyturd
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(08/01/2013) [-]
What about this guy
#48 to #4 - halor
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(08/01/2013) [-]
im assuming this is from that one episode of south park that they were only willing to show once because the practitioners of the Muslim faith flipped ****
#29 to #4 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
do you have any idea how offensive that is
#153 to #29 - cabbagemayhem
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Whoa. Stop the internet! Someone made a joke about your race, nationality, or religion, and you're offended? We didn't know! We should make an exception for you and your people because you're clearly superior (and you might blow somebody up).
#178 to #153 - Reewrat
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Lol Just to let you know, that line was a quote from that episode ... or a similar episode not sure but it's from the show. I doubt anon actually meant it . Some people just love to tell people off don't they ? Good job guys
#313 to #178 - cabbagemayhem
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Oh, I haven't seen that episode. Thanks.
#108 to #29 - justhangingaround
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(08/02/2013) [-]
No... I do not believe in offensive humor because I don't take offense to much. If someone is trying to tell a joke and you find it offensive then maybe you should try to guide them on a path to greater tolerance. Pointing out that a person is intolerant is easy. I mean **** ****** we say all sorts of ****** up **** on here and this is what get's you going.

tl;dr you're on funnyjunk and are easily offended you're gonna have a bad time
#93 to #4 - joelgrosso
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Look, in the sky! is a bird, is a plane... is Musulman,
#25 - pollepolle
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I figured I'd be healthy this morning and poured yoghurt onto my cereal.   
   
After first spoonful, I realized the gravity of my mistake
I figured I'd be healthy this morning and poured yoghurt onto my cereal.

After first spoonful, I realized the gravity of my mistake
#28 to #25 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
My mom loves that.
#64 to #25 - xyaleon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Best with Cheerios.
#242 to #25 - luqmanr
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I'd say oats cereal or plain cereal tastes better with yogurt than milk.
#277 to #25 - norfair
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I eat it like that all the time. It's very tasty, especially with fruit yoghurt.
#40 to #25 - fuzzyjred
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(08/01/2013) [-]
yeah, duh, you're supposed to put the cereal into the yoghurt bucket
#106 - guu
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Named Mohammed and lives where I was born in England.. The ****?
Named Mohammed and lives where I was born in England.. The ****?
#191 to #106 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
What's the source of that pic?
#297 to #106 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I know. I hate it when people follow religions anywhere around my general area. It makes no sense and it's impossible for any belief system other than my own to be the correct one. I wish people weren't allowed to choose for themselves, their decisions always interfere with my actions.
#117 to #106 - eddysnewfoundglory
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Oh wow, what part of Liverpool?
Oh wow, what part of Liverpool?
#254 to #117 - xehanortscrack
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(08/02/2013) [-]
You gonna get killed someday by that curiosity. Stahp Mr. Cat. It's not cool. Don't be curious. Staph.
#271 to #106 - omgwtfwhoami
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#213 to #106 - mrhaihoang ONLINE
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#115 to #106 - JMF
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#133 to #115 - wumbido
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(08/02/2013) [-]
i love doge
#120 to #106 - cocainecowboy
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#192 - Residentpudding
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Why? Because **** you, that's why.
#261 to #192 - mondominiman
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#231 to #192 - tanabata ONLINE
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#221 to #192 - joshofsouls
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(08/02/2013) [-]
YOU MAKE ME FEEL NOTHING BUT RAGE



YOU MAKE ME FEEL NOTHING BUT RAGE
#144 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
"When I was in year 3"

Did you go to ****** Hogwarts?
#245 to #144 - brunt
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Don't you dare use Hogwarts name in vain!
#147 to #144 - screaming
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(08/02/2013) [-]
That's how the British say it. Shut up.
#216 to #147 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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(08/02/2013) [-]
And Australians.
#244 to #216 - brunt
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Not always I mostly said grade for primary school.
#309 to #244 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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(08/02/2013) [-]
As a result of American tv/movies no doubt. The "year x" format is the correct way to say it in Australia.
#146 to #144 - lesmiserables
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(08/02/2013) [-]
No, he went to school, Anon. School.
No, he went to school, Anon. School.
#203 - bdowns
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(08/02/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3216771 at Friendly ** what I put first before the cereal
#184 - dashortestusername
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Must have been a cereal killer
#214 to #184 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
That sounds super cereal
#204 to #184 - shisno
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(08/02/2013) [-]




it's finished
#222 to #184 - joshofsouls
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#202 to #184 - acehades
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(08/02/2013) [-]
.............. **** you carlos