Cereal. i guess you could call him a serial killer. 22 hours ago near Liverpool, England via Mobile t, Slept over at a kids heme ante when I waa in year 3. Saw  isjail
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Cereal. i guess you could call him a serial killer. 22 hours ago near Liverpool, England via Mobile t, Slept over at a kids heme ante when I waa in year 3. Saw

i guess you could call him a serial killer

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22 hours ago near Liverpool, England via Mobile t,
Slept over at a kids heme ante when I waa in year 3. Saw him pour milkiest,
bowl first, then cereal. Never talked tn him again just discovered he is in jail
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User avatar #9 - problemuser (08/01/2013) [-]
One of my 'friends' eats cereal with water.

Not milk.

W A T E R
User avatar #37 to #9 - octaviano (08/01/2013) [-]
Some make hot chocolate with water. Eww.
User avatar #84 to #37 - herpderpberp (08/02/2013) [-]
what? i do that.. is there any other way to make it???
User avatar #262 to #84 - octaviano (08/02/2013) [-]
Milk.
o3o
Do you.... not use milk for your hot chocolate?
User avatar #265 to #262 - herpderpberp (08/02/2013) [-]
i use water, thats the way my parents taught me..
User avatar #267 to #265 - octaviano (08/02/2013) [-]
Use Milk next time, and fly to heaven.
#156 to #84 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
milk
#281 to #9 - jokersaysamuseme (08/02/2013) [-]
>Was a kid
>Morning
>Ran out of milk
>Decided to pour water on my cereal instead
> ************* .jpg
>MFW
#122 to #9 - RawrPandaLove (08/02/2013) [-]
My roommate eats ramen noodles with ketchup...
#136 to #122 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
That actually sounds interesting enough to try. My one white friend puts mustard on everything while my Filipino friend puts ketchup on everything.
#21 to #9 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
kill him
User avatar #72 to #9 - hilariousrubbish (08/02/2013) [-]
wheat bix?
is so that's ******* disgusting
and my bro does is
User avatar #107 to #9 - harshy (08/02/2013) [-]
like from Friday
#239 to #9 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Run.
#152 to #9 - bdevils (08/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #74 to #9 - poiklman (08/02/2013) [-]
I used to dip my cookies in water when I was a kid, then a friend got me to try it with milk and I was like what the **** have I been doing all this time?
User avatar #11 to #9 - rapevan (08/01/2013) [-]
at least is not orange juice
User avatar #27 to #9 - maggotarms (08/01/2013) [-]
my dad had to eat his cereal with water when he was in college because he was so poor haha
User avatar #33 to #27 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/01/2013) [-]
**** that... I'd just eat it dry
User avatar #55 to #33 - vatra (08/01/2013) [-]
My mom suggested I eat cereal with water once because we were out of milk, after the look on my face, she never suggested anything like that ever again.
User avatar #13 to #9 - croogzpvp (08/01/2013) [-]
Y-you mean cerealwater, right?.. As in milk.. right..?
#109 to #9 - mooghens ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
#305 to #109 - niggastolemyname (08/02/2013) [-]
5 minutes earlier
User avatar #200 to #9 - whykecoakfly (08/02/2013) [-]
Weird my friend do that too. She said the water will taste sweet afterward. Gross. We have weird friend dude.
#39 to #9 - thisotherdude (08/01/2013) [-]
He cannot be allowed to live
#197 to #39 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
is that a famas
User avatar #98 to #9 - nicoquitemad (08/02/2013) [-]
Like Cory. Mr. Safety. That dude who made the Mean Kitty Song
User avatar #42 to #9 - timmity (08/01/2013) [-]
to him you`re disgusting, you eat cereal with COW BREAST MILK. think about that COW BREAST MILK
#132 to #42 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
What type of milk do you ******* suggest? soy?
User avatar #141 to #132 - timmity (08/02/2013) [-]
no, human.
User avatar #53 to #9 - europe (08/01/2013) [-]
Dude, spoiler that ****
#177 to #9 - evenhush (08/02/2013) [-]
I remember when I was a kid and my parents were broke, they didn't buy milk and made me pour water with my imitation Cocoa Puffs.
I felt like I was being punished.


The struggle.
#10 to #9 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
what a freak of nature.
User avatar #285 to #9 - koppmelk (08/02/2013) [-]
Once upon a time i actually used apple juice for my cereal

Never again
#88 to #9 - cheezitman (08/02/2013) [-]
So you dumped them? Don't hate me for putting the arrow, I was just trying to help
#272 to #9 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
I was forced to do it when i was in the army when we ran out of milk... I actually prefer it with water now.
User avatar #236 to #9 - krizzah (08/02/2013) [-]
Maybe he's lack toast and toleront?
#298 to #236 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #154 to #9 - afuckingtree (08/02/2013) [-]
Is he in jail yet ?
User avatar #190 to #9 - thedungeonmaster (08/02/2013) [-]
Thats actually bugs me more than hearing about school shootings and ****
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#67 to #9 - yisumad (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #251 to #9 - carnagejc (08/02/2013) [-]
Several of my friends actually do this now at uni. The reason being is that on this small island we have particular sweet and tasty milk, it is some of the world's best.

As a result of this I and many others feel sick when having milk from many other countries.

So basically they went to the UK/US/Australia and feel sick if they try to have milk.

Still, I'd rather not have it at all than have my cereal with water.
#65 to #9 - hopeful (08/01/2013) [-]
My siblings and I had to do that a few times when our family was tight on money, oh god it was disgusting.    
   
Ever tried Cap'n crunch? That 			****		 tore the 			****		 out of the roof of my mouth. Now try imagine that with water. I hated breakfast, to say in the least.
My siblings and I had to do that a few times when our family was tight on money, oh god it was disgusting.

Ever tried Cap'n crunch? That **** tore the **** out of the roof of my mouth. Now try imagine that with water. I hated breakfast, to say in the least.
User avatar #237 to #9 - blahblarg (08/02/2013) [-]
From what dimension does this friend come from?
#19 to #9 - kenleyP (08/01/2013) [-]
Maybe hes lactose intolerant. This **** sucks bro
User avatar #161 to #19 - capinsquiggles (08/02/2013) [-]
Here's a store

I didn't drink milk a whole bunch for half of my life, but the last few years I've been drinking half a jug every few days, my bodies reaction to such an intake of milk is OH **** ****** BITCH LACTOSE INTOLERANCE THIS **** UP and I was like "well this sucks" but my ability to ignore pain is very high, so I just kept drinking the milk anyway and it hurt like a bitch, but I kept drinking, 2ish years later, milk only hurts me a little bit now, I ****** that lactose intolerance in the ass
User avatar #188 to #161 - ibznaughty (08/02/2013) [-]
Great story.

im serious i had a giggle
User avatar #22 to #19 - killerliquid ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
THere's always chinese soy milk


American soy milk sucks ass.
#23 to #22 - kenleyP (08/01/2013) [-]
Ive tried silk soy milk and i dont really like it.
User avatar #24 to #23 - killerliquid ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Which is why chinese brand is best.
User avatar #163 to #24 - capinsquiggles (08/02/2013) [-]
The soy milk up here in Canada isn't half bad, I'm not exactly a fan of the regular stuff, but vanilla and choco soy milk is godly
User avatar #34 to #22 - heartlessrobot (08/01/2013) [-]
Almond milk is better tasting.
#35 to #34 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
I agree
I don't see why everyone seems to hate on almond milk
User avatar #196 to #35 - teh lazer lawd (08/02/2013) [-]
"How the **** you gon get almond milk, almonds dont have titties"
User avatar #306 to #34 - niggastolemyname (08/02/2013) [-]
I used that in cereal once
...
it was aweful
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then i used it in pancakes
IT WAS THE BEST ******* PLAIN PANCAKES I EVER HAD
User avatar #311 to #306 - heartlessrobot (08/03/2013) [-]
What cereal was it? I think it would taste pretty good in multigrain cheerios.
#312 to #311 - niggastolemyname (08/03/2013) [-]
IDK it was a long time ago - i think it was one of the 50 shades of grain. either cheerios or frosted flakes - I was too thick for me.
IDK it was a long time ago - i think it was one of the 50 shades of grain. either cheerios or frosted flakes - I was too thick for me.
#112 to #34 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
I like your icon. It started a renaissance of my 3d capabilities some time ago.
User avatar #52 to #34 - chiefhuskey (08/01/2013) [-]
I love that ****
#110 to #9 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
My father does that sometimes.
#138 to #9 - thatguyinthecorner (08/02/2013) [-]
that's revolting
that's revolting
User avatar #103 to #9 - ninshmendo (08/02/2013) [-]
I tried that once because i couldn't reach the milk on the top shelf.
#85 to #9 - blokrokker (08/02/2013) [-]
You mean on purpose?
You mean on purpose?
User avatar #96 to #9 - xdeathspawnx (08/02/2013) [-]
I onetime aw y cousin pour 7up into his captain crunch because he was out of milk. I could never look at him the same way again.
User avatar #57 to #9 - dubslao (08/01/2013) [-]
im cringing at the thought of it

o sweet yesus have mercy slit my throat now
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User avatar #45 to #9 - imyourdaddy (08/01/2013) [-]
My grandma does that...
User avatar #317 to #36 - cadencee (08/15/2013) [-]
WTF never have i met someone with the same name as myself.

....

You're a chick arent you? -.-
#318 to #317 - imcadence (08/15/2013) [-]
nope  pic unrelated
nope pic unrelated
#2 - birdiger (08/01/2013) [-]
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#264 to #2 - kanionis (08/02/2013) [-]
I didn't know that Homer was Micheal Bay
#165 to #12 - ghirahn (08/02/2013) [-]
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#203 - bdowns (08/02/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #3216771 at Friendly ** what I put first before the cereal
#77 - seizure (08/02/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Be in year 3, having a kid named Mohammed sleep over
>Breakfast time
>Decide to pour milk first then cereal to see how Mohammed will react
>He starts freaking out
>Runs away, still in pajamas, never hear from him again
>Stepdad sees him running away and says I'm a ******* tard and will never have any real friends
>Starts beating the **** out of me, it becomes his routine
>Mom never does anything about it, says that's just the way he is and that I shouldn't have made him angry in the first place
>I become extremely depressed, hate everything because of bitch stepdad, afraid to wear short sleeves because of whip marks
>Stepdad still whooping me even in my senior year of HS
>Graduation time, decide to move the **** out,
>Tell mom and bitch stepdad
>Stepdad grabs a bball bat and tries to hit me, misses
> ******************* .avi
>Start kicking the **** out of the little ******
>Break his nose, four ribs and his right knee
>Neighbours call cops
>The little bitch says I attacked him first with a bball bat, mom confirms his story
> ********************** .jpg
>Neighbours say I always seemed a little "off" and "antisocial"
>Cops arrest me, don't dig the whole self-defense/abuse story
>Lawyer tries to get me a couple of months in a mental institution, but apparently I didn't seem "that off"
>Get maximum sentence for assault, five years
> **** you Mohammed
User avatar #169 to #77 - bowservoltaire (08/02/2013) [-]



Honestly, that's what you get for pouring milk first


#260 to #77 - fosterr (08/02/2013) [-]
Wow. Great story at first, then the feels somehow hit me.

I think the moral of the story is not to put ******* milk before cereal.

#189 to #80 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Bones?! In MY Funnyjunk? I'm okay with this.
#25 - pollepolle (08/01/2013) [-]
I figured I'd be healthy this morning and poured yoghurt onto my cereal.   
   
After first spoonful, I realized the gravity of my mistake
I figured I'd be healthy this morning and poured yoghurt onto my cereal.

After first spoonful, I realized the gravity of my mistake
#28 to #25 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
My mom loves that.
User avatar #64 to #25 - xyaleon (08/01/2013) [-]
Best with Cheerios.
User avatar #242 to #25 - luqmanr (08/02/2013) [-]
I'd say oats cereal or plain cereal tastes better with yogurt than milk.
#277 to #25 - norfair (08/02/2013) [-]
I eat it like that all the time. It's very tasty, especially with fruit yoghurt.
User avatar #40 to #25 - fuzzyjred (08/01/2013) [-]
yeah, duh, you're supposed to put the cereal into the yoghurt bucket
#56 - Loststorm (08/01/2013) [-]
When I was really little, I used to read those Junie B. Jones books.    
   
I distinctly remember a scene where she used juice instead of milk with her cereal, and she commented to her grandpa "It's very delicious but I think I might throw up."
When I was really little, I used to read those Junie B. Jones books.

I distinctly remember a scene where she used juice instead of milk with her cereal, and she commented to her grandpa "It's very delicious but I think I might throw up."
User avatar #90 to #56 - lostxprophit (08/02/2013) [-]
I liked some of those books...a shame Barbra Parker isn't writing any more books
User avatar #233 to #56 - specialday (08/02/2013) [-]
This made me laugh like a tard. And somehow I can't explain that gif relates to the story.
#186 - zaggystirdust (08/02/2013) [-]
I can kind of see the upside to it
at least you'd know if you have milk before you pour in a bunch of dry cereal
User avatar #225 to #186 - RandomAnonGuy (08/02/2013) [-]
Much easier to pour dry cereal back into the packet when there's no milk, than it is to pour milk back into the bottle when there's no cereal.
#185 - justsomechickyo (08/02/2013) [-]
I like to pour cats into my cereal.....yummy!
#192 - Residentpudding ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Why? Because **** you, that's why.
#221 to #192 - joshofsouls (08/02/2013) [-]
YOU MAKE ME FEEL NOTHING BUT RAGE



YOU MAKE ME FEEL NOTHING BUT RAGE
#201 - googolplex (08/02/2013) [-]
A girl I liked before did this... never saw her again...
#184 - dashortestusername (08/02/2013) [-]
Must have been a cereal killer
#214 to #184 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
That sounds super cereal
#204 to #184 - shisno (08/02/2013) [-]




it's finished
#202 to #184 - acehades (08/02/2013) [-]
.............. **** you carlos
#162 - thatcereal (08/02/2013) [-]
Commenting simply because my name has relevance to the topic.
#159 - nightmarecorpse (08/02/2013) [-]
Milk first, then cereal? That boy ain't right I tell ya hwat.
#246 - wesergold (08/02/2013) [-]
like you are in any position to judge when your name is mohammed...
#227 - asslickingood (08/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #234 to #227 - grimagination (08/02/2013) [-]
omg, dat gif...
#255 to #227 - lazersharkheads ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Hey, that's HowToBasics =D A Youtube channel where a guy ***** up his kitchen in every single video!
#268 - gadorian (08/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #240 - herpedobear ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
i also do that...
i think it just feels wrong the other way...
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User avatar #258 to #86 - xehanortscrack (08/02/2013) [-]
If you hadn't been such a wimp about her stealing your kiwi, you could have been the one to bang her!
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User avatar #87 to #86 - banging (08/02/2013) [-]
I am, in essence, a crime.
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