Jesus. . IF MARY mum an mm BOWEN. This is what would've happened. Or at least what I wish woulda happened Jesus philosoraptor
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#1 - thetoastofalltoast (08/01/2013) [-]
This is what would've happened.

Or at least what I wish woulda happened
User avatar #6 - mrswagly (08/01/2013) [-]
Is every exit in a fire station a fire exit?
User avatar #3 - bothemastaofall (08/01/2013) [-]
Please explain the joke.
#5 to #3 - holmborn (08/01/2013) [-]
because he would have died, then risen again 3 days later.
like the ressurection and **** .
User avatar #4 to #3 - noll (08/01/2013) [-]
Jesus rose from the grave after three days
User avatar #7 to #3 - zakaizer (08/01/2013) [-]
Abortion = Killing the child (In a nutshell)

When Jesus was killed, he resurrected 3 days later, this is saying that he'd resurrect inside her womb, thus making her pregnant again.... I think
User avatar #23 - thebestpieever (08/02/2013) [-]
Alright, let me address everything in here. But before let me clarify that I am not a Christian nor do I advocate for any Christian (Or any other) church or religion.
First of all: Mary would not have aborted, the Angel St Gabriel said to her “Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favour with God." According to the Bible God only favours the righteous (or those who are righteous in his eyes). Aborting a baby is considered a sin, an unholy act, a righteous person in God's eyes wouldn't have performed such a thing.
Second: Depending on which bible (and which church) you read, Mary's age is anything from 12 to 15 when she gets pregnant. This, however, was not uncommon in that time for women usually got married and pregnant around the same age because the average life expectancy was between 28 to an extreme (for the time) 40 depending on the area.
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User avatar #22 to #2 - thebestpieever (08/02/2013) [-]
Without religion? Yes. Without faith? No.
#9 to #2 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Indeed it would be.
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#27 to #10 - masterboll (08/02/2013) [-]
>Less war
>wouldn't be in the stone age with technology
User avatar #17 to #2 - Crusader (08/02/2013) [-]

Shocking, I know.
Think about every war that uses religion as an excuse.
The Crusades
The current war on terrorism
Thirty Years War

Religion is just the excuse given to the masses to garner support, the reason for the war themselves are usually political and cultural.
Politics =/= Religions
Culture =/= Religion
Though often closely related, they are not the same.
The crusades were a war for the "Holy Lands" by Vatican, which was more of a political power than a religious one, they wanted more land, they didn't care for Jerusalem as much as they cared for the lands between there and Italy that they would be in control of.
War on terrorism, is hardly Muslims hating people, it's people living off of Cold War hate for capitalism and seeing the west as evil and using religion again as a tool to gain support, hence why North Korea (an atheistic state) also doesn't like the USA and claims them to be evil.
Thirty Years War, Again Catholics wanting political control, hence why you even had French Catholics fighting on the side of Protestants.
Holocaust, jews were a scape goat, if they weren't there as a religious minority, then other ethnic groups or cultural groups would have been taken away, which they were such as slavs and gypsies.

Not to say that the three aren't related, but most "religious conflicts" are actually cultural and political wars based off of "I want what you have" that uses religion as a tool to garner support because it is there, if it weren't there then it would go to culture as a reason.
User avatar #24 to #17 - thebestpieever (08/02/2013) [-]
I am glad to finally find someone who understands how war and propaganda works.
#21 - lesmiserables (08/02/2013) [-]
It's actually much more macabre. The fetus comes out of the womb when you have an abort, so Jesus would actually resurrect as a dead fetus on a pile of garbage, or in a moat or some **** .
User avatar #25 to #21 - thraxis (08/02/2013) [-]
That's some Fullmetal Alchemist **** right there.
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#8 - Polomaster (08/01/2013) [-]
This is my new favorite thing to think about!!!
This is my new favorite thing to think about!!!
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