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#23 - xxxdemonxxx (08/01/2013) [-]
Don't really think Conan is funny.
User avatar #38 to #23 - mugiwaraluffy (08/01/2013) [-]
Good, those aren't even his jokes. He says the jokes that people write for him so they can see if it is funny or not to an audience. He does this in the beginning of the show and the rest is his originality which I find very funny.
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#1 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
it really sucks when I see good content then I look at the ******* description and tags and see "le le le le le".
User avatar #14 - reaperssprint (08/01/2013) [-]
But, Arby's is good...
#61 - trashmaggots ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
#18 - dashgamer (08/01/2013) [-]
**** you, Conan, Arby's is the **** . Just look at that sexy ************* burger.
User avatar #24 to #18 - heartlessrobot (08/01/2013) [-]
My brother works at arbies and apparently the meat looks like a cylinder of frozen pink paste before they slice and cook it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dashgamer (08/01/2013) [-]
Man, I really don't give a damn what it looks like. It tastes like heaven. Give your brother my salutations for working at the best fast food restaurant ever.
#34 to #25 - walkerjam (08/01/2013) [-]
Well he didn't say he works at Wendy's.
#78 to #71 - superkewlguy (08/02/2013) [-]
There are 6 patties on that thing, of course it's a mess.
#42 to #18 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
not really what i would call a burger... more of a sandwich...
#43 to #18 - thefasrdog (08/01/2013) [-]
reality...
#45 to #43 - dashgamer (08/01/2013) [-]
And that 			******		 burger thing makes me the happiest man alive when I eat it.
And that ****** burger thing makes me the happiest man alive when I eat it.
User avatar #55 to #45 - thefasrdog (08/01/2013) [-]
Hey,to each is their own...
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#79 to #43 - justhangingaround (08/02/2013) [-]
still ******* amazing
#2 - sedativechunk (08/01/2013) [-]
**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #155411 at Shin Anime Social Board ** What's wrong with Arby's? People always bashing my second favorite fast food joint.
#44 - listy (08/01/2013) [-]
I thought apple would of sued them
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#76 - wiredrage (08/02/2013) [-]
conan ****** sucks
User avatar #62 - RequieminMortis (08/02/2013) [-]
Honestly, the price is the only thing that keeps me from going to Arby's. I used to be able to get five sandwiches for five bucks; last time I went, it cost me FIFTEEN bucks to get a cheddar sandwich meal for me and two regular sandwiches for my friend.

It's not nearly as good as real roast beef, mind you, but Arby's isn't terrible. I can just do much better for the same price.
#53 - trickytrickster (08/01/2013) [-]
There's an Arby's in my town and I literally never see anyone there. I have no idea how it is still open.
#49 - Loppytaffy (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 - predominance (08/01/2013) [-]
Meh, worked at Arby's for 2 years. Their Roast Beef is kept in an outdoor freezer (usually) for months until it's time to bring it into the indoor freezer, wherein its given a 4-day timestamp and brought to the indoor cooler to thaw. Once thawed and needed, its put into a 250degree oven until the beef reaches a temperature of 138-142degrees (usually 2.5-3.5 hours) and then cut in half, and stored in a 150degree holding oven (where it's good for one day, I think).
User avatar #59 to #41 - RequieminMortis (08/02/2013) [-]
According to my dad, who worked at Arby's while in college, it's not even roast beef. It's a bunch of different cuts ground up, formed into a loaf and then sliced to the same thinness as roast beef.
User avatar #70 to #59 - predominance (08/02/2013) [-]
I never inquired where the meat came from. I'd believe it though. I always preferred their Angus beef anyway.

Also, if you ever go to one, ask for a Turkey 3cheese with Mushrooms. Oh my God, <3~
User avatar #27 - cutiepyro (08/01/2013) [-]
it may not taste like meat, but it tastes GOOD
#3 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
Hello funnyjunkfags, I'm from /int/ to tell you fags to stop sucking dick for a second. ok? You fags need to stop sucking our dick and stealing our content. or else we will get all boards to do a raid here. If I see more phanactry here than it already is, prepare for the raid.
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#58 to #3 - replace (08/02/2013) [-]
it's okay, 'cause i'm human, not mosquito
#69 to #3 - teranin ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but "phanactry" cracked me up hard
#46 to #16 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
**** bro, calm down i know it's a troll but it's still ****** up to tell him to step on a lego
#22 to #3 - thefinalexam (08/01/2013) [-]
Someone say RAVE?
Someone say RAVE?
#28 to #3 - dreaddune (08/01/2013) [-]
phanactry
phanactry
User avatar #17 to #3 - smithforprez (08/01/2013) [-]
if you were really from 4chan you'd know they have nothing worth stealing. but sure, you and your little friends can raid this site, it might even be funnier than the **** festering on the front page.
#9 to #3 - thomasleinan (08/01/2013) [-]
fite me irl kid
User avatar #19 to #3 - tubaplayah (08/01/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #48 to #19 - thesinful (08/01/2013) [-]
No matter how many times I see this, all I can think is, "They misspelled guerrilla."
#10 to #3 - iamnotgoodwithname (08/01/2013) [-]
raid incoming
User avatar #12 to #3 - arcticassassin (08/01/2013) [-]
A raid?
Remember to bring your level 89 warlock.
User avatar #21 to #12 - iamnotgoodwithname (08/01/2013) [-]
filthy casual!
u cant do current raids at 89!
User avatar #52 to #21 - licestr ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
lower level raids
User avatar #63 to #21 - srapture (08/02/2013) [-]
I never did raids past 80 because Cataclysm was a piece of **** so I stopped playing the game.
User avatar #72 to #63 - dafuckisthisshit (08/02/2013) [-]
i stopped playing cause the game got boring and the player community went to **** .
#77 to #3 - faridahmalik (08/02/2013) [-]
man, I've had to use this one a lot today.
#7 to #3 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh God, not a RAID. I'm soooooo terrified. And I'm sure you can get a whole website to back you for your personal vendetta against funnyjunk.
#47 to #3 - SuperSixONE (08/01/2013) [-]
Wow nobody realizes you're a troll...  mostly the newfags
Wow nobody realizes you're a troll... mostly the newfags
#66 to #3 - ShadowsDemon ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #74 to #3 - chrisruler (08/02/2013) [-]
please raid FJ. we need more traffic here
#15 to #3 - clifford (08/01/2013) [-]
Go away troll.
Go away troll.
#64 to #3 - gnillort (08/02/2013) [-]
DO IT PUSSY.
#13 to #3 - tittytastic (08/01/2013) [-]
suck a meaty cock, phanact
#50 to #3 - yisumad (08/01/2013) [-]
'Tis time, anon.   
READY THE ARTILLERY.
'Tis time, anon.
READY THE ARTILLERY.
User avatar #8 to #3 - duvallwhitey (08/01/2013) [-]
A raid?
Who cares. Its a website.
User avatar #29 to #3 - neokun (08/01/2013) [-]
You call funnyjunk phanacts and yet still use their ******* terms?

Phanactry?

Shut the **** up.
#30 to #29 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
it's a word filter
User avatar #31 to #30 - neokun (08/01/2013) [-]
For what word?
#32 to #31 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
fag-got filters to phanact
User avatar #35 to #32 - neokun (08/01/2013) [-]
phanactry
User avatar #36 to #35 - neokun (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #4 to #3 - metropolis (08/01/2013) [-]
this wan't from reddit, but it's not OC
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User avatar #6 to #4 - metropolis (08/01/2013) [-]
*wasn't
#11 to #3 - Kairyuka ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
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