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#8 - jinxbomb (08/01/2013) [-]
@ChingChongChoi
#12 to #8 - asmathiel (08/01/2013) [-]
****		 man, I didn't notice this
**** man, I didn't notice this
#50 - extravix (08/01/2013) [-]
This guy.
User avatar #62 to #50 - joshuaww (08/01/2013) [-]
THAT LAST ONE

OH GOD
User avatar #59 to #50 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm really upset that he said Mcdick and not Mcdickin'.
User avatar #75 to #59 - kolpster (08/01/2013) [-]
Mcdicken' nuggets.
#86 to #50 - tubaplayah (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh **** the last one got me.
User avatar #23 - mcderper (08/01/2013) [-]
**mcderper rolled a random comment #4213675 posted by cowisbeast at Click an item and pick it up ** :
2quit
What my gf is not allowed to do.
#64 to #23 - zorororonoa (08/01/2013) [-]
nice roll
nice roll
#72 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo exist.
#1 - TheJesterette (07/31/2013) [-]
My new favorite thing!!
My new favorite thing!!
User avatar #22 to #1 - mysticana (08/01/2013) [-]
I think everyone needs to watch this movie at least twice, once for the actual film, and then again just to watch her hair.
User avatar #24 to #1 - unoriginalaccount (08/01/2013) [-]
This ******* movie.
This was the reason I decided to make it my goal to get get a redhead with curly hair.
#51 to #24 - thisiswrong (08/01/2013) [-]
my friend...they are the best =)
my friend...they are the best =)
User avatar #52 - welfarekid (08/01/2013) [-]
My Girlfriend Not Allowed to use the broom, bitch I sweep you off your feet.
User avatar #66 - TrickyTehDj ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo.... Oh wait. I don't have a girlfriend.
#55 - anaraledien (08/01/2013) [-]
**anaraledien rolled a random comment #119 posted by presentdent at Hes right you know ** :
 what my gf is not allowed to
**anaraledien rolled a random comment #119 posted by presentdent at Hes right you know ** :
what my gf is not allowed to
User avatar #100 to #55 - priestoftheoldones (08/01/2013) [-]
What an amazing roll.
#57 to #55 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
she is not allowed to **** you?
User avatar #17 to #16 - exyted (08/01/2013) [-]
u r a stpid fuk how can u liek somthing so stupd stop psting stpd fcking **** grow up u immature fcking **** kid
#98 to #17 - jmillenium (08/01/2013) [-]
I an't help but feel that this was posted as sarcasm. Thumb up for exyted and thumb down for jonnyfunk.
#79 to #17 - tragono **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
I actually got that reference   
I normally wouldn't post a whole, entire whopping comment just for something like me merely enjoying or understanding a comment.   
However, The chances of anyone getting that reference is incredibly small, let alone me.   
   
I don't even browse FJ that often. I just so happened to be going through the newest uploads when I happened to see just the right content (Although to be fair there were probably a few reposts so the chances were higher).   
   
Infact, I can't entirely remember what the content was or how that was a reference to it.
I actually got that reference
I normally wouldn't post a whole, entire whopping comment just for something like me merely enjoying or understanding a comment.
However, The chances of anyone getting that reference is incredibly small, let alone me.

I don't even browse FJ that often. I just so happened to be going through the newest uploads when I happened to see just the right content (Although to be fair there were probably a few reposts so the chances were higher).

Infact, I can't entirely remember what the content was or how that was a reference to it.
#18 to #16 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
so you're that guy out of your group of friends who thinks he's funny but when he tries just crashes and burns
#20 to #18 - jonnyfunk (08/01/2013) [-]
**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #5417969 at Furries **

have this cute kitten to cheer you up
#76 to #20 - kolpster (08/01/2013) [-]
**kolpster rolled a random image posted in comment #497 at A Once in a Lifetime Roll **
Y'mean this?
#95 to #76 - buttholee (08/01/2013) [-]
**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #3076601 at Friendly **
I think he meant this...
User avatar #97 to #95 - kolpster (08/01/2013) [-]
ohgodyes
User avatar #68 to #20 - theawesomeguy (08/01/2013) [-]
thats the most i laughed all day
User avatar #26 to #16 - Hreidmar ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Well... you tried. The corners of my mouth twitched.
User avatar #27 to #26 - jonnyfunk (08/01/2013) [-]
that's more than i've ever hoped for.
User avatar #61 - defeats (08/01/2013) [-]
**** guys, these are jokes making fun of the ones girls did...
User avatar #6 - superafromanxd (08/01/2013) [-]
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo eat trix yogurt. Bitch that **** for kids and I aint no pedophile.
#69 to #6 - dukeofdickbutt (08/01/2013) [-]
Most under rated comment of 2013.
#5 - uryui (08/01/2013) [-]
I like to read these in Leo Wong's voice from Futurama.
#44 - nuclearkitteh (08/01/2013) [-]
If this isn't a joke I'm going to lose all faith in humanity.
If this isn't a joke I'm going to lose all faith in humanity.
User avatar #46 to #44 - roflnaut (08/01/2013) [-]
Be prepared to keep your faith because this was just a joke.
User avatar #48 to #44 - karvarausku ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
This was a joke against the female ones.
User avatar #47 to #44 - jacencaedus (08/01/2013) [-]
agreed, but it probably is a joke
User avatar #81 to #44 - vatra (08/01/2013) [-]
It's so obvious that is a joke man.. Read it again.
#88 to #44 - Apac (08/01/2013) [-]
You thinking it's not a joke for a second made me lose faith in humanity.
User avatar #73 to #44 - nesquik (08/01/2013) [-]
The fact that you thought it wasn't a joke for even a second disappoints me.
#67 - joshuaww (08/01/2013) [-]
... Holy 			****		. A twitter trend I'm actually enjoying.   
   
They do exist...
... Holy **** . A twitter trend I'm actually enjoying.

They do exist...
#37 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
You see this is a nice funny trending topic, mild humor, but if girls went and made #MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo and a thread of it got posted somewhere, you would see all the Forever Alone betafags going OHHHHH MY GOD FEMINIST NAZI SLUT **** YOU YOU STUPID BITCH ASS WHOREFHGFJNHRGge qrt#%byr YBwebfGHGHGHfghSGhrT teetYer thSs tHfgfs hdSHsdftgHSDG sHs HJGHG111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

You so silly insecure betafags, U SO SILLY.
#40 to #37 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
No, given that they were amusing I would actually enjoy seeing that.
#43 to #40 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #45 to #37 - nuclearkitteh (08/01/2013) [-]
Not really. Why don't you post this outside of the cover of anon.
User avatar #87 to #37 - tubaplayah (08/01/2013) [-]
Hey guys I found the feminist
#90 to #37 - Apac (08/01/2013) [-]
That trend was actually the first one LOL.
User avatar #49 to #37 - sleepisfortheweak (08/01/2013) [-]
This guy is alpha as **** .
#35 - thefirstporkchop (08/01/2013) [-]
misogyny everywhere
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User avatar #36 to #35 - mechaemperor (08/01/2013) [-]
If a girl sees them acting like that and still has a relationship, she deserves it. If these guys are serious, they are mad insecure, btw.
#9 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
All you **** need to be killed.
#10 to #9 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
They're joking
#11 to #10 - drjake (08/01/2013) [-]
My emotions say otherwise. How can you tell?
User avatar #14 to #11 - wrocky (08/01/2013) [-]
I agree. how
User avatar #21 to #11 - huszti (08/01/2013) [-]
imo it's a bit too ridiculous to be meant serious. also the last kinda gives it away.
User avatar #101 - liuur (08/04/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who noticed the Asian guy's name is Ching Chong Choi?
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