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#8 - jinxbomb (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
@ChingChongChoi
#50 - extravix (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This guy.
#16 - jonnyfunk (08/01/2013) [+] (13 replies)
User avatar #27 to #26 - jonnyfunk (08/01/2013) [-]
that's more than i've ever hoped for.
User avatar #23 - mcderper (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**mcderper rolled a random comment #4213675 posted by cowisbeast at Click an item and pick it up ** :
2quit
What my gf is not allowed to do.
#1 - TheJesterette (07/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My new favorite thing!!
My new favorite thing!!
#72 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo exist.
#55 - anaraledien (08/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**anaraledien rolled a random comment #119 posted by presentdent at Hes right you know ** :
 what my gf is not allowed to
**anaraledien rolled a random comment #119 posted by presentdent at Hes right you know ** :
what my gf is not allowed to
#57 to #55 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
she is not allowed to **** you?
#9 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
All you **** need to be killed.
#10 to #9 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
They're joking
#44 - nuclearkitteh (08/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If this isn't a joke I'm going to lose all faith in humanity.
If this isn't a joke I'm going to lose all faith in humanity.
User avatar #73 to #44 - nesquik (08/01/2013) [-]
The fact that you thought it wasn't a joke for even a second disappoints me.
User avatar #52 - welfarekid (08/01/2013) [-]
My Girlfriend Not Allowed to use the broom, bitch I sweep you off your feet.
User avatar #66 - TrickyTehDj (08/01/2013) [-]
#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo.... Oh wait. I don't have a girlfriend.
User avatar #28 - ijustwantedtophoto (08/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
why would u date someone if u dont trust them i jus t ??????????????????????>
User avatar #30 to #28 - bakinboy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
look up the word " satire"
User avatar #61 - defeats (08/01/2013) [-]
**** guys, these are jokes making fun of the ones girls did...
#6 - superafromanxd ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo eat trix yogurt. Bitch that **** for kids and I aint no pedophile.
#37 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You see this is a nice funny trending topic, mild humor, but if girls went and made #MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo and a thread of it got posted somewhere, you would see all the Forever Alone betafags going OHHHHH MY GOD FEMINIST NAZI SLUT **** YOU YOU STUPID BITCH ASS WHOREFHGFJNHRGge qrt#%byr YBwebfGHGHGHfghSGhrT teetYer thSs tHfgfs hdSHsdftgHSDG sHs HJGHG111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

You so silly insecure betafags, U SO SILLY.
User avatar #49 to #37 - sleepisfortheweak (08/01/2013) [-]
This guy is alpha as **** .
#5 - uryui (08/01/2013) [-]
I like to read these in Leo Wong's voice from Futurama.
User avatar #84 - mrtrixreturned (08/01/2013) [-]
All these guys are fags, esp Jay Lopez

Tho though the last one made me laugh xD
#78 - bariummanisback (08/01/2013) [-]
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto wander off
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