Fedora Warning Below. Finally built up my courage to do this. Took some time, but I'm going to give this a shot. I hope you all don't mind me clogging up newest
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Fedora Warning Below. Finally built up my courage to do this. Took some time, but I'm going to give this a shot. I hope you all don't mind me clogging up newest

Finally built up my courage to do this. Took some time, but I'm going to give this a shot. I hope you all don't mind me clogging up newest uploads. I've got some new weights, and a whole slew of other things, I'm going all the way with this. (oh, and since a few people on a different thread of stuff a week ago wanted pictures of me now, bam. Here they are. OP delivered, a little late, but delivered.)

Hey Funnyjunk. Pokemone here. I' m nothing special
on this site, no great DC creator, no great comment
master or anything like that. Just an artrage user,
whos trying to prove himself. Anyway, this is more for
myself than anyone else. And maybe to show a few
people out there what we can do when we put our
minds to it.
If you look down here, We taken a few snapshots of
myself. As you can see, I' m just your artrage
overweight neckbeard otaku sort of person.
See? I don' t really think
of myself as ugly, buil
could be better either
way. We gota belly the
size of Phanact' s ego. Hell, whyt rrc) , I'
on the
bandwagon.
Look, We wen gota
fedora, harma' t worn it
since high school, but
either way, I own it.
the point here. I have made it my
personal goal to get in shape. Not
just lose this weight, but get in
proper shape. its not thatl don' t
have any muscle, I can lift more
than I weigh, buil don' t look
particulary fit. I want to look my
best.
So, I' m going to be working out
ermey day, regulating my diet, and
just doing general e: -musty gross
type stuff that we all hate to do, and
get my fatass to be fit. So ermey month, on the last day of the month for
the next year. I' m going to upload something
detailing my progress, you don' t have to give me
thumbs or anything, thats not the point of this. By
uploading this, I have proof that this is my goal.
This is something that will motivate me, and maybe
by the end of it, motivate some others like me.
THEIR I' m a fatass now, I' m going to get in
Wish me luck friends! shape, this is so I' ll motivate myself everyday.
leant to look better than what I do now. And
I' m hoping for the help ofyou good people.
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User avatar #72 - pokimone (08/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Hey everyone, there was so much support and so many people deciding to join in on getting in shape that I made a specific channel for it. If you want to join us as FJ gym buddies, just come here!

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fj-fitness
#20 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
You look like a chubbier Leonardo di Caprio. If it works, you'll be one sexy ************ one day. Good luck.
User avatar #21 to #20 - heraske (07/31/2013) [-]
More like Orlando Bloom from Pirates of the Caribbean.
User avatar #22 to #21 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
I think it's a bit of both... Think the chubbiness comes from de Niro?
User avatar #26 to #22 - pokimone (07/31/2013) [-]
Wow... thats some high praise... I mean... I've never thought of myself as ugly, but Leonardo di Caprio and Orlando Bloom? Even De Niro. I mean... just... I didn't expect that. ^^" Thanks.
User avatar #152 to #26 - mattseven (08/01/2013) [-]
Let's lose a few pounds, I can't wait to see how much of a sexy ************ you'll become. You have my total support. Heck, I might even start doing the same as you!
#106 - SpicerHyx (08/01/2013) [-]
You go OP! Rooting for ya!
You go OP! Rooting for ya!
#214 - fyourahole (08/01/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#451 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
don't be dumb, remember to run (also leg day, you aren't a man if you skip leg day)
#560 to #451 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
i lost 20kgs and got into shape without running even once. It's not the only way.

took me a year though, i guess running would have been faster but i hate it haha, you just need to move your body!
#176 - irokk (08/01/2013) [-]
You had me at "Phanact's Ego"

Go for it, you could be a nice looking, ******* stud!
#107 - lamnad (08/01/2013) [-]
You can do it Bro.
You can do it Bro.
User avatar #248 to #107 - xtremehivoltage (08/01/2013) [-]
If I was the mouse I would just give up

So I could be Deadmau5
#436 to #107 - boylan (08/01/2013) [-]
Hah that fits with eye if the tiger.
#55 - phanact (08/01/2013) [-]
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My ego isn't even that big


I'm just the worlds first self proclaimed orange astronaut, as well as president of multiple imaginary countries
User avatar #271 to #55 - shaddowmarshal (08/01/2013) [-]
So all in all a ****** ?
User avatar #70 to #55 - meganignog (08/01/2013) [-]
Hi Phanact

-insert .png here-
#125 to #55 - machobeasttwo (08/01/2013) [-]
Hey, good on ya man
#370 to #307 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
******* die.
#111 to #55 - dewlimely (08/01/2013) [-]
That sounds like a reason to be popular. (:
I want to be president of imaginary countries too.
User avatar #207 to #55 - TarnRazor (08/01/2013) [-]
Phanact, are you even trying? You don't even begin to impress me until you do a barrel roll.
User avatar #57 to #55 - pokimone (08/01/2013) [-]
Honestly, I hope I didn't offend you dude, it was meant in good humor.
#440 to #57 - iRetaliate (08/01/2013) [-]
He is right though, I don't think anything is even NEARLY that big...  jokes  I'm sorry  You seem like a swell fellow  A swellow  Hi, I forgot to introduce myself.  I'm iRetaliate  We can be BFFL's if you like  Or not, that's fine too  Give it some consideration
He is right though, I don't think anything is even NEARLY that big... jokes I'm sorry You seem like a swell fellow A swellow Hi, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm iRetaliate We can be BFFL's if you like Or not, that's fine too Give it some consideration
#391 to #55 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
FCK U phanact
#439 to #55 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
cunt
User avatar #242 to #55 - happyfox (08/01/2013) [-]
do you have phangirls?
#570 to #55 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Phanact. Just wanted to say that I don't understand all of the hate and that I actually really like you. People insult you ALL THE TIME and I have only seen you lose your cool a few times. You almost always reply politely and with much restraint. I admire that because I don't think I could handle it as well as you. In fact, I know I couldn't.
Anyhoo... that's it. Have a great day!
#362 to #55 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
phanact
#386 to #55 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
But I bet your dildo is bigger.
User avatar #387 to #386 - phanact (08/01/2013) [-]
I have one somewhere...
#254 to #55 - quasimbo (08/01/2013) [-]
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#435 to #254 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
watch this and listen to "cannibal corpse - intestinal crank" at the same time.
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#637 to #511 - theturtletrolley (08/01/2013) [-]
****		 off this isn't Facebook
**** off this isn't Facebook
#348 to #55 - navar (08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #642 to #55 - thascomrad (08/01/2013) [-]
Also the first orange phanact
#219 to #55 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
You're amazing, thank you for quite a few things.
#398 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
The best advice that I can give you really OP is before you want to become something else (either physically or mentally); you must first accept who you are. You already have done that; sort of. But you can't put yourself down. You are a good looking guy; I can't tell you how many fat guys don't even take care of their hair properly. You got good style; **** you dress better than 80% of the population. In order to lose weight effectively; you gotta accept yourself for who you are. Don't say no anymore. It's either "I'll try" or "I'll do it". Know you limits; don't expect big stuff soon. Don't cheat yourself; stay away from protein shakes you get the same stuff in your food. But no matter what! If you get 6 pack abs or go bear mode; no matter what... be who you REALLY are. Don't let your looks/mentallity get the best of you. Once you let your ego take you... it's a broken road to being who you once were. All in all; be yourself.
#16 - kingsombra (07/31/2013) [-]
I was afraid this was going to be another "how to properly equip your fedora" post

Glad it wasn't, good luck OP!
User avatar #478 to #16 - conordalymcr (08/01/2013) [-]
..."another"?
User avatar #18 to #16 - pokimone (07/31/2013) [-]
...There are more ways to equip a fedora than to put it on your head? Well, that and the trash can. What, do they bedazzle them or something? And thank you! I promise, I wont disappoint.
#243 - mordakai (08/01/2013) [-]
Good luck man.
Wish you the best
#538 - urghseventysix (08/01/2013) [-]
Phanact did something nice for you, you thanked him for it, and he's still thumbed down into oblivion
Phanact did something nice for you, you thanked him for it, and he's still thumbed down into oblivion
User avatar #541 to #538 - pokimone (08/01/2013) [-]
I honestly don't get why he got so thumbed down. I mean, that was helpful. The only reason I can see for that to happen is the fact the he is Phanact. Seems kind of silly really.
#444 - zomgodness (08/01/2013) [-]
**zomgodness rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at On a scale of 1 to nope... ** Good luck bro! I love the determination and although it will start pissing you off at some point, remember just to come back at this post and remind yourself not to quit.   
   
<=== Here's how you will look in 2 months time
**zomgodness rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at On a scale of 1 to nope... ** Good luck bro! I love the determination and although it will start pissing you off at some point, remember just to come back at this post and remind yourself not to quit.

<=== Here's how you will look in 2 months time
User avatar #445 to #444 - pokimone (08/01/2013) [-]
I'll be so sexy. I can't wait.
#224 - brondmaniac (08/01/2013) [-]
Godspeed, you glorious phanact.
Godspeed, you glorious phanact.
User avatar #329 to #224 - pokimone (08/01/2013) [-]
I am your sandwich.
User avatar #225 to #224 - lokiwins (08/01/2013) [-]
I was gonna say godspeed. are you me?
User avatar #233 to #225 - danilawleit (08/01/2013) [-]
No, I am you.
#189 - moevleboevle (08/01/2013) [-]
you can do it! I believe in you
you can do it! I believe in you
User avatar #3 to #2 - pokimone (07/31/2013) [-]
Not 30 yet, we'll see what happens though.
#15 to #3 - kingsombra (07/31/2013) [-]
You can do it!
User avatar #7 to #3 - winnen (07/31/2013) [-]
you'll nail it
#141 - nITE (08/01/2013) [-]
YOU CAN DO IT! *clap clap clapclapclap* YOU CAN DO IT *clap claap clapclapclap* YOU CAN DO IT! *clap clap clapclapclap*   
   
   
   
1+ For you
YOU CAN DO IT! *clap clap clapclapclap* YOU CAN DO IT *clap claap clapclapclap* YOU CAN DO IT! *clap clap clapclapclap*



1+ For you
User avatar #155 to #141 - peapodsarecool (08/01/2013) [-]
Well now Brand New Day is stuck in my head. Thank you!
User avatar #168 to #155 - nITE (08/01/2013) [-]
*touch face* so sorry :3 sorry *continues to*
User avatar #167 to #155 - pokimone (08/01/2013) [-]
In all fairness, it is a brand new day, and the sun is high. All the birds are singing, you're an awesome guy.
#527 to #141 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm not sure why, but I hear an xylophone playing scales as I watch this.
User avatar #142 to #141 - pokimone (08/01/2013) [-]
One, Thank you so much for the support.

Two, That gif is amazing, can I steal it from you?
User avatar #144 to #142 - nITE (08/01/2013) [-]
Sure. You can have it anyone can
#607 - nortledrones (08/01/2013) [-]
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Let me tell you something buddy, I'll thumb you up and support you, but don't ************ out and lose focus of your goal like those "new year resolution" assholes. Don't let us down. We have faith in you.
#477 - unicornpreben (08/01/2013) [-]
visit fit2fat2fit . com, get inspired and read a lot of tips on how to get fit. The site is made by a personal trainer who dedicated 6 months of his life to become (very) fat, then another 6 months to get back into shape... The picture is not even photoshopped, he updated his site every week with videos and such
#418 - exhaustedheadcase (08/01/2013) [-]
you dont have to give me thumbs or anything   
   
   
dont tell me what to do   
   
   
   
   
   
   
good luck
you dont have to give me thumbs or anything


dont tell me what to do






good luck
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