He is Good!. .. There needs to be an IQ test to be able to buy anything with over 200 horsepower. so Good Nike
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User avatar #6 - skeetonamber (08/01/2013) [-]
Turns out he swerved to avoid hitting ducklings and small children

damn he's good
#13 - include (08/01/2013) [-]
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#47 to #13 - anewerbeggining (08/01/2013) [-]
That ************ there is no ordinary ************ . He's a badass ************ . He didn't go "I'll stop and wait for this ******* to pass." No. This ************ said "I'm a race ******* Death. And I'm going to win." And you know what he did? He ****** won.
#53 to #13 - whiskeygunner (08/01/2013) [-]
At the next intersection
At the next intersection
User avatar #79 to #53 - Durp (08/01/2013) [-]
I feel terrible for laughing so hard at that.
#97 to #79 - whiskeygunner (08/01/2013) [-]
I don't see why you would? Look at him kick his shoes off in a fit of joy.
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As soon as I saw this, I had to.
#90 to #63 - buckoman (08/01/2013) [-]
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Over 290 plays? I mean, I thought it was going to get some attention but I didn't expect this.

I might as well throw it out there - If you want me to do some phrases for you in a Nukem, movie trailer, Zoidberg, Bentley the Turtle, or Warburton voice, just reply with message. I'd be more than happy to record.
User avatar #98 to #90 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
Nukem: I'm a ******* unicorn and I will eat your soul if you don't suck my horn.



what.
User avatar #1 - poetsofthefall (07/31/2013) [-]
There needs to be an IQ test to be able to buy anything with over 200 horsepower.
User avatar #3 to #1 - csonosky (08/01/2013) [-]
someone who agrees
User avatar #7 to #1 - psychopsychedelic (08/01/2013) [-]
I had to check my car's specs to see if I could argue this point.

I'm under 200, so I can continue being an idiot!
User avatar #8 to #1 - firehippie (08/01/2013) [-]
what about torque?
#12 to #8 - ohmyjebus (08/01/2013) [-]
every ******* truck owner in america would lose their license.
#17 to #12 - aceonfire (08/01/2013) [-]
I live in AZ and this statement has never been truer.
User avatar #14 to #1 - nextgenmidgett (08/01/2013) [-]
implying cars under 200hp dont go fast
User avatar #18 to #1 - crazyhindu (08/01/2013) [-]
eh chances are thats a v6, you usually don't see kids around that age driving v8's, I mean I'm not saying thats not the case but 9 times outa 10 its a v6
User avatar #42 to #18 - filipnocd (08/01/2013) [-]
This car is a Camaro Z28 I can tell by the rims. Those Z28s come with V8s.
User avatar #96 to #42 - colonelbyers (08/01/2013) [-]
Z28's and base models came with the same rims... I've worked on and built 4th gens. Whether its a 5.7, 3.8 or 3.4 its got the same rims.
User avatar #44 to #42 - crazyhindu (08/01/2013) [-]
Either way, the ******** doesn't deserve the car if he is going to do **** like this.
User avatar #46 to #44 - filipnocd (08/01/2013) [-]
He's stupid as hell. He must've been driving with one hand on the steering wheel for swag points. If it was a v6 how the hell can't you handle a v6?!

If you can't handle yourself you can't handle any car.
User avatar #107 to #46 - crazyhindu (08/02/2013) [-]
No honestly we don't know the full story but I'm guessing he was either trying to drift seeing how it looks like it rained, or doing donuts, you don't end up in a ditch from driving normally. Unless he had to swerve for some ******* reason.
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User avatar #45 to #43 - filipnocd (08/01/2013) [-]
If he bought it like that then I guess it could be a v6. I don't think he would put the effort to buy rims for his car though. Maybe his parents did buy him a Z28. My dad bought my brother an '03 Mustang GT when he turned 16. He knows how to drive though.
User avatar #102 to #45 - crazyhindu (08/02/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you put the effort to put new rims on your car?
User avatar #103 to #102 - filipnocd (08/02/2013) [-]
I doubt a guy like him would.
User avatar #106 to #103 - crazyhindu (08/02/2013) [-]
What do you mean a guy like him?
#19 to #18 - draxdiesel (08/01/2013) [-]
a v6 can easily produce 200bhp, unless it was made in america where companies seem to struggle to get 400bhp out of a v8 engine the size of a small english village.
User avatar #20 to #19 - crazyhindu (08/01/2013) [-]
Its a 4th gen f-body chevy camaro, if its a v6 3.4L which is the most common pulls about 160hp Bonestock. But yeah I know what you mean.
User avatar #56 to #20 - arizonastar (08/01/2013) [-]
Oven if it had the v8 it was prolly the gutless 305 and those usually came with highway gears and automatics (inherently easy) IV got a 79 f-car with a 383 close ratio Borg Warner and a 10bolt stuffed with 3.73s and posi.
#93 to #56 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
i dont think the 4th gens came with 305s im pretty sure early 4th gens were 3.4 v6 or 5.7 v8 lt1 and the later ones with a 3.8 or 5.7 ls1
User avatar #112 to #93 - arizonastar (08/03/2013) [-]
Heck if I know my knowledge mostly stops when obd1 came out in 80-81
User avatar #61 to #1 - Bravechampion (08/01/2013) [-]
There needs to be an IQ test to drive at all...
User avatar #65 to #1 - nerdicorn ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
The ground is slick guy. He probably lost control, and that was probably out of his hands.
Same thing has happened to me.
#81 to #1 - welcometoatl (08/01/2013) [-]
200 is weak.
User avatar #84 to #1 - vycanismajoris (08/01/2013) [-]
Because IQ test are so accurate.
User avatar #85 to #1 - masterfuck (08/01/2013) [-]
>implying horsepower even matters

horsepower sells cars, torque wins races.
User avatar #5 to #1 - murphypop (08/01/2013) [-]
I don't think anybody that young should have that nice of a car in the first place.
User avatar #15 to #5 - nextgenmidgett (08/01/2013) [-]
why not he might have worked for it, who are you to say whats someone deserves or not
User avatar #22 to #15 - crazyhindu (08/01/2013) [-]
Ehh, If he worked hard for it he wouldn't treat it like crap.
User avatar #49 to #22 - nextgenmidgett (08/01/2013) [-]
implying people who work hard for their cars never crash them
User avatar #104 to #49 - crazyhindu (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah but you would be more careful, he either was trying to drift or doing donuts, you don't just end up in a ditch from driving normally.
User avatar #108 to #104 - nextgenmidgett (08/02/2013) [-]
yeah i see your point, i love doing wheelies on my bike and burnouts but i never do that **** on the road
#25 to #22 - derpingtun (08/01/2013) [-]
Some people are stupid though
User avatar #26 to #25 - crazyhindu (08/01/2013) [-]
True.
User avatar #50 to #15 - murphypop (08/01/2013) [-]
he looks like he's about 20. in almost every case where people that young have nice things didn't work for them, but just got it from their parents, who either genuinely worked hard or got rich from THEIR parents.
User avatar #59 to #50 - pooplol (08/01/2013) [-]
most definitely not true. My parents never bought be anything over $50 when i got a job, because I had money so they said I can buy it myself. So when I wanted to get a car I raised $5500 myself to get me a '03 e46 bmw.
User avatar #78 to #50 - thetom (08/01/2013) [-]
i bought my own car when i was 18, saved up cash and got myself a job at a factory. $5,400 for an 03 mitsubishi lancer
User avatar #60 to #50 - pooplol (08/01/2013) [-]
Plus I'm only 17.
#80 to #1 - vaporous (08/01/2013) [-]
Or perhaps make them take some sort of driving test before they could drive?
#16 to #1 - thetom (08/01/2013) [-]
i just broke 135 HP. my car weighs 2050 lbs..... i can really get it going..... i could kill people with it....
#82 to #16 - welcometoatl (08/01/2013) [-]
Holy **** , that's one stacked Mazda. Nice LS
User avatar #21 to #16 - crazyhindu (08/01/2013) [-]
is that a miata with a corvette engine dropped in it?
User avatar #31 to #21 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
It looks like it, 135 hp maybe be a few hundred off.
User avatar #32 to #31 - crazyhindu (08/01/2013) [-]
If that is a Corvette engine, with a super light miata shell that thing is FAST AS ****
User avatar #33 to #32 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Yea, 300+ horsepower for nearly any v-8 corvette engine in a tiny car would be pretty crazy. Although I probably wouldn't put a v-8 in a Miata since their best aspect is a near 50-50 weight distribution.
#75 to #33 - thetom (08/01/2013) [-]
the newer LS motors don't weigh too much so it wont be a problem. and there's a website dedicated to producing (or helping you produce) v8 miatas. its aptly named You need to login to view this link that was and is also the nickname given to any v8 miata.
User avatar #34 to #33 - crazyhindu (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, you would need to counterweight it, and reinforce the chassis
User avatar #35 to #34 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I don't know much about how Mazda engine perform, but I would likely stick with the stock engine, or something of similar size, and use a rear mounted turbo with front mounted intercooler to keep the balance. Right now I am looking more at 1960s cars like Galaxies and Rivieras, not worrying much about overall performance. I just want something fun, loud, and easy to work on for fairly cheap. Later I am thinking an mr2 or NSX depending on my budget at the time.
#76 to #35 - thetom (08/01/2013) [-]
the turbo and intercooler themselves wouldn't weigh that much. it'll be easy to offset. you'll be losing more with the rear mounted turbo/excess piping weight/ than you would with having them up front.
User avatar #39 to #35 - crazyhindu (08/01/2013) [-]
Ohh that would be pretty nice, except I'm not sure madza miata engines perform that well.Well if your looking for something fun I would check craigslist, I got a 94 firebird off of there for 800 total cost to fix it up completely I'm looking at like 400 bucks maybe? After everthing is fixed cosmetically I'm looking to drop an lt1 in it.
#77 to #39 - thetom (08/01/2013) [-]
The miata has a wonderful motor. it came with forged pistons and extra oil ports, i've heard that mazda meant to turbo it but never did. Also it has a lot of racing pedigree so there's tons of aftermarket racing parts and no shortage of miatas to play with. The firebird sounds like a good deal.
User avatar #105 to #77 - crazyhindu (08/02/2013) [-]
Oh wow, that sounds really nice, I don't really know much about mazda, or any imports to that matter. So that first picture really was a miata with a corvette engine dropeed in it?
#109 to #105 - thetom (08/02/2013) [-]
yup first one up there is an LS motor(corvette) second is a 13b(rx7) third is an Fmotor idk which(s2000) fourth is a v12 from jaguar(no idea what that came out of) and here's a picture of what happens when you tell the people of the internet to draw a miata lol
User avatar #110 to #109 - crazyhindu (08/02/2013) [-]
Lol, So wait were any of those yours? I'm assuming you like miata's I wouldn't mind getting one, how much would a cheap one range from?
#113 to #110 - thetom (08/03/2013) [-]
nah. these 2 are mine. no v8s yet. you can find perfect ones for 5-6k but any decent one will be 3k or below. i got this one with 66k miles, the hardtop (worth 1k if i sell it), and adjustable coilovers for $2,700. i got lucky though.
User avatar #114 to #113 - crazyhindu (08/04/2013) [-]
Oh nice, well I'll keep an eye out. thanks
User avatar #71 to #31 - thetom (08/01/2013) [-]
i said 135 because that's what it had stock, and it had plenty pep for 2050 lbs.
#83 to #1 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
so people with high iq dont make mistakes then? **** off
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#24 to #4 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
society does not work without a bell-curve of intelligence.

someone has to work at McDonalds, take care of the city's trash, etc.
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#89 to #64 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
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They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
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**bushingenna rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Get Your Shit Together ** damn this guy is good
User avatar #87 to #2 - firstresponder (08/01/2013) [-]
what the **** did you roll
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#91 - steveaustin (08/01/2013) [-]
He is that damn good.
He is that damn good.
#57 - bongconnery (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - inoland (08/01/2013) [-]
Has he tried turning it off and back on again?
I bet that would fix the problem
User avatar #9 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
he better ditch that shirt before his dad finds out what sonny boy did to his car or it's going someplace unpleasant
#37 - WhatIsGwaning (08/01/2013) [-]
**WhatIsGwaning rolls 35** come on baby
User avatar #27 - lyiat ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Is... he not wearing any pants...?
User avatar #66 - nerdicorn ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
My 5-speed 99' mustang has been rated to 444.
Shes got a 302 BOSS.
User avatar #68 to #66 - uppitywhitey (08/01/2013) [-]
You dropped a coyote 5.0 in a 99? That engine costs more than a new mustang as a crate motor and the t5 could never handle the torque.
User avatar #70 to #68 - nerdicorn ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
It was a 35 anniversary custom, came with the V8.
User avatar #74 to #70 - uppitywhitey (08/01/2013) [-]
Then it's the only one of its kind
#67 to #66 - ManInKilt (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #67 - nerdicorn ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Some of the other guys were talking about their cars. Just thought Id join.
#72 to #69 - ManInKilt (08/01/2013) [-]
carry on, citizen
#73 to #72 - nerdicorn ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
thanks, I guess.
thanks, I guess.
User avatar #11 - firesquire (08/01/2013) [-]
my cousin did the same thing except it was a mustang and the car was nose down at almost a 70 to 80 degree angle. cant expect much from texans i guess.
User avatar #94 - colonelbyers (08/01/2013) [-]
Poor camaro
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