Not like I wanted to hit you, BAKA. If I pray to Gabe hard enough, I will be rewarded with tags. With these tags I will spread terror throughout each server, by tf2 tsundere
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Not like I wanted to hit you, BAKA

 
Not like I wanted to hit you, BAKA. If I pray to Gabe hard enough, I will be rewarded with tags. With these tags I will spread terror throughout each server, by

If I pray to Gabe hard enough, I will be rewarded with tags. With these tags I will spread terror throughout each server, by naming all my weapons the most obscure thing I can possibly think of and molesting people with them.

Tags: tf2 | tsundere
THE T' S' UNDE RIFLE"
It' s not like I vraith to hit you or anything, .
You were in my way!
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#1 - redwrench (07/31/2013) [-]
Renamed TF2 items thread.
Begin.
#20 to #1 - sirvirus (08/01/2013) [-]
Just my Loli-Chop.
#60 to #20 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
You ****** up, you put the period inside the parenthesis...
User avatar #125 to #60 - sirvirus (08/01/2013) [-]
Um, No I didn't. If you're talking about the description, that's the original description that the item comes with.
#294 to #1 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Couldn't resist
#18 to #1 - seesaws (08/01/2013) [-]
Renamed this bad boy way back when I first started playing, I have no idea why I renamed it this.
#154 to #27 - marcalo (08/01/2013) [-]
Kurt Cobain's microphone
User avatar #101 to #27 - tentaclerapist (08/01/2013) [-]
Heavy ****** Knockers.
User avatar #232 to #101 - lightninghedgehog (08/01/2013) [-]
in action ATATATATATATATA.avi
User avatar #90 to #27 - iizsimon (08/01/2013) [-]
LOL OH GOD THE FISTS
#155 to #1 - joanlive (08/01/2013) [-]
tf2tags.com/view-31293

My Dead Ringer
#226 to #1 - ugoboom ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I at least try to make these related to my name in some way.

Also, that feel when you bought the strange huntsman for 21 keys a year ago and now it's worth 5.
#25 to #24 - wafflelord (08/01/2013) [-]
If you don't get it, watch "Meet the soldier"
User avatar #263 to #25 - mistafishy (08/01/2013) [-]
The Art of war...
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#54 to #1 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
My retard leash.
#55 to #54 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
Up your butt with a coconut.
I'm not immature, I swear.
#59 to #55 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
Anyone wanna help me name this, won it last year and I wanna wear it on my soldier ironically (I'm an awful soldier). So yea, any ideas?
User avatar #87 to #59 - empithree ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
"YOU TRIED"
User avatar #292 to #87 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
Hey, that's pretty good, I might use that. Ill post a screenshot if I get a a name tag anytime soon
User avatar #77 to #59 - bigblacknegro (08/01/2013) [-]
My other rocket is in your mom
User avatar #291 to #77 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
Ooo, might use that on my Strange Original
User avatar #326 to #291 - bigblacknegro (08/01/2013) [-]
thanks for considering
User avatar #332 to #326 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
Heh, I've been looking for a good penis pun for my Original, since it kinda looks like a penis. I was going to name it The Phallus Flinger but that is making me reconsider
User avatar #61 to #59 - redwrench (08/01/2013) [-]
My other rocket launcher is a potato.
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User avatar #250 to #54 - joshkroger (08/01/2013) [-]
I named my strange quick fix the same thing. That youtube video was probably one of the greatest tf2 trolls ever.
User avatar #290 to #250 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
Aww yea, you saw the video too, definitely the best tf2 troll.
#278 to #85 - conordalymcr (08/01/2013) [-]
Nówy Breaking Bad, 10 dni
Nówy Breaking Bad, 10 dni
User avatar #298 to #278 - rotucex (08/01/2013) [-]
No i gites, tylko muszę jeszcze skończyć 4 sezon
User avatar #304 to #298 - conordalymcr (08/01/2013) [-]
O spoko. Myślę, że 4 sezon jest jeden z najlepszych sezony. Mój ulubione był 5 sezon
#37 to #1 - sirjazzelsdacasual (08/01/2013) [-]
I have a problem with naming my items
#76 to #37 - bigblacknegro (08/01/2013) [-]
MICHAEL BAY ON A STICK    
oh my 			*******		 god i love you
MICHAEL BAY ON A STICK
oh my ******* god i love you
#40 to #37 - redwrench (08/01/2013) [-]
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT MINIGUN.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT MINIGUN.
User avatar #41 to #40 - sirjazzelsdacasual (08/01/2013) [-]
don't scare me like that man

Sorry, not sellin' it

My only strange minigun
User avatar #42 to #41 - redwrench (08/01/2013) [-]
Okay sorry.
But can you help me come up with a good Rocket Launcher name?
#78 to #42 - zxcvssv (08/01/2013) [-]
If you get a Festive one you can go full snazzy mode like this
but these cost an arm and a leg
#300 to #78 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
I challenge thy overpriced rocket launcher with my slightly less overpriced minigun
User avatar #303 to #300 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
Also I plan to name the minigun one of two things. "The Confetti Blaster" or "This Gun has Aids" though the aids would have the be described "and now you do too"
#308 to #303 - zxcvssv (08/01/2013) [-]
The real question is what else do you have in your backpack. Because your challange seems acceptable
User avatar #319 to #308 - xXDeathTheKidXx (08/01/2013) [-]
Uh here, lemme link my backpack, add me on steam if you wish as well.
backpack.tf/id/76561198028464728
#327 to #319 - zxcvssv (08/01/2013) [-]
Sent you a friend request, you can also be my first friend on Funnyjunk for whom i care :3
User avatar #156 to #78 - sonnyboii (08/01/2013) [-]
How much are those festive things?

A guy wanted to trade me three festive guns for my vintage pillaring stack of hats
User avatar #204 to #156 - fattycattyman (08/01/2013) [-]
If they were strange then you got a great deal if they were not strange then maybe
User avatar #43 to #42 - sirjazzelsdacasual (08/01/2013) [-]
Sure, I guess

You got any idea what kind of name you want?
#44 to #43 - redwrench (08/01/2013) [-]
Something witty and memorable, that will make people chuckle.
I've literally went through three pairs of name/desc tags on the thing, nothing really sticks. Here's the current, and I hate it.
User avatar #47 to #44 - sirjazzelsdacasual (08/01/2013) [-]
Here's a couple witty ones from TF2 Tags because I am an unoriginal faghat

tf2tags.com/view-598
tf2tags.com/view-1683
tf2tags.com/view-3133
tf2tags.com/view-5108
tf2tags.com/view-12131
tf2tags.com/view-23689
tf2tags.com/view-29705

And here's the full list if you wanna syphon through 23 pages of submissions yourself
tf2tags.com/results/1?class=soldier&slot=primary&base=rocket+launcher&order=timestamp
#52 to #37 - Ulmer (08/01/2013) [-]
That minigun
That minigun
User avatar #95 to #37 - saiga (08/01/2013) [-]
lost it on "Micheal Bay on a stick"
User avatar #72 to #37 - tmgrskat (08/01/2013) [-]
You've made me come up with an idea to name my Genuine Maul.
Thank you.
I'll just name it whack-a-sentry
User avatar #301 to #1 - snaresinger (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm far too lazy to take a screenshot, but I have a strange Sydney Sleeper named "The Gryller," the description tag for which reads "Out of ammo? Better shoot my own piss!"

I thought it was funny
User avatar #285 to #1 - darman (08/01/2013) [-]
I named my strange backscratcher "Attempted Rake"
#22 to #1 - bloodyspy (08/01/2013) [-]
It's not original, but...
#190 to #1 - brageok (08/01/2013) [-]
Hide from my AIDS!
#3 to #1 - redwrench (07/31/2013) [-]
Fine I'll start.
#32 to #3 - redwrench (08/01/2013) [-]
I hope somebody understands this reference.
User avatar #206 to #32 - messerauditore (08/01/2013) [-]
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH

I got it.
#50 to #1 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
No pics, but I do know of a Ambassador renamed the "Badassador", and a Backburner called the "Fetus Fryer 5000".
#75 to #1 - dudenectar (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm so witty and funny. Also sarcasm
#175 to #1 - shitstainsam **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
had this for a while
User avatar #67 to #1 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I don't have a screenshot, but I met a spy the other day who named his sapper "YOU ****** UP." and the description was "Never leave your children alone with a strange man."
#97 to #1 - zombietronexe (08/01/2013) [-]
it's tiny i know
#15 to #1 - numbernumbernumber (08/01/2013) [-]
renamed my Scottish resistance to "A black man resistance"
User avatar #33 to #1 - brawlmaster (08/01/2013) [-]
i named my rainblower the orbital friendship cannon
User avatar #53 to #33 - Ulmer (08/01/2013) [-]
Named my strange one the elements of harmony lel
#107 to #1 - soldiertwo ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
i'm not even sorry for the name in this.
#189 to #186 - soldiertwo ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
yes.
yes.
User avatar #191 to #189 - xrainbowdashx (08/01/2013) [-]
ok, if you say so.
on a side note. i need a name for my strange medigun.
and ideas?
User avatar #192 to #191 - soldiertwo ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
fluttershy love cannon?
User avatar #194 to #192 - xrainbowdashx (08/01/2013) [-]
cheers man
User avatar #4 to #1 - kazorkthedork (07/31/2013) [-]
inb4 blackburner
#92 to #66 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Your demojihad set.

I like it.

Muahahahaha
User avatar #219 to #92 - darrensankari (08/01/2013) [-]
I got arab hats and miscs too, i just haven't found good names for those yet
User avatar #89 to #66 - iizsimon (08/01/2013) [-]
SAND ******** SHIELD OF CHOICE LOL OH GOD
#287 to #1 - shauce (08/01/2013) [-]
I main pyro.
#313 to #287 - thepandaking (08/01/2013) [-]
my degreaser :3

pyro master race
#316 to #287 - thepandaking (08/01/2013) [-]
and my flare.


to my defense these are all new parts don't judge me
#318 to #316 - shauce (08/01/2013) [-]
And btw, those non-crit kills on my Axtinguisher are legit. Fire is a bad crutch for pyros.
User avatar #320 to #318 - thepandaking (08/01/2013) [-]
it is, but I do depend on the degreaser+flare combo. I light em, puff them into the air and shoot them. it works pretty well. I want a strange third degree

Anyway I just wanted to share the name of my degreaser, I thought I as terribly clever while naming it.
#328 to #320 - shauce (08/01/2013) [-]
I named my Degreaser and Axtinguisher strangely that to piss people off, as I sometimes go Gibus Pyro. Gibus strat is best strat.
#325 to #252 - TRINDADE ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I really liked the reserve, but the axe was really forced
Windows Pyros are better with homewreckers, so that can be name things like "Malware removal", "Manual Reboot" etc

My suggestion: "Delete Quarentine"
#217 to #1 - dickmashotron (08/01/2013) [-]
Sidenote: i play as a roamer and love to jump in and rape medics
#34 to #1 - wwkybobo ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Gotta love it.
User avatar #86 to #34 - rotucex (08/01/2013) [-]
Technically that's how it's called in Poland
User avatar #176 to #1 - vegardwd (08/01/2013) [-]
I don't have a picture, but I named my Atomizer, its called, Lucille the vampire bat
#31 to #1 - aconfusedfrog (08/01/2013) [-]
On the subject of weapon names, I really need a name that works well with the description. I'm so proud of this weapon with the defense class strange parts
User avatar #102 to #31 - dragostarc (08/01/2013) [-]
Phanact.
User avatar #317 to #31 - hazardpay (08/01/2013) [-]
Butt-Poker
User avatar #288 to #31 - darman (08/01/2013) [-]
Little Dickie
#45 to #31 - redwrench (08/01/2013) [-]
I want to think of something clever, but my mind won't stop going back to... uh...
User avatar #35 to #31 - hates (08/01/2013) [-]
something something anal rape?
#136 to #1 - dumbassvtwo (08/01/2013) [-]
I was going to make the description "If ya got any piss... Fling it now!"
But then i realised i sold my desc tag
User avatar #12 to #1 - kasperoster (07/31/2013) [-]
I have a "The Original" rcoket launcher and i called "Party Donuts Party Pooper"

Because i am Party Donut and i poop partys
#221 to #1 - knurl ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
JARATE
#49 to #48 - redwrench (08/01/2013) [-]
I laughed at this more than is socially acceptable.
#51 - Ulmer (08/01/2013) [-]
My Black Box.

Yup.
#94 to #51 - dthegame (08/01/2013) [-]
using the black box

ISHYGDDT
#255 to #94 - Ulmer (08/01/2013) [-]
I use it when I invade enemy bases in ctf or cp. Keeps me alive.
I use it when I invade enemy bases in ctf or cp. Keeps me alive.
#258 to #255 - dthegame (08/01/2013) [-]
staying alive? If there only was a class that can do that...
#309 to #258 - Ulmer (08/01/2013) [-]
com aloong, dok-tor
#321 to #309 - dthegame (08/01/2013) [-]
Ja-ha-haaa
#71 to #51 - vladstronsy (08/01/2013) [-]
I parochially wish I didn't have this on me.
User avatar #199 to #188 - dambusta (08/01/2013) [-]
what... the **** ?
User avatar #197 to #84 - tehinternetzguy (08/01/2013) [-]
"non-milk" "cough cough" "substance" "cough cough"
User avatar #286 to #84 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Fun fact, it's original name was meant to be Mann Milk
#174 - Thevaultboy (08/01/2013) [-]
My fists.
User avatar #230 to #174 - captalexander (08/01/2013) [-]
That name is priceless.
#98 - idanger (08/01/2013) [-]
How's this?
User avatar #261 to #98 - jakekel (08/01/2013) [-]
My steam name is captain cornholio
User avatar #115 to #98 - Cortana (08/01/2013) [-]
Does it need toilet paper for its bunghole?
#140 - wafflelord (08/01/2013) [-]
Because counter-strike
User avatar #218 - foelkera (08/01/2013) [-]
I want them to release a festive Kritzkrieg so I can name one "Kritzmas Tree"
#36 - deviroux (08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #64 to #30 - mikhailovych (08/01/2013) [-]
Heroes
User avatar #182 to #64 - thehomage (08/01/2013) [-]
yus
User avatar #88 to #30 - iizsimon (08/01/2013) [-]
what weapon is that?
User avatar #99 to #88 - tarekmig (08/01/2013) [-]
Can tell its the normal sniper rifle with custom skin.
User avatar #100 to #99 - iizsimon (08/01/2013) [-]
id say its the machina
User avatar #131 to #100 - HAMMATIMEZ (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah I think that's the properties it has, then again, it's been ages since I've played.
#16 - alexanderjones (08/01/2013) [-]
Now they need to make a yandere rifle!
#28 to #16 - makotoitou ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Does this count?
#17 to #16 - alexanderjones (08/01/2013) [-]
They did... It's called the "assault" rifle...
#39 to #17 - wildikdog (08/01/2013) [-]
It's ok, just remember that no matter what anyone says, you are still alpha as **** .
User avatar #79 to #39 - mcpixel (08/01/2013) [-]
What anime is this? I'm interested in watching it.
#80 to #79 - wildikdog (08/01/2013) [-]
Future Diary (Mirai Nikki)
#112 to #80 - neocortex (08/01/2013) [-]
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I love...that wallpaper
#113 to #112 - wildikdog (08/01/2013) [-]
I have to many for mirai nikki.
#168 to #113 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
... **** yeah...
This show is pretty good.
...yeah...
User avatar #81 to #80 - mcpixel (08/01/2013) [-]
Cheers mate.
User avatar #82 to #81 - wildikdog (08/01/2013) [-]
No problem.
#58 to #39 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Huh,until I seen this picture I never really aknowledged he was driving,it's one of my all time favorite animes too,I'm kind of ashamed.
#62 to #17 - ironsoul (08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #46 - darman (08/01/2013) [-]
The only TF2 item I've named is my strange backscratcher, its call "attempted rake"
User avatar #5 - arziben (07/31/2013) [-]
hahahaha, that was pretty good

BUT FFS NOT EVEN 1/3 OF YOUR KILSL ARE HEADSHOT, DAMN YOU BODYSHOTER
#29 to #5 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
ehh, most good snipers go for quick headshots which only do 150 dmg. if they're fighting a beefy class, they'll headshot first, then finish with a bodyshot
#65 to #29 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Good snipers go the other way around. Quick, unscoped poke, then scope in for the kill. It's easy.
#231 to #65 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
it's easier getting the killing shot as a bodyshot because the 150 damage is so sudden. if you just bodyshot them, they'll change movement patterns, and find cover, which will make the headshot harder. it's easier going for the headshot+bodyshot combo.
source: sniper in ugc gold
User avatar #211 to #5 - fistoftheaxis (08/01/2013) [-]
I-It's not like he wanted to hit bodyshots...baka!
#6 to #5 - redwrench (07/31/2013) [-]
The part could have been applied later on, after a large portion of the kills were accumulated.
User avatar #7 to #6 - arziben (07/31/2013) [-]
the "strange" weapons start counting when they are acquired
User avatar #8 to #7 - redwrench (07/31/2013) [-]
The headshot kills is a strange part, which doesn't start counting until it's added on to the weapon.
User avatar #10 to #8 - arziben (07/31/2013) [-]
but all the previous kills aren't counted either since it only counts the kills made BY the strange weapon
User avatar #14 to #10 - demcupcakes ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
He aqquired the weapon got some kills put on the part after those kills. The original kill count doesnt reset when you do that
User avatar #228 to #14 - arziben (08/01/2013) [-]
wait, you are telling me that you can add a specific kill count to your weapon ?

what's the item that does that ?
User avatar #307 to #228 - demcupcakes ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Their called strange parts.
User avatar #312 to #310 - demcupcakes ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
They have all kinds too. Only thing is it has to be put on a compatible strange weapon.
#148 - haker (08/01/2013) [-]
The only name more common then that one has to be '[insert name here]'s point and click adventure.'
#201 to #148 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Please tell me that's not your rifle?
User avatar #235 to #201 - haker (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah it is.
#236 to #235 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Only 600?
User avatar #237 to #236 - haker (08/01/2013) [-]
I have 3k more on my normal strange sniper, 1.5k more on my strange huntsman, and 300 more on my strange festive huntsman
User avatar #238 to #237 - theorangefox ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I was about to say...
#145 - unoletmehavename ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I renamed my back scratcher to butt scratcher.I am not a cleve man.
User avatar #158 to #145 - MaggotDeath (08/01/2013) [-]
Same.
#103 - postie (08/01/2013) [-]
Slightly related.
#11 - applecopy (07/31/2013) [-]
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Kawaii gun
#111 - neocortex (08/01/2013) [-]
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I'd use it.
User avatar #245 to #111 - wmpedo ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
source?
#247 to #245 - neocortex (08/01/2013) [-]
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To Aru Majutso No Index or A certain Kind of Magical Index.




I suggest you try it, its hilarious ^^
User avatar #126 to #111 - whycanticaps (08/01/2013) [-]
I love Index, so cute
#128 to #126 - neocortex (08/01/2013) [-]
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She really is, isn't she ^_^
User avatar #153 - herbolifee (08/01/2013) [-]
Anyone here know how you can get the weapons that keep score? :o
#162 to #153 - grapefruity (08/01/2013) [-]
I would point and laugh, but today I am feeling good...   
   
You get them by opening the mann.co crates, or by trading other players for them...
I would point and laugh, but today I am feeling good...

You get them by opening the mann.co crates, or by trading other players for them...
#233 to #162 - brutusantony (08/01/2013) [-]
You are nicer than I... I would have just pointed and laughed
You are nicer than I... I would have just pointed and laughed
#141 - aslypancake (08/01/2013) [-]
mfw hats
mfw hats
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