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#2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
what about this fight?
User avatar #99 to #2 - applecopy (08/01/2013) [-]
Same content same top comments
User avatar #175 to #2 - keeptrolling (08/01/2013) [-]
Obviously Spiderman, now he can pay his rent
#6 to #2 - applescryatnight (07/31/2013) [-]
iron man.
after being injected with Extremis
tony stark has the ability to store his armor in his bones,
control technology with his mind
and has super strength and speed.
stark could shut down any technology batman has that he prepared
and then kick his ass with brute force, even without his armor
stark can even control his suit while its away from his body
he can control several at the same time
batman might be smarter and have a few minor perks
but stark wins.
User avatar #90 to #6 - skaffanl (08/01/2013) [-]
Did he seriously become that OP? I loved Stark for still being very human.. I hope the movies never go into that direction.
#239 to #90 - applescryatnight (08/01/2013) [-]
yeah he only gets more op
he makes a suit of armor out of the material of thors hammer
he made armor specifically to kill the phoenix, which is one of the strongest things in the universe.
he has the strongest power of all at one point
he had the power of tits
#229 to #6 - effort (08/01/2013) [-]
Are you sure?
#234 to #229 - applescryatnight (08/01/2013) [-]
well then,
let the best lord win.

(this is literally the only picture of lord iron that i could find)
#5 to #2 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Then one of them gets hit in the eye by a quarter, and gets pissed and then a real fight starts.
User avatar #50 to #5 - largilloquent (08/01/2013) [-]
quarter? whats a quarter?
User avatar #136 to #75 - fxuredfoxx (08/01/2013) [-]
I think he's making a joke to the fact that they are so rich they dont know anything below a $100
User avatar #249 to #136 - onedge (08/01/2013) [-]
I thought he might not be american, oops
#1 - guruofcancer (07/31/2013) [-]
and this is the reason why there's no more superheroes
#45 to #1 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Tell me about it.
User avatar #69 to #1 - theexplodingcheez (08/01/2013) [-]
that kitten is the cutest ************ I've ever seen
#151 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Batman always wins, not because he is stronger but because he has a larger fanbase.
#243 to #151 - kenleyP (08/01/2013) [-]
The reason i mostly hear from people on why they hate superman is because hes overpowered. And i mean i guess thats true
User avatar #245 to #243 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's super-man's thing! He is supposed to be, His villains are supposed to beat him by playing with his mind or just ganging up on him.
#246 to #245 - kenleyP (08/01/2013) [-]
It's just no fun you know? I've never had that much fun with superman movies or comics because it always ends up with superman having to deal with people taking hostages and ******* with him
User avatar #176 to #151 - herecomesjohnny (08/01/2013) [-]
...superman has a fanbase?
User avatar #181 to #176 - thewalruss (08/01/2013) [-]
#171 to #151 - oliball ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
and he has lots of cash
#200 - supersnake (08/01/2013) [-]
"But i didn't have to go easy on you. A different binding agent, a stronger mix... I want you to remember that. I wanted to remind you to stay out of my way. In all the years to come, in your most private moments, I want you to remember the one man who beat you!"
User avatar #207 to #200 - ixcarnifexxi (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh my God that speech gave me chills and I goddamned loved it.

"This is the operating table. *slam* and I'm the surgeon! *snaps guys arm*"
User avatar #221 to #200 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I really hate how they made Superman all loyal to the government, he would never actually fight Bruce.
User avatar #224 to #200 - fukermanjensen (08/01/2013) [-]
good god i hope they don't use this story line in the next superman movie like others are speculating. Not because bats wins (which considering its supposed to be a "superman" movie in his own damn trilogy, which i think bats shouldn't even be seen in the first damn place, is just damn stupid) but because the Superman in this storyline is basically the American government's attack dog, which COMPLETELY rewrites his character from the first movie and any comic after he stated he was "for the world, not America". Not to mention the writers heavily nerfed supes in this storyline and way overstated the plot hax bats uses frequently. It was obvious to me that it was written by bats fanboys in the beginning from the behind the scenes interviews.

If they use this storyline In the next superman trilogy movie, they're gonna piss alot of people off. Also, why do we need to see the same story, even it's altered somewhat, right after they made an animated movie of it...I'd be disappointed at nolan for rehashing an old-outdated story when hes perfectly capable of making a brand new story just like he did with the others. There's plenty of colaberation between the two that put them both in good light, without putting them at each others throats. Hell, have them team up against darkside!
User avatar #232 to #224 - dafuqmang ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
This kind of storyline is actually one of the reasons why I hate Batman. I don't care how prepared you are, there are some things no normal human being can do. In one story, they had Batman dodge one of Darkseid's lasers, which apparently go around the speed of light.
User avatar #205 to #200 - theberserker (08/01/2013) [-]
Shoot, what is this movie called again?
User avatar #209 to #205 - WastedDrudge (08/01/2013) [-]
Batman: The dark knight returns. I think, it's made in two parts
User avatar #210 to #209 - theberserker (08/01/2013) [-]
Many thanks comrades!
User avatar #211 to #210 - WastedDrudge (08/01/2013) [-]
always glad to help !
User avatar #208 to #205 - ixcarnifexxi (08/01/2013) [-]
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, that's part 2
User avatar #125 - kargale (08/01/2013) [-]
in the comics, batman kept kryptonite on him at all times, neatly placed in his belt so if superman ever tried to attack him (like when he turned evil) bruce can take him out with it, he also has a vault of all the different types of kryptonite, including pink kryptonite, which turns superman gay
#196 to #125 - daniboyi (08/01/2013) [-]
Why would Batman ever need the last one?!
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User avatar #197 to #196 - kargale (08/01/2013) [-]
he just stockpiled them all, so he is prepared for any eventuality
User avatar #202 to #197 - daniboyi (08/01/2013) [-]
still... why would he need to turn Superman gay?
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#217 to #125 - zorororonoa (08/01/2013) [-]
Are you sure he isn't already gay?
#131 to #125 - sillyfellow (08/01/2013) [-]
whait was that a joke or the pink kryptonite thing is real?
#170 to #131 - cyborgjunky (08/01/2013) [-]
I guess so...
#172 to #170 - sillyfellow (08/01/2013) [-]
ahahahah no way...ahahah
ahahahah no way...ahahah
#180 to #170 - saudiarabia **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #219 to #180 - cyborgjunky (08/01/2013) [-]

It was in supergirl comics
User avatar #183 to #131 - kargale (08/01/2013) [-]
its real, theres a LOT of different kryptonite
User avatar #169 - eddymolly (08/01/2013) [-]
Thats the problem with Superman, he's just too OP. Needs a nerf in the next patch.
User avatar #109 - junkyjunkjunk (08/01/2013) [-]
Well you are forgetting the fact that super gave Batman kryptonite artillery and suit to defeat superman in case he became evil
#98 - Saundazzz (08/01/2013) [-]
People are aware of this, right?
User avatar #102 to #98 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes. But it sucks that Supermans next movie is going to be him fighting Batman. If that's the case then it should be another Superman solo movie then a Superman/Batman flick.

I'm not very knowledgeable on comic stuff, so I can't really respond with intelligent answers on this subject.
User avatar #111 to #102 - supamonkey (08/01/2013) [-]
I really hope this movie isn't a Superman vs Batman movie...
User avatar #112 to #111 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
me too, me too...
User avatar #113 to #112 - supamonkey (08/01/2013) [-]
Would prefer Batman & Superman vs. Metallo/Parasite/Starro with foundations laid for Brainiac being the big bad in Justice League Movie.
User avatar #104 to #102 - nuclearnarwhal (08/01/2013) [-]
If they're going to fight, Batman needs to win. I'm not going watch the god-damned BATMAN get his ass kicked.
User avatar #105 to #104 - mechagodzilla ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Obviously he will, I'm still wondering how he'd win though.
User avatar #149 to #105 - oikake (08/01/2013) [-]
By recreating the atmosphere within the Kryptonian ship.. unless it's destruction released krytonite onto Earth and he could used that
User avatar #106 to #105 - nuclearnarwhal (08/01/2013) [-]
Would be badass if there was some supervillian helping him (fighting a common enemy).
User avatar #146 to #106 - runelh (08/01/2013) [-]
Have none of you Read or watched The Dark knight Returns? Part 2 is Batman Vs Superman... Who gets his ass kicked? Superman.
User avatar #262 to #146 - nuclearnarwhal (08/01/2013) [-]
I don't watch too many movies. If I do, it's because a girl wants to go see it.
User avatar #158 to #104 - fizzor (08/01/2013) [-]
Of course he's gonna win, he's more popular. Things like superpowers don't matter in this case, it's all about which one has a larger fanbase.
#166 to #98 - jackjr (08/01/2013) [-]
I've been aware of this since 'I Am Legend'. I just don't want to believe and have my achey breaky heart broken.
#187 to #166 - Saundazzz (08/01/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
#92 - lambocj (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #94 to #92 - explore (08/01/2013) [-]
Superman just kicked him into the Sun, doesn't sound innocent to me.
User avatar #110 to #94 - KabulMan (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes However, Supergirl and Superboy (I'm Assuming thats what he is called) didn't harm Batman at all making them innocent.

User avatar #252 to #110 - explore (08/01/2013) [-]
Whoops, I thought that was Superman on the left, my bad.
User avatar #93 to #92 - vortexrain (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh, damn. Dat hip to tit ratio. I ******* love it.
#96 to #93 - amuzen (08/01/2013) [-]
you mean waist to tit ratio? the hip to tit ratio is average
User avatar #100 to #96 - vortexrain (08/01/2013) [-]
#164 to #92 - jdsalenger (08/01/2013) [-]
You forgot Powergirl and without her powers she is no longer the butch in the relationship.
User avatar #4 - worlddestroyguy (07/31/2013) [-]
batman has a special plan to execut every member of the justice league
#163 to #4 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
exe cut...........
#189 to #4 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Except the Legion of Doom executed Batman's plans and not a single justice league member died...
User avatar #216 to #189 - worlddestroyguy (08/01/2013) [-]
thats because they are not batman

User avatar #18 to #4 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
plus he has a back up plan for each plan ,the man leaves nothing to chance.
#160 - robinn (08/01/2013) [-]
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#162 to #160 - robinn (08/01/2013) [-]
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#107 - TheExpertT (08/01/2013) [-]
superman comes from krypton which had a red sun. the radiation from the red sun is what saps his powers and makes him normal like he was on krypton. now, any material from krypton, aka "kryptonium" holds this red sun radiation. so, when he is close to it he loses his powers. he would not melt but every super villain in existence would destroy him. that's the ending i was hoping, yours just doesn't make any sense.
#62 - mikhailovych (08/01/2013) [-]
read "Dark Knight returns" by Frank Miller
Batman wins with a little skullduggery
User avatar #130 to #62 - nyangiraffe ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Good **** right there. Batman showing why brains always beats brawn
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User avatar #156 to #130 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
By using a giant robot suit?
User avatar #117 to #62 - angelious ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
please dont talk about that ******** NONCANON fanfiction

it completely pissed on everything superman is while wanking batman to a status of godhood.

its a nice story.but its full of ******** .
#240 to #117 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/01/2013) [-]
except for the fact it is considered cannon. batman always has a plan to take out everyone in the justice league
except for the fact it is considered cannon. batman always has a plan to take out everyone in the justice league
User avatar #254 to #240 - angelious ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
its not canon >>

its elsewhere comic.dc is very strict on what they take as canon.

and batmans plans for every justice leaguer are pure ******** even thou they are canon(and even in canon incarnation every justice leaguer has been able to survive from these traps without much harm done)
#174 to #62 - gamerfan (08/01/2013) [-]
for me 'justice' by alex ross is the best graphic novel of dc i have ever read. 10/10 for story and artwork
User avatar #195 to #62 - Tormound (08/01/2013) [-]
It's not really a win if Batman had to fake his death to actually survive the fight. It wasn't even 1v1 since he had another superhero help him and Superman wasn't even trying to win.
User avatar #275 to #62 - skullduggery (08/01/2013) [-]
Batman couldn't have done it without me
User avatar #97 to #62 - latinotornado (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but that **** is bogus. Batman had time to plan, had help from friends, AND Frank Miller is the ultimate bat fan boy and would never let anything bad happen to little brucey. Basically that comic was completely and utterly biased.
User avatar #128 to #97 - mikhailovych (08/01/2013) [-]
Superman had plenty of time to plan, he just chose not to because superman just goes "hurr im the last son of krypton, im super strong" rather than thinking "hmm maybe my opponent has a plan to beat me"
User avatar #165 to #128 - zombiebacon (08/01/2013) [-]
Like he said, Miller is the ultimate Batman fan boy. He is possibly the worst writer of Superman in any comic. He's completely biased. If he wrote a Justice League comic, he'd try to change the name to Batman and Some Other People.
Hell, Dark Knight Returns isn't even canon.
User avatar #74 to #62 - heartlessrobot (08/01/2013) [-]
Well, batman has a plan to kill everyone in the Justice League, soooooooooo yeah.
User avatar #87 to #74 - fxuredfoxx (08/01/2013) [-]
Thumbed you back up due to the fact your right he has a plan to kill each member in the event that they turn against the humans.
User avatar #250 to #87 - avengeralpha (08/01/2013) [-]
not kill, incapacitate but yeah
User avatar #253 to #250 - heartlessrobot (08/01/2013) [-]
No, he has a plan for both.
#82 to #62 - kingtwink (08/01/2013) [-]
2nd Favorite Novel.
Red Son's my **** doe.
#91 to #62 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
I only saw the 2 movies that were made. But jesus they were worth it.
#72 - Seanxone ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Did no one point out the Kryptonite shooting sun has the batman symbol?
#190 to #72 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
It's pretty damn obvious.
User avatar #191 to #72 - Viggiator (08/01/2013) [-]
No... Since it's kindda obvious.
#206 to #72 - sexuality ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I missed that, thanks
#278 to #206 - Seanxone ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
At least one person isn't a total ass about it
At least one person isn't a total ass about it
#83 to #72 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
observant einstein
User avatar #144 to #72 - animedudej ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]

hello, my name is Sargeantoblivious.ini
#178 to #144 - Seanxone ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Alright that one was pretty good
User avatar #88 to #72 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
you should work as a CSI detective
#108 to #88 - Seanxone ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Ehh, I made a bad comment.
User avatar #143 - freddyhollensen (08/01/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks Superman is a gay superhero, and that except for Batman, the Marvel Universe is way, way better than DC.
User avatar #192 to #143 - greatgranpapy (08/01/2013) [-]
Ya, Superman is a really boring super hero when you think about it. He's simply, "oh look, I have a bunch of destructive abilities and I'm invincible, and I can ******* fly. There's nothing interesting about him. Oooo, a rock can kill him though. ******************** .
User avatar #147 to #143 - porkchips (08/01/2013) [-]
My friends love to play Injustice and whenever one of them plays as Superman, I just sing this song.

Big gay Al - I'm super!
User avatar #150 to #147 - postie (08/01/2013) [-]
So you only reveal that you're gay when your friends play as Superman.
Bit odd.
#222 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
After being exposed to a dangerous quantity of kryptonite, Batman suggests to Superman that he use a lead suit to protect himself from the effects of kryptonite radiation. Wearing the suit, Superman along with Batman scours the globe to collect all samples of kryptonite, which the Man of Steel then throws into the sun. This, plus a yellow sun, makes superman invincible.

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#242 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
If you read the Justice League of America Tower of Babel series, you discover Batman has detailed plans that could kill every member of the Justice League if he saw it fit to use them. Also going off the Superman smart thing earlier, Batman is a better tacticion/planner and both are equal in engineering.
User avatar #71 - superfudge (08/01/2013) [-]
Wait wouldn't this be a draw? they're both dead
#185 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
actually batman already has won that fight in the comics, thats why he has a kryptonit ring
User avatar #188 to #185 - kirisaki (08/01/2013) [-]
Did they have a fight before that? I thought Superman gave a kryptonite ring to Batman because he trusted him, and that's why he can win a fight against superman.
#213 to #185 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
its an elseworld comic.
Meaning its not canon to mainstream universe
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