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Em Today, I learned that the 'junk' my wife had donated Included part If my comic book collation. One in
particular had been signed by Spiderpman Heater Stan Lee. My wife doesn' t see the big deal because, "How
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#3 - kietzu (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm guessing her funeral won't be open casket.
#74 to #3 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Stan Lee is an autograph whore
#67 to #3 - motherfuckingkenji (08/01/2013) [-]
I don't think Roxas even has the capacity to be any sort of psychotic, so I feel this picture doesn't work very well.
Sorry, ignore me, I've been on a massive KH binge recently.
User avatar #72 to #67 - kietzu (08/01/2013) [-]
I think this might be Ventus.

Ventus is half choir boy, half power hungry psycho.
User avatar #79 to #72 - motherfuckingkenji (08/01/2013) [-]
I dunno, it looks like PS2 graphics so it could be either one.
Then again, he's neither having an existential crisis nor does he have some sea-salt ice cream in his mouth so it might actually be Ventus.
I've only ever played KH2, so I have no idea about Ventus' personality.
User avatar #81 to #79 - kietzu (08/01/2013) [-]
He is kind of like Roxas. He even has some of those existential crisis things.
It just seems like he's quicker to take action than Roxas is.

He has also lost half of his heart and is pretty miffed that half of him is swimming in darkness and sending out monsters to kill people. He just can't do anything about it or else he might turn into a super powerful keyblade and help destroy the world.

I used the spoiler tag correctly. Woo.
User avatar #89 to #81 - motherfuckingkenji (08/01/2013) [-]
Just saiyan, but I already spoiled most of everything for myself by reading almost everything the KH wiki has to offer. It made a LOT of things on KH2 make a LOT more sense, like it cleared up everything about Xehanort I didn't get including his appearance.

So a thought I had; do you think Sora would be able to use the Keyblade even without having Ventus' heart inside his own? Like, do you think it would have chosen him anyways?

One more thing; I've been playing the Final Mix on an emulator and that adds a cutscene after you fight Roxas at Memory's Skyscraper where it shows Xemnas rearranging the name Sora and adding an X to make Roxas. That totally BLEW MY ******* MIND because I realized the names of all the members of Organization XIII were rearranged versions of their human selves plus an X and that Ansem's apprentices became the Organization's founding members.
#93 to #89 - kietzu (08/01/2013) [-]
I think he would be able to. Riku succumbed to the darkness in his heart, so the keyblade chose the closest person with a pure enough heart to wield it.
I can't really remember the scene where it happens but Sora touches a keyblade handle at some point. Following what has been shown in other games, this apparently also has something to do with the process of choosing keyblade wielders.

The reason Riku can wield a keyblade is because Tera made him perform some kind of pledge.

And Kairis was a complete accident.

Let's just that there are a lot of factors involved in this **** .
#103 to #93 - motherfuckingkenji (08/01/2013) [-]
It actually kind of disappoints me that Sora was just "the next best thing" to wield the Keyblade rather than being the first choice. It's not just like "This kid has a 99% pure heart and is even "willingly" sheltering the heart of a former Keyblade Master. He seems like a safe bet."   
I do however like how even though Sora has saved the... universe multiple times, he's still "nothing special". They're not singing his praises as the hero of all worlds, but instead are just "What, you want praise for doing your job? Idiot."    
And I would like to be able to use Synch Blade in Sora's normal form in KH3 since Sora is canonically able to, but I understand if that's a no due to gameplay balancing.   
   
   
Terra performed the Keyblade Inheritance Ceremony on RIku and Kairi is able to wield one because she accidentally touched Aqua's Keyblade while trying to hide behind her when she was like, 4. Because she's one of the 7 princesses, her heart contains no darkness and would therefore be able to wield a Keyblade if they were to touch or otherwise receive one. That leads me to believe that if the other princesses like Jasmine or Arial were to touch Sora's Keyblade, they would be able to use it and defend themselves instead of being all helpless and 			****		.
It actually kind of disappoints me that Sora was just "the next best thing" to wield the Keyblade rather than being the first choice. It's not just like "This kid has a 99% pure heart and is even "willingly" sheltering the heart of a former Keyblade Master. He seems like a safe bet."
I do however like how even though Sora has saved the... universe multiple times, he's still "nothing special". They're not singing his praises as the hero of all worlds, but instead are just "What, you want praise for doing your job? Idiot."
And I would like to be able to use Synch Blade in Sora's normal form in KH3 since Sora is canonically able to, but I understand if that's a no due to gameplay balancing.


Terra performed the Keyblade Inheritance Ceremony on RIku and Kairi is able to wield one because she accidentally touched Aqua's Keyblade while trying to hide behind her when she was like, 4. Because she's one of the 7 princesses, her heart contains no darkness and would therefore be able to wield a Keyblade if they were to touch or otherwise receive one. That leads me to believe that if the other princesses like Jasmine or Arial were to touch Sora's Keyblade, they would be able to use it and defend themselves instead of being all helpless and **** .
User avatar #195 to #103 - kietzu (08/01/2013) [-]
Kingdom Hearts:My Friends Are My Power Well, Sora proved that his heart was more than worthy during KH1.
When Riku 'steals' the keyblade during Soras first trip to hollow bastion. Goofy and Donald leaves Sora with nothing but a wooden sword to fend for himself. He is then joined by the beast who is trying to save Belle.
Later on Goofy and Donald rejoins him, he makes the "My friend are my power" speech, and suddenly the keyblade just pops back over to him.

Yeah, now that you mention it, people don't give Sora enough credit for what he did.

Maybe they'll add synch blade abilities in KH3, it will just be nerfed to hell.

I don't think giving the princesses keyblades would be a good idea. They can hardly walk without screwing something up.

**** man, this thread is getting long.
#104 to #93 - marcosgalaz (08/01/2013) [-]
Kingdom Haerts! Hell ya!
#9 to #3 - danster (07/31/2013) [-]
A little of the ol' chop chop...
User avatar #23 to #9 - kietzu (07/31/2013) [-]
Is it going to be a real piece of piss? You bloody fruit shop owner.
User avatar #32 - yetaxaa (07/31/2013) [-]
What REALLY pisses me off about this is that she felt that she had the right to just go through his belongings and decide for herself what he didn't need.
User avatar #57 to #32 - hudis (08/01/2013) [-]
That's kind of what wives do, though. According to the stereotype.
#18 - herrstig **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
Why did he marry her in the first place?
#42 to #18 - leonjoker (08/01/2013) [-]
Because, buddy. Most women only turn into complete psycho bitches AFTER they get married.

Don't walk down that path. If you wanna be with somebody "forever" just be with them, in more cases than not, marriage only ***** **** up for a relationship. No need to bet half your **** that you can stand each other till one of you dies.

Now go ahead and thumb me down.
User avatar #70 to #42 - hotsaws (08/01/2013) [-]
>Implying the marriage itself is what ***** everything up and not the bitch feeling entitled to touch all your **** .
User avatar #187 to #42 - Dairycow (08/01/2013) [-]
was gonna thumb you up but you told me to thumb you down.
#47 to #42 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
miserable people in ****** marriages thumbing this dude down. gotta love it.
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#37 to #2 - dogziller (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - slapchoppin (07/31/2013) [-]
donate some of her shoes see how she likes it
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User avatar #12 to #10 - pastysmasher (07/31/2013) [-]
And when she bitches about them being Jimmy Choo's, hit her with "How else is Jimmy supposed to eat?"
#154 to #12 - waffies (08/01/2013) [-]
ice cold broski
ice cold broski
#31 - notsochosentroll (07/31/2013) [-]
And then he flew off into the sunset. Or to the nearest divorce lawyer.
User avatar #29 - melontwilight (07/31/2013) [-]
I don't understand women like this. This may be just me, but if I had a husband, I would feel entirely uncomfortable to even go through any personal belongings, let alone throw out any of his things without his permission. It just seems rude and like crossing the line a bit.
#137 to #29 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Going through personal belongings is fine, when you get married that whole "my ***** yours **** " thing comes into play. but only to the extent of "Oh you wanna look at my **** ? sure whatever, but no it's not yours to sell."
User avatar #36 to #29 - thedarkassassin (07/31/2013) [-]
Sadly, not everyone thinks like that.
#19 - Monroc (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - badgertime (07/31/2013) [-]
i would kill her so dead.
User avatar #22 to #1 - bigblacknegro (07/31/2013) [-]
forever
#27 - dingojohn (07/31/2013) [-]
Marrying the right woman: he's doing it wrong...
Marrying the right woman: he's doing it wrong...
#46 - mastersaturday (08/01/2013) [-]
And that, son, is why I divorced your mother.
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#116 to #114 - kinglubu (08/01/2013) [-]
should totally show this to your mother
should totally show this to your mother
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#139 to #107 - clockworkcharizard (08/01/2013) [-]
I have a similar story.

>be ************************************* years old
>some how get a 24 karrot gold charizard card (I **** you not, that's what it was)
>have it until age 10
>gets stolen
>to this day miss it...
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User avatar #146 to #139 - brianhanerjr (08/01/2013) [-]
Is that why your username is clockworkcharizard?
#147 to #146 - clockworkcharizard (08/01/2013) [-]
You know, that was just complete coincidence. I couldn't use my usual handle, Clockwork Deamon, so I just used the next best thing. In fact, I never noticed that until now.... What a funny coincidence.
User avatar #143 to #107 - edzero (08/01/2013) [-]
.......
Here is what you do - Take an a really old and precious thing of HERS and answer the same way she did....
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User avatar #184 to #183 - edzero (08/01/2013) [-]
Only NOW I saw that he isn't here anymore....dammit.
#44 - shadecrenshaw (08/01/2013) [-]
Do not hurt her.
Do not even touch her.
Just take something she holds dear, and burn it.
Right infront of her.
She does not deserve happiness, the inconsiderate cunt.
#172 - europe (08/01/2013) [-]
What kind of a ****** partner would just give away the other partner's possessions without their consent?
#153 - AnotherGirlOnFJ (08/01/2013) [-]
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#85 - foelkera (08/01/2013) [-]
go ahead and murder her, any jury would know that the act was justified
go ahead and murder her, any jury would know that the act was justified
#65 - falconxmard (08/01/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #99 to #15 - imaginariness (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes.
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