How I Feel As A Straight Male. . WOMEN ARE GREAT. My life as a reasonably looking straight man. Women I'm attracted to: ".............Hello" (reluctantly) Women I'm not attracted to: "I wanna suc How I Feel As A Straight Male WOMEN ARE GREAT My life as a reasonably looking straight man Women I'm attracted to: " Hello" (reluctantly) not "I wanna suc
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#3 - maidenmk
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(07/31/2013) [-]
My life as a reasonably looking straight man.
Women I'm attracted to: ".............Hello" (reluctantly)
Women I'm not attracted to: "I wanna suck you off."
<-- MFW
#21 to #3 - kez ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Well yeah, women want to get the best man they can get.

If you are not even slightly interested or attracted to a women, you are probably better than them genetically. Which makes you desirable.

The ones you are attracted to but who do not like you however (Not literally, but due to how you present yourself and your social skill level) can find men who are better than you genetically and a better mate. Why would you go for a 7 when you can get a 9? kind of thing.
#109 to #3 - slugnugget
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(08/01/2013) [-]
You know to the hot women your on the bad end of that scale.

Dont be a hypocrite.
#6 to #3 - flemsdfer
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(07/31/2013) [-]
My life as a reasonably attractive man in a wheelchair.
Women I'm attracted to: "Eww"
Women I'm not attracted to: "Eww"

MFW

I've taken to the weird girls that sit in the corner. They're nice to me.
#8 to #6 - ohgodnotthebees
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(07/31/2013) [-]
You might get lucky in 10-20 years if medical science and trans-human engineering advance. &quot;Bitch, i got more gyroscopes in my legs than the Hubble!&quot;
You might get lucky in 10-20 years if medical science and trans-human engineering advance. "Bitch, i got more gyroscopes in my legs than the Hubble!"
#9 to #8 - flemsdfer
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Hell no! They wanted to put electrified pins in my legs to force the muscles to move when I was a child. My parent said no to that so they found some other guy. **** got all infected and they cut him off at light the belly button. Doctors don't know what the hell they're doing when it comes to the really complicated ****. They just deem themselves too intellectual to admit they don't know what they hell they are doing, nor call another doctor out on being wrong.
#10 to #9 - ohgodnotthebees
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(07/31/2013) [-]
That must suck. It's a shame they're allowed to use you for testing they're junk.
#11 to #10 - flemsdfer
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(07/31/2013) [-]
They're not, you have to consent to the ****. They just make it sound so awesome and improving when it's really them having a theory. That instance was when I was 3 and I am now 20. The pin process is better but still has many problems. I can do more and be more comfortable with just my wheelchair. Least at the end of the day I'm not attached to it.
#12 to #11 - ohgodnotthebees
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Well all in all i hope the best for you, maybe someday the technology will be there, if we don't blow ourselves up before that point.
#13 to #12 - flemsdfer
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(07/31/2013) [-]
All the technology I need, man. and THIS already exists.
#64 to #6 - TarnRazor
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(08/01/2013) [-]
If you were gay, I'd probably take you out to dinner. I like a man in a chair.
#132 to #64 - flemsdfer
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm one of those heterosapiens.

I hope you get the joke
#133 to #132 - TarnRazor
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Oh.. You're on of those
#134 to #133 - flemsdfer
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah....
#98 to #6 - EdwardNigma
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Those people sound impolite as ****.   
   
Out of curiosity, though...what is wrong with your legs?
Those people sound impolite as ****.

Out of curiosity, though...what is wrong with your legs?
#131 to #98 - flemsdfer
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(08/01/2013) [-]
When I was 3 years old I fell off of a chair, which ironically put me into a chair because it gave me a spinal cord injury at my T7, or around the middle of my back. I then got marked as a T7 incomplete because I recovered somewhat so instead of being a vegetable I was able to move my arms and upper body fine, and then with some chiropractic treatment, my legs.

My legs have very limited movement, but I can feel touch and reduced pain although no temperature unless it is in the extreme like a piece of ice on my foot or a match on it. I'm completely here and lucid. The control just doesn't get to my legs and people, especially girls take pity on that. Sometimes it's good like at an amusement park I get a special card that lets me enter the ride through the exit and just hop on the next coaster that rolls in, but other times it's not so good like when I get the balls to admit I have a crush to a girl and she says "A relationship could never work with anyone that can walk and someone who can't."

It really blows the saying out of the water "The worst that'll happen is she says no".
In school they always took it upon themselves to shoot me down for the sake of all women instead of just "I don't think I could handle dating someone in your situation. I'm sorry"
It's like a cross some invisible social acceptance line.
But now I am with someone long distance sorta. She's in Texas and we haven't met in person even though it's been a year, but I see no harm since I'm patient enough and don't have anything going on here anyways.

I hope I answered all of your questions
#135 to #131 - EdwardNigma
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Those people sound like the biggest wankers around. Like, the reason "wanker" became an insult.
#136 to #135 - flemsdfer
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(08/01/2013) [-]
They are, and it's why I've greatly steered away from dating. It's amazing to overhear some fat, ugly, bitch get asked if she'd date other fat, ugly, bastard in class and she says "No." then asked what about....."(me)" "NOOOO!!" and all you think is "excuse me you're quite the prized hog yourself so don't be too picky. I've usually just stuck to casual encounters during my youth after the first girlfriend didn't work out very well. Some fine stories under my belt so far. I don't really see myself as needing female companionship by my side.
#62 to #6 - spartusee ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Do you workout
#130 to #62 - flemsdfer
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Working out is part of the territory in a manual push chair.

For one I push myself everywhere in it, and up hills is very heavy resistance; more than you'd think. Then, when I'm inside a home I don't like to be confined to the chair so I seal crawl (it's like crawling on all fours like a baby, but just let your legs drag instead) around everywhere, and if I want something out of the top cabinets I have to use said arms to lift myself up to them.

I'm not the big muscle bound guy, but I do get exercise.
#138 to #130 - spartusee ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Cool.
#28 to #6 - hitlersgayabortion
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(08/01/2013) [-]
...... find chicks over the internet that have a wheelchair fetish? don't tell me they're not out there. this is the internet, gif related.
...... find chicks over the internet that have a wheelchair fetish? don't tell me they're not out there. this is the internet, gif related.
#29 to #28 - flemsdfer
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I have before.......they're......colorful people.

**** gets weird with them.
#20 to #6 - mrloki ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
this might give you some conform -> the day they invent robotic arms and legs that can be used with even more strength and dexterity than our organic ones, I'm chopping mine !
#22 to #6 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
that is ******** sad bro
#5 - thecactopuskill
Reply +53
(07/31/2013) [-]
Lightbulb is straight and to the point
#1 - idkwhatthatmeans
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Comments from gay men are fabulous*
#52 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Jeeze. What a discovery!!! Go **** yourself asshole
#56 to #52 - dracomancer [OP]
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(08/01/2013) [-]
You'll be the one getting ******
#110 to #56 - europe
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Wait, I thought you said that you were straight
#141 to #110 - dracomancer [OP]
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(08/01/2013) [-]
It was the only way to make the content work.
#96 to #56 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
**doesthislookunsure rolled user sebthebrony ** so will this guy
#97 to #96 - sebthebrony
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(08/01/2013) [-]
no pls :c
#142 to #97 - dracomancer [OP]
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(08/01/2013) [-]
You can't stop me
#33 - slootyslooot
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 to #33 - zakaizer
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#94 - doesthislookunsure ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
#16 - notsochosentroll
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Because they actually mean it?
#73 - birthdaybrony
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I look really young for my age so I'm always called cute, as in adorable not attractive. Add that to the fact that most people I meet think I'm gay it's understandable, honestly and you get a person who females like to hang out with and do girly things with but not date. I accept it, though, because at least it's better than nothing.
#102 to #73 - guiguito
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(08/01/2013) [-]
you username, that's all.
#78 to #73 - Dwarf
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I'm the same way. Have you ever let a chick paint your nails?
#80 to #78 - birthdaybrony
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Only my sister and cousin. Other girls have styled my hair before, though.
#82 to #80 - Dwarf
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(08/01/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at My Old Laptop ** I don't let bitches touch my hair. I like letting them paint my nails though. They enjoy it and it makes me feel pretty.
#83 to #82 - birthdaybrony
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Honestly, the nails thing has just never come up. Unless I'm the one who's supposed to bring it up. And also, I couldn't care less about my hair, I never have. I only ever comb it for special occasions. Don't worry, I do wash it regularly
#84 to #83 - Dwarf
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(08/01/2013) [-]
These two fat chicks wanted to paint my finger nails, so I let them, but then this cute girl joined in and finished it. I would've ****** her.
#86 to #84 - birthdaybrony
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(08/01/2013) [-]
It is understandable then. Thumbs for a pleasant, albeit somewhat strange conversation.
#101 to #86 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Hey I'm just here to man up the place, eating stake then lifting weights like Stallone on steroids.


The balance is restored.
#34 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I've had far more gay men hit on me than women. Do I get extra points for that?
#35 to #34 - dracomancer [OP]
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(08/01/2013) [-]
It means that you'd have more luck switching sides if you could.
#38 to #35 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I like boobies too much to do that.
I like boobies too much to do that.
#41 to #38 - ginginhunter
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(08/01/2013) [-]
That's the main reason straight men exist...
#44 to #41 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I thought what made you straight was liking vagina? It's a fact that everyone, gay or straight, male or female, young or old, likes boobies.
#74 to #44 - hotsaws
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(08/01/2013) [-]
They just like to play with the out of curiosity.
#45 to #44 - ginginhunter
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(08/01/2013) [-]
well its a 1+1 gift card ey?
#72 - incest
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Typically, I have no idea how or what to compliment a guy on...   
   
Any suggestions?
Typically, I have no idea how or what to compliment a guy on...

Any suggestions?
#120 to #72 - bubblefoxee
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(08/01/2013) [-]
As ambiguous said, something you actually mean. Also, make us believe it. I think this applies no matter who you compliment.
Also, cool username.
#79 to #72 - Dwarf
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Show tits
#121 to #79 - ambiguous **User deleted account**
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(08/01/2013) [-]
How about I show you my Great Tits~?
#85 to #72 - vortexrain
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(08/01/2013) [-]
His hair.
#89 to #72 - appleboom
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(08/01/2013) [-]
muscles are a good one
#117 to #89 - bubblefoxee
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I like your username. It sounds kind of sweet and sexy, not involving the profile picture of the underage Applebloom.
#139 to #117 - appleboom
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#77 to #72 - andromedika
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(08/01/2013) [-]
tell us we have a nice bulge
#88 to #72 - moevleboevle
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(08/01/2013) [-]
tell him that you like his fedora
#90 to #88 - appleboom
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(08/01/2013) [-]
few comments make me audibly laugh on FJ
#91 to #90 - moevleboevle
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(08/01/2013) [-]
some of them make me fear asians
#93 to #91 - appleboom
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Yes, we asians can read minds, but blacks can read souls.
Yes, we asians can read minds, but blacks can read souls.
#95 to #93 - moevleboevle
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(08/01/2013) [-]
oh yeah? well white people can fly
#99 to #95 - appleboom
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Better version
Better version
#107 to #95 - anon
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(08/01/2013) [-]
in order to fly you must first jump. And it is fact that white people cannot jump. They even made a movie about it.
#108 to #107 - moevleboevle
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(08/01/2013) [-]
why do you need to jump? Flying is flying. also you could do as Arthur Dent and fall and then forgetting that you are falling while falling
#119 to #108 - bubblefoxee
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(08/01/2013) [-]
I was going to refer to The Guide. But did he actually do it? I though it was just a trivial remark.
#123 to #119 - moevleboevle
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(08/01/2013) [-]
yes he flies around for some time and several times
#124 to #123 - bubblefoxee
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Oh. I'll have to read the rest of the series then.
#125 to #124 - moevleboevle
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(08/01/2013) [-]
yeah me too
#126 to #125 - bubblefoxee
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(08/01/2013) [-]
How far have you read?
#127 to #126 - moevleboevle
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(08/01/2013) [-]
book 4 I think it is. the one where he discovers flying. It's a couple of years back so I have a hard time remembering it. you?
#128 to #127 - bubblefoxee
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Halfway through book 3. I think I stopped reading it because I got Dead Island. How to fly is mentioned either in book 2 or early in book 3, so it seems reasonable that Arthur actually flies late in book 3 or in book 4. But have a happy read. I know I will.
#129 to #128 - moevleboevle
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(08/01/2013) [-]
thank you. you too
#111 to #72 - ambiguous **User deleted account**
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(08/01/2013) [-]
Don't compliment them unless you mean it. That goes for everyone not just you. If something about a guy stands out that you like or find interesting, let him know. That's really all there is to it.