How I Feel As A Straight Male. . WOMEN ARE GREAT. My life as a reasonably looking straight man. Women I'm attracted to: ".............Hello" (reluctantly) Women I'm not attracted to: "I wanna suc
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How I Feel As A Straight Male

WOMEN ARE GREAT
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Submitted: 07/31/2013
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#3 - maidenmk (07/31/2013) [+] (28 replies)
My life as a reasonably looking straight man.
Women I'm attracted to: ".............Hello" (reluctantly)
Women I'm not attracted to: "I wanna suck you off."
<-- MFW
#6 to #3 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
My life as a reasonably attractive man in a wheelchair.
Women I'm attracted to: "Eww"
Women I'm not attracted to: "Eww"

MFW

I've taken to the weird girls that sit in the corner. They're nice to me.
#5 - thecactopuskill (07/31/2013) [-]
Lightbulb is straight and to the point
User avatar #1 - idkwhatthatmeans (07/31/2013) [-]
Comments from gay men are fabulous*
#52 - anon (08/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Jeeze. What a discovery!!! Go **** yourself asshole
#56 to #52 - dracomancer ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
You'll be the one getting ******
#33 - slootyslooot (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#46 to #33 - zakaizer (08/01/2013) [-]
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#16 - notsochosentroll (07/31/2013) [-]
Because they actually mean it?
#73 - birthdaybrony (08/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I look really young for my age so I'm always called cute, as in adorable not attractive. Add that to the fact that most people I meet think I'm gay it's understandable, honestly and you get a person who females like to hang out with and do girly things with but not date. I accept it, though, because at least it's better than nothing.
User avatar #34 - nigeltheoutlaw ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I've had far more gay men hit on me than women. Do I get extra points for that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - dracomancer ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
It means that you'd have more luck switching sides if you could.
#72 - incest (08/01/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Typically, I have no idea how or what to compliment a guy on...   
   
Any suggestions?
Typically, I have no idea how or what to compliment a guy on...

Any suggestions?
#93 to #91 - appleboom (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes, we asians can read minds, but blacks can read souls.
Yes, we asians can read minds, but blacks can read souls.
User avatar #40 - ginginhunter (08/01/2013) [-]
That's kinda awesome
its getting a compliments from a bro that likes bro's , he know knows better whats good 'bout bros
#14 - paelaer (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah. That's pretty much it.
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User avatar #112 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had a bisexual friend that told me he would rape me given the chance. Is that considered a compliment or should I had been worried?
User avatar #114 - antigravitycake (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
cuz you know they are ******* true
#63 - infinitereaper (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Compliments from straight males as a straight male
#47 - slimeywaffles (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Being a girl...we compliment each other way too much on clothes and hair so it feels more satisfactory coming from a guy, and I'm bi
Being a girl...we compliment each other way too much on clothes and hair so it feels more satisfactory coming from a guy, and I'm bi
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User avatar #17 - ultimatebadass (08/01/2013) [-]
I truly don't understand how you think that
User avatar #4 - thechosentroll (07/31/2013) [-]
Well, that's because men actually mean it.
#2 - johrny (07/31/2013) [-]
A compliment from this guy would be preety awesome, if he would be still alive....
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