How I Feel As A Straight Male. . WOMEN ARE GREAT. My life as a reasonably looking straight man. Women I'm attracted to: ".............Hello" (reluctantly) Women I'm not attracted to: "I wanna suc
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#5 - thecactopuskill (07/31/2013) [-]
Lightbulb is straight and to the point
#3 - maidenmk (07/31/2013) [-]
My life as a reasonably looking straight man.
Women I'm attracted to: ".............Hello" (reluctantly)
Women I'm not attracted to: "I wanna suck you off."
<-- MFW
#21 to #3 - kez (08/01/2013) [-]
Well yeah, women want to get the best man they can get.

If you are not even slightly interested or attracted to a women, you are probably better than them genetically. Which makes you desirable.

The ones you are attracted to but who do not like you however (Not literally, but due to how you present yourself and your social skill level) can find men who are better than you genetically and a better mate. Why would you go for a 7 when you can get a 9? kind of thing.
User avatar #109 to #3 - slugnugget (08/01/2013) [-]
You know to the hot women your on the bad end of that scale.

Dont be a hypocrite.
#6 to #3 - flemsdfer (07/31/2013) [-]
My life as a reasonably attractive man in a wheelchair.
Women I'm attracted to: "Eww"
Women I'm not attracted to: "Eww"

MFW

I've taken to the weird girls that sit in the corner. They're nice to me.
#8 to #6 - ohgodnotthebees (07/31/2013) [-]
You might get lucky in 10-20 years if medical science and trans-human engineering advance. &quot;Bitch, i got more gyroscopes in my legs than the Hubble!&quot;
You might get lucky in 10-20 years if medical science and trans-human engineering advance. "Bitch, i got more gyroscopes in my legs than the Hubble!"
User avatar #9 to #8 - flemsdfer (07/31/2013) [-]
Hell no! They wanted to put electrified pins in my legs to force the muscles to move when I was a child. My parent said no to that so they found some other guy. **** got all infected and they cut him off at light the belly button. Doctors don't know what the hell they're doing when it comes to the really complicated **** . They just deem themselves too intellectual to admit they don't know what they hell they are doing, nor call another doctor out on being wrong.
User avatar #10 to #9 - ohgodnotthebees (07/31/2013) [-]
That must suck. It's a shame they're allowed to use you for testing they're junk.
User avatar #11 to #10 - flemsdfer (07/31/2013) [-]
They're not, you have to consent to the **** . They just make it sound so awesome and improving when it's really them having a theory. That instance was when I was 3 and I am now 20. The pin process is better but still has many problems. I can do more and be more comfortable with just my wheelchair. Least at the end of the day I'm not attached to it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ohgodnotthebees (07/31/2013) [-]
Well all in all i hope the best for you, maybe someday the technology will be there, if we don't blow ourselves up before that point.
#13 to #12 - flemsdfer (07/31/2013) [-]
All the technology I need, man. and THIS already exists.
User avatar #64 to #6 - TarnRazor (08/01/2013) [-]
If you were gay, I'd probably take you out to dinner. I like a man in a chair.
User avatar #132 to #64 - flemsdfer (08/01/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm one of those heterosapiens.

I hope you get the joke
User avatar #133 to #132 - TarnRazor (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh.. You're on of those
#98 to #6 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Those people sound impolite as 			****		.   
   
Out of curiosity, though...what is wrong with your legs?
Those people sound impolite as **** .

Out of curiosity, though...what is wrong with your legs?
User avatar #131 to #98 - flemsdfer (08/01/2013) [-]
When I was 3 years old I fell off of a chair, which ironically put me into a chair because it gave me a spinal cord injury at my T7, or around the middle of my back. I then got marked as a T7 incomplete because I recovered somewhat so instead of being a vegetable I was able to move my arms and upper body fine, and then with some chiropractic treatment, my legs.

My legs have very limited movement, but I can feel touch and reduced pain although no temperature unless it is in the extreme like a piece of ice on my foot or a match on it. I'm completely here and lucid. The control just doesn't get to my legs and people, especially girls take pity on that. Sometimes it's good like at an amusement park I get a special card that lets me enter the ride through the exit and just hop on the next coaster that rolls in, but other times it's not so good like when I get the balls to admit I have a crush to a girl and she says "A relationship could never work with anyone that can walk and someone who can't."

It really blows the saying out of the water "The worst that'll happen is she says no".
In school they always took it upon themselves to shoot me down for the sake of all women instead of just "I don't think I could handle dating someone in your situation. I'm sorry"
It's like a cross some invisible social acceptance line.
But now I am with someone long distance sorta. She's in Texas and we haven't met in person even though it's been a year, but I see no harm since I'm patient enough and don't have anything going on here anyways.

I hope I answered all of your questions
User avatar #135 to #131 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Those people sound like the biggest wankers around. Like, the reason "wanker" became an insult.
User avatar #136 to #135 - flemsdfer (08/01/2013) [-]
They are, and it's why I've greatly steered away from dating. It's amazing to overhear some fat, ugly, bitch get asked if she'd date other fat, ugly, bastard in class and she says "No." then asked what about....."(me)" "NOOOO!!" and all you think is "excuse me you're quite the prized hog yourself so don't be too picky. I've usually just stuck to casual encounters during my youth after the first girlfriend didn't work out very well. Some fine stories under my belt so far. I don't really see myself as needing female companionship by my side.
User avatar #62 to #6 - spartusee (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you workout
User avatar #130 to #62 - flemsdfer (08/01/2013) [-]
Working out is part of the territory in a manual push chair.

For one I push myself everywhere in it, and up hills is very heavy resistance; more than you'd think. Then, when I'm inside a home I don't like to be confined to the chair so I seal crawl (it's like crawling on all fours like a baby, but just let your legs drag instead) around everywhere, and if I want something out of the top cabinets I have to use said arms to lift myself up to them.

I'm not the big muscle bound guy, but I do get exercise.
User avatar #138 to #130 - spartusee (08/01/2013) [-]
Cool.
#28 to #6 - hitlersgayabortion ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
...... find chicks over the internet that have a wheelchair fetish? don't tell me they're not out there. this is the internet, gif related.
...... find chicks over the internet that have a wheelchair fetish? don't tell me they're not out there. this is the internet, gif related.
User avatar #29 to #28 - flemsdfer (08/01/2013) [-]
I have before.......they're......colorful people.

**** gets weird with them.
#22 to #6 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
that is ******** sad bro
#20 to #6 - mrloki (08/01/2013) [-]
this might give you some conform -> the day they invent robotic arms and legs that can be used with even more strength and dexterity than our organic ones, I'm chopping mine !
User avatar #1 - idkwhatthatmeans (07/31/2013) [-]
Comments from gay men are fabulous*
#16 - notsochosentroll (07/31/2013) [-]
Because they actually mean it?
#73 - birthdaybrony (08/01/2013) [-]
I look really young for my age so I'm always called cute, as in adorable not attractive. Add that to the fact that most people I meet think I'm gay it's understandable, honestly and you get a person who females like to hang out with and do girly things with but not date. I accept it, though, because at least it's better than nothing.
User avatar #102 to #73 - guiguito (08/01/2013) [-]
you username, that's all.
User avatar #78 to #73 - Dwarf (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm the same way. Have you ever let a chick paint your nails?
User avatar #80 to #78 - birthdaybrony (08/01/2013) [-]
Only my sister and cousin. Other girls have styled my hair before, though.
#82 to #80 - Dwarf (08/01/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at My Old Laptop ** I don't let bitches touch my hair. I like letting them paint my nails though. They enjoy it and it makes me feel pretty.
User avatar #83 to #82 - birthdaybrony (08/01/2013) [-]
Honestly, the nails thing has just never come up. Unless I'm the one who's supposed to bring it up. And also, I couldn't care less about my hair, I never have. I only ever comb it for special occasions. Don't worry, I do wash it regularly
User avatar #84 to #83 - Dwarf (08/01/2013) [-]
These two fat chicks wanted to paint my finger nails, so I let them, but then this cute girl joined in and finished it. I would've ****** her.
User avatar #86 to #84 - birthdaybrony (08/01/2013) [-]
It is understandable then. Thumbs for a pleasant, albeit somewhat strange conversation.
#101 to #86 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
Hey I'm just here to man up the place, eating stake then lifting weights like Stallone on steroids.


The balance is restored.
User avatar #34 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/01/2013) [-]
I've had far more gay men hit on me than women. Do I get extra points for that?
User avatar #35 to #34 - dracomancer (08/01/2013) [-]
It means that you'd have more luck switching sides if you could.
#38 to #35 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/01/2013) [-]
I like boobies too much to do that.
I like boobies too much to do that.
User avatar #41 to #38 - ginginhunter (08/01/2013) [-]
That's the main reason straight men exist...
User avatar #44 to #41 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/01/2013) [-]
I thought what made you straight was liking vagina? It's a fact that everyone, gay or straight, male or female, young or old, likes boobies.
User avatar #74 to #44 - hotsaws (08/01/2013) [-]
They just like to play with the out of curiosity.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ginginhunter (08/01/2013) [-]
well its a 1+1 gift card ey?
#33 - slootyslooot (08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 to #33 - zakaizer (08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #40 - ginginhunter (08/01/2013) [-]
That's kinda awesome
its getting a compliments from a bro that likes bro's , he know knows better whats good 'bout bros
#14 - paelaer (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah. That's pretty much it.
+3
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User avatar #112 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
I had a bisexual friend that told me he would rape me given the chance. Is that considered a compliment or should I had been worried?
User avatar #115 to #112 - bubblefoxee (08/01/2013) [-]
I believe people have been jailed for less. I would never get drunk near that guy if I were you.
User avatar #114 - antigravitycake (08/01/2013) [-]
cuz you know they are ******* true
User avatar #116 to #114 - pulluspardus (08/01/2013) [-]
They are ******* assholes but at least they're honest in their fetish.
#63 - infinitereaper (08/01/2013) [-]
>Compliments from straight males as a straight male
#92 to #63 - sharkmonkey (08/01/2013) [-]
pic sort of related
User avatar #70 - Zyklone (08/01/2013) [-]
Bipolarbear.jpeg Anyone?
#69 - Dap (08/01/2013) [-]
"You're just mad that gay guys like me!"
User avatar #65 - effort ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Not sure if true, but a lot of gay men I see have ridiculous standards for another man, so if getting a compliment from one of them...
#75 to #65 - freakyorange (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm gay, and my standards are completley unmatched in what I require.

Pic related. It's what I call "Perfect"
User avatar #106 to #75 - slugnugget (08/01/2013) [-]
>>unmatched
>>skinny scene kid

huehuehuehuehuehuehue
User avatar #87 to #75 - actinglead (08/01/2013) [-]
I dont really have ridiculous standards myself...
I usually see guy that fits my "perfect standard"
But they are usually straight....
User avatar #81 to #75 - Dwarf (08/01/2013) [-]
You only date fags. Lel
User avatar #140 to #81 - freakyorange (08/01/2013) [-]
Difference between that and what I call "retarded butterflies". I can't stand the fake accent's and love for the word "fabulous". It makes me sick to know that is who represents us, because they're louder.
User avatar #143 to #140 - Dwarf (08/01/2013) [-]
I was just playing.
#59 - moghulking (08/01/2013) [-]
That is popular opinion bear you're using it wrong.
#58 - corpsedolly (08/01/2013) [-]
I only get compliments from gay men rather than straight men. It's better than nothing.
I only get compliments from gay men rather than straight men. It's better than nothing.
User avatar #57 - tiberia (08/01/2013) [-]
i only get compliments from gay men or maybe im too dumb to realize a girl compliments me
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