Assvolution. . 91 new ALTHOUGH. I COULD SWEAR THAT, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. YOUR BUTT WAS BACK AT IT TALKED TO MEI- LOOKED INTO MT SOUL. REALLY? THAT' S TOUR EXCUSE
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Assvolution

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ALTHOUGH. I COULD SWEAR
THAT, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT.
YOUR BUTT WAS
BACK AT
IT TALKED TO MEI-
LOOKED INTO MT SOUL.
REALLY? THAT' S
TOUR EXCUSE?
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#65 to #28 - oliball (07/31/2013) [-]
you cant just say you lift while being a pencil necked phanact with toothpick calves of prepubescent ethiopian poverty standards
#207 to #65 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#25 to #6 - dewydonut (07/31/2013) [-]
Watch it there brother
Watch it there brother
#40 to #25 - spankidanki (07/31/2013) [-]
hell yea gamer poop
hell yea gamer poop
#1 - dashgamer (07/31/2013) [-]
MFW I get slapped and maced before I can finish my dissertation on why I want to tap that booty.
User avatar #9 to #1 - staticwolf (07/31/2013) [-]
MFW you think you have that level of charisma.
User avatar #10 to #9 - dashgamer (07/31/2013) [-]
My level of charisma is certainly enough to get maced in the face. I think that's the same for pretty much everyone.
User avatar #236 to #9 - thelordofrepost (08/01/2013) [-]
You didn't post ******* picture.
#229 to #1 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#313 to #1 - viceraunt (11/26/2013) [-]
**viceraunt rolled user sixroller **
dash gives this member good blowjobs
User avatar #314 to #313 - dashgamer (11/26/2013) [-]
Actually, I only give one user blowjobs.
#71 to #1 - hopskotch (07/31/2013) [-]
Technically that's assault on her part, CALL THE FUZZ ON THAT BITCH.
#72 to #71 - dashgamer (07/31/2013) [-]
But... I don't want it to stop.
#126 to #1 - zorororonoa (07/31/2013) [-]
MFW I know what that is from
User avatar #134 to #1 - thegofuckyourself (07/31/2013) [-]
[MAD] 「GONG」 Hand-drawn PV (w/ English subtitles)

this is the source, for those of you who have evaded the weird part of you tube
#191 to #134 - waffies (08/01/2013) [-]
Thats 10x more fabulous than i ever thought it was going to be, and i loved it. Why are there not more gifs of it??
Thats 10x more fabulous than i ever thought it was going to be, and i loved it. Why are there not more gifs of it??
#2 to #1 - wholesomeburn (07/31/2013) [-]
MFW I watch you get slapped and maced from across the street.
MFW I watch you get slapped and maced from across the street.
#4 to #2 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
MFW i try that after you and it work
User avatar #237 to #4 - thelordofrepost (08/01/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T ******* SAY MFW WITHOUT A PICTURE
User avatar #279 to #237 - whoofwho (08/01/2013) [-]
Unless you're doing MFW I don't have a face.
#194 to #2 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#103 - brocktox (07/31/2013) [-]
Relevant story:   
   
Went to eat at Subway near a University (where all of the good looking girls in the state are at, apparently) and a chick with a butt that wouldn't quit was dining in the booth in front of the one I was eating in.   
She gets up, and I can't help but stare. Those yoga pants, tho.   
She saw me looking and she gave me this look that just said "I know, right?"
Relevant story:

Went to eat at Subway near a University (where all of the good looking girls in the state are at, apparently) and a chick with a butt that wouldn't quit was dining in the booth in front of the one I was eating in.
She gets up, and I can't help but stare. Those yoga pants, tho.
She saw me looking and she gave me this look that just said "I know, right?"
#64 - residentblackman (07/31/2013) [-]
"A-are you looking at my ass?"
"Bitch, I might be!"
User avatar #259 to #64 - megusters ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
I love that game.
User avatar #69 to #64 - commandershit (07/31/2013) [-]
goddamnit , that cought me off-guard , have a thumb
#13 - davidteninch (07/31/2013) [-]
Oh please, she knew this was coming the moment she put on those pants.
User avatar #45 to #13 - trolljunkusa (07/31/2013) [-]
yeah but she wanted a black guy instead
#208 to #45 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#143 to #7 - weeswifty (07/31/2013) [-]
Looks like it got popular 1stimpact...
#144 to #143 - weeswifty (07/31/2013) [-]
Care to share something with ALL of us?
#233 to #144 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #290 to #7 - lstimpact (08/01/2013) [-]
As it turns out, this was user weeswifty's idea

Would be unfair not to give him the credit
User avatar #159 to #7 - casualbro (07/31/2013) [-]
I think we're witnessing the birth of a new meme!
User avatar #232 to #159 - samjamfan (08/01/2013) [-]
i agree with this thumbed downed cpmment
#239 to #7 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
That is my fetish.
#182 - guanyu (08/01/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, in real life.
User avatar #119 to #58 - nephis (07/31/2013) [-]
and as always, have nice day
he looks like FPS Russia
User avatar #187 to #11 - occamsrazor (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh I'm a biology major. Thinking about switching to geology though.
User avatar #59 to #11 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm... a psych major... close enough?
User avatar #48 to #11 - greenstrongworld (07/31/2013) [-]
You mean ass **** right?
#209 to #48 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#212 to #209 - greenstrongworld (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm Asian and I claim this to be false.
Pic related it's me.
#255 to #212 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
My god do you look like a tremendous phanact
#234 to #212 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO COVER UP THAT YOU CAN READ MINDS!!!!!!!!
#95 - Freelon (07/31/2013) [-]
Swiggity Swooty
Swiggity Swooty
#26 - solution (07/31/2013) [-]
what the **** is wrong with his arms
User avatar #92 to #26 - studyofwumbology (07/31/2013) [-]
Well I believe that the solution to your answer is that he is secretly the spaghetti man.
User avatar #120 to #26 - wtfduud (07/31/2013) [-]
He watched too much Adventure Time.
#70 to #26 - adolfsatan (07/31/2013) [-]
He's DYING ok?
User avatar #31 to #26 - AlanbalMIT (07/31/2013) [-]
what the **** with his eyes too...they're just 2 dots!
User avatar #36 to #31 - Silver Quantum (07/31/2013) [-]
wtf is wrong with his his entire body, and the background? it's only black and white
User avatar #53 to #39 - crazyoljew (07/31/2013) [-]
Fukken saved
#210 to #53 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #278 to #39 - metalbeasteg (08/01/2013) [-]
This will absolutely come in handy.
User avatar #14 - screencleaner (07/31/2013) [-]
Tit for Tat {The Kloons}
User avatar #217 to #14 - majormoron (08/01/2013) [-]
Well worth the 3 minutes. Thanks bro.
#15 to #14 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Why are we not thumbing this up ?
User avatar #24 to #15 - ronyx (07/31/2013) [-]
Ain't nobody got time for dat.
User avatar #17 to #15 - eddymolly (07/31/2013) [-]
Because its a video
User avatar #22 to #14 - lordreginald (07/31/2013) [-]
Alpha as ****
User avatar #18 to #14 - huszti (07/31/2013) [-]
this is like one of the most logical but least realistical videos existing.
#19 to #14 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
And this video assumes that a women overreacting would agree to a logical argument.
#211 to #19 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #5 - arziben (07/31/2013) [-]
if this was true I wouldn't be a virgin
User avatar #16 to #5 - mcatheistnuggets (07/31/2013) [-]
The feels.
#171 - tehtrollface (07/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#121 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
#161 to #121 - alarmdemon (07/31/2013) [-]
[criminal scums internally.]
#170 - arstya (07/31/2013) [-]
He was then accused of rape.
He was then accused of rape.
#185 to #170 - spanishninja ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
HFW
User avatar #284 to #203 - entarasu (08/01/2013) [-]
is that bioshock i dont remember her
User avatar #304 to #284 - imortalpig (08/01/2013) [-]
Its Elizabeth in the new Bioshock Infinite DLC, Buried at Sea
#148 to #146 - warioteam (07/31/2013) [-]
ech
thumbnails
#68 - crazyolitis (07/31/2013) [-]
It can also be the other way around...
#85 to #68 - kaycie (07/31/2013) [-]
I actually hate guy butts   
especially if they're particularly round, it just looks like a woman's
I actually hate guy butts
especially if they're particularly round, it just looks like a woman's
User avatar #102 to #85 - misturzero (07/31/2013) [-]
You're also single
#104 to #102 - kaycie (07/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #105 to #104 - misturzero (07/31/2013) [-]
Not meaning to be rude, just pointing out the truth that as humans we are WAY too damn picky.
User avatar #109 to #105 - kaycie (07/31/2013) [-]
If a future boyfriend has a bubble butt I'm sure I wouldn't mind, I just don't see how girls can look at random guys and say "look at dat ass" "he has a perfect ass"
It's not something I look at when I see a good looking guy lol
User avatar #112 to #109 - misturzero (07/31/2013) [-]
btw i love Leslie.
User avatar #111 to #109 - misturzero (07/31/2013) [-]
Everyone looks at different things and have their own tastes. I was not at all trying to be a prick, I was doing an experiment to see if I was correct. "To each their own."
User avatar #107 to #104 - spceinvdr (07/31/2013) [-]
Oh he mad he mad
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