Assvolution. . 91 new ALTHOUGH. I COULD SWEAR THAT, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. YOUR BUTT WAS BACK AT IT TALKED TO MEI- LOOKED INTO MT SOUL. REALLY? THAT' S TOUR EXCUSE Assvolution 91 new ALTHOUGH I COULD SWEAR THAT FOR A BRIEF MOMENT YOUR BUTT WAS BACK AT IT TALKED TO MEI- LOOKED INTO MT SOUL REALLY? THAT' S TOUR EXCUSE
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ALTHOUGH. I COULD SWEAR
THAT, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT.
YOUR BUTT WAS
BACK AT
IT TALKED TO MEI-
LOOKED INTO MT SOUL.
REALLY? THAT' S
TOUR EXCUSE?
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#1 - dashgamer
Reply +550
(07/31/2013) [-]
MFW I get slapped and maced before I can finish my dissertation on why I want to tap that booty.
#9 to #1 - staticwolf
Reply -1
(07/31/2013) [-]
MFW you think you have that level of charisma.
#10 to #9 - dashgamer
Reply +9
(07/31/2013) [-]
My level of charisma is certainly enough to get maced in the face. I think that's the same for pretty much everyone.
#236 to #9 - thelordofrepost
Reply -2
(08/01/2013) [-]
You didn't post ******* picture.
#313 to #1 - viceraunt
Reply -1
(11/26/2013) [-]
**viceraunt rolled user sixroller **
dash gives this member good blowjobs
#314 to #313 - dashgamer
Reply 0
(11/26/2013) [-]
Actually, I only give one user blowjobs.
#71 to #1 - hopskotch
Reply 0
(07/31/2013) [-]
Technically that's assault on her part, CALL THE FUZZ ON THAT BITCH.
#72 to #71 - dashgamer
Reply +5
(07/31/2013) [-]
But... I don't want it to stop.
#229 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#126 to #1 - zorororonoa
Reply +2
(07/31/2013) [-]
MFW I know what that is from
#134 to #1 - thegofuckyourself
Reply +9
(07/31/2013) [-]
[MAD] 「GONG」 Hand-drawn PV (w/ English subtitles)

this is the source, for those of you who have evaded the weird part of you tube
#191 to #134 - waffies ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/01/2013) [-]
Thats 10x more fabulous than i ever thought it was going to be, and i loved it. Why are there not more gifs of it??
Thats 10x more fabulous than i ever thought it was going to be, and i loved it. Why are there not more gifs of it??
#168 to #134 - ronbon
Reply +1
(07/31/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - wholesomeburn
Reply +44
(07/31/2013) [-]
MFW I watch you get slapped and maced from across the street.
MFW I watch you get slapped and maced from across the street.
#194 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#4 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(07/31/2013) [-]
MFW i try that after you and it work
#237 to #4 - thelordofrepost
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T ******* SAY MFW WITHOUT A PICTURE
#279 to #237 - whoofwho
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
Unless you're doing MFW I don't have a face.
#6 - holeymoley
Reply +352
(07/31/2013) [-]
#37 to #6 - derak
Reply +12
(07/31/2013) [-]
#25 to #6 - dewydonut
Reply +48
(07/31/2013) [-]
Watch it there brother
Watch it there brother
#40 to #25 - spankidanki
Reply +13
(07/31/2013) [-]
hell yea gamer poop
hell yea gamer poop
#7 - lstimpact
Reply +272
(07/31/2013) [-]
#159 to #7 - casualbro
Reply -5
(07/31/2013) [-]
I think we're witnessing the birth of a new meme!
#232 to #159 - samjamfan
Reply -3
(08/01/2013) [-]
i agree with this thumbed downed cpmment
#143 to #7 - weeswifty
Reply 0
(07/31/2013) [-]
Looks like it got popular 1stimpact...
#144 to #143 - weeswifty
Reply +3
(07/31/2013) [-]
Care to share something with ALL of us?
#233 to #144 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#239 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
That is my fetish.
#290 to #7 - lstimpact
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
As it turns out, this was user weeswifty's idea

Would be unfair not to give him the credit
#28 - derricktwo
Reply +215
(07/31/2013) [-]
#65 to #28 - oliball
Reply +5
(07/31/2013) [-]
you cant just say you lift while being a pencil necked phanact with toothpick calves of prepubescent ethiopian poverty standards
#207 to #65 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#13 - davidteninch
Reply +153
(07/31/2013) [-]
Oh please, she knew this was coming the moment she put on those pants.
#45 to #13 - trolljunkusa
Reply -8
(07/31/2013) [-]
yeah but she wanted a black guy instead
#208 to #45 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#26 - solution
Reply +69
(07/31/2013) [-]
what the **** is wrong with his arms
#92 to #26 - studyofwumbology
Reply +1
(07/31/2013) [-]
Well I believe that the solution to your answer is that he is secretly the spaghetti man.
#120 to #26 - wtfduud
Reply +2
(07/31/2013) [-]
He watched too much Adventure Time.
#70 to #26 - adolfsatan
Reply +3
(07/31/2013) [-]
He's DYING ok?
#31 to #26 - AlanbalMIT
Reply +9
(07/31/2013) [-]
what the **** with his eyes too...they're just 2 dots!
#36 to #31 - Silver Quantum
Reply +18
(07/31/2013) [-]
wtf is wrong with his his entire body, and the background? it's only black and white
#39 to #36 - pleebnutbubber
Reply +129
(07/31/2013) [-]
#53 to #39 - crazyoljew
Reply +7
(07/31/2013) [-]
Fukken saved
#210 to #53 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#271 to #210 - crazyoljew
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
Go away
#278 to #39 - metalbeasteg
Reply +1
(08/01/2013) [-]
This will absolutely come in handy.
#261 to #39 - cabbagesex
Reply +1
(08/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 - UberCreep
Reply +101
(07/31/2013) [-]
#187 to #11 - occamsrazor
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
Oh I'm a biology major. Thinking about switching to geology though.
#59 to #11 - Sethorein
Reply +1
(07/31/2013) [-]
I'm... a psych major... close enough?
#48 to #11 - greenstrongworld
Reply +3
(07/31/2013) [-]
You mean ass **** right?
#209 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#212 to #209 - greenstrongworld
Reply -2
(08/01/2013) [-]
I'm Asian and I claim this to be false.
Pic related it's me.
#255 to #212 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
My god do you look like a tremendous phanact
#234 to #212 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO COVER UP THAT YOU CAN READ MINDS!!!!!!!!
#103 - brocktox
Reply +64
(07/31/2013) [-]
Relevant story:   
   
Went to eat at Subway near a University (where all of the good looking girls in the state are at, apparently) and a chick with a butt that wouldn't quit was dining in the booth in front of the one I was eating in.   
She gets up, and I can't help but stare. Those yoga pants, tho.   
She saw me looking and she gave me this look that just said "I know, right?"
Relevant story:

Went to eat at Subway near a University (where all of the good looking girls in the state are at, apparently) and a chick with a butt that wouldn't quit was dining in the booth in front of the one I was eating in.
She gets up, and I can't help but stare. Those yoga pants, tho.
She saw me looking and she gave me this look that just said "I know, right?"
#14 - screencleaner
Reply +60
(07/31/2013) [-]
Tit for Tat {The Kloons}
#15 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(07/31/2013) [-]
Why are we not thumbing this up ?
#24 to #15 - ronyx
Reply +4
(07/31/2013) [-]
Ain't nobody got time for dat.
#17 to #15 - eddymolly
Reply 0
(07/31/2013) [-]
Because its a video
#19 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(07/31/2013) [-]
And this video assumes that a women overreacting would agree to a logical argument.
#211 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#62 to #14 - persevs ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/31/2013) [-]
#217 to #14 - majormoron ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
Well worth the 3 minutes. Thanks bro.
#22 to #14 - lordreginald
Reply +3
(07/31/2013) [-]
Alpha as ****
#18 to #14 - huszti
Reply +8
(07/31/2013) [-]
this is like one of the most logical but least realistical videos existing.
#64 - residentblackman
Reply +53
(07/31/2013) [-]
"A-are you looking at my ass?"
"Bitch, I might be!"
#259 to #64 - megusters
Reply 0
(08/01/2013) [-]
I love that game.
#69 to #64 - commandershit
Reply +4
(07/31/2013) [-]
goddamnit , that cought me off-guard , have a thumb