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So I buy this girl a Fink at the
bar and you know what she
hands it to her
boyfrend . . . mammalia that wouid
piss me affort it was *******
hilareous watching drink that
MA HF. AND
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User avatar #3 - fyaq (07/31/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I met this really hot girl at the bar, she tossed me her address and said "come over later noone will be home"

I went over later expecting to get laid, but noone was home.
User avatar #1 - iwanttousenumbers (07/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I bought a girl a drink at the bar the other day and we talked for a bit and then she went back to her friends and said "Come find me later." So I said I would thinking that I was going to get laid for sure and then I puked and got kicked out of the bar and couldn't find her again.

#10 - casualbro (07/31/2013) [-]
So I went to the bar and ordered a tall chocolate milk for this babe beside me...
#44 - fuckincanuck (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I LIKE HOW OP CREDITED THE COMEDIAN HE QUOTED.
#91 to #44 - ironlak (08/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - srskate (08/01/2013) [+] (61 replies)
I don't necessarily understand why that would piss him off. help?
#30 to #25 - jeffbstupid (08/01/2013) [-]
he's probably more pissed that she didn't tell him she was taken until after he already spent money on her.
User avatar #8 - mexicandudeinsd (07/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yesterday I was in a bar and saw this cute chick so i started talking to her and she ended up giving me her apt address so i tried to swing by later that night to her apartment expecting to get laid but i dropped my spaghetti while driving there and couldnt make it.



im really bad at this.....wheres comment 2?
User avatar #21 to #8 - jacksipian ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
you failed horribly, go to /b/ thats where you can truly learn the art of spaghettipasta
User avatar #20 - delphine (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I never accept drinks from anyone unless I know them very well and they are persistent. 1) I don't feel comfortable with other people paying for me 2) I don't like that when some guys assume I am obligated to grind/makeout/sleep with them just because they bought me a drink (even though I didn't ask them to) and 3) I've had friends who have been roofied and the idea terrifies me
#16 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Is Prince William doing stand-up now?
User avatar #12 - icameheretotroll (08/01/2013) [-]
There's a new thing to do with my morning wood
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