Cuddle. . com. May I put this on the record... I am of the male gender...But I really like to cuddle. I will leave whatever I am doing; just to cuddle. I have no idea why thou Cuddle com May I put this on the record am of male gender But really like to cuddle will leave whatever doing; just have no idea why thou
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#2 - navywannabe
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(07/30/2013) [-]
May I put this on the record...
I am of the male gender...But I really like to cuddle.
I will leave whatever I am doing; just to cuddle.
I have no idea why though.
#19 to #2 - insanefreak
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I don't think there are that many guys (douchebags excluded) who dislike cuddling.
#25 to #2 - prjctecho
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I whole-heartedly agree and support this.

A man's gotta have his lovins.
#34 to #2 - pryhuss
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Because the feeling of making your gf/bf happy is a better feeling than playing videogames or doing whatever. Oh, and you get to have tits pressed against you.
Because the feeling of making your gf/bf happy is a better feeling than playing videogames or doing whatever. Oh, and you get to have tits pressed against you.
#30 to #2 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I ******* love cuddling with my girl, especially after sex, i lie on my back and she puts her head on my arm and a leg on top over one of mine and i can feel her pussy juice on my thigh...**** yea
#48 to #2 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
You will be strongly respected by your partners for this.
#125 to #2 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
phanact
#229 to #2 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
because you like dat ass on ur junk. thats why
#106 to #2 - hedgieman
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(07/31/2013) [-]
It's cool until you get that awkward half boner and try to keep it down.
#107 to #2 - Visual
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I just got a gf on Sunday and I loved cuddling with her. I get what you mean, it feels nice.
#131 to #2 - sirfiiddlesticks
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(07/31/2013) [-]
me too.
#249 to #2 - hauntzor
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(07/31/2013) [-]
>listens to Slayer
>likes cuddling

Can I just go gay for you please
#267 to #249 - navywannabe
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Yes you may.
#3 to #2 - Chuggaaconroy
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(07/30/2013) [-]
you sir are not alone i also enjoy cuddling
#4 to #3 - navywannabe
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(07/30/2013) [-]
But the sad thing is I never really had a girlfriend. I like cuddling...Just no one to share that with.
#59 to #4 - jellybaby
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(07/31/2013) [-]
You should get a teddybear. (:
#63 to #4 - fuzzieboy
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(07/31/2013) [-]
#76 to #2 - commontroll
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Because cuddling is the ****. As somebody who expresses affection through physical touch and quality time, it's the best way for me to show my girlfriend that I care about her. She has the same love language, so it works out quite well.
#13 to #2 - vicsix
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I like it too. It feels safe, and even though I'm a stick skinny guy, girls say I give really soft warm hugs.
#20 to #13 - zenith
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I'm the same here....
#257 to #2 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Here here
#27 to #2 - Kairyuka
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I'd love to try it once.
#164 to #2 - richardw
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Because cuddling is awesome except for the dead arm and awkward boner i get....but hey shes happy so why not
#110 to #2 - ilovetocuddle
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Your not alone bro,
#69 to #2 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
because you're gay
/thread
#71 to #69 - fuzdohraa
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(07/31/2013) [-]
a you are not on /b, b just because a guy likes to cuddle doesnt mean he is gay, and c you are just pissed because you have never gotten anything EVER
#72 to #2 - kez
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Insecurity issues.

Scared she will leave you and find someone better.
#40 to #2 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
apparently more men than women like to cuddle. statistically. psychology
#32 to #2 - poyzun ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Cuddling is the ****** best thing on the planet
#89 to #32 - meuk ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
what about Twinkies?
#268 to #89 - navywannabe
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Those died...So cuddling is the next best thing.
#274 to #268 - poyzun ONLINE
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(08/01/2013) [-]
They're actually back
#278 to #274 - navywannabe
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(08/02/2013) [-]
By a different company. I know, I've had one. They are not the same saddly.
#162 to #2 - Viggiator
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(07/31/2013) [-]
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#26 to #2 - habasparkz
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(07/31/2013) [-]
19 people and counting agree with you. Including me.

<-What happens after the cuddle...
#5 to #2 - Nahyon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
You say it like it is weird for a male to enjoy cuddling
#6 to #5 - navywannabe
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Well with today's media you kind of have to watch out. It seems like when we do/enjoy something like cuddling we turn unmanly. I'm not saying anyone is unmaly for enjoying it. But it's how the media portrays men.
#7 to #6 - Nahyon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
like you have to give a **** about that, cuddle the **** out everyone c:
#8 to #7 - navywannabe
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I would like too...but read my comment to Chuggaaconroy.
#9 to #8 - Nahyon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Well, there are plenty of other things to enjoy, it's not like that everything is lost now since you've got nothing to ... cuddle
#10 to #9 - navywannabe
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Oh yeah I know...but it would be nice to have a girl.
#28 to #10 - hydraetis
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Story of many a man's life
#35 to #6 - graenko
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(07/31/2013) [-]
real men do what they want without giving a ****
#243 to #6 - thereoncewasaman
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(07/31/2013) [-]
How is it unmanly to cuddle though? "Excuse me while I go press my body up against the body of a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if that's what you're into to) and enjoy the physical contact. Ain't nothing unmanly about rubbing your half-chub against some girls back.
#204 to #6 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Who cares if you turn "unmanly". Cuddling and physical contact actually release chemicals in your brain that make you care about someone more. Either that or your penis turns into the hulk, I cant remember which one it is.
#101 to #6 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Cuddling with your girl and not giving a **** is manly.

Just like loving your mother. If she deserves it, that is.

That stuff is pure testosterone.

But all that turns to **** as soon as you doubt yourself.
#65 - mankey
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(07/31/2013) [-]
#93 to #65 - drastronomy
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#99 to #93 - breadbasket
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Anyone who needs a mechanical keyboard to help them play games is a casual.

I use a regular mouse (two buttons and a scroll wheel) and I've got four spells bound to it.

The rest of them are bound around WASD, including variations like Shift + (key) Ctrl + (key) and Alt + (key)
#212 to #99 - rhiaanor
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Are you trying to say you don't want a mechanical keyboard? They are wonderful for various reasons.
#143 to #99 - drastronomy
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Help?

Youre talking about macros. A mechanical keyboard is a keyboard that essentially just has a shorter responstime, has rollover and antighosting.
#141 to #99 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
When a keyboard is mechanical, it doesn't give it a bunch of macro buttons. No, no, no. Much harder to think of, it makes the ******* keyboard sturdier because it not some weak-ass plastic keyboard and doesn't just functions per some electrics.
#105 to #93 - MatthewsGauss
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(07/31/2013) [-]
mechanical keyboards are ******* annoying for anyone but the user because everyone in a 2 mile radius can hear you clacking that ****
#188 to #105 - mattmuch
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Hi MatthewsGauss
#189 to #188 - MatthewsGauss
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(07/31/2013) [-]
hi
hi
#191 to #189 - mattmuch
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(07/31/2013) [-]
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#142 to #105 - drastronomy
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(07/31/2013) [-]
There are different kinds of keysel


Blue, red, brown, etc..
blue clicks like hell, but red is silent.
#197 to #65 - infiniteduress
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(07/31/2013) [-]
ew is that diablo 3?

That is just disgusting.
#128 to #65 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Who's taking the picture?
#228 to #128 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Their butler.
#135 to #65 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Why does she get the desktop?
#224 to #135 - thephantur
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(07/31/2013) [-]
True love.
#222 to #65 - notstill
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(07/31/2013) [-]
#100 to #65 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account**
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Take off the pants and this could be a fun sex position.
#126 to #100 - cloakedone
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Take off the pants and it is already a sex position. It's called the Timebomb

penetration is low(shallow do to the distance to make up), control is minimum, and get uncomfortable after 20 minutes, would not recommend as a guy
Girlfriend says its awesome, i dont think so
#12 - nuclearderp
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I'd have no issues cuddling, especially if I actually care for the girl, or if she's someone I like at least. I'd probably have to be pried off with a crowbar.




I'm so lonely...
#66 to #12 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
no one ******* cares, loser.
#16 to #12 - mikemacho
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Dont worry, you will find someone one day. Me, beta, not that good looking, found the cutest girl and now together for a year now. Never give up, bro!
#68 to #12 - niggernazi
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(07/31/2013) [-]
buy a waifu
#18 to #12 - insanefreak
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Never give up, never.

And this is coming from a guy who's currently in the house of a girl he met on Omegle, who lives in a different country.

Just to say, nothing is impossible. Just don't give up and keep going forward.
#23 to #18 - jacencaedus
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(07/31/2013) [-]
she know's that you're there right?
#96 to #23 - ihaveakeyboard
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(07/31/2013) [-]
hahahahaha, alright, you are a genius
#33 - trollmobile ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
hah, when i visited my girlfriend i was the one cuddeling with her legs while she was playing minecraft

though we did cuddle propperly inbetween.
#54 to #33 - courgettequeen
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(07/31/2013) [-]
my boyfriend has to go through this. ill get up from my chair and sit with him on the sofa but i wont stop playing the game....until something interesting comes on tv and i become distracted enough for him to take my laptop.
#113 to #33 - thescorn **User deleted account**
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Ya did what now with my daughter?
#129 to #113 - trollmobile ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
cuddled her.
this is non-sexually implied, genuine cuddeling.
#172 to #33 - garymotherfingoak
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(07/31/2013) [-]
you didnt deserve those red thumbs. you're a victim of the bandwagon effect.
#177 to #172 - trollmobile ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
it's k, i stopped caring about thumbs a year ago.
bandwagon effect happens every time, both positive and negative.
#111 to #33 - wtfduud
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(07/31/2013) [-]
ok
#36 to #33 - taurusguy ONLINE
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#37 to #36 - trollmobile ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
there's a person like you everywhere all the time
people like you are ****** people.
#67 to #37 - darshian
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Says the trollmobile.
#38 to #37 - taurusguy ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
How am i ******? Where did you get that.
#39 to #38 - trollmobile ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
"oh this person said something that happened"
"CUL STORY BUH!!!"
#41 to #39 - taurusguy ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Prove that it actually happened, otherwise its just a story.
#42 to #41 - trollmobile ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
1. why do i need to prove anything to you?
2. go away cancerface, it's 11am and i haven't slept yet, i have no patience for dickwads like you right now.
#43 to #42 - taurusguy ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
1. Why post it then? Nobody cares
2. Its 12AM over here and i havent slept either.
#44 to #43 - trollmobile ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
because it was related to the content and i felt like sharing.
then you came in being a dick, and i responded in the same manner.
#45 to #44 - taurusguy ONLINE
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(07/31/2013) [-]
It was related to the content so i felt like sharing...i still dont get your comment fully, in between what did you cuddle?
I dont have time for this pety quarrel so i wont respond anymore, but remember, nobody gives a ****
#98 - bodaciousbrian
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(07/31/2013) [-]
To be fair to all people who think that not taking advantage of cuddling with their girl is ridiculous, it does actually get annoying after about 6 months or so. Even sex does, sometimes you just wanna play video games, you know man?
#122 to #98 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
No. 9 months later, I would turn off my xbox without saving after completing 5 dungeons, 2 daedric quests, and 10 missions, just to cuddle with her.
#183 to #122 - kriterion
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Well yeah. You cuddle after you get **** done.
#226 to #122 - jeegusithus
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(07/31/2013) [-]
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#163 to #98 - anon
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Oh boy do I know how this works.
#123 to #98 - cloakedone
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Finally someone who understands. Literally evey othe comment is "IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND*, i'd cuddle whenever"
Truse me, no you ******* wouldn't. And saying you would is the reason the IF always stays IF.

but i digress, thank you for speaking against them
#157 - eringe
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Just going to say, there's a LOT of people here complaining with the 'if I had a girlfriend' card... really?
Just because he isn't cuddling her every second doesn't make him an ass. Sometimes I want to cuddle with my boyfriend so I'll wait if he's on a game, same vice versa. Its not a big deal..
#159 to #157 - fizzor
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I like your style.
#161 to #157 - thatscrewedupkid
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(07/31/2013) [-]
my gf gets mad if i want to play skyrim for just three hours
#168 to #161 - gengetsu
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(07/31/2013) [-]
If she gets mad at for you are, I'd say dump her.
#207 to #161 - babbylicious
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(07/31/2013) [-]
As she should. However if you really want to play for that long, dump her.
#221 to #207 - thatscrewedupkid
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(07/31/2013) [-]
long? thats not long at all
#166 to #157 - holycrapimacupcake
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Nicely done.
#158 to #157 - bdawg
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(07/31/2013) [-]
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#185 to #157 - weenieandthebutt
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I understand how no one should resort being the clingy type to cuddle 24/7 but there are actually guys out there who are really neglectful with their girlfriends and would rather spend 12 hours straight on the Xbox. It pisses me off because these type of guys take their hot girlfriends for granted where there are others out there (especially us betas) who'd kill and do anything for those sort of girlfriends. I remember spending my entire summers working out intensely trying to get a good body, going on really strict diets where I even went through a borderline anorexic phase (I wasn't even fat but I just wanted abs so badly), trying to overcome certain social barriers but only to get shunned or rejected. Yes, I sound like a bitter cunt. Yes, rape me with red thumbs but I stand by my view. It's like saying kids may find their parents annoying but compared to an orphan, they don't realise what they have once they don't have it anymore.
/end rant
#55 - shadowthedark
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I don't have a problem with cuddling...
#77 to #55 - hypnoso
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I feel you
#102 to #77 - derpyhuman
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Now cuddle
#241 - spoonhero **User deleted account**
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(07/31/2013) [-]
**spoonhero rolls 00**
#78 - betesta
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Your boyfriends face when the solution
#215 to #78 - emohandsanitizer
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#121 to #78 - marxsman
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#151 - seventh
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Those are some fat ****** toes.