Cuddle. . com. May I put this on the record... I am of the male gender...But I really like to cuddle. I will leave whatever I am doing; just to cuddle. I have no idea why thou


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#12 - nuclearderp (07/31/2013) [-]
I'd have no issues cuddling, especially if I actually care for the girl, or if she's someone I like at least. I'd probably have to be pried off with a crowbar.

I'm so lonely...
#66 to #12 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
no one ******* cares, loser.
User avatar #16 to #12 - mikemacho (07/31/2013) [-]
Dont worry, you will find someone one day. Me, beta, not that good looking, found the cutest girl and now together for a year now. Never give up, bro!
User avatar #68 to #12 - niggernazi (07/31/2013) [-]
buy a waifu
#18 to #12 - insanefreak ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Never give up, never.

And this is coming from a guy who's currently in the house of a girl he met on Omegle, who lives in a different country.

Just to say, nothing is impossible. Just don't give up and keep going forward.
User avatar #23 to #18 - jacencaedus ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
she know's that you're there right?
#96 to #23 - ihaveakeyboard (07/31/2013) [-]
hahahahaha, alright, you are a genius
#65 - mankey (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #93 - breadbasket (07/31/2013) [-]
Anyone who needs a mechanical keyboard to help them play games is a casual.

I use a regular mouse (two buttons and a scroll wheel) and I've got four spells bound to it.

The rest of them are bound around WASD, including variations like Shift + (key) Ctrl + (key) and Alt + (key)
#141 to #99 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
When a keyboard is mechanical, it doesn't give it a bunch of macro buttons. No, no, no. Much harder to think of, it makes the ******* keyboard sturdier because it not some weak-ass plastic keyboard and doesn't just functions per some electrics.
User avatar #212 to #99 - rhiaanor (07/31/2013) [-]
Are you trying to say you don't want a mechanical keyboard? They are wonderful for various reasons.
User avatar #143 to #99 - drastronomy (07/31/2013) [-]

Youre talking about macros. A mechanical keyboard is a keyboard that essentially just has a shorter responstime, has rollover and antighosting.
User avatar #105 to #93 - MatthewsGauss (07/31/2013) [-]
mechanical keyboards are ******* annoying for anyone but the user because everyone in a 2 mile radius can hear you clacking that ****
User avatar #188 to #105 - mattmuch (07/31/2013) [-]
Hi MatthewsGauss
User avatar #142 to #105 - drastronomy (07/31/2013) [-]
There are different kinds of keysel

Blue, red, brown, etc..
blue clicks like hell, but red is silent.
#197 to #65 - infiniteduress (07/31/2013) [-]
ew is that diablo 3?

That is just disgusting.
#128 to #65 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Who's taking the picture?
#228 to #128 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Their butler.
User avatar #100 to #65 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
Take off the pants and this could be a fun sex position.
#126 to #100 - cloakedone (07/31/2013) [-]
Take off the pants and it is already a sex position. It's called the Timebomb

penetration is low(shallow do to the distance to make up), control is minimum, and get uncomfortable after 20 minutes, would not recommend as a guy
Girlfriend says its awesome, i dont think so
#135 to #65 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Why does she get the desktop?
User avatar #224 to #135 - thephantur (07/31/2013) [-]
True love.
User avatar #2 - navywannabe (07/30/2013) [-]
May I put this on the record...
I am of the male gender...But I really like to cuddle.
I will leave whatever I am doing; just to cuddle.
I have no idea why though.
#30 to #2 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
I ******* love cuddling with my girl, especially after sex, i lie on my back and she puts her head on my arm and a leg on top over one of mine and i can feel her pussy juice on my thigh... **** yea
User avatar #32 to #2 - poyzun (07/31/2013) [-]
Cuddling is the ****** best thing on the planet
User avatar #89 to #32 - meuk (07/31/2013) [-]
what about Twinkies?
User avatar #268 to #89 - navywannabe (07/31/2013) [-]
Those died...So cuddling is the next best thing.
User avatar #274 to #268 - poyzun (08/01/2013) [-]
They're actually back
User avatar #278 to #274 - navywannabe (08/02/2013) [-]
By a different company. I know, I've had one. They are not the same saddly.
#5 to #2 - Nahyon (07/30/2013) [-]
You say it like it is weird for a male to enjoy cuddling
User avatar #6 to #5 - navywannabe (07/30/2013) [-]
Well with today's media you kind of have to watch out. It seems like when we do/enjoy something like cuddling we turn unmanly. I'm not saying anyone is unmaly for enjoying it. But it's how the media portrays men.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Nahyon (07/30/2013) [-]
like you have to give a **** about that, cuddle the **** out everyone c:
User avatar #8 to #7 - navywannabe (07/30/2013) [-]
I would like too...but read my comment to Chuggaaconroy.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Nahyon (07/30/2013) [-]
Well, there are plenty of other things to enjoy, it's not like that everything is lost now since you've got nothing to ... cuddle
User avatar #10 to #9 - navywannabe (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh yeah I know...but it would be nice to have a girl.
User avatar #28 to #10 - hydraetis (07/31/2013) [-]
Story of many a man's life
#35 to #6 - graenko (07/31/2013) [-]
real men do what they want without giving a ****
User avatar #243 to #6 - thereoncewasaman (07/31/2013) [-]
How is it unmanly to cuddle though? "Excuse me while I go press my body up against the body of a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if that's what you're into to) and enjoy the physical contact. Ain't nothing unmanly about rubbing your half-chub against some girls back.
#101 to #6 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Cuddling with your girl and not giving a **** is manly.

Just like loving your mother. If she deserves it, that is.

That stuff is pure testosterone.

But all that turns to **** as soon as you doubt yourself.
#204 to #6 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Who cares if you turn "unmanly". Cuddling and physical contact actually release chemicals in your brain that make you care about someone more. Either that or your penis turns into the hulk, I cant remember which one it is.
User avatar #164 to #2 - richardw (07/31/2013) [-]
Because cuddling is awesome except for the dead arm and awkward boner i get....but hey shes happy so why not
#257 to #2 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Here here
#69 to #2 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
because you're gay
#71 to #69 - fuzdohraa (07/31/2013) [-]
a you are not on /b, b just because a guy likes to cuddle doesnt mean he is gay, and c you are just pissed because you have never gotten anything EVER
#19 to #2 - insanefreak ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I don't think there are that many guys (douchebags excluded) who dislike cuddling.
#48 to #2 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
You will be strongly respected by your partners for this.
User avatar #107 to #2 - Visual (07/31/2013) [-]
I just got a gf on Sunday and I loved cuddling with her. I get what you mean, it feels nice.
User avatar #131 to #2 - sirfiiddlesticks (07/31/2013) [-]
me too.
#249 to #2 - hauntzor (07/31/2013) [-]
>listens to Slayer
>likes cuddling

Can I just go gay for you please
User avatar #267 to #249 - navywannabe (07/31/2013) [-]
Yes you may.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Chuggaaconroy (07/30/2013) [-]
you sir are not alone i also enjoy cuddling
User avatar #4 to #3 - navywannabe (07/30/2013) [-]
But the sad thing is I never really had a girlfriend. I like cuddling...Just no one to share that with.
User avatar #59 to #4 - jellybaby (07/31/2013) [-]
You should get a teddybear. (:
User avatar #76 to #2 - commontroll (07/31/2013) [-]
Because cuddling is the **** . As somebody who expresses affection through physical touch and quality time, it's the best way for me to show my girlfriend that I care about her. She has the same love language, so it works out quite well.
#26 to #2 - habasparkz (07/31/2013) [-]
19 people and counting agree with you. Including me.

<-What happens after the cuddle...
User avatar #25 to #2 - prjctecho (07/31/2013) [-]
I whole-heartedly agree and support this.

A man's gotta have his lovins.
User avatar #106 to #2 - hedgieman (07/31/2013) [-]
It's cool until you get that awkward half boner and try to keep it down.
User avatar #13 to #2 - vicsix (07/31/2013) [-]
I like it too. It feels safe, and even though I'm a stick skinny guy, girls say I give really soft warm hugs.
User avatar #20 to #13 - zenith (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm the same here....
User avatar #27 to #2 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I'd love to try it once.
#162 to #2 - Viggiator ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #110 to #2 - ilovetocuddle (07/31/2013) [-]
Your not alone bro,
#229 to #2 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
because you like dat ass on ur junk. thats why
#72 to #2 - kez (07/31/2013) [-]
Insecurity issues.

Scared she will leave you and find someone better.
#125 to #2 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
#40 to #2 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
apparently more men than women like to cuddle. statistically. psychology
#34 to #2 - pryhuss (07/31/2013) [-]
Because the feeling of making your gf/bf happy is a better feeling than playing videogames or doing whatever. Oh, and you get to have tits pressed against you.
Because the feeling of making your gf/bf happy is a better feeling than playing videogames or doing whatever. Oh, and you get to have tits pressed against you.
#157 - eringe (07/31/2013) [-]
Just going to say, there's a LOT of people here complaining with the 'if I had a girlfriend' card... really?
Just because he isn't cuddling her every second doesn't make him an ass. Sometimes I want to cuddle with my boyfriend so I'll wait if he's on a game, same vice versa. Its not a big deal..
User avatar #159 to #157 - fizzor (07/31/2013) [-]
I like your style.
User avatar #161 to #157 - thatscrewedupkid (07/31/2013) [-]
my gf gets mad if i want to play skyrim for just three hours
#168 to #161 - gengetsu (07/31/2013) [-]
If she gets mad at for you are, I'd say dump her.
User avatar #207 to #161 - babbylicious (07/31/2013) [-]
As she should. However if you really want to play for that long, dump her.
User avatar #221 to #207 - thatscrewedupkid (07/31/2013) [-]
long? thats not long at all
User avatar #166 to #157 - holycrapimacupcake (07/31/2013) [-]
Nicely done.
#158 to #157 - bdawg (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #185 to #157 - weenieandthebutt (07/31/2013) [-]
I understand how no one should resort being the clingy type to cuddle 24/7 but there are actually guys out there who are really neglectful with their girlfriends and would rather spend 12 hours straight on the Xbox. It pisses me off because these type of guys take their hot girlfriends for granted where there are others out there (especially us betas) who'd kill and do anything for those sort of girlfriends. I remember spending my entire summers working out intensely trying to get a good body, going on really strict diets where I even went through a borderline anorexic phase (I wasn't even fat but I just wanted abs so badly), trying to overcome certain social barriers but only to get shunned or rejected. Yes, I sound like a bitter cunt. Yes, rape me with red thumbs but I stand by my view. It's like saying kids may find their parents annoying but compared to an orphan, they don't realise what they have once they don't have it anymore.
/end rant
User avatar #1 - dabronydude (07/30/2013) [-]
i find this kind of sweet...
User avatar #57 to #1 - trollwoopnazi (07/31/2013) [-]
Are you 12?
User avatar #47 - kingnewfag (07/31/2013) [-]
a man with dual monitors has no time for cuddling.
#241 - spoonhero **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
**spoonhero rolls 00**
#98 - bodaciousbrian ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
To be fair to all people who think that not taking advantage of cuddling with their girl is ridiculous, it does actually get annoying after about 6 months or so. Even sex does, sometimes you just wanna play video games, you know man?
#122 to #98 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
No. 9 months later, I would turn off my xbox without saving after completing 5 dungeons, 2 daedric quests, and 10 missions, just to cuddle with her.
User avatar #183 to #122 - kriterion (07/31/2013) [-]
Well yeah. You cuddle after you get **** done.
#163 to #98 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Oh boy do I know how this works.
#123 to #98 - cloakedone (07/31/2013) [-]
Finally someone who understands. Literally evey othe comment is "IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND*, i'd cuddle whenever"
Truse me, no you ******* wouldn't. And saying you would is the reason the IF always stays IF.

but i digress, thank you for speaking against them
#78 - betesta ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Your boyfriends face when the solution
#223 - kaboomz (07/31/2013) [-]
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what i saw
User avatar #151 - seventh (07/31/2013) [-]
Those are some fat ****** toes.
User avatar #206 - sexypandas (07/31/2013) [-]
Cuddling is the **** !
#55 - shadowthedark ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I don't have a problem with cuddling...
#77 to #55 - hypnoso (07/31/2013) [-]
I feel you
User avatar #102 to #77 - derpyhuman (07/31/2013) [-]
Now cuddle
User avatar #208 - babbylicious (07/31/2013) [-]
"Girl is too fat and ugly"

"TFW no girlfriend"

Oh funnyjunk are just as bad as those girls who want "nice guys" when they go for douchebags.
#194 - alreadyexiststho (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm kind of surprised at how many men on here are bitching about how "fat" this girl is because she has chubby toes.

My best friend has chubby toes, and she sort of even has cankles (her ankles are very thick, it has nothing to do with fat shins or anything.) She's one of the thinnest girls I know (about 5'5 and 110 pounds). Her brother's feet are just like hers and he's not fat either.

And my sister, who is medically overweight, has long thin toes and very bony feet, just like the rest of us in the family.

A lot of times foot build is purely genetic. Stop being douchebags and saying this girl isn't worth cuddling purely because of the fact that she has "chubby feet."
#234 - weinerdick (07/31/2013) [-]
Everyone's bitching about how fat the girl is, and I'm just sitting here being grossed out by the toe-holding
Everyone's bitching about how fat the girl is, and I'm just sitting here being grossed out by the toe-holding
User avatar #15 - wrocky (07/31/2013) [-]
no wonder. you are a ******* whale
User avatar #17 to #15 - whiteblob (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, I wouldn't wanna cuddle with fatty either.
User avatar #199 - Sataria (07/31/2013) [-]
I love how much of a dick some of the people are being to the girl when they can only see half her leg.....and you wonder why no girls want to date you
#155 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
So now every guy is saying something to the effect of, &quot;I actually enjoy cuddling&quot; as if they're dropping some kind of huge bombshell...
So now every guy is saying something to the effect of, "I actually enjoy cuddling" as if they're dropping some kind of huge bombshell...
User avatar #170 to #155 - doodogger (07/31/2013) [-]
I hate when people say "bombshell". BOMBSHELL! (the news) BOMBSHELL!

What the **** is a bombshell? The outside of a bomb?

Sorry for the rant lol.
User avatar #180 to #170 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm sorry if I enraged you, sir..
User avatar #182 to #180 - doodogger (07/31/2013) [-]
Na man it's all good.

Bombshell just seems overused especially on the news.
User avatar #187 to #182 - TATTYBOJANGLES (07/31/2013) [-]
In that case, don't watch Top Gear.
#49 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
My husband would never do that. He begs for cuddles, but if I see him sitting at the computer too long I just jump on top of him in the chair and snuggle him in his lap while he's online until he gives up and comes to bed with me.
#50 to #49 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
I got a thumbs down for promoting a solution to this problem and posting a related story? Dafuq funnyjunk, dafuq...
User avatar #53 to #50 - nuclearnarwhal (07/31/2013) [-]
I evened you out. No idea why anyone thumbed you down.
User avatar #90 to #50 - senseofpurpose (07/31/2013) [-]
**** you anon, no one ever loved you
User avatar #51 to #50 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/31/2013) [-]
You're a woman on the internet. We hate feminism, so we institute the exact opposite, rather than a balanced and equal system in which females aren't thumbed down if there's no tits.
User avatar #62 to #51 - ODSTRuler (07/31/2013) [-]
Could be a guy.
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