Idk man. . torrah_ : i hate the saying "apples and arranges" when describing things that are t: bittorent because they are both fruits yen shame say something l tumblr

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torrah_ :
i hate the saying "apples and arranges" when describing things
that are t: bittorent because they are both fruits yen
shame say something like "giraffes and crystal meth"
idk giraffes and crystal meth arent that different they bath can get
people pretty high
handy jesus
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#6 - dolandickbutt (07/31/2013) [-]
The only two the things are completely different are pink and lightish red.
User avatar #10 to #6 - captainrattrap (07/31/2013) [-]
Both are found in herpes. Next.
#9 - luthervonappledorf (07/31/2013) [-]
After 10 minutes... I can't think of anything...   
It's all related in some way! Some cruel, twisted, spiteful way.
After 10 minutes... I can't think of anything...

It's all related in some way! Some cruel, twisted, spiteful way.
User avatar #12 to #9 - huszti (07/31/2013) [-]
what about c major and a banana?
User avatar #19 to #12 - luthervonappledorf (07/31/2013) [-]
A C Major chord expresses a happy tone, which in turn creates a sense of happiness in the listener . Banana's contain Potassium which has many beneficial effects including slowing of renal disease, regulation of internal organs and prolonging of life. Both increase well-being and contribute to health in some small way. Some might say that a major chord has a minute effect of health as it would temporarily increase endorphin levels.
User avatar #17 to #9 - dezider **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
what about butter and something else?
User avatar #23 to #9 - hydraetis (07/31/2013) [-]
your comment just reminded me of The Oxford Murders.

Good movie, that.
User avatar #33 to #23 - luthervonappledorf (07/31/2013) [-]
I used to live near Oxford too... Coincidences everywhere!
User avatar #29 to #9 - newforomador (07/31/2013) [-]
What about OP and being straight?
#34 - finblob (07/31/2013) [-]
funnyjunk and funny   
I'm kidding sorrypleasedon'thurtme
funnyjunk and funny

I'm kidding sorrypleasedon'thurtme
#38 to #34 - hellomynameisgodsy (07/31/2013) [-]
I laughed.
I laughed.
#39 to #38 - finblob (07/31/2013) [-]
Here, have this.
Here, have this.
#27 - krasnogvardiech (07/31/2013) [-]
White Chocolate and Chaos theory.
Lemons and Space Travel.
Door hinges and exploding velociraptors.
Ching and the center of the known universe.
Antidisestablishmentarianism and peat moss.
Jackie Chan and whale calls.
The God-Emperor of Mankind and not knowing why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
phanact and anything resembling common sense.
Sandwiches and memetic mutation.
User avatar #31 to #27 - newforomador (07/31/2013) [-]
Jackie Chan and whale calls: Both can involve what would be considered odd sounds.
#35 to #27 - blokrokker (07/31/2013) [-]
>sandwiches and memetic mutation   
I dunno...
>sandwiches and memetic mutation

I dunno...
User avatar #43 to #27 - derpwolf ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
The God Emperor recognizes Cinnamon Toast Crunch as a product of the Warp, and therefore beyond his sight.
#18 - habasparkz (07/31/2013) [-]
Blue and Orange?
User avatar #21 to #18 - thebestpieever (07/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - thebestpieever (07/31/2013) [-]
The Rolling Stones and a Q-Tip.
#20 to #14 - tyguru (07/31/2013) [-]
They both go in your ear
#1 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
That's actually a challenge, finding things that are in no way related to each other..
My best guess (in 20s, got bored after that) are sulphur and the color cyan.
User avatar #3 to #1 - chuffberry (07/31/2013) [-]
both have a yellow tint to them
#5 to #1 - luckoftheroll (07/31/2013) [-]
they rhyme?
User avatar #7 to #1 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Sharks and asphalt.
User avatar #24 to #7 - hydraetis (07/31/2013) [-]
both have a rough texture
User avatar #25 to #24 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
What sharks have a rough texture?
I imagine their skin to be like a dolphin, that being, smooth as **** .

A better question. Why would you know it has a rough texture, unless you ARE a shark?
User avatar #28 to #25 - bostpost (07/31/2013) [-]'s smooth as **** in one direction (head to tail), then rubbing your hand the opposite direction, it's really rough.
User avatar #32 to #28 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
So do you often touch yourself like this?
#42 to #32 - bostpost (08/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 to #25 - hydraetis (07/31/2013) [-]
"Shark skin is made of a matrix of tiny, hard, tooth-like structures called dermal denticles or placoid scales. These structures are shaped like curved, grooved teeth and make the skin a very tough armor with a texture like sandpaper. They have the same structure as a tooth with an outer layer of enamel, dentine and a central pulp cavity. Unlike the scales of scales of bony fish (ctenoid scales) that get larger as the fish grows, placoid scales stay the same size. As the shark grows, it just grows more placoid scales."
#8 to #1 - BioniBeenieBoy (07/31/2013) [-]
Manganese and air
User avatar #2 to #1 - parralax (07/31/2013) [-]
Don't you mean You and Women?

Wait, no, because the thing in common is a vag.
User avatar #4 to #1 - bostpost (07/31/2013) [-]
Duct tape and WD-40
User avatar #26 to #4 - ultimateshowdown (07/31/2013) [-]
both can be used as a quick fix :o boom a similarity in their use
User avatar #13 to #4 - sneakychicken (07/31/2013) [-]
they both can fix damn near anything
#16 - maxmoefoe (07/31/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #679 at Share your current wallpaper ** << MFW Crystal Meth
User avatar #36 - hankmccoy (07/31/2013) [-]
skittlez and Tarzan
User avatar #37 to #36 - thebestpieever (07/31/2013) [-]
They both make people think they're uncivilised.
User avatar #22 - thebestpieever (07/31/2013) [-]
Chinese Democracy and Jeans.
User avatar #30 to #22 - pulpunderground ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
will Chinese Democracy ban jeans? did Axel Rose not wear jeans? I think I found a loophole in your otherwise masterfully crafted scheme
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User avatar #11 - shadowm (07/31/2013) [-]
This saying simply means you are comparing things that aren't practical to compare, in such an apple is a terrible orange. No matter how you look at it, it is as bad of an orange as nearly anything else is, save tangerines and clementines etc.
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