I'm Called "Ouch".. My Dad Dropped The Spoon On His Toe.. Dropping a swan and naming war Chinese kid after the noise It makes Hal , "Trusts' Share: what Emu 4?
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I'm Called "Ouch".

I'm Called "Ouch".. My Dad Dropped The Spoon On His Toe.. Dropping a swan and naming war Chinese kid after the noise It makes Hal , "Trusts' Share: what Emu 4?

My Dad Dropped The Spoon On His Toe.

Dropping a swan and naming war Chinese kid after the noise
It makes
Hal , "Trusts'
Share: what Emu 4? litre's 'Tetsuo
l. write something,
Harvey:)
risa. i: shan We CEMENT
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#9 - retrochris (07/30/2013) [-]
can't do because..
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#57 to #9 - larryqa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#69 to #9 - bummerdrummer (07/31/2013) [-]
Your anus is bleeding?
#30 to #9 - xCONGiEx (07/31/2013) [-]
I love you
I love you
#47 to #11 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#35 - dsgbiohazard (07/31/2013) [-]
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#1 - vetnern **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
This poor child was named earthquake.
User avatar #54 to #1 - itsmewaffle (07/31/2013) [-]
You mean "thud"
#2 - walkerjam (07/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #2 - juicyy (07/31/2013) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #12 to #2 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/30/2013) [-]
Alpha as ****
User avatar #14 to #13 - walkerjam (07/30/2013) [-]
Indeed. Joe is a very talented internet comedian and he deserves more subscribers.
#15 to #14 - TexMex ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
He sure 			*******		 does.
He sure ******* does.
#36 to #17 - scouts (07/31/2013) [-]
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#43 to #36 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
I`m sorry but...who is that guy? I always see tons of .gifs about him
#44 to #43 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Jon Jafari, host of the JonTron show and former Game Grump.
#58 to #44 - AZQ (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #13 - theodordronen (07/31/2013) [-]
Haha, that black tranny is hilarious. "I like ASS! i like DICK"
#28 to #2 - SILENCEnight (07/31/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #5478069 at Furries ** awks...
User avatar #53 - paradox (07/31/2013) [-]
well no **** thats talented ****** spoon. its asian. have you seen a cirque du soleil?
#52 - danielhargadine (07/31/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, a father was putting his daughters to bed when one of the daughters asked, "Dad, why is my name Rose." He smiled and answered, "Well, the day you came home from the hospital, a rose petal fell on your forehead and thus we named you rose." The second daughter asked, "So why am I named Tulip?" "Well, you were born outside of a beautiful tulip field and thus we named you Tulip." Then his third daughter asked, " HURR DURR #YOLO SWAG ****** !!!1!!" "SHUT THE **** UP CINDER BLOCK!"
#65 - hudis (07/31/2013) [-]
Mfw the main reason foreigners name their children this way is so that they will not be looked down upon and ostracized from American society forever.
User avatar #42 - localcatbarber (07/31/2013) [-]
Funny Hugh Laurie & Stephen Fry comedy sketch! 'Your name, sir?' - BBC Reminds me of...
#27 - SILENCEnight (07/31/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #184 at Dreams ** Nathan you ******* smartass... That was hilarious.
#61 - maxmoefoe (07/31/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I said calm the fuck down. **
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I said calm the fuck down. **
#21 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
I ******* hate chinese. they are racist, close-minded, old-fashioned, chauvinistic etc. Everywhere they stay, they need chinatown. Chinatown is everywhere, you named it. LA California, Orlando Florida, DC, Arizona, Arkansas, Chicago, Georgia, New York...almost every city in America. They have very extreme fanatical patriotism towards China, the motherland and race. They are not loyal, suspicious and looking down towards other races. Imagine if other people behaving like that. In NYC we might have Nigeriatown, SouthAfricatown, Lebanesetown, Iraqitown, Mexicantown. At least other people are not like Chinese. This is the reality, just ask people who ever dealt with them. ******* chinese.
#22 to #21 - amuzen ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I dunno about most of those places but China town in Victoria has a lot of Japanese and other asians there as well and most of the customers I see when I go there are white tourists and the such who are just interested in getting something exotic or foreign, I feel like getting mad because of Chinatowns existence is like getting mad because there's a British specialty shop on the corner down the street from me that sells British imports.
#23 to #22 - bluelight (07/31/2013) [-]
i live in Vancouver im the white guy haha i like Asian and Asian women haha dont be racist
here a japanese women enjoy maybe this will make you calm the **** down
#25 to #23 - amuzen ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Reread my post I was being the opposite of racist and saying that china town isn't some sort of Chinese exclusionary technique that they use to be any of the things he was saying and that they are generally quite open to people of other races and cultures. At least in Victoria anyways, I can't speak for the rest of the world.
User avatar #37 to #25 - bluelight (07/31/2013) [-]
im not talking to you im talking to the other guy
#38 to #37 - amuzen ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
then why did you reply to me and not him?
#24 to #21 - thatoneiranianguy (07/31/2013) [-]
A lot of East Asia is really ****** up and racism is a big issue over there and they annoy the crap out of me here sometimes but I don't hate them?

On the lighter note, I have an odd feeling this is a copypasta. You can't fool me anon!

#29 to #21 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
they can read your mind also
User avatar #59 to #21 - carnagejc (07/31/2013) [-]
The Chinese are actually some of the most open Asian people with regards to foreigners, and generally treat each other, and outsiders, considerably better than most Asian populations. Japan and South Korea are both very xenophobic.

Also, basing Chinese people on what are the equivalent of your average British/American expat in China is retarded.
User avatar #60 to #59 - carnagejc (07/31/2013) [-]
Also the young generation are, as with many other places, less xenophobic/not as nationalistic or have a more open view of the rest of the world/people of other countries.
#34 to #21 - slysixtyfourwii (07/31/2013) [-]
Racist against Chinese... Because they're racist.
#71 - commandershit (07/31/2013) [-]
If there is three things I hate , then that's Racicm , Irony and White people
#78 to #71 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
There are three things i hate, you, your mother and you again.

Die in a hole.
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User avatar #72 to #5 - wizlock (07/31/2013) [-]
this ****** deleted comment
#6 to #5 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
old repost makes no difference newfag
User avatar #66 to #6 - mobysdick (07/31/2013) [-]
what did the cowardly fagot said?
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User avatar #45 to #6 - married (07/31/2013) [-]
Its new, Its from 3 hours ago duhh
#41 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#46 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#62 to #46 - doomsden ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #70 - weenieandthebutt (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah but those Chinese people actually have Chinese names as well as English names which are used to adapt to each of their respective culture. I knew a chinese guy named John where his real name was Chong. I had a friend called Martin when his real name was Man-Tai-Kong and many others.
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User avatar #64 to #56 - fizzor (07/31/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #67 to #56 - nuclearnarwhal (07/31/2013) [-]
I voted Vagina. Take that.
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