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Zeus and his indiscriminate boner

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Submitted: 07/30/2013
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#1 - marconde (07/30/2013) [+] (32 replies)
All makes sense now
#4 to #3 - marconde (07/30/2013) [-]
Young love.
#41 - upyoursnumbnuts (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Is there anything Zeus won't **** ?
#42 to #41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/30/2013) [-]
Meg.
#24 - trexts (07/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#59 - DogsUrine (07/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#63 - pleebnutbubber (07/31/2013) [-]
I love how Zeus just transitions from boredom to ******* a cow.
"Hmm.. what to do.. what to do... Skyrim? Nah. Minecraft? No, no. Oh, **** , look at that cow!"
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
actually Zeus didn't create the Minotaur. Poseidon was not happy with King Minos and made his wife lust after a bull which resulted in her giving birth to the Minotaur
#29 - macross (07/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Zuez was a clopper before it was cool
this is the third time im posting this on this comic...
#56 - citry (07/31/2013) [-]
squirrel, I...
#39 - acemcgunner (07/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#55 - donkeypoop (07/31/2013) [-]
This explains a lot
#44 - ofalo (07/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
but the minotaur was created after Zeus ****** some woman AS a bull right? guys?
#54 to #44 - Silverseraph (07/31/2013) [-]
Actually the Minotaur was born after the King of Crete, Minos, kept a bull and his wife fell in love with it. That might have been the only thing that Zeus didn't start.
#12 - guiguito (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i take my offerings burnt.
User avatar #2 - rikter (07/30/2013) [-]
Most problems in the Greek mythology could have been avoided if Zeus just kept his dick in his pants
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/31/2013) [-]
So, there's one thing I never understood about Minotaurs

In greek mythology, there's only one minotaur in the labyrinth, but in other folklore, there are entire tribes of minotaurs.
User avatar #20 - TardytheTurtle (07/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
but the Minotaur is not the product of Zeus
it's when King Minos of Crete's wife ****** the religious bull
#28 to #20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/30/2013) [-]
actually, it wasn't a "religious" bull. Poseidon required a sacrifice of king Minos' most beautiful bull every year, and Minos bred a bull so beautiful he refused to give it up. So Poseidon cursed Minos' wife to become oddly attracted to the most beautiful bull in the herd; so she dressed as a female cow and provoked the bull into ******* her. Thus, the Minotaur was born
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