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RAN DOM 'Eating Cherries
I am eating a lat at them
me mare
STORIES FROM me mare
me mare
YOU R LII FE Wank it, They are all mine
hours later
Eating dinner with family
up rice with fork, bringing towards mouth
adhere will you be when diarrhea strikes?
ta disease at wastes immediately
Still have mad an plate
Decision time
Finish mad faster than a turkey running from hunters in
Parents have confused and worried faces
Sprint upstairs ta twat
alts going ta he a photo finish
lands an twat right as watery horrid shit bursts from my anus
Still chewing mad in mouth
awe smell is unbearable
H pant stop shitting
H pant finish my mad like this
id need a place ta get rid at mad
idea time
up and dispise at mad in naw disgusting, rancid twat
up vomiting in twat
Still have explosive diarrhea
around as fast as possible and dispise at waste from ass
hours later
H made it am alive
feels like I was fucked by an elephant
Never eat ridiculously large amounts of cherries kids
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #3 - dustboy
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(07/30/2013) [-]
What kind of heretic uses a fork to eat rice.
User avatar #14 to #3 - therealpokemon [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
It's sticky rice. Easy to use a fork with sticky rice, but I still side with you. Spoon Master Race.
#81 to #3 - thegreatbuttpirate
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(07/31/2013) [-]
As an experienced Asian, let me blow your minds for you: you use the fork to scoop rice/meat into the spoon at the same time, then eat it. thats what i do
User avatar #91 to #3 - seventh
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(07/31/2013) [-]
In non-Asian countries that don't use chopsticks, it's proper etiquette to use a fork when eating rice. Were you raised by rednecks or some ****?
User avatar #103 to #91 - dustboy
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No, I'm raised with 'put that ******* fork down and grab the spoon', considering I'm coming from a family with background located in eastern asia, I'd like to say I'm far from a redneck.
User avatar #31 to #3 - rakaka
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Mexicans
#56 to #3 - anon id: ec8d28c2
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I eat rice with my dick.
User avatar #17 to #3 - huffe
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(07/30/2013) [-]
what the hell do you use?
User avatar #69 to #17 - heartlessrobot
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Chopsticks.
User avatar #106 to #69 - huffe
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(07/31/2013) [-]
if you have sticky rice, that's fine
for the rest of us, we'd rather use a fork than pick one piece at a time
User avatar #107 to #106 - heartlessrobot
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Sticky white rice is best rice. And I've eaten fried rice with chopsticks, your argument is invalid.
User avatar #54 to #3 - occamsrazor
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(07/31/2013) [-]
yeah i just scoop it into my mouth using my dick, you weirdos
User avatar #5 to #3 - ningyoaijin
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(07/30/2013) [-]
People who aren't Asian and thus don't understand how to pick up rice with chopsticks.
User avatar #6 to #5 - dustboy
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(07/30/2013) [-]
You don't have to eat rice with a chopstick, nobody ever heard from a spoon I guess.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ningyoaijin
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(07/30/2013) [-]
...Why would you use a spoon?
User avatar #44 to #7 - thatoneidiot
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(07/30/2013) [-]
...HOW would you use a fork to eat RICE? IT'S ALL JUST GOING TO FALL THROUGH THE GAPS!
#63 to #44 - lordmandy
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User avatar #8 to #7 - dustboy
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Cause nothing can fall through a spoon?
What kind of question is this?
User avatar #9 to #8 - misfitxcreepx
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I've literally never met anyone in my life that has eaten rice with a spoon.

User avatar #15 to #9 - houseofbrick
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(07/30/2013) [-]
you have now
User avatar #10 to #9 - dustboy
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Just becouse you've never met anyone who does that, doesn't mean that nobody does it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - misfitxcreepx
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I never said nobody does it, I'm just saying I haven't met anyone who does... And that you're weird.
#13 to #11 - slimeywaffles
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I eat rice with a spoon...
I eat rice with a spoon...
#16 to #13 - facekicked
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(07/30/2013) [-]
As a kid, I thought it was kinda cool to use two sticks to eat with, so I learnt how to use them and ever since, I've been eating "asian" food with chopsticks. Scandinavian btw, just so people don't confuse me of already being an asian
User avatar #18 to #16 - slimeywaffles
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(07/30/2013) [-]
The way you eat rice with sticks is by practically shoveling it from the bowl into your mouth, so, yeah. I mean, when I was younger, I'd line up the grains in a line between the chopsticks like an idiot.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Monsterofthedog
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(07/30/2013) [-]
As an indian man I rarely use a fork, either my hands or a spoon or some sort of wheat flatened thingy
#82 to #13 - anon id: fdfaba7d
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(07/31/2013) [-]
It's okay, I'm Asian and I sometimes eat rice with a spoon. It's easier. You have my blessing.
#23 to #13 - urapooper
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I thought that is how you normally do it.... everyone I knew or saw eat in Philippines used spoon to eat rice.
User avatar #24 to #23 - slimeywaffles
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Well, some other guys don't eat rice with spoons o-O
#25 to #24 - urapooper
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(07/30/2013) [-]
It is freaking me out... I knew you can do it with chopsticks but I never heard of people eating it with forks.
#100 to #25 - anon id: 2c1d910c
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I'm Filipino too. You only eat rice with a fork if you only have a fork. Fork>spook when it comes to having only 1 of them. If you go to a Thai restaurant they usually only give one fork (at least the ones i've been to).
User avatar #26 to #25 - slimeywaffles
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I guess it's the American Uncle-Ben's-toting way of eating rice
User avatar #22 to #13 - faktura
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Everyone in my family uses a spoon, but I prefer a fork
User avatar #68 to #11 - killerliquid
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Most south-Asian people eat rice with spoons
User avatar #12 to #10 - Silver Quantum
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(07/30/2013) [-]
spoons are used for soups or whatever's creamy/liquid, not rice
#96 to #9 - anon id: 2c1d910c
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(07/31/2013) [-]
If one were to eat with a fork and a spoon you use the fork to push the rice onto the spoon. If you eat food with one utensil that isn't chopsticks you use a fork, unless it's a soup or something that can only be scooped.
#89 to #9 - anon id: 1b0e9b17
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I eat rice with a spoon because you can get more rice with it. That's my only reason for it though.
#35 to #9 - applescryatnight
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(07/30/2013) [-]
have you ever met a person who eats spaghetti with applesauce?
you have now.
User avatar #34 to #9 - riderdouble
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I always assume it was normal up until two chicks couldn't stop bothering me about eating rice with a spoon.
User avatar #27 to #9 - hlgrindstaff
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(07/30/2013) [-]
We had no clean forks one time so I had to use a spoon to eat rice. I felt absolutely disgusting.
User avatar #20 to #9 - psychlogic
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(07/30/2013) [-]
If I'm eating just rice I use a spoon. But if I'm having it as a side in a meal I use my fork. Unless it's with Asian food, in which case I use the chopsticks I'm eating the rest of the food with.
#104 to #9 - taurusguy
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Its hard to meet people in a basement
User avatar #37 to #9 - agentzerothree
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(07/30/2013) [-]
You have now. Welcome to Bosnia, how may I help you?
#53 to #6 - fcrocker
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(07/31/2013) [-]
What are you, a ******* infant?
Forks are what men use.
User avatar #60 to #53 - dustboy
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Forks are what men use, yeah the ******* infidels who can't eat rice properly.
User avatar #70 to #5 - heartlessrobot
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(07/31/2013) [-]
White rice can easily be picked up with chopsticks.
User avatar #102 to #70 - ningyoaijin
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Sticky asian white rice, maybe. Not the rice we have here.
User avatar #105 to #102 - heartlessrobot
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Sticky white rice is best rice.
User avatar #29 to #5 - italianrambo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I use chopsticks.......

and im not asian
#4 - mrbang
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#30 - Fuzzymarsupial
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(07/30/2013) [-]
That anon got off lucky, others have not been so fortunate.
User avatar #87 to #30 - killerjhtwo
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Whenever I see this I'm totally fine.

Then it mentions Lovecraft and I lose it.
User avatar #88 to #30 - jeagertech
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Just wondering what an MRE is?
User avatar #93 to #88 - linktheherooftime
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User avatar #39 to #30 - dagold
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I just got home from AIT, so many MREs. I do not look forward to a career full of eating them.
#51 to #30 - upyoursnumbnuts
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(07/30/2013) [-]
If you eat the tobasco and chew the gum for five minutes you'll **** after about three days. It'll smell like your giving birth to a half rotted fetus but you're ass will be intact.
#65 - bby
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(07/31/2013) [-]
I always read the end first in case I'm being trolled.   
   
mfw "Anus feels like I was ****** by an elephant."
I always read the end first in case I'm being trolled.

mfw "Anus feels like I was ****** by an elephant."
#66 to #65 - Riyaaq
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus how will I sleep tonight. What the **** is that.
User avatar #67 to #66 - duvallwhitey
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(07/31/2013) [-]
A badly stuffed fox
User avatar #55 - xdeathspawnx
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(07/31/2013) [-]
why didn't he just tell his parents he was about to poop his pants and then finish his dinner after? Are his parents really that strict they would rather have him **** at the dinner table than leave to go to the bathroom.
User avatar #32 - riderdouble
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Whatever you say lightbulb...
#52 to #32 - anon id: 25d6f31d
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I have the weirdest boner.
User avatar #33 to #32 - therealpokemon [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Hey, you leave my lightbulb alone. He tries his best and that is all that matters, got it phanact?
User avatar #36 to #32 - Eox
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I'm sorry, but I have no idea what this lightbulb thing is. Could you explain?

inb4 "IT'S A SHINY THING"!
#38 to #36 - anonymousiemoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
It tries to put the text from the image in to the description, most the time it gets it wrong.
User avatar #49 to #38 - sweetime
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(07/30/2013) [-]
most?
#42 to #32 - petrie
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(07/30/2013) [-]
MFW it sees toilet as twat
MFW it sees toilet as twat
#72 - kaycie
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User avatar #75 to #72 - therealpokemon [OP]
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This is my favorite wwybwds
#78 - pikininja
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You couldn't excuse yourself in the middle of dinner to go to the bathroom? Is he retarded?
You couldn't excuse yourself in the middle of dinner to go to the bathroom? Is he retarded?
User avatar #94 to #78 - raigen
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it's impolite to say that you need to go during dinner, he was problably too beta to say he had diahrea (can't spell for ****...)
#73 - kaycie
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User avatar #48 - hollyisthebest
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I just looked in the bowl of cherries in front of me, and noticed it was empty.
Crap
User avatar #79 to #48 - flamingpinkbunnies
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Literally
User avatar #58 to #48 - therealpokemon [OP]
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Literally.
#59 to #48 - datsheriff
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Post results in three hours.
#57 to #48 - pwnedomega
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