Now I've got a date. (Read Desc). I was at my friends house for a few hours and we were playing Minecraft on his Xbox (He only has 1 controller, so he told me t
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Now I've got a date. (Read Desc)

Now I've got a date. (Read Desc). I was at my friends house for a few hours and we were playing Minecraft on his Xbox (He only has 1 controller, so he told me t

I was at my friends house for a few hours and we were playing Minecraft on his Xbox (He only has 1 controller, so he told me to bring my own so we can play splitscreen) and I realized I left my Xbox controller at my house, since I only live about 2 miles down the road from his house, I got back in my car, and drove back to my house to pick it up. When I came back I grabbed my phone, which I left on his couch before I left because I was too lazy to grab it before I left, and noticed that Facebook was left open, and this was the first thing I saw. I didnt know whether to kick his ass, or thank him, because now I have a date at my house with the most popular girl at school.

I know we dont talk much amand about, but Iwar wondering if
you ever wanted to go out Memetime?
Earleir
Uemm... I dont know. Ithink your cool and all, but I dont really
know if you' d beat me right; because we dent talk a lot; like you
aam.
Zachary -
Baby, Ithink you' re the most beautiful creature I have ever seen
In my entire life. Itwould be an honor's date such a woman with
such persim and such will. I have thought about this and I now
understand that I either ask you out now,, or pussy out But I am
NOT a pussy. lam a nice, kind, and loving man that would beat
you nice. Its rare to find men like me nowadays.
Carley -
that made me realize how much of a gentlemen you
are. I low men like you. No man has ever aam matte me before
c:. of course we can date ofyour being serious with a ofthis. I' m
free next thursday, how does that aound?
Zachary -
Sounds Great! How about about we meet up at my house? I can
make both of US a meal of Lobster and Butter! How does that
aound?
Carley m
perfect! Whats your mire's?
him Everett
Earle's
sinus's good! what: your f-?
alright! see you coon, baby! i.
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#1 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
this is difficult to believe

I have my doubts

then again, I'm a lowly anon
User avatar #2 to #1 - stupidundeadzombie (07/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, I was just as skeptical as you were, but damn. I called her, and she told me I was sweet and kind and she cant wait. I didn't say anything about how I didnt write this. I think my friend might get me laid.
#22 - Furubatsu (07/31/2013) [-]
Let us raise a glass to the king of Wingmen
Let us raise a glass to the king of Wingmen
User avatar #5 - minnten (07/30/2013) [-]
Lobster's an expensive meal to **** up. Hopefully you actually know how to cook? Best of luck to you bud!
User avatar #6 to #5 - stupidundeadzombie (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm nervous as **** . Any tips? I bought some roses and condoms, in case it escalates. It probably wont, but hey, I'm not ready to be a father.
User avatar #7 to #6 - minnten (07/30/2013) [-]
Always good to be prepared, but it doesn't sound like she's a slut. Which is a good thing actually cuz if it/when it does escalate, you won't get any... hitch hikers.

Seriously though... about the lobster. DONT. OVERCOOK. IT. Nothing ruins a date like a bad start. Other than that just all the standard be yourself crap usually works. Be quirky, don't force your jokes. Act like you're talking to a friend, not the queen of england. Above all, have fun. That IS what it's all about at this stage right?
User avatar #8 to #7 - stupidundeadzombie (07/30/2013) [-]
Thanks, man. This girls pretty cool. I tried to figure out if we shared any interests and she said she was into Battlefield 3. I told her I have an Xbox, and she said we could play together after dinner. I dont know if shes any good, but Hell, there not many girl gamers on this planet, and to think I found one who like BF3 is pretty lucky. She also said she's never really been in a full relationship before, because all the guys she dated were assholes and dicks, so she never had sex with anyone. But she said, "You're different. You make me feel happy and warm inside and you're so cute and silly that I wish I met you sooner." I do tend to make her laugh alot when we message, and I've gotten time to message her since this happened Sunday. I've even called her a few times and she sounds hot. Thanks for the advice, bro. I'll try not to overcook that lobster. Perhaps I'll get my friend to help me out with preparing the meal, considering he's the one who got me into this **** .
#10 to #8 - kainhall ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
definitely get your friend to help.... good luck dude.

and this BETTER not be some elaborate joke....
#14 to #7 - stupidundeadzombie (07/30/2013) [-]
Here you go, Bro.
User avatar #21 - shadowstepone ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
lobster eh, she better put out.
lol, jk. good luck man, you deserve it for the courage that that took.
#20 - lostkezia (07/31/2013) [-]
Dayum, good luck man
#12 - laxwarriord (07/30/2013) [-]
Hope you know how to cook lobster XD Even i would have offered something a bit easier to land you in
#24 - ninjabadger (07/31/2013) [-]
Congrats man!

Are you going to actually make the lobster like "you" said?
#23 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Did the same thing to a girl but not over facebook and i got rejected
#15 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Post picture of the girl you phanact.
#17 to #15 - stupidundeadzombie (07/31/2013) [-]
As usual, OP delivers. __
#18 to #17 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Im 90% sure that's a trap. But have fun OP.
User avatar #19 to #18 - stupidundeadzombie (07/31/2013) [-]
Thanks, bro.
User avatar #16 to #15 - stupidundeadzombie (07/31/2013) [-]
did you just call me...a Phanact? NO ONE CALLS ME A PHANACT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!
#13 - noteventrying (07/30/2013) [-]
Make sure to tell us how it goes. good luck.
#11 - ghostisaho ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
you're doing it
User avatar #9 - mrhazzy ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
You've got a bro for life.
User avatar #4 - therealpokemon (07/30/2013) [-]
Butter the lobster just right, and maybe she'll butter yours back ;D
#3 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
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