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#361 - anon (07/30/2013) [+] (63 replies)
stickied
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me … im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
#25 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
Well at least we are aware of what we are.

A bunch of immature retards
User avatar #309 to #25 - daentraya (07/30/2013) [-]
That our my filthy item daddy is imaged after Kim Jung Ill and Un, and our mascot is pretty much a phanact just shows this more. And the dedicated mlp boards and all that..
User avatar #318 to #25 - totalsuckpod (07/30/2013) [-]
poopbutt lol
#369 to #25 - sorenlolz (07/30/2013) [-]
We are a little more mature than 4chan. I noticed on Reddit nobody has their own opinion. We in fact do have our few special people here. We do in fact have a problem but if you take out all the Andre Herrings, Ray Bingos, and Adfly whores for the most part we have a good community. We are not in chaos with anonymity. The best part of the FJ community is that we are not Tumblr fags.
User avatar #378 to #369 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
I never noticed that of reddit, maybe it's mostly a r/all and r/gaming thing? Since there's so much people there?

I browse r/starcraft and r/scp and people are discussing and giving out opinions.
User avatar #383 to #378 - sorenlolz (07/30/2013) [-]
Whenever I've been there nobody would ever express an unpopular opinion. If someone would say something everyone would pretty much agree. I have never seen a ********* there. Oh and there content get's boring it's not as much funny as neat.
#385 to #383 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
Yea I see what you mean now. True.   
   
Also they can't comment pictures
Yea I see what you mean now. True.

Also they can't comment pictures
User avatar #390 to #385 - sorenlolz (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah that's one thing I love about this site. Even more that you can comment GIFs. I also hate how everything on Reddit is organized by their OCD and to view content it's all links.
The FJ navigation is great. Plus I like the purple and green. I had left this site for about 6 years due to a lack of money for Internet but the old white layout wasn't nearly as good.
User avatar #395 to #390 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
This is where blue usernames doesn't mean anything!
Happy to know that older members still stay here.

On my side I've started browsing FJ while I was in convalescence from an operation. I was obliged to stay in the house for one month. The people and the content really helped me go through the days.
User avatar #399 to #395 - sorenlolz (07/30/2013) [-]
I would still come here from time to time but I never had an account here before this Remember Arnie's pizza shop, and got rice? We had some pretty good videos and much more oc back then.
User avatar #405 to #399 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm sadly not that old of a member. I joined and the background was already black, 3 years ago.
#431 to #405 - sorenlolz (07/30/2013) [-]
**sorenlolz rolled a random image posted in comment #4065980 at Items ** And don't forget about the rolling system.
User avatar #434 to #431 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
**** yea I forgot about that. Almost never use it tho. There's just a small chance of having something good.

I like the roll user tho
*roll user*
#455 to #435 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
You have to put your roll at the forefront of your comment. It doesn't work otherwise
User avatar #456 to #455 - lorddrake (07/31/2013) [-]
**lorddrake rolled user derangedberger **

Much obliged.
User avatar #410 to #405 - sorenlolz (07/30/2013) [-]
I think it was white when I joined. I don't remember but there wasn't much stolen stuff though. I don't mind most of the stolen stuff here though because it's the good stuff. I'd rather see greentext stories, funny Tumblr posts and **** here than haveing to go through **** to find it.
#436 to #25 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
I come here for the porn, actually. every now and then there's a decent funny picture though.
#466 to #25 - johrny (07/31/2013) [-]
Being in a awesome way retard isn't a bad thing right?
#460 to #25 - johrny (07/31/2013) [-]
Yea, and we laugh about every **** .......
User avatar #138 to #25 - sefercil (07/30/2013) [-]
dude. now i'm hungry for cheetos.
#273 to #138 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
Then you're ****** .

You see, I have a high number of cheetos related pictures. And they are all here waiting for you.

#292 to #273 - davegrowl (07/30/2013) [-]
oh god i miss this
#345 to #292 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
Bring it.
User avatar #300 to #273 - sheepysquirrel (07/30/2013) [-]
I lost access to my old computer with my 300 cheetoh reactions, or I would join this as cheetoh king once more.
#344 to #300 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
Nooooooo   
   
this is truly a sad day.
Nooooooo

this is truly a sad day.
User avatar #526 to #138 - ironsoul (07/31/2013) [-]
I can rid you of that hunger, but you would hate me for it.
#57 to #25 - beerholder (07/30/2013) [-]
Isn't that a sign of maturity?
User avatar #274 to #57 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
More like the first step.
#5 - exoskeletonjew (07/30/2013) [-]
Our community in a nutshell
Our community in a nutshell
User avatar #269 to #5 - damandan (07/30/2013) [-]
*Men in a nutshell
#355 to #5 - queefquizzler (07/30/2013) [-]
I miss the turtle years...
I miss the turtle years...
#16 to #5 - firesnake (07/30/2013) [-]
They are pretty damn great though.
#85 to #5 - crunked (07/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#147 to #85 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
I NEED SAUCE
#158 to #147 - boxinabox (07/30/2013) [-]
point proven
User avatar #342 to #147 - exoskeletonjew (07/30/2013) [-]
thats katee owen
#124 to #85 - corruptdog (07/30/2013) [-]
source?
source?
User avatar #341 to #124 - exoskeletonjew (07/30/2013) [-]
thats katee owen
#359 to #341 - corruptdog (07/30/2013) [-]
Thank you
Thank you
#362 to #359 - exoskeletonjew (07/30/2013) [-]
Anytime   
I don't have any breaking bad gifs so take Austin Carlile failing at golf
Anytime
I don't have any breaking bad gifs so take Austin Carlile failing at golf
#1 - psychopsychedelic (07/30/2013) [-]
mature
#152 - WitchKingTroll (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't care how stupid or unfunny the posts on FJ are. I am still proud to be a part of its wonderful community.
I don't care how stupid or unfunny the posts on FJ are. I am still proud to be a part of its wonderful community.
#518 to #152 - xMWxBEASTx (07/31/2013) [-]
same
same
#175 to #152 - tehyanx (07/30/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#242 to #175 - kingpinkie (07/30/2013) [-]
rin love is best love
User avatar #312 to #152 - daentraya (07/30/2013) [-]
I just want to leave already but its so addictive and i havent been able to leave. Help me
#324 to #312 - kietzu (07/30/2013) [-]
You can't leave. Accept that and find a good place to sit.
User avatar #325 to #324 - daentraya (07/30/2013) [-]
Nooeeh.. I dont want to. I truly don't have a life, since i keep requiring fj to fill out space in my empty petty life
#330 to #325 - kietzu (07/30/2013) [-]
There's no point in struggling.
Soon it wont just go after your spare time. It will take up time that you had dedicated to important **** .
User avatar #333 to #330 - daentraya (07/30/2013) [-]
I have already seen it evolve to something too close to that. But have no fear. Soon this summer vacation shall be over, and i will read in school and draw in my drawing team. I shall reconquer my life from the hands of this evil
User avatar #339 to #333 - kietzu (07/30/2013) [-]
You're a brave thing. Not many people fight it this hard.
I wish you luck. Try not to get grabbed again during the weekends.
User avatar #368 to #339 - daentraya (07/30/2013) [-]
I have tried, but with no success. Been here for years, and at most i managed about two months. Then vacation stroke down again
#376 to #330 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
I'd like to get a keyboard where all the keys have question marks on them.
#60 - icyflesh (07/30/2013) [-]
&quot;9gag is full of 11 year old girls&quot;   
   
Confirmed: 9gag was behind 9/11
"9gag is full of 11 year old girls"

Confirmed: 9gag was behind 9/11
#32 - eiramart (07/30/2013) [-]
We're juste a bunch of dicks who gather to form a mighty phanact.
#396 to #32 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
phanact is a god among us shut ur brony fag mouth
User avatar #441 to #396 - icecreamonnips (07/31/2013) [-]
nice try phanact, but i see right through your bag of tricks
User avatar #81 to #32 - icameheretotroll (07/30/2013) [-]
the filter made it so much better
#7 - berentzen (07/30/2013) [-]
We are very cute and sex.
#98 - rumbata (07/30/2013) [-]
**rumbata rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Girls Gone Wild ** FJ community in a nutshell
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#104 to #98 - Jesusnipples (07/30/2013) [-]
That is actually quite accurate, thumb for you
User avatar #14 - mrhazzy ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Let's be fair, anywhere is more mature than 9gag
#19 to #14 - lastsamurai (07/30/2013) [-]
let's be fair.
they're funnier.
#537 to #14 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #540 to #537 - tehpoonages (07/31/2013) [-]
that was possibly the best place to put this comment
User avatar #538 to #537 - kingwaffles (07/31/2013) [-]
I ******* missed you!!! Don't ever leave again!
#63 to #14 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
Look kid, if anyone is less mature than 9gag, WE are. They don't complain about us, and all we do is bandwagon off 4chan's ass during that "internet war," and make gay jokes about 9gag and "le." No offense to any funnyjunkers, but our community has the most immature users.
User avatar #99 to #63 - mrhazzy ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm in my 20's, I'm not a "kid" If you think we are immature, it's probably because the thought come from your own immaturity. I've had some decent conversations with people on this site, and obviously I've had some bad ones also. When I payed a visit to 9gag, all I got was hostility, immaturity and bandwagon... ing. as soon as one started, all the rest joined in to call me "le fag"

now I consider Funnyjunk to be a place where I can see some funny stuff, and talk to people, sometimes I get a good conversation out of them and we become friends, and we talk more...

...some other times, I get people like you, talking down to me as if I were a "kid", automatically assuming I'm wrong. I'm not wrong, and I'm not right, It's just a matter of personal opinion.
#262 to #99 - entarasu (07/30/2013) [-]
i like 9 gag and funnyjunk but i dont like idiots like the guy in the pic starting fire in water
#77 to #63 - TexMex (07/30/2013) [-]
Why don't they complain about us? Because they don't know we exist. Funnyjunk is probably the least mainstream site of all. I'm just really sick of people like you, you're like that one kid who was mean to themselves so that others wouldn't.
Why don't they complain about us? Because they don't know we exist. Funnyjunk is probably the least mainstream site of all. I'm just really sick of people like you, you're like that one kid who was mean to themselves so that others wouldn't.
#116 to #14 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
That comment is exactly why it's not.
User avatar #122 to #14 - walkingdisaster (07/30/2013) [-]
...says the guy with a guy fawks mask in his avatar
#39 to #14 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
>Funnyjunk hopping on every bandwagon of hate there is
>80% have probably never visited 9gag or reddit yet still act as if they know anything about them, calling them immature
>FJ sucking 4chans dick every day
>"Anywhere is more mature than 9gag"
lol
User avatar #272 to #39 - tabarzins (07/30/2013) [-]
"80% have probably never visited 9gag or reddit"
more like 80% have visited reddit since that's where the front page gets reposted from
User avatar #448 to #39 - cabbagemayhem (07/31/2013) [-]
Correction:
>80% come from 9gag or reddit. That's where the fag part comes from.
>The other %20 doesn't suck 4chan's dick, it is 4chan, just surfing a SFW site while pretending to work.
>We don't hop on every bandwagon of hate. We don't hate....candy
LOLOL!!!!111!!!11!!
#55 to #39 - hankspank (07/30/2013) [-]
to be fair, the content said that reddit was mature.
and i decided to see why people hate 9gag so much.
be right back with my decision
#119 to #55 - anisbanana (07/30/2013) [-]
Well... Reddit IS more mature... There isn't one offensive comment on the front page content, there are no racial slurs, no one calling each other gay and fags... Funnyjunk is on par with 9gag...
User avatar #351 to #119 - meganinja ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
just because there's a bunch of politically correct panzies does not make it more mature.
User avatar #347 to #119 - akkere (07/30/2013) [-]
Reddit consists of hive minds, circlejerking, and thought bubbles.

Does that equal maturity nowadays?
User avatar #237 to #119 - thinegame (07/30/2013) [-]
Ha.

If you dig just the slightest bit deeper.
#58 to #55 - hankspank (07/30/2013) [-]
ok, so it wasnt as horrible as people said. they have some bandwagon **** , but not as much as FJ. over all, rate it a 4/10, needs improvement
User avatar #171 to #58 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
It's more of the comments. Here the comments are actually clever and not just some memes.
User avatar #194 to #191 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
...how many of these do you have?
#231 to #171 - thenewneone (07/30/2013) [-]
there are way more retarded comments than clever comments here.
User avatar #236 to #231 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I only look at top rated. Compared to 9gag's top rated, FJ is much better.
#239 to #236 - thenewneone (07/30/2013) [-]
barely
User avatar #241 to #239 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
really.
User avatar #252 to #171 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
Crazy potato demonstrates how something intentionally ****** somehow became ruined by this website.
User avatar #358 to #252 - meganinja ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I think they're funny.
User avatar #360 to #358 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
I just can't appreciate them.
User avatar #253 to #252 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
yea, it was kind of annoying for me...
#386 to #192 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
I gotta say this one's pretty great.
User avatar #204 to #198 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Scooby Doo Velma: You stop that
#492 to #39 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Yet you used greentext on Funnyjunk.
Your move, phanact.
#331 to #39 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
Mate I've seen the comments section on 9gag and I got some of that cancer that the place is full of, so I'm sorry if you get it too :le joke face:
#101 - ICEDgrunge (07/30/2013) [-]
****		 you, I'm mature.
**** you, I'm mature.
User avatar #160 to #114 - spceinvdr (07/30/2013) [-]
childhood ruined
#162 to #160 - mythichyphen (07/30/2013) [-]
I get that a lot, especially from kids aged 6 - 9
I get that a lot, especially from kids aged 6 - 9
#164 to #162 - spceinvdr (07/30/2013) [-]
well, Im not quite sure what that meant, but okay. Here is mfw
User avatar #177 to #164 - mythichyphen (07/30/2013) [-]
rape.
User avatar #179 to #177 - spceinvdr (07/30/2013) [-]
LEL that took me too long, i am ashamed. Oh yeah, Ive got this epiphany I wish to share with you.....

So i was eating this girl out and I tasted horse semen. So I thought to myself, "So thats how grandma died."
#529 to #112 - zackiscool (07/31/2013) [-]
anyone else read this comic?
#18 - willindor (07/30/2013) [-]
**willindor rolled a random image posted in comment #3020416 at Friendly ** Our community in a nutshell.
**willindor rolled a random image posted in comment #3020416 at Friendly ** Our community in a nutshell.
#103 - Fiction ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't care what people say, I 			*******		 love the Funnyjunk community
I don't care what people say, I ******* love the Funnyjunk community
#127 to #103 - thewisedane (07/30/2013) [-]
You've got that right. I started here because I like you people.
You've got that right. I started here because I like you people.
#165 to #161 - thewisedane (07/30/2013) [-]
Somebody seems to remember that semi-racist-jokes is the only part I hate about this place, which truly shows how much we care for each other.   
   
Try again next time.
Somebody seems to remember that semi-racist-jokes is the only part I hate about this place, which truly shows how much we care for each other.

Try again next time.
User avatar #166 to #165 - spceinvdr (07/30/2013) [-]
Just pure coincidence. Really didnt mean to offend. Just wanted to scream ******* .
User avatar #180 to #166 - thewisedane (07/30/2013) [-]
... Okay then. Hope you had fun.
User avatar #183 to #180 - spceinvdr (07/30/2013) [-]
I did.





*******
User avatar #187 to #183 - thewisedane (07/30/2013) [-]
Jesus.
User avatar #190 to #187 - spceinvdr (07/30/2013) [-]
yes this he, speaking.
#196 to #190 - thewisedane (07/30/2013) [-]
Just... Just go on.
User avatar #207 to #196 - spceinvdr (07/30/2013) [-]
he-hem.....


NIIGA ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ,
Im 100% ******



CUNT STABBING BUTT ******* ************* ******* **** NIIIIGGGGEREEERRRRRRSSSSS
#354 to #207 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
WOULD YOU TURN IT DOWN?!

SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE.
User avatar #350 to #103 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
Same. I really enjoy the comments and boards.
#111 to #103 - ulquiorratheespada (07/30/2013) [-]
So do I, but we still aren't very mature as a whole. . .
So do I, but we still aren't very mature as a whole. . .
#34 - matralith (07/30/2013) [-]
I always think our community is pretty rad.
#267 to #34 - jtastic (07/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #480 to #34 - Pompano (07/31/2013) [-]
10/10 Like skyrim with green thumbs
User avatar #37 to #34 - flybager (07/30/2013) [-]
there's something to it that just keeps me coming back.
#387 to #37 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
Is it something like this?
#389 to #387 - lorddrake (07/30/2013) [-]
is it?

I tried
#75 - TexMex (07/30/2013) [-]
You can't compare Funnyjunk to 9gag or Reddit. Funnyjunk is Funnyjunk. Noone knows about Funnyjunk and the ones who do are a part of it. That's what I like about it though, it's more a community than &quot;funny picture site&quot;
You can't compare Funnyjunk to 9gag or Reddit. Funnyjunk is Funnyjunk. Noone knows about Funnyjunk and the ones who do are a part of it. That's what I like about it though, it's more a community than "funny picture site"
#118 to #75 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
What you can compare it to, though, is imgur. Their homepage seems interesting familiar since my filthy item daddy changed our homepage...
#501 to #75 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
I never go on Funnyjunk but I know all about it.

I don't like you guys, and that is an okay opinion to have

l8r m8r
#534 to #75 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
**** you fgt fite me irl
User avatar #76 to #75 - loomiss (07/30/2013) [-]
Saw your username.
Do you like Tex Mex more than authentic Mexican?
My favorite is authentic Mexican. (:
#79 to #76 - TexMex (07/30/2013) [-]
I gotta say I like Tex Mex more, I'm kinda weak for odd food.
I gotta say I like Tex Mex more, I'm kinda weak for odd food.
#91 to #75 - mordormemes (07/30/2013) [-]
Dude you have just put it beautifully tears are streaming down my face.
#23 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
What... do those words mean?

Mah-tu-re?

Hue-more?
#28 to #23 - erotictentacle ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Hue-more...
Hue-more...
User avatar #427 to #28 - ihaveakeyboard (07/30/2013) [-]
It is entirely appropriate that no one commented after this, as there is nothing to add
I know this ruins it, I just enjoy the stupidity of it
#86 - gharshi (07/30/2013) [-]
funnyjunk humor masterrace
#400 to #86 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
Im a ****** and i think the white man is the best thing ever
I love the KKK and what they try to do
I shoot every black guy i see even myself
#15 - mostlyshits (07/30/2013) [-]
&gt;funnyjunk   
&gt;humor
>funnyjunk
>humor
#17 to #15 - srvhendrix (07/30/2013) [-]
Source?
#27 to #24 - srvhendrix (07/30/2013) [-]
I was kinda hoping for the video, but thanks anyway man!
#268 - EvilPixelKillr (07/30/2013) [-]
>every comment section
#307 to #268 - kietzu (07/30/2013) [-]
Nah.
Nah.
#230 - servando (07/30/2013) [-]
we are 			*******		 hilarious
we are ******* hilarious
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