I'm not a religious dude but I gotta say. .. "And on the fifth day, God said, "Pass me some of that good herb". -The Bible according to Pope Dope, Dank 4:20. pope funny dope
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#50 - npfortytwo
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"And on the fifth day, God said, "Pass me some of that good herb".
-The Bible according to Pope Dope, Dank 4:20.
#104 to #50 - thereasonableperso
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And on that same day god created doritos, and Platypuses..platypi? Platypeople? Whats the plural for platypus?
#109 to #104 - npfortytwo
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Platypum.
#118 to #50 - slashendrix
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******* laughed at Dank 4:20
#65 to #50 - gcharto
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#10 to #2 - riddlerboy
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This isn't new, it has always been the church's teaching that good people that believe in different faiths that lead good lives can get into heaven, its just more difficult.
#28 to #10 - mechaemperor
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Not always. But recently, even before this pope, yes.
#3 to #2 - havockwzy
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#6 to #2 - gidmp
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The hope is always there, it is just some of us cannot and does not want to see it.
The hope is always there, it is just some of us cannot and does not want to see it.
#4 to #2 - trailoftears
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Wow, that's a nice step. Maybe we can get rid of over-convinced retards on all sides and be friends. I want that :|
#8 to #2 - darknesincontrol
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Now that the emperor is gone, theres A New Hope
#15 to #8 - fresighto
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<---pic related.
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#23 - demandsgayversion
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Does he still sit on a solid gold throne?
#77 to #23 - demandsgayversion
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I was just asking. I don't see why 4 people have to be assholes.
#25 to #24 - demandsgayversion
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Neat.
#56 to #25 - arsyro
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Nor does he use the bullet proof pope mobile
#102 to #56 - jacobomexicano
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Also, he lives in a hotel, not the fancy chambers the Vatican usually has reserved for popes
#165 to #102 - darkandbrooding
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They are still ventilating out the smell of all the orgies the old pope had with little boys..
#46 - shamusogrady
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This makes me happy for the religious community and I'm an atheist.
#48 to #46 - MurphyUK
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Your avatar does not make me happy.
#49 to #48 - shamusogrady
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Oh, god.... what's going on here.
#1 - shruiecken
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#154 to #1 - silverlance
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I'm being heretical and nobody can stop me
#30 - walnoot
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#32 to #30 - walnoot
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#33 to #32 - walnoot
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#7 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
that pope may be a nice guy, but jesus was still a nicer guy.
christians are just acting like asshats nowadays is all, not their religion, it's them/
#9 to #7 - nekkilu
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if Jesus really existed....
#16 to #9 - bakuraandmarik
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Jesus did exist, he may not of been the son of god or he could of been I don't know I wasn't there, but historical records and data prove he was real
#78 to #16 - monsterman
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Uh, no. Any "historical records" didn't exist until several decades after he supposedly died.

In the absence of religious bias, not a single historian would argue that this man "probably" existed.
#179 to #16 - nekkilu
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what historical data? please, besides the bible, tell me one book or history record where he is mentioned....please do, I will tell you I am wrong if you show me that!
#80 to #16 - cumonyou
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he's right
#13 to #9 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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pls no
pls no
#85 - drprohalbert
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(07/30/2013) [-]
The next thing you know...
#98 to #85 - hazmathank
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OH GOD YESSSSSSSS
#110 to #85 - yeoldetrolle
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Someone should make a mod for that the Vatican city isnt really that big...
#111 to #110 - thelastamerican
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Except instead of police you have to figure out a way to evade the baddest ************* to ever work security. The Swiss Guard.
#112 to #85 - curveball
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Side missions include:
Attending mass
Raising money for charity
Covering up scandals
Encyclical distribution
#114 to #112 - curveball
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And you get to play as this guy.
#148 to #114 - cirruss
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#170 to #148 - yisumad
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#35 - dashgamer
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All popes are assholes regardless of their "leniency." Get the **** over yourself, Christians, there is no merit in your facade of tolerance behind which lies your incessant need to convert others to your belief in ********.
#185 to #35 - mayormilkman
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Is it too late for me to make a condescending remark?
#61 to #35 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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2edgy
#91 to #35 - Crusader
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You mean you hate christians for having the same rule as other religions?
Even Atheists spend a strangely large amount of time trying to convert people away from religion.
#40 to #35 - zzforrest
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I think that it's trying to communicate but all I can hear is ignorant babble... What do I do? Should I attempt to communicate back?
#53 to #40 - somexotherxguy
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no, thts too risky... just ignore it and back away slowly
#99 to #35 - nooneis
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For being an atheist, and proclaiming to be all about tolerance, you seem to preach more hate than love.
For being an atheist, and proclaiming to be all about tolerance, you seem to preach more hate than love.
#76 to #35 - trollnot
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This is you.
#135 to #76 - popkornking
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Saved to my autism folder, thank you my good man
#145 to #135 - trollnot
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here have more
#147 to #145 - popkornking
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#116 - asheskirata
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He's an anti-gay bigot, just like most other Christians/Catholics/Protestants or anyone of an Abrahamic Religion, he's also the head of the most disgusting, historically speaking, organization of all time, the Catholic Church. This is coming from an Ex-Catholic who was a practicing Catholic for 15 years. Needless to say, I am an atheist now and damn proud of it. I don't need any invisible monsters waiting for me.
#121 to #116 - rza
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He said in Argentina, He doesn't judge gay priests, nor gays. He also just cracked down on the Vatican for Child Pornography. Go back to collecting fedoras.
#123 to #121 - asheskirata
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"In the coming weeks, the Argentine people will face a situation whose outcome can seriously harm the family...At stake is the identity and survival of the family: father, mother and children. At stake are the lives of many children who will be discriminated against in advance, and deprived of their human development given by a father and a mother and willed by God. At stake is the total rejection of God's law engraved in our hearts.
Let's not be naive: This is not a simple political fight; it is a destructive proposal to God's plan. This is not a mere legislative proposal (that's just its form), but a move by the father of lies that seeks to confuse and deceive the children of God... Let's look to St. Joseph, Mary, and the Child to ask fervently that they defend the Argentine family in this moment... May they support, defend, and accompany us in this war of God." And even though he said that women have a special role in the catholic church he still said that women in the Church should follow the teachings of the Magisterium given by the pope and bishops faithfully and obediently remaining subservient to men. Yes he is against same-sex marriage and believe women should unquestionably obey men.

I'm sorry, this is your good guy priest? It seems like you'll be collecting the fedoras, considering you know nothing of what you speak.
#126 to #123 - rza
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“If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?” Francis told reporters. Not to mention he also said, If Atheists do well, They will be accepted into God's kingdom. Go ahead and call him a douchebag all you want, But he is the best Pope there ever was.
#157 to #126 - jagenblitz
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Pope Francis NEVER said that atheists would be accepted into God's Kingdom. He words basically amounted to saying that atheists who do good are good people. That's it. Atheists aren't getting into heaven.

Even if the Pope had said that atheists can go to heaven, he would be wrong because that directly contradicts both Sacred Scripture and Sacred tradition.
#128 to #126 - asheskirata
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Pope Francis says women are unfit for political office, that gay adoption is child abuse and that same sex-marriage seriously damages the family. In short, the new pope is just another religious bigot, with a record of misogyny and homophobia.

However, Pope Francis comes with some heavy and disturbing baggage. Francis is on record stating that women are nothing more than the helpers of men, and are themselves unfit for political office. In a speech against Argentina presidential candidate Cristina Kirchner given in 2007, during the electoral campaign, then Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio said:

Women are naturally unfit for political office. Both the natural order and facts show us that the political being par excellence is male; the Scripture shows us that woman has always been the helper of man who thinks and does, but nothing more.

In addition to the blatant misogyny, Francis is also on record speaking out forcefully against laws granting marriage and adoption rights for gay men and lesbians. In a 2010 letter published in L’Osservatore Romano, he asserted that gay adoption is a form of discrimination against children, and claimed same sex marriage would “seriously damage the family.”

Francis even went so far as to suggest that the struggle for marriage equality is not simply a political struggle, but it is an attempt to "destroy God’s plan, a ‘move’ of the father of lies who seeks to confuse and deceive the children of God.”
#127 to #126 - asheskirata
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Actually, Pope John Paul the 2nd was the best pope of all.

His statement was basically saying that if someone is homosexual and tries to be straight, then he cannot judge them. He thinks homosexuality is an abomination, how dense are you people that you can't even read the undertones of the Catholic Church's statements?!
#129 to #127 - rza
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Source on this buddy?
#133 to #129 - asheskirata
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www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/13/pope-francis-gay-marriage-anti_n_2869221.html

That's just one, I'm sure you can find any number of articles on this, up to and including the actual letters and interviews.
#136 to #133 - rza
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Oh boy, You atheists.
#144 to #136 - asheskirata
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#141 to #136 - asheskirata
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Christianity: The belief that a you can talk to a 2,000 year old Jewish Zombie, telepathically and somehow this will save an incorporeal entity known as the soul which was damned by this Zombie in another form and will burn for eternity unless you please him.
#146 to #141 - rza
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But yet, There is proof of God. Look up St. Januarius' blood, Albert Einstein's explanation of God, The double account of the Exodus, The multiple sources of Jesus Christ's existence throughout Rome and all of the Middle East, They found the grave where Goliath was buried. That's just some basic facts..
#152 to #146 - asheskirata
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I like how every single one of my comments has been thumbed down, yet I have not thumbed down a single person. That amuses me.
#150 to #146 - asheskirata
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There is absolutely no proof of God, at all. None from contemporary, non-Christian sources. I know, my major is religion and I've been studying this stuff since I turned away from the Catholic Church 6 years ago.
#151 to #150 - rza
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The Romans were not Catholic, Neither were the Jews, Nor the Egyptians, Nor the Muslims. But yet, They all have accounts on the witnessing of the Exodus, Giants, David and Goliath, And Jesus Christ.
#155 to #151 - asheskirata
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Honestly, this sounds about as fake as the Ark that was admitted to be false 15 years ago.
#156 to #155 - rza
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How could the Ark be admitted to being fake when the story is millions of years old. Also, Look up the accounting of the Exodus, Jesus Christ's murder and more.
#160 to #156 - jagenblitz
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"millions of years old"

. . .That was a typo right?
#162 to #160 - rza
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Soz bud, Just exaggerated.
#153 to #151 - asheskirata
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Really? Where did this information come from, I implore you to source yourself.
#140 to #133 - rza
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#142 to #140 - asheskirata
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I'm not trying to defend anything...
#122 to #116 - fizzor
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Careful you don't cut yourself with that edginess.
#125 to #122 - asheskirata
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I can assure you, I won't.
#130 to #116 - cupotruth
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You're not a very happy person, are you?

You're also not very informed because this new pope is trying his very best to please pieces of **** like you and the least you could do is not be a dick about it.
#132 to #130 - asheskirata
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Actually, he's on record as a very heavy misogynist, he is extremely anti-gay and he considers gay adoption of children to be child abuse. He's not doing anything to please anyone. The only reason I like him is because he doesn't use the Catholic Church's money, in fact he gives it away, other than that he's a god damned bigot. Better than most Catholics, let alone Christians and Muslims, I guess.
#139 to #132 - fizzor
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"let alone Christians and Muslims, I guess" Oh man, I bet you know all of them real well, don'tcha. I mean, of course you do, how else could you make such a tasteless judgement about ALL the Christians and Muslims?
#143 to #139 - asheskirata
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well, looking at history and the way a great deal of them act, as well as the fact that I live in the Bible Belt of the U.S., I feel as if I can judge the Christian religion. Then looking at the horrific things in the Middle East and the way the Muslims in Britain act, I think I can pretty much pass judgement on their religion as well
#158 to #143 - fizzor
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Yeah, well, looking at the history of germans, and the acts they pulled off (WW2, Nazis) I'm just gonna say all the germans today are nazi-loving pieces of *******! There is no way I can be wrong, right? RIGHT?!

Oh and that's so cute, so let me get this straight, Muslims might act like **** IN BRITAIN, muslims might act like **** IN THE U.S, and these places of course consist ALL OF THE WORLD'S muslims, and there's definitely not muslims anywhere else who might be more pleasant to be around with, oh no, definitely not.

Yeah, no. **** off.
#186 to #158 - asheskirata
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Here's the difference in our statements. You are judging the people, I am judging the idea they live by. Neither Islam, nor Christianity, instill good morals or help one live good lives. You sir, are a ********, because the Muslims all over Europe have been taking over slowly, they're doing the same thing in America, little by little. I'd like to see you walk into the middle east without being killed for not being Islamic, because that's exactly what would happen.
#187 to #186 - fizzor
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Yeah, dude, nobody cares anymore. Just drop it.
#188 to #187 - asheskirata
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>"yeah, dude, nobody cares anymore. Just drop it."

Nope. Don't feel like it. I haven't had a chance to respond to your comment until now, so I wanted to go ahead and get that out of the way.
#189 to #188 - fizzor
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Okay, well, I hope it made you feel better. Have a nice day.
#190 to #189 - asheskirata
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agreed. Let's just move on from here. You have a nice day as well, friend.
#134 to #130 - asheskirata
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I enjoy how, instead of proving me wrong by informing me about these "attempts of pleasing", you resorted to calling me a piece of ****.
#138 to #134 - cupotruth
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You ever think he changed his opinion.   
   
Now he thinks gays are alright and you've already given me another reason which is that he donates money.   
   
So basically your opinion is quite slow witted.
You ever think he changed his opinion.

Now he thinks gays are alright and you've already given me another reason which is that he donates money.

So basically your opinion is quite slow witted.
#177 to #138 - asheskirata
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his opinion of homosexuality changing that drastically in a total of a few months? After years of bigotry and the law of his religion being that it is an abomination? I highly doubt it. You're obviously the slow one here.
#182 to #177 - cupotruth
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You misunderstand he wasn't speaking for the church it's his opinion you ********.

God it's like talking to a wall.
#184 to #182 - asheskirata
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For you, my friend.
#183 to #182 - asheskirata
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When the hell did I say he was talking for the church?! The Catholic Church does consider homosexuality an abomination, it's one of the most widely held Christian beliefs across the board. God, you are slow. It's like talking to a brick wall.

I don't recall insulting you with names like "********" so please refrain from using them for no reason against me. Unless you're a butthurt Catholic, then it's okay.