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As seen on Tumblr. Source: Behold the lightbulb's interpretation of this... Edit: where the is the lightbulb?. ton EBB nnou_ : tea - n kets: ascot glam: I wanna

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Behold the lightbulb's interpretation of this...

Edit: where the **** is the lightbulb?

ton EBB nnou_ :
tea - n kets:
ascot glam:
I wanna way maria because " hot but I really hate
my legs" an autobiography
l wanna way maria but I diam ahave" the sequel.
I wanna waar maria but I thyn' taan and I' d rather not blind you"
The trilogy
l wanna way maria but my huge ack always athsma out" a poppop
book
A map bank
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#4 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
"I like shorts, they are comfy and easy to wear"
User avatar #18 to #4 - unemployeddonkey (07/30/2013) [-]
"easy to wear" - oh wait this isnt tumblr
#84 to #18 - notstill (07/30/2013) [-]
Good call, that was close wasn't it.

The only way it could've been better is if you realized it wasn't tumblr before you decided to post your comment.
User avatar #62 to #4 - RaptorJesus (07/30/2013) [-]
Ive never worn something that was difficult to wear....
#8 to #4 - cooldudexy (07/30/2013) [-]
well said
#41 - arsonistchapel (07/30/2013) [-]
I want to wear shorts but I missed leg day... a couple times.
User avatar #45 to #41 - sunnyday (07/30/2013) [-]
Is that ******* Johnny Bravo?
#9 - Kairyuka (07/30/2013) [-]
"I want to wear shorts and I do"
#19 - drjohnjohn (07/30/2013) [-]
I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear
User avatar #53 to #19 - gustaviaable (07/30/2013) [-]
I have seen the exact comment three times on content about shorts and everytime it gets ******** of thumbs. No thumb for you.
#43 to #19 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
Well someone posted this 19 hours ago and it's top comment here. So I'm gonna thumb you down.
User avatar #26 to #19 - thenewgizmobox (07/30/2013) [-]
the prequel
#51 - sweetellie (07/30/2013) [-]
I hate shorts with a passion.
I hate shorts with a passion.
#72 to #51 - thewizsam (07/30/2013) [-]
me too
me too
User avatar #76 to #51 - kiermatv (07/30/2013) [-]
I like them on other people...
#77 to #51 - theavatarspupil (07/30/2013) [-]
According to every female I've consulted with on the matter of my legs, they all say I've got very sexy legs. Some have even just said it, out of nowhere, but I still hate shorts, especially if they are above the knee. I can tolerate below the knee shorts and swimming trunks, but that's it.

Also, the most irrelevant thing I had in my folder.
#90 to #77 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
I have gross cellulite on my thighs, so I don't want to wear something that draws attention to that. Especially since most shorts for women are short as 			****		.
I have gross cellulite on my thighs, so I don't want to wear something that draws attention to that. Especially since most shorts for women are short as **** .
User avatar #91 to #90 - theavatarspupil (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm a guy, if that's not clear, by the way...
User avatar #92 to #91 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, I assumed as much when you said you wear swimming trunks..
User avatar #93 to #92 - theavatarspupil (07/31/2013) [-]
Alright, just trying to make sure. And now that you mention it, I know a girl who wears swimming trunks or shorts over a Bikini every time she swims.
User avatar #94 to #93 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
That's a great idea.. I'd probably do the same thing if I could bring myself to wear any kind of swimwear.
User avatar #95 to #94 - theavatarspupil (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you just not swim?
#96 to #95 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
absolutely not.. lol
absolutely not.. lol
#97 to #96 - theavatarspupil (07/31/2013) [-]
Oh... I love swimming. And I especially love going to water parks. I hate roller coasters though. Scare the 			****		 outta me.
Oh... I love swimming. And I especially love going to water parks. I hate roller coasters though. Scare the **** outta me.
User avatar #98 to #97 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
Well, I try to avoid things that might involve revealing clothing or people looking at me. Rollercoasters scare me too D: I'm just an all-around boring person.
User avatar #99 to #98 - theavatarspupil (07/31/2013) [-]
My initial hate of roller coasters came from my first trip to a theme park. I went when I was 10 or 11, and rode two roller coasters. The first one scared me, but I rode a second one just to see if I was really scared of them or not. Ever since, I've been terrified of them. It's actually one of my only fears.
User avatar #100 to #99 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
That's interesting.. I dunno why I'm scared of most of the things I'm scared of :S
User avatar #101 to #100 - theavatarspupil (07/31/2013) [-]
Well, what are you afraid of? I'm usually pretty good with this kind of thing.
User avatar #102 to #101 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
Mostly Blood and Aliens. But I'm scared of most things.
User avatar #103 to #102 - theavatarspupil (07/31/2013) [-]
A phobia of blood probably comes from seeing a gory scene from a movie that you saw when you were younger, or a abjection to violence. A fear of aliens could stem off of the fact that they have a good chance of existing and could look like something you couldn't even imagine. Maybe...
#104 to #103 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
Wow, you really are good at this.. I didn't expect such a detailed comment.
Wow, you really are good at this.. I didn't expect such a detailed comment.
User avatar #105 to #104 - theavatarspupil (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm heavily considering being a Mental Therapist (but not a Psychiatrist, because that means I'd just be slinging pills instead of talking people through their issues), I've just got a knack for it. If we were to spend lots of time together, I'd probably be able to know everything about you just by how you act and the way you speak. I do it all the time, and I'm usually pretty accurate. The longer I've known a person, the better I can read them. Another thing is that people usually will get comfortable enough with me to basically tell me anything. Mainly because they know I would never share anything they tell me in confidence.
User avatar #106 to #105 - sweetellie (07/31/2013) [-]
You should go for it, I think that'd be a great career choice for you (From what you've tole me anyway) :3
User avatar #107 to #106 - theavatarspupil (07/31/2013) [-]
I just might.
#55 to #51 - departed (07/30/2013) [-]
Same here man.
Same here man.
#56 to #55 - sweetellie (07/30/2013) [-]
Good to see I'm not alone in having a negative opinion of them.   
Doesn't matter how hot it get's I will never think to myself "I'd love to put a pair of shorts on right about now."
Good to see I'm not alone in having a negative opinion of them.
Doesn't matter how hot it get's I will never think to myself "I'd love to put a pair of shorts on right about now."
#33 - Snookbone (07/30/2013) [-]
Thought I'd give it a little fix
+4
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#1 - kenanandkel (07/29/2013) [-]
**kenanandkel rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Bitch who doesn't like bananas ** who I'm writing a book about
**kenanandkel rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Bitch who doesn't like bananas ** who I'm writing a book about
#13 to #1 - trevanman (07/30/2013) [-]
that's gotta be a pretty cool book, then
#11 - natedizzie (07/30/2013) [-]
>In 8th grade
>Go to strict ass school with dress code
>Only allowed to wear pants or jeans no shorts
>our class wins some contest lets us wear what we want for a day
>Wear shorts and some stupid joke shirt
>late for class
>One of my teachers walks outside her room
>looks at me and drops to the ground covering her face
>Ask her whats wrong and she screams
>Im blinded by the light of your pale white legs
MFW
#29 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
******* tumblr cancer... over and over...
User avatar #30 to #29 - finblob (07/30/2013) [-]
Get over it. Cry somewhere else.
User avatar #32 to #29 - Lainge ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I hope it's just a phase.
Just like ragecomics were.
#44 to #32 - misterbot (07/30/2013) [-]
Rage comics weren't bad though.
User avatar #54 to #32 - trojandetected (07/30/2013) [-]
i hate fan-phases the most, i can laugh at tumblr posts (yes i fell dirty after) but i just skip pony - dr who - posts all togethor and im even a dr who fan that sort of *********** is HEY I LIKE THIS SHOW AND I MUST TELL OTHER PEOPLE I LIKE IT.
i also hate bad gramer and irony.
#59 - theawesomeguy (07/30/2013) [-]
A tumblr post with no unessesary caps and no "im so done"??!??!?! what is this madness!??!!
User avatar #67 to #59 - cossackwhoop (07/30/2013) [-]
common sense
#71 - doyouevenkawaii (07/30/2013) [-]
Why do people repeat the comment in tumblr as if were too blind,and stupid to get the joke?
#78 to #71 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
Why do people repeat this comment on every tumblr post ever?
User avatar #73 to #71 - theavatarspupil (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm gonna guess for emphasis
#63 - commandershit (07/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #64 to #63 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
I will always be baffled how two letters can make many people mad.
User avatar #66 to #64 - Obscurity (07/30/2013) [-]
le
#79 to #66 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
weren't you number 1 a long time ago?
User avatar #80 to #79 - Obscurity (07/30/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #69 to #66 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
Even bigger than "XD" and less relevant by now.
User avatar #70 to #64 - cfeuer (07/30/2013) [-]
beats me. the emoticon goes back to the days of AOL chatrooms. before FJ, 4chan, tumblr and anything else.
User avatar #47 - Thenewguygunther (07/30/2013) [-]
>sitting with girl
>she rubs my face
>all scruffy and ****
>"sorry i haven't shaved recently"
>she looks me in the eye
>grabs hand
>slides it down body
>over crotch
>to legs
>slides it up
>whispers in my ear "neither have i"
#36 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
those were all pretty ******* disgusting
except the last one
User avatar #14 - huszti (07/30/2013) [-]
i don't get the second one.
i sometimes wear shorts (or shorter-than-usuals) and i never shaved my legs my whole life.
User avatar #15 to #14 - reaperssprint (07/30/2013) [-]
Are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #17 to #15 - huszti (07/30/2013) [-]
i am a man.
#20 to #17 - reaperssprint (07/30/2013) [-]
There you go. Men don't shave their legs, we keep our winter coats and wear them with pride.
User avatar #23 to #20 - stuartbewbzz (07/30/2013) [-]
OP here. I find a bit man-scaping in the summer is rather refreshing.
User avatar #24 to #23 - reaperssprint (07/30/2013) [-]
Man-scaping down below is fine. But chest hair and leg hair shouldn't be shaved bald. At least in my opinion, its kind of sad to me.
User avatar #25 to #24 - stuartbewbzz (07/30/2013) [-]
Depends on the thickness of bush the guys got going on on his legs and chest really. If it's quite sparse and free then I'd leave it but overgrown forests just look naff! Plus with chest it's quite common to get tattoos done there, so having hair with it just looks weird.

We need a femanon's opinion here really.
User avatar #27 to #25 - reaperssprint (07/30/2013) [-]
Girls all have different opinions and tastes. I don't care if people trim, because everybody does that, its just shaved bald is weird to me, I don't know. Of course there are a lot of guys who don't grow hair at all, but that's completely different.
#52 to #25 - tinypoodle (07/30/2013) [-]
It really comes down to your own personal taste. I frankly love guys with hairy chests. I dont know why, but i think it's manly and attractive. I dont really care either way about legs though.
User avatar #46 to #25 - nandaaz (07/30/2013) [-]
You want a female opinion? ok... [Warning: Rant incoming]
First of all: It SUCKS that women have to shave their legs while men don't. Seriously. Every time we want to wear something short we have to shave first and try to think ahead about the weather and what we wanna wear, and guys can just be like "oh its getting warm, time for shorts"

Secondly: I don't really like hairy chests or super hairy legs. Whenever I see a friend/my brother with shorts I just make a joke about them trying to grow a freaking cat on their legs. A little bit of hair is ok, but with almost every guy I see you can't even see his legs anymore cuz of the hair...
But ofc that's just my opinion, we need more females here...
User avatar #21 to #20 - huszti (07/30/2013) [-]
good. i was worried for a second. i know guys who shave their legs. thanks for enlightening me.
User avatar #22 to #21 - reaperssprint (07/30/2013) [-]
Wait, really? That's weird. I know guys who shave their chests, even that's kind of sad to me, but their legs? Unless they swim of course.
User avatar #28 to #22 - huszti (07/30/2013) [-]
yeah it is weird. i even know a guy who shaves his arms. he doesn't swim or does a sport where this would be useful.
User avatar #31 to #28 - reaperssprint (07/30/2013) [-]
Jesus, well I guess some people just don't like it. The only place I can really agree with shaving bald would be your back if your still young. Otherwise it's really kind of pointless.
#87 to #31 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
Just gonna say it, for as a guy I have no real clue as to why I shave myself, (my whole self) except that i really do enjoy the way I feel after, It has nothing to do with application to physical activity, just me and what I like. So you know, it's really in the past due to other men's remarks towards it, instead of saying you think its wrong for a guy to do it, you should say you don't like the idea of having hairless areas on your own body.
User avatar #88 to #87 - reaperssprint (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't think it matters how I say it, my opinion is still the same.
#37 to #14 - danascully (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't shave my legs either. As long as I wear long pants, I don't see why it should matter.
User avatar #12 - zigap (07/30/2013) [-]
"This Tumblr thread is ******* retarded because everybody just wears ******* shorts if its hot" the haiku
#85 - tobistrigoivii (07/30/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at I had to make a title so i wrote this ** I want to wear shorts but this happens
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at I had to make a title so i wrote this ** I want to wear shorts but this happens
#82 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
i'm so glad the final comment was there because i totally didn't see it in the comment above it
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