Family Tree. O.o. Ariel ant: Hen: are Yeah mat and Ariel IS me daughter cg Tritty. sun or Poseidon. brother or Zeus, when IS me Lather or Hercules so yeah techn Disney family
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Ariel ant: Hen: are
Yeah mat and Ariel IS me daughter cg Tritty. sun or Poseidon. brother
or Zeus, when IS me Lather or Hercules so yeah technically they are
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AS DH EFL GUS
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#41 - bizzar (07/30/2013) [-]
And here`s their other cousin, Kratos, who`s helping dyslexic people read
#70 to #41 - liffian (07/30/2013) [-]
He also works part time as a sales assistant.
Nice guy, seems like he's got his life together.
User avatar #71 to #70 - hydraetis (07/30/2013) [-]
I love those comics.
#43 to #41 - funnyjunkforlife (07/30/2013) [-]
he seems nice
#53 - dickticklerluv (07/30/2013) [-]
...So?
...So?

#79 to #53 - BlueToaster (07/30/2013) [-]
By a completely unrelated circumstance, two of Disney's animated features (after being created years apart) have main protagonists who are blood relatives. The simple fact that Disney may have not known about this generates a lot of interest for people.
By a completely unrelated circumstance, two of Disney's animated features (after being created years apart) have main protagonists who are blood relatives. The simple fact that Disney may have not known about this generates a lot of interest for people.
#14 - evenme (07/30/2013) [-]
To clarify, i made this!
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User avatar #76 to #14 - znigga (07/30/2013) [-]
Actually in Greek mythology Triton is the son of Poseidon (God of the Sea) and Amphitrite (the Sea Godess). Therefore since Ariel is the daughter of Hercule's father's (zeus) brother's(Poseidon) Son(Triton) she would actually be Hercules's first cousin once removed.
#26 to #14 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
you did not make this graph, you phanact.
User avatar #63 to #26 - evenme (07/30/2013) [-]
Yes i did. Here is a link to where i posted it for the first time www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4519824/Mind+Blown/25#25
#82 to #63 - thenotgay (07/30/2013) [-]
Saying it's a repost subtly without getting thumbed down. Props
Saying it's a repost subtly without getting thumbed down. Props
User avatar #116 to #26 - rockamekishiko (07/30/2013) [-]
is phanact synonym for phanact now?
User avatar #80 to #14 - HarvietheDinkle (07/30/2013) [-]
That just made things more confusing
#17 to #14 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
Technically, they would be cousins once removed, as they are removed by one generation. Hercule's child and Ariel would then be second cousins. Just saying. But the Diagram helps a lot. =D
#56 - acedamon (07/30/2013) [-]
Second cousins. Ariel's dad is Triton, so he is Hercules' cousin. Therefore Ariel is his second cousin. Twice since the Hercules movie made Hera his mom.
#21 - mrparkinglot (07/30/2013) [-]
Suddenly a lot of things from my childhood makes sense... I don't want it to
#73 - xmonke (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm kind of attracted to Ariel as if she's a real person. She's like super gorgeous, because of the way she's animated and everything.
I'm kind of attracted to Ariel as if she's a real person. She's like super gorgeous, because of the way she's animated and everything.
User avatar #78 to #73 - mrtrixreturned (07/30/2013) [-]
I like redheads if it means anything
User avatar #97 to #73 - newsugarbriches (07/30/2013) [-]
Ariel is 16 years old you perv
User avatar #107 to #97 - xmonke (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm only 18.
#100 to #73 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
also, she can't talk
User avatar #112 to #100 - derik (07/30/2013) [-]
And that's a bad thing?
#102 to #73 - toxicrocker (07/30/2013) [-]
That's the power of Disney animation, baby.
That's the power of Disney animation, baby.
#93 - swagloon (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't understand why people are make a big deal about this. Shouldn't we had know this back when they taught Greek Myth in school.
I don't understand why people are make a big deal about this. Shouldn't we had know this back when they taught Greek Myth in school.

User avatar #95 to #93 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
I never learned about Ariel in school
User avatar #96 to #95 - swagloon (07/30/2013) [-]
Did you not learn of Zeus and Poseidon; and how they spawn a **** load of children?
User avatar #98 to #96 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh I learned about Zues and Poseidon plenty but you said shouldn't we know this because of a Myth class in school. Ariel was never a part of those lessons so how could the class teach me that she was related to Hercules? I agree it is pretty obvious when you think about it but my class wouldn't have taught me that and I don't think I ever thought about the relationship between the little mermaid and Hercules.
User avatar #104 to #98 - swagloon (07/30/2013) [-]
While not all schools don't teach the same material; it's no secret that Hercules is the son of Zeus and Triton the son of Poseidon. In the movie it's clear that Ariel is the daughter of Trition; so it's only common sense that they're related and you don't need no education for that. And it doesn't surprise me one bit considering Disney loves to mix their movies together.

Ariel is a Disney made character not a greek myth.
User avatar #106 to #104 - mjjrussell **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
Ok I would like to say that I agree with you about it being common sense but you totally contradicted yourself! By saying you don't need no education for that you actual said that you do need education to learn it. Again, I agree with you but that is just too hilarious.
#45 - painispancakes (07/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #57 - fukkendragonite (07/30/2013) [-]
I hate to be the guy that bitches about tumblr but the replies are the stupidest overreactions ever.
User avatar #25 - bloodeyes (07/30/2013) [-]
2nd cousins actually
#33 to #25 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
Wrong
User avatar #54 to #25 - psychlogic (07/30/2013) [-]
First cousins once removed actually.
User avatar #28 to #25 - holyshihtzu (07/30/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #65 - champaigne (07/30/2013) [-]
No Ariel is Hercules's niece
User avatar #133 to #65 - areo0420 (07/30/2013) [-]
First cousin once removed. They're not the same generation.

Hercules's son/daughter would be Ariel's second cousin.
#68 to #65 - dzbll (07/30/2013) [-]
Triton and Hercules are cousins. . . so Ariel would be Hercules second cousin
#1 - Furubatsu (07/29/2013) [-]
That explains their ginger hair. but not him <-

One thing that annoyed me about the little mermaid franchise was that Ariel's mother was named Athena, I know it was probably a "different" name beginning with A, like all the others but It always annoyed me that the idea that not only would Athena get married, it would be to her arch-nemesis' son.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Raltechh (07/29/2013) [-]
If I'm not mistaken as I'm not well versed on Athena, didn't she stand to lose her powers had she lost her purity?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Furubatsu (07/29/2013) [-]
Athena was one of the three holy maidens/virgins (along with her sister Artemis and aunt Hestia) meaning they vowed to a life of celibacy. I don't know what would happen if they ever did have sex but seeing how Artemis treats her hunters who were raped, it'll end badly.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Raltechh (07/29/2013) [-]
Eck, never really liked Artemis. Seems kinda prudish.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Furubatsu (07/29/2013) [-]
She used to be my fave Olympian because I was all like "Yeah! Girl power"!
Then I learned that she was a bitch.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Raltechh (07/29/2013) [-]
Athena is my favorite Olympian, and as cliche as it sounds, Zeus is a close second.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Furubatsu (07/29/2013) [-]
Meh, never really liked Zeus in the sense that he was the biggest man whore of all time. I mean why trick your sister into marrying you when you're just gonna end up cheating on her anyway?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Raltechh (07/29/2013) [-]
I can understand that,I just find the fact he enticed women into bed while still in his animal forms, was pretty hilarious.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Furubatsu (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah but he wasn't the only god to do that.
I mean Dionysus turned himself into grapes to get inside a woman
User avatar #10 to #9 - Raltechh (07/29/2013) [-]
I wish I could compose a better response, however, I'm too busy laughing to think.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Furubatsu (07/29/2013) [-]
take your time
User avatar #61 - xxhunterxx (07/30/2013) [-]
Wouldn't he be an uncle then?
Or am I missing something.
User avatar #124 to #61 - ennaburning (07/30/2013) [-]
Actually they would be first cousins once removed
User avatar #142 to #61 - TheHutchie ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
The **** ? Your text wasn't that colour when I replied to you before...
User avatar #143 to #142 - xxhunterxx (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm special.
User avatar #64 to #61 - TheHutchie ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Second cousin.
User avatar #37 - zeunfunnyguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Hercules is one generation younger than Zeus.
Ariel is two generations younger than Zeus.
Therefor Hercules cousin is Triton.
User avatar #40 to #37 - subaqueousreach (07/30/2013) [-]
Ariel would still be his cousin, just his cousin once removed.
User avatar #52 to #40 - rhc (07/30/2013) [-]
second cousin.
User avatar #72 to #52 - areo0420 (07/30/2013) [-]
he's right.

Second cousin would be Hercules's child's relationship to Ariel.

Basically, the difference is in the generation. Second cousins are in the same generation, while cousins removed are not... It's sort of hard for me to explain without a diagram...
#74 to #52 - areo0420 (07/30/2013) [-]
Here we are.
User avatar #88 to #40 - gandalfthegreat (07/30/2013) [-]
2nd Cousin
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User avatar #84 to #77 - thatirishdude (07/30/2013) [-]
they'd be second cousins
User avatar #85 to #84 - OptimaTentacle (07/30/2013) [-]
I was about to say that, but according to wikipedia, they are technically "first cousins once removed."
User avatar #87 to #85 - thatirishdude (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've never really understood how that works before
#131 to #87 - areo0420 (07/30/2013) [-]
To be a second cousin, you'd be in the same generation. Hercules's son would be Ariel's second cousin, since they're the same distance from the start relationship (Zues and Poseidon)

However, that's not the case. The picture, while not the topic at hand) describes the difference pretty well, I think.
User avatar #101 - giinthir (07/30/2013) [-]
Kratos and Hercules are brothers because they are both sons of Zeus
What does that make Kratos exactly to Ariel?
#110 to #101 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
Cousins...
User avatar #117 to #101 - Jesusnipples (07/30/2013) [-]
Still cousins
User avatar #60 - motherfuckingkenji (07/30/2013) [-]
Everyone is talking about their actual relationship and things like that.
And I'm just sitting here with my knowledge of Disney limited to Kingdom Hearts 2.
User avatar #44 - picamix (07/30/2013) [-]
wouldnt hercules be an uncle of sorts
User avatar #58 to #44 - fireprincess (07/30/2013) [-]
It's called a second cousin.
User avatar #46 to #44 - demandsgayversion (07/30/2013) [-]
Yes, I was doing the math for about an hour, and that's what I got, too.
User avatar #47 to #46 - picamix (07/30/2013) [-]
im glad its not just me
User avatar #48 to #47 - demandsgayversion (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's confusing because of that extra generation above them, but I think that even a cousin's child would be your niece/nephew, right?
User avatar #49 to #48 - picamix (07/30/2013) [-]
i think so
User avatar #50 to #49 - demandsgayversion (07/30/2013) [-]
I did a quick google, we was wrong. Ariel is his first cousin once removed.
User avatar #51 to #50 - picamix (07/30/2013) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #81 - tehlulzbringer (07/30/2013) [-]
who cares?
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