Prank call. If repost, tell me and then I'll continue not giving a . This happened a newyears age. Ijust wanted to share we me Leaave random idea to prank call  4Chan greentext story fake Suicide
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Prank call

Prank call. If repost, tell me and then I'll continue not giving a . This happened a newyears age. Ijust wanted to share we me Leaave random idea to prank call

If repost, tell me and then I'll continue not giving a ****

This happened a newyears age. Ijust wanted to share
we me
Leaave random idea to prank call someone fer the first time in my life
seaside be be engine] and craft my we can
minutes go by
pick Someone random in phone book
mall
vgrd picks up. maybe thirteen
Hells?"
Is this the Suicide Hotline'?"
Uh. M this is the Smith horsehead_"
slit; " **** I CAN' T DO ANYTHING RIGHT?"
ahold phone up to computer, play gunshot seem! effect
wrap wens. leave it oft the Mok
at}: OH MY GOD, DAD! DAD SOMEONE JUST SHOT THEMSELVES!
Sshe starts crying, runs away
shear dad asking her to calm dawn and explain
bl assume she does. all I can hear is sobbing
ddad starts freaking out
and tries calm her dawn
1: -says something along the lines of "We' ll be okay, at least it wasn' t someone we knew."
she gets angry. screams like "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?", walks off.
ddad sits detain by phone. starts weeping
in hang up the phone.
em I have permanently scarred a family
em I have strained and may have broken the letting relationship between father and daughter
aw the daughter is probably in therapy nght new
And that was the last time I ever prank called .
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#54 to #18 - leto (07/30/2013) [-]
yes
yes
#49 - newtoast (07/30/2013) [-]
>last october
>get a call from blocked number
>know what's about to happen
>"hello?"
>"you want some of these"
>don't answer
>"i said you want some of these?"
>"no"
>"you're supposed to ask what, and then i say, 'deez nut-'"
>hang up

Least successful prank call I've ever had the disgrace of receiving
User avatar #169 to #49 - oishiine (07/30/2013) [-]
Let's touch butts

As well as deeeez nuts
#40 - ulquiorratheespada (07/29/2013) [-]
>Acquire death note   
>Write in the book the names of twenty people and make them kill themselves while on the phone with this girl   
>Space the calls one hour apart   
>???   
>Profit
>Acquire death note
>Write in the book the names of twenty people and make them kill themselves while on the phone with this girl
>Space the calls one hour apart
>???
>Profit
#286 to #40 - Rascal (07/30/2013) [-]
if it were you, wouldn't you just assume that this was a prank now that it's been happening consecutively?
#46 to #40 - thescyle ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
#14 - teranin ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Why would that be the last time? Your idea was brilliant, and the prank was pretty brutal.
#35 to #14 - kiboz (07/29/2013) [-]
Could you give the link to those comics? I loved them but didn't seem to favorite or sth.
User avatar #36 to #35 - teranin ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
uh, well I remember seeing this guy post several of them www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4247263/Spot/
#37 to #36 - kiboz (07/29/2013) [-]
thanks
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User avatar #61 - angrypapagenu (07/30/2013) [-]
>Be me 5 years ago
>Make prank call with friend
>Old lady answers
>My friend: "I think there's a guy on you roof"
>Old Lady: "Who"
>My friend: "Yeah, I think his name is Jack. I'm going to help Jack off."
>Old Lady:".......Jack has been dead for 20 years. He..he was my husband."
>hang up the phone.
Last prank call I have made
#253 - ThatFatMummy (07/30/2013) [-]
>Be me   
>Call pharmacy   
>"Do you have cotton balls?"   
>"Yes we do"   
>"THEN IT MUST TICKLE WHEN YOU WALK"   
>Hang up   
   
Mfw
>Be me
>Call pharmacy
>"Do you have cotton balls?"
>"Yes we do"
>"THEN IT MUST TICKLE WHEN YOU WALK"
>Hang up

Mfw
#254 to #253 - ThatFatMummy (07/30/2013) [-]
>Be me, 5 minutes later   
>Call bowling alley   
>"Do you have 10lbs balls?"   
>"Erm... yes"   
>"THEN YOU MUST WEAR SAGGY PANTS"   
>Hang up   
   
Mfw
>Be me, 5 minutes later
>Call bowling alley
>"Do you have 10lbs balls?"
>"Erm... yes"
>"THEN YOU MUST WEAR SAGGY PANTS"
>Hang up

Mfw
User avatar #272 to #254 - syndromes (07/30/2013) [-]
You made me laugh more than 10 OC's in a row.
#15 - scoobi (07/29/2013) [-]
Man: "Hello, this is Pizza Hut, may I take your order?"   
Me: "Yes, I would like a large cheese pizza with a side of battle toads."   
Man: "Excuse me?"   
Me: "Battle toads. I asked for that, do you have it?"   
Man: "This is the 6th 			*******		 time." (Muffled so it was like in the background.)   
Me: "Hello? Got battle toads?"   
Man: "Listen, you little 			****		, I will 			*******		 trace this phone number. I will call the police. Hang up now or I will 			****		 up your day."   
Me: "Sir I was just asking for Battle Toads."   
Man: "OH MY 			*******		 GOD!"    
Hear slamming like guy was punching the counter top. Then someone screaming and then silence. I hung up the phone and never called that Pizza Hut again.
Man: "Hello, this is Pizza Hut, may I take your order?"
Me: "Yes, I would like a large cheese pizza with a side of battle toads."
Man: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Battle toads. I asked for that, do you have it?"
Man: "This is the 6th ******* time." (Muffled so it was like in the background.)
Me: "Hello? Got battle toads?"
Man: "Listen, you little **** , I will ******* trace this phone number. I will call the police. Hang up now or I will **** up your day."
Me: "Sir I was just asking for Battle Toads."
Man: "OH MY ******* GOD!"
Hear slamming like guy was punching the counter top. Then someone screaming and then silence. I hung up the phone and never called that Pizza Hut again.
#25 to #15 - weinerdick ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #15 - spartusee (07/30/2013) [-]
Called gamestop
Ask for battle toads
She says we have caller id and then says goodbye and hangs up
????
#51 to #15 - robotrone (07/30/2013) [-]
I laughed more at your comment than the actual content.
I laughed more at your comment than the actual content.
#203 - willindor ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Meanwhile at the daughter's therapy session.
#240 to #203 - sonictheblueguy (07/30/2013) [-]
Here and here and especially here.
Here and here and especially here.
#149 - Lintutu (07/30/2013) [-]
>Call a random number   
>Some guy picks up   
>I try to serious my voice as much as possible cause i was giggling to much   
>I calm down   
>I then ask "Is your refrigerator running?"   
>He says "Yes...?"   
>I saw "Well you better go catch it!"   
>Hang up
>Call a random number
>Some guy picks up
>I try to serious my voice as much as possible cause i was giggling to much
>I calm down
>I then ask "Is your refrigerator running?"
>He says "Yes...?"
>I saw "Well you better go catch it!"
>Hang up
#28 - pappathethird (07/29/2013) [-]
That's pretty good for a first time prank call
That's pretty good for a first time prank call
#261 - marcalo (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh jesus. If this post is true that was just horrible.
#165 - yowutis (07/30/2013) [-]
>Be me 17 years old.   
>Sleeping, its 2 a.m.   
> Cell Rings   
>Answer it.   
>Me: Hello? (			*******		 pissed they woke me up)   
>Random Number: Hi my name's Toilet!   
>Me still waking up: Huh? What?   
>RN: You should Toilet!   
>I hang up.   
>Laughing can't even be mad   
   
MFW
>Be me 17 years old.
>Sleeping, its 2 a.m.
> Cell Rings
>Answer it.
>Me: Hello? ( ******* pissed they woke me up)
>Random Number: Hi my name's Toilet!
>Me still waking up: Huh? What?
>RN: You should Toilet!
>I hang up.
>Laughing can't even be mad

MFW
#235 - accountdrakula (07/30/2013) [-]
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#210 - herosoldier (07/30/2013) [-]
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#22 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
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that was awesome
#265 - teranin ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Hey does anyone have that copypasta of the guy who finds out he is actually everyone alive, and exists as some sort of god-fetus? I need it for... reasons.
User avatar #275 to #270 - teranin ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
thank you
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