Prank call. If repost, tell me and then I'll continue not giving a . This happened a newyears age. Ijust wanted to share we me Leaave random idea to prank call
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Prank call

If repost, tell me and then I'll continue not giving a ****

This happened a newyears age. Ijust wanted to share
we me
Leaave random idea to prank call someone fer the first time in my life
seaside be be engine] and craft my we can
minutes go by
pick Someone random in phone book
mall
vgrd picks up. maybe thirteen
Hells?"
Is this the Suicide Hotline'?"
Uh. M this is the Smith horsehead_"
slit; " **** I CAN' T DO ANYTHING RIGHT?"
ahold phone up to computer, play gunshot seem! effect
wrap wens. leave it oft the Mok
at}: OH MY GOD, DAD! DAD SOMEONE JUST SHOT THEMSELVES!
Sshe starts crying, runs away
shear dad asking her to calm dawn and explain
bl assume she does. all I can hear is sobbing
ddad starts freaking out
and tries calm her dawn
1: -says something along the lines of "We' ll be okay, at least it wasn' t someone we knew."
she gets angry. screams like "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?", walks off.
ddad sits detain by phone. starts weeping
in hang up the phone.
em I have permanently scarred a family
em I have strained and may have broken the letting relationship between father and daughter
aw the daughter is probably in therapy nght new
And that was the last time I ever prank called .
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#18 - sotalokki (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#16 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [+] (27 replies)
My girlfriends last name is smith, shes 13, shes in therapy, and shes told me that someone killed herself over the phone with her
My ******* god! this cant be a coincidence
#171 - coolioplasm (07/30/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Holy crap this made it to top 6! Thanks FJ, you're all awesome!
User avatar #176 to #171 - sissywoo (07/30/2013) [-]
Stickying your own comment is like sucking your own dick.
#4 - wardd (07/29/2013) [+] (43 replies)
@ description    
It wasn't on funnyjunk before, but I believe it's still a repost if you didn't find it on 4chan yourself
@ description
It wasn't on funnyjunk before, but I believe it's still a repost if you didn't find it on 4chan yourself
#7 to #4 - TehFunnyMan (07/29/2013) [-]
No, though.
Reposting implies that it has already been on Funnyjunk.
Repost.
He found it on 4Chan, which just means it isn't OC.
#14 - teranin ONLINE (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why would that be the last time? Your idea was brilliant, and the prank was pretty brutal.
#49 - newtoast (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>last october
>get a call from blocked number
>know what's about to happen
>"hello?"
>"you want some of these"
>don't answer
>"i said you want some of these?"
>"no"
>"you're supposed to ask what, and then i say, 'deez nut-'"
>hang up

Least successful prank call I've ever had the disgrace of receiving
#40 - ulquiorratheespada (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Acquire death note   
>Write in the book the names of twenty people and make them kill themselves while on the phone with this girl   
>Space the calls one hour apart   
>???   
>Profit
>Acquire death note
>Write in the book the names of twenty people and make them kill themselves while on the phone with this girl
>Space the calls one hour apart
>???
>Profit
#23 - SILENCEnight (07/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Kanye south ** YESSSSSSSS
User avatar #30 to #23 - richardastley (07/29/2013) [-]
Suddenly I want to **** a midget...
#15 - scoobi (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Man: "Hello, this is Pizza Hut, may I take your order?"   
Me: "Yes, I would like a large cheese pizza with a side of battle toads."   
Man: "Excuse me?"   
Me: "Battle toads. I asked for that, do you have it?"   
Man: "This is the 6th 						*******					 time." (Muffled so it was like in the background.)   
Me: "Hello? Got battle toads?"   
Man: "Listen, you little 						****					, I will 						*******					 trace this phone number. I will call the police. Hang up now or I will 						****					 up your day."   
Me: "Sir I was just asking for Battle Toads."   
Man: "OH MY 						*******					 GOD!"    
Hear slamming like guy was punching the counter top. Then someone screaming and then silence. I hung up the phone and never called that Pizza Hut again.
Man: "Hello, this is Pizza Hut, may I take your order?"
Me: "Yes, I would like a large cheese pizza with a side of battle toads."
Man: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Battle toads. I asked for that, do you have it?"
Man: "This is the 6th ******* time." (Muffled so it was like in the background.)
Me: "Hello? Got battle toads?"
Man: "Listen, you little **** , I will ******* trace this phone number. I will call the police. Hang up now or I will **** up your day."
Me: "Sir I was just asking for Battle Toads."
Man: "OH MY ******* GOD!"
Hear slamming like guy was punching the counter top. Then someone screaming and then silence. I hung up the phone and never called that Pizza Hut again.
User avatar #61 - angrypapagenu (07/30/2013) [-]
>Be me 5 years ago
>Make prank call with friend
>Old lady answers
>My friend: "I think there's a guy on you roof"
>Old Lady: "Who"
>My friend: "Yeah, I think his name is Jack. I'm going to help Jack off."
>Old Lady:".......Jack has been dead for 20 years. He..he was my husband."
>hang up the phone.
Last prank call I have made
#28 - pappathethird (07/29/2013) [-]
That's pretty good for a first time prank call
That's pretty good for a first time prank call
#253 - ThatFatMummy ONLINE (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me   
>Call pharmacy   
>"Do you have cotton balls?"   
>"Yes we do"   
>"THEN IT MUST TICKLE WHEN YOU WALK"   
>Hang up   
   
Mfw
>Be me
>Call pharmacy
>"Do you have cotton balls?"
>"Yes we do"
>"THEN IT MUST TICKLE WHEN YOU WALK"
>Hang up

Mfw
#149 - Lintutu (07/30/2013) [-]
>Call a random number   
>Some guy picks up   
>I try to serious my voice as much as possible cause i was giggling to much   
>I calm down   
>I then ask "Is your refrigerator running?"   
>He says "Yes...?"   
>I saw "Well you better go catch it!"   
>Hang up
>Call a random number
>Some guy picks up
>I try to serious my voice as much as possible cause i was giggling to much
>I calm down
>I then ask "Is your refrigerator running?"
>He says "Yes...?"
>I saw "Well you better go catch it!"
>Hang up
#8 - kingsombra ONLINE (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#22 - sanguinesolitude (07/29/2013) [-]
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that was awesome
#2 - vetnern **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**vetnern rolls 98**
#3 to #2 - vetnern **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
#165 - yowutis (07/30/2013) [-]
>Be me 17 years old.   
>Sleeping, its 2 a.m.   
> Cell Rings   
>Answer it.   
>Me: Hello? (						*******					 pissed they woke me up)   
>Random Number: Hi my name's Toilet!   
>Me still waking up: Huh? What?   
>RN: You should Toilet!   
>I hang up.   
>Laughing can't even be mad   
   
MFW
>Be me 17 years old.
>Sleeping, its 2 a.m.
> Cell Rings
>Answer it.
>Me: Hello? ( ******* pissed they woke me up)
>Random Number: Hi my name's Toilet!
>Me still waking up: Huh? What?
>RN: You should Toilet!
>I hang up.
>Laughing can't even be mad

MFW
#79 - immanigger (07/30/2013) [+] (44 replies)
#92 to #79 - kissing (07/30/2013) [-]
**kissing rolls 99**
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