Prank call. If repost, tell me and then I'll continue not giving a . This happened a newyears age. Ijust wanted to share we me Leaave random idea to prank call  4Chan greentext story fake Suicide
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Prank call. If repost, tell me and then I'll continue not giving a . This happened a newyears age. Ijust wanted to share we me Leaave random idea to prank call

If repost, tell me and then I'll continue not giving a ****

This happened a newyears age. Ijust wanted to share
we me
Leaave random idea to prank call someone fer the first time in my life
seaside be be engine] and craft my we can
minutes go by
pick Someone random in phone book
mall
vgrd picks up. maybe thirteen
Hells?"
Is this the Suicide Hotline'?"
Uh. M this is the Smith horsehead_"
slit; "**** I CAN' T DO ANYTHING RIGHT?"
ahold phone up to computer, play gunshot seem! effect
wrap wens. leave it oft the Mok
at}: OH MY GOD, DAD! DAD SOMEONE JUST SHOT THEMSELVES!
Sshe starts crying, runs away
shear dad asking her to calm dawn and explain
bl assume she does. all I can hear is sobbing
ddad starts freaking out
and tries calm her dawn
1: -says something along the lines of "We' ll be okay, at least it wasn' t someone we knew."
she gets angry. screams like "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?", walks off.
ddad sits detain by phone. starts weeping
in hang up the phone.
em I have permanently scarred a family
em I have strained and may have broken the letting relationship between father and daughter
aw the daughter is probably in therapy nght new
And that was the last time I ever prank called .
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#18 - sotalokki
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#141 to #18 - trollolololgabe
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#239 to #18 - sorenlolz
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#54 to #18 - leto
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yes
yes
#16 - anon
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My girlfriends last name is smith, shes 13, shes in therapy, and shes told me that someone killed herself over the phone with her
My ******* god! this cant be a coincidence
#173 to #16 - notstill
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#62 to #16 - anon
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the post said it was a few years ago unless you mean she was 13 when it happened i call ********
#142 to #16 - newant
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#223 to #16 - anon
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Either you're too young to be on here or you're a pedophile either way **** off
#237 to #16 - monkeyller
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(07/30/2013) [-]
>This happened a few years ago

So she can't be 13 by now
#243 to #16 - ipopballoons
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Except this happened a few years ago. She wouldn't be 13 anymore, dumbass.
#263 to #16 - nirvdog
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(07/30/2013) [-]
key words = "a few years ago"
#24 to #16 - iwebby
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(07/29/2013) [-]
I HAVE SUSPSIOCUS
#67 to #16 - randomwanker
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#284 to #16 - yroncrow
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#221 to #16 - chachacobras
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#50 to #16 - MrDeadiron ONLINE
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#122 to #16 - HumbertoL
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I can confirm this story is true. I was the computer that played the gunshot sound.
#196 to #122 - walkerjam
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I can confirm, I am gunshot sound.
#17 to #16 - gekkeman
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#20 to #16 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/29/2013) [-]
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#74 to #20 - residentblackman
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#183 to #74 - awesumjjman
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#242 to #183 - eatchickendaily
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#245 to #242 - yaco
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#266 to #245 - drmedic
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#274 to #266 - splattercrap
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#42 to #20 - spikethepony
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(07/29/2013) [-]
... This reaction is even more appropriate than the original. Kudos.
#43 to #42 - sanguinesolitude
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(07/29/2013) [-]
why thank you, it is OC, and by that i mean i stole it from some guy in the comments.
#44 to #43 - spikethepony
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk, where the most original stuff is stolen content that no one here's seen before. I really don't care.
#171 - coolioplasm [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Holy crap this made it to top 6! Thanks FJ, you're all awesome!
#273 to #171 - thefinalexam
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(07/30/2013) [-]
And Now you're at the top spot. Congrats man
#178 to #171 - anon
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#198 to #171 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Seriously? You're proud about the content you didn't make?
#216 to #171 - fuzzyballs
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(07/30/2013) [-]
you're welcome
#225 to #171 - harrywarden
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(07/30/2013) [-]
>Is thankful that people thumbed him up   
>Gets thumbed down.
>Is thankful that people thumbed him up
>Gets thumbed down.
#200 to #171 - Thevaultboy
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(07/30/2013) [-]
When OP stickies his own ******* comment.
#191 to #171 - fredeminator
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Why are you happy about it when all youve done is copying a screenshot someone took of someone elses comment on a 4chan thread?
#267 to #191 - burnswhenipee
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Maybe he's happy about making people laugh?
#188 to #171 - xjvlezmerised ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
give this man thumbs up hes saying thank you and he stickied it so u could all see it. stop being assholes
#190 to #188 - pellonpoika
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(07/30/2013) [-]
i ******* hate it when people thumb down for no reason...
#176 to #171 - sissywoo
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Stickying your own comment is like sucking your own dick.
#182 to #176 - hookupz
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(07/30/2013) [-]
he stickied his comment so that FJ would actually see his thank you. Proceed gentlemen
#199 to #176 - matriculator
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Both are things that you would do if you could?
#185 to #176 - skaffanl
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I thought every man would suck his own dick if given the chance. I mean, the ability to suck your own dick means one step closer to independence from women! The next time she asks you to do a chore in exchange for a blowjob just say: "**** you, I can do that myself! What about some goddamned anal once in a while!"    
   
Do this and feel proud my brother.
I thought every man would suck his own dick if given the chance. I mean, the ability to suck your own dick means one step closer to independence from women! The next time she asks you to do a chore in exchange for a blowjob just say: "**** you, I can do that myself! What about some goddamned anal once in a while!"

Do this and feel proud my brother.
#259 to #185 - savvasp
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I feel like sucking my own dick would feel more like sucking a dick than having my dick sucked. So I'd rather not suck my own dick.
#264 to #185 - anon
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I have the ability to suck my own dick.Its ******* awful you get no pleasure at all and it just feels like you are sucking dick.Posting as anon because of shame
#289 to #264 - skaffanl
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Okay man I ******* laughed my ass off at first but I believe you and will therefore never try to suck my own dick. Do not be ashamed! Your mistake will serve as a lesson to others! (Like me.)
#184 to #176 - ararat ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Not everyone has tried stickying their own comment at least once in their life.
#236 to #176 - tegz
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Fun fact, it feels more like a sucking a dick, rather than being sucked.
#227 to #176 - missrainbowdash
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(07/30/2013) [-]
would not that mean that sticking someone elses comment is like.. nevermind
#207 to #176 - bigmanfifty
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(07/30/2013) [-]
there was a survey, over half of FJ would suck their own dick if they could....

just sayin
#192 to #176 - wagastragas ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
its not like he is liking himself, its a way to make sure everyone sees you apreciate their likes
#290 to #176 - successfully
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(07/31/2013) [-]
We would all do it if we could?
#217 to #176 - frogslaperp
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I don't get the whole sticky thing...
Care to explain?

What are stickies?
#211 to #176 - anonymoose
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We've tried to do it for pleasure but most only end up hurting ourself in the process?
#212 to #176 - suiker
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I would if I could?
#177 to #176 - coolioplasm [OP]
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(07/30/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, earlier I stickied a hate comment.
#4 - wardd
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(07/29/2013) [-]
@ description    
It wasn't on funnyjunk before, but I believe it's still a repost if you didn't find it on 4chan yourself
@ description
It wasn't on funnyjunk before, but I believe it's still a repost if you didn't find it on 4chan yourself
#82 to #4 - jacodpwns ONLINE
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#164 to #82 - areialview
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#132 to #4 - dashandsmash ONLINE
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#299 to #4 - imofcnotharveydent
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I agree with you, regardless of what the phanacts below me think
#288 to #4 - monkeybrains ONLINE
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>mfw you made a separate ******* post complaining about how much you got thumbed down
#119 to #4 - anon
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i love how op stickied a hate comment getting downthumbs
#163 to #4 - zeroxnight
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#305 to #4 - anon
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Just gave you an extra thumb down.
#306 to #305 - anon
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me2 lel
u racist ngr
#297 to #4 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(07/31/2013) [-]
>Makes idiot comment
>lol you just misunderstand my intelligence herp-da-derp
>uses mom's computer to make angry content
#155 to #4 - meuandme
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#33 to #4 - ImStillAnAnon
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Calm your tits. 98% of content in this site is reposted from another site. Just be glad it wasn't on the front page last week and actually made us laugh.
Calm your tits. 98% of content in this site is reposted from another site. Just be glad it wasn't on the front page last week and actually made us laugh.
#298 to #4 - lollerik
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(07/31/2013) [-]
"moderately intelligent"
#291 to #4 - Turtleboner
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Good job making that content.
More people are coming here to thumb you down because you're whining like a bitch.
#294 to #4 - articulate
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[insert obvious response here]
#60 to #4 - mastersaturday
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Dude, if there were only exclusively original posts on FunnyJunk, we'd have nothing but memes and rage face comics. Is that a world you want to live in?
#69 to #60 - YeYouKnoMe
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FJ actually has a FEW text stories that get to front page and are quite clever. However you are right it would be mostly memes are ragefaces.
#208 to #60 - wardd
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It's not hard to see i just misunderstood the word repost, also there is no grain of hate in my comment. FunnyJunk just being retarded as usual
#64 to #4 - htmm
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#287 to #4 - beroty
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#6 to #4 - SuperSixONE
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Something that hasn't been posted on this site before is not a repost, but unless he made it, it isn't OC
#296 to #4 - anon
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lol moderately intelligent user my ass
#300 to #4 - crazehtoast ONLINE
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Yeah, that isn't moderately intelligent at all, sorry.
#158 to #4 - enlarge
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#293 to #4 - europe
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This might just reach -500
or perhaps it will become the new www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1
#295 to #293 - joshlol
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Holy **** lol
#292 to #4 - whatareyouon ONLINE
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#138 to #4 - thecopyninja
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#7 to #4 - TehFunnyMan
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No, though.
Reposting implies that it has already been on Funnyjunk.
Repost.
He found it on 4Chan, which just means it isn't OC.
#91 to #7 - amerifap
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He probably found it on Reddit, it was on the front page earlier today.
#148 to #7 - anon
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if you don't know if it's a repost then it means it most likely wasn't you who created it, thus it's a repost
#187 to #7 - homicidalpickle
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shut the ********** up you autists, who the **** cares
#10 to #7 - wardd
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Well i know a different definition

repost, a post taken from someone else and posted again

In any case, if it's not oc you should give credit, wether it's a 'repost' or not
#11 to #10 - TehFunnyMan
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Credit to the anonymous poster on 4Chan...?
#32 to #11 - anon
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It was I, anonymous!
#34 to #32 - TehFunnyMan
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THE PLOT!   
IT THICKENS!
THE PLOT!
IT THICKENS!
#76 to #34 - cossackwhoop
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Like semen.
#89 to #76 - TehFunnyMan
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Step away from my case, peasant.
#98 to #89 - cossackwhoop
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(07/30/2013) [-]
The hell with you, posh wanker.
#12 to #11 - wardd
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Whoever found it on 4chan first?

Yes i get your point i'll shut up now
#59 to #10 - decoyoctopus
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#58 to #10 - abindustries
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he probably googled it
#14 - teranin ONLINE
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Why would that be the last time? Your idea was brilliant, and the prank was pretty brutal.
#35 to #14 - kiboz
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Could you give the link to those comics? I loved them but didn't seem to favorite or sth.
#36 to #35 - teranin ONLINE
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(07/29/2013) [-]
uh, well I remember seeing this guy post several of them www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4247263/Spot/
#37 to #36 - kiboz
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(07/29/2013) [-]
thanks
#49 - newtoast
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(07/30/2013) [-]
>last october
>get a call from blocked number
>know what's about to happen
>"hello?"
>"you want some of these"
>don't answer
>"i said you want some of these?"
>"no"
>"you're supposed to ask what, and then i say, 'deez nut-'"
>hang up

Least successful prank call I've ever had the disgrace of receiving
#169 to #49 - oishiine
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Let's touch butts

As well as deeeez nuts
#40 - ulquiorratheespada
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>Acquire death note   
>Write in the book the names of twenty people and make them kill themselves while on the phone with this girl   
>Space the calls one hour apart   
>???   
>Profit
>Acquire death note
>Write in the book the names of twenty people and make them kill themselves while on the phone with this girl
>Space the calls one hour apart
>???
>Profit
#286 to #40 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
if it were you, wouldn't you just assume that this was a prank now that it's been happening consecutively?
#46 to #40 - thescyle ONLINE
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#23 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Kanye south ** YESSSSSSSS
#38 to #23 - uguuu
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#30 to #23 - richardastley ONLINE
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Suddenly I want to **** a midget...
#41 to #30 - spikethepony
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Suddenly we all want to **** a midget...
#48 to #41 - tikledpikle
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I've wanted to **** a midget since i was 12!
#204 to #30 - wtfduud
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(07/30/2013) [-]
She isn't actually a midget.
#285 to #204 - richardastley ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
She is actually a midget. She is not a dwarf.
#179 to #30 - rockamekishiko
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is she really a midget? looks like her legs were just cut off
#15 - scoobi
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Man: "Hello, this is Pizza Hut, may I take your order?"   
Me: "Yes, I would like a large cheese pizza with a side of battle toads."   
Man: "Excuse me?"   
Me: "Battle toads. I asked for that, do you have it?"   
Man: "This is the 6th ******* time." (Muffled so it was like in the background.)   
Me: "Hello? Got battle toads?"   
Man: "Listen, you little ****, I will ******* trace this phone number. I will call the police. Hang up now or I will **** up your day."   
Me: "Sir I was just asking for Battle Toads."   
Man: "OH MY ******* GOD!"    
Hear slamming like guy was punching the counter top. Then someone screaming and then silence. I hung up the phone and never called that Pizza Hut again.
Man: "Hello, this is Pizza Hut, may I take your order?"
Me: "Yes, I would like a large cheese pizza with a side of battle toads."
Man: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Battle toads. I asked for that, do you have it?"
Man: "This is the 6th ******* time." (Muffled so it was like in the background.)
Me: "Hello? Got battle toads?"
Man: "Listen, you little ****, I will ******* trace this phone number. I will call the police. Hang up now or I will **** up your day."
Me: "Sir I was just asking for Battle Toads."
Man: "OH MY ******* GOD!"
Hear slamming like guy was punching the counter top. Then someone screaming and then silence. I hung up the phone and never called that Pizza Hut again.
#25 to #15 - weinerdick ONLINE
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#137 to #15 - spartusee ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Called gamestop
Ask for battle toads
She says we have caller id and then says goodbye and hangs up
????
#51 to #15 - robotrone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I laughed more at your comment than the actual content.
I laughed more at your comment than the actual content.
#61 - angrypapagenu
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(07/30/2013) [-]
>Be me 5 years ago
>Make prank call with friend
>Old lady answers
>My friend: "I think there's a guy on you roof"
>Old Lady: "Who"
>My friend: "Yeah, I think his name is Jack. I'm going to help Jack off."
>Old Lady:".......Jack has been dead for 20 years. He..he was my husband."
>hang up the phone.
Last prank call I have made