Hmm.... Title. Keanu Reeves ave away almost all his earnings from the Matrix (tlf million) ten the special effects team, turning them all into millionaires. Mon Matrix Keanu reeves Good guy fact
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Keanu Reeves ave away almost all his earnings
from the Matrix (tlf million) ten the special effects
team, turning them all into millionaires.
Money is the last thin I think about, I could live -an
what I have alrea y made for the next few
centuries" - he declared.
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User avatar #32 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
>Go to college for graphic design and special effects
>Minor in physics
>Invent time machine
>Get on special effects team for matrix
>Profit
User avatar #74 to #32 - huszti (07/30/2013) [-]
>invents time machine
>goes back in time to work to get ~1/50th of 35 million instead of just winning the lottery or patenting the time machine.
User avatar #98 to #74 - Cloudlessewe (07/30/2013) [-]
>Patent the time machine
>Evil bastard who bought it goes back in time and ends up never buying it
>Negative Profit.
falloutfanatic's idea IS crazy enough to work.
#33 to #32 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
#26 - coolioplasm ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Now that is a man who should be laid on a daily basis.
Now that is a man who should be laid on a daily basis.
#27 to #26 - linkheros (07/30/2013) [-]
**linkheros rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Pussy Knight ** I must agree
#1 - psychadelicace (07/29/2013) [-]
Of course he doesn't need money he's immortal
#24 to #1 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
So is Wolverine; James Howlett.
#110 to #1 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
that painting could have been painted yday
User avatar #10 to #1 - DilBov (07/29/2013) [-]
and now he's not going to do anything for THE NEXT FEW CENTURIES. dun dun dun
User avatar #16 - SpiritOfAnon (07/29/2013) [-]
Didnt someone post a keanu comp saying most his earnings went to leukemia research after his sister survived? Whos ************ ? **** who doesnt on this site.
User avatar #28 to #16 - ofmiceandmen (07/30/2013) [-]
He gives away a lot of the money he's made to charities and such. One of them was because of his sister.

He travels on the bus and shops at value stores like he isn't highly paid superstar. Keanu Reeves is a good man, a very good man.
User avatar #22 to #16 - GhostOfRavenclaw (07/30/2013) [-]
psshhhht.....more than one matrix movie, they could of very possibly gotten which movie they were talking about mixed up or forgot to put the number after the movie title
User avatar #23 to #16 - itislethal (07/30/2013) [-]
Both are true actually. At this point he had been in a ton of movies already including the Bill and Ted movies and Speed. He had plenty to give.
#4 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
I think he's a time traveler.
User avatar #64 to #4 - dirtydollar (07/30/2013) [-]
That awkward moment when the highest thumbed comments are both identical
User avatar #65 to #64 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
He actually posted the comment first, so I went back in time and posted this comment, so it'll make it seem like he was copying me, but I was actually copying him. Don't mind me while I try and calibrate to travel back in time to kill Hitler.
User avatar #67 to #65 - dirtydollar (07/30/2013) [-]
Holy crap, the notification almost made me unclench my cheeks and **** myself...
#11 to #4 - dapape (07/29/2013) [-]
Now...
User avatar #17 to #11 - nervaaurelius (07/29/2013) [-]
Bad camera angle there's a picture from the same event where he looks like he always does.
#70 to #4 - bme (07/30/2013) [-]
clearly none of you have seen a recent picture
#77 to #4 - hasanaat (07/30/2013) [-]
What happened to him???
#14 to #4 - tixelux (07/29/2013) [-]
He is one, remember this movie?
#38 to #14 - tkfeng (07/30/2013) [-]
that's an excellent picture you have there
#52 to #38 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
its most excellent you ******* phanact
#112 to #52 - tkfeng (07/30/2013) [-]
i think you mean it's most bodacious
#114 to #112 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
>2013
>replying to anons
>what a fgt
#101 to #14 - chachacobras (07/30/2013) [-]
Excellent, dude.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Zeigh (07/29/2013) [-]
or immortal.
User avatar #6 to #4 - zerojaxx (07/29/2013) [-]
he did say the next few centuries
#36 - azraelthemage (07/30/2013) [-]
>Next few centuries.

So, he finally admits it.
User avatar #66 to #36 - NigJames (07/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4709302/Hmm/34#34
Really? Two comments ahead of you? You're ****** low, kid. Not to mention top comment with the same ******* image.
#76 to #66 - notstill (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm just going to take a guess here but maybe they thought about it at the same time, neither were original and both could've been commented on the picture the last time it was posted.

Calling someone a kid isn't really insulting, it just makes you look like an insecure phanact.
User avatar #86 to #76 - walkerjam (07/30/2013) [-]
Can someone photoshop a picture where phanact looks insecure? Would be cool to see.
User avatar #34 - snakefire (07/30/2013) [-]
>for the next few centuries

So he ADMITS he's immortal.
#35 to #34 - pariahlol (07/30/2013) [-]
beat me to it
User avatar #69 - yunoknow (07/30/2013) [-]
so it's true he lives for centuries...?
#73 - almostninja (07/30/2013) [-]
For those who haven't read his story, here's a quick summary.
#82 to #73 - shinkirouyui (07/30/2013) [-]
That story is not true, he said so.
User avatar #113 to #82 - almostninja (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh my bad, I didn't bother checking the source on it. Sorry
#31 - KingofPhobia (07/30/2013) [-]
Just a few centuries, because he is immortal remember?
#37 - alucord (07/30/2013) [-]
well maybe you could stopped giving it away to everyone.
#42 - darthblam (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah "all his earnings" ...

Except the guy made well over 260 million from the trilogy.
User avatar #54 to #42 - slugnugget (07/30/2013) [-]
exaggeration by the creator.
User avatar #107 to #42 - pwoneill (07/30/2013) [-]
yeah....and the rest went to leukemia research you uncultured ****
#105 - thatsnumberwang (07/30/2013) [-]
Looking forward to this
User avatar #85 - pelleon (07/30/2013) [-]
Keanu is my fav actor ever, if u love keanu watch constantine !!
#97 to #85 - angelusprimus (07/30/2013) [-]
I love keanu and Constantine would be a great movie.
If it wasn't named Constantine.
It is one of the least faithful adaptations in comic book history. They sterilized and cleaned up and made christian one of most amazing characters in comics.
#84 - joshofsouls (07/30/2013) [-]


What if after all these years of immortality, he's just wants to live a life as a normal person, giving his money away, riding the train like a normal person, doing things not to be happy, but just to live.

User avatar #88 to #84 - thewowpimp (07/30/2013) [-]
he has been a nobelman for a few hundred.

Must want to kick back as a lower class for a bit.
#91 to #84 - thetwoblackdoves (07/30/2013) [-]
Well maybe he is doing it to be happy? Who says happiness is bought through a mansion, fancy cars, and things? Maybe living a normal life is something that makes him happy. Maybe he doesn't desire anything more, and is humble. Idk, all I know is that he is noble as **** .
User avatar #81 - kurozama (07/30/2013) [-]
I have a deep respect for Keanu Reeves, an actor that was never tempted by hollywood.
#71 - bme (07/30/2013) [-]
btw he looks like this all of a sudden
#83 to #71 - mindclaw (07/30/2013) [-]
But now he´s a samurai
#9 - redteamgriff (07/29/2013) [-]
And now we wait for the upcoming 47 Ronin posts
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