Hmm.... Title. Keanu Reeves ave away almost all his earnings from the Matrix (tlf million) ten the special effects team, turning them all into millionaires. Mon
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Keanu Reeves ave away almost all his earnings
from the Matrix (tlf million) ten the special effects
team, turning them all into millionaires.
Money is the last thin I think about, I could live -an
what I have alrea y made for the next few
centuries" - he declared.
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Submitted: 07/29/2013
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#4 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I think he's a time traveler.
#36 - azraelthemage (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Next few centuries.

So, he finally admits it.
#1 - psychadelicace (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Of course he doesn't need money he's immortal
User avatar #34 - snakefire (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>for the next few centuries

So he ADMITS he's immortal.
User avatar #16 - SpiritOfAnon (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Didnt someone post a keanu comp saying most his earnings went to leukemia research after his sister survived? Whos bullshitting? Shit who doesnt on this site.
User avatar #32 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Go to college for graphic design and special effects
>Minor in physics
>Invent time machine
>Get on special effects team for matrix
>Profit
#26 - coolioplasm (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now that is a man who should be laid on a daily basis.
Now that is a man who should be laid on a daily basis.
#31 - KingofPhobia (07/30/2013) [-]
Just a few centuries, because he is immortal remember?
User avatar #53 - yuukoku (07/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Not all celebrities are douche bags" is what I read.
User avatar #60 to #53 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
"Not everything you read on the internet is true" is what I read.
#73 - almostninja (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
For those who haven't read his story, here's a quick summary.
User avatar #69 - yunoknow (07/30/2013) [-]
so it's true he lives for centuries...?
#71 - bme (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
btw he looks like this all of a sudden
#83 to #71 - mindclaw (07/30/2013) [-]
But now he´s a samurai
#37 - alucord (07/30/2013) [-]
well maybe you could stopped giving it away to everyone.
#42 - darthblam (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah "all his earnings" ...

Except the guy made well over 260 million from the trilogy.
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#40 - gaylordcockstain **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #43 to #40 - ferrettamer (07/30/2013) [-]
Because once you get more than 1 million exactly, you are no longer a millionaire
#84 - joshofsouls ONLINE (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)


What if after all these years of immortality, he's just wants to live a life as a normal person, giving his money away, riding the train like a normal person, doing things not to be happy, but just to live.

User avatar #81 - kurozama (07/30/2013) [-]
I have a deep respect for Keanu Reeves, an actor that was never tempted by hollywood.
#25 - keensheen (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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keanu reaves is a badass, more badass than this
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User avatar #21 - Harkonnen (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I heard he donated all the money from The Matrix to restless leg syndrome! who bullshitting?
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