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#255 - fiddyone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Lets see how this goes. Dubs decides message.
#274 to #255 - gabbycat
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**gabbycat rolls 11** Hello beautiful
#286 to #274 - fiddyone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
here ya go. Same again people
#342 to #286 - nukemaster
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**nukemaster rolls 46** this might seem weird but i always liked you more than a friend
#331 to #286 - fiddyone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
thephoenix 's comment wins it. You know the drill...
#397 to #331 - shashashanasha
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**shashashanasha rolls 58** if dubs, check my comment #311
#343 to #331 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
fiddyone, do I get to roll again?
#344 to #343 - fiddyone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
roll away buddy. I think she's gone to work before seeing my message.
#348 to #344 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
awh killer! we can't continue until we get a reply!
I probably won't still be online as I'm in england, but good luck bro!
#413 to #348 - fiddyone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
right, I've kinda avoided messaging her today apart from one or two. Just got this one. I wasn't aware of much of this hah I did avoid talking about it in the two or three messages. Just so it makes some sense - She is on a J1 (Working in 'merica for summer)

Hi, I just realized I never really acknowledged what you said ! Sorry about that. Why did you try to hide it ?? And I thought you might have liked me ages ago but I thought you'd forgotten And I'm still very surprised so I don't really know what to say I don't know what's going on with you right now relationship wise but I'm a bit of a mess haha (bf's name_) seems to miss me and as of now the plan is to give it another go with him when I get home in 3 weeks and hope for the best. We were together 2 years so it's kind of hard to just forget that. I'm mostly just confused why you tried to hide it And sorry if I ever annoyed you ! I didn't mean to
#414 to #413 - thephoenix
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(07/31/2013) [-]
Well I guess if she's got a bf you'll just have to wish her luck in her relationship (makes you a gentleman of course) and you tried to hide it because you didn't know if she felt the same naturally! why does she think she annoyed you?
#351 to #348 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 61** Let us perform the "Ankle to Wrist Tornado" and create "The Beast With Two Backs".
#337 to #331 - trollgiggity
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**trollgiggity rolls 47** If she goes for the date: "You know what, how about we skip the date and just get to the sex"
If she doesn't go for it: "Well **** you too, bitch."
#333 to #331 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Awwwwhhhh yyeeaaaaaa
#324 to #286 - VKTR
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**VKTR rolls 44** I want to tell you how much i want to kiss you
#322 to #286 - VKTR
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#316 to #286 - BerwindTwentyFour
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**BerwindTwentyFour rolls 31** Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection!
#313 to #286 - fiddyone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Ok, it's between "Do I make you horny" & "I know this is somewhat out of the blue but, You're a stunning girl, and i'd like to be so bold as to ask you out on a date sometime?" Which will I send?
#319 to #313 - fizzor
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Send the latter.
#311 to #286 - shashashanasha
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**shashashanasha rolls 49** Sorry it took me so long to reply, it's hard to write with only one hand. I know this is a little forward, but I've thought about you every day since we've met, sarah. I've wrote a poem in you honor.
"Roses are red, violets are blue.
I don't give a **** about flowers,
but I give a **** about you.
Ever since we've met I've longed for your smile,
for your magnificent embrace,
and you know for you I would walk 5000 miles,
if only to catch a fading glimpse of your face.
I love you sarah, and if you don't feel the same,
I'll still feel this way, every day and night till im insane.
Us being together just feels right,
and if we ever fight I'll say sorry first,
because it's you I dream about, day and night
I love you Sarah, will you please make my dick burst?
#327 to #311 - exclamation
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I would have done something like...
"And you know for you I'd walk 500 miles
and walk 500 more
Wouldn't you want to date the man
Who'd walk 1000 miles
Just to be with you?"
#321 to #311 - fiddyone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
"its hard to write with only one hand"
"its hard to write with only one hand"
#317 to #311 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
waht
#309 to #286 - exclamation
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**exclamation rolls 85**
How have you been, my starlight?
#315 to #309 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Starlight?
that is ******* flawless.
This guy knows how to talk to the ladies
#318 to #315 - exclamation
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Sarcasm or legitimate?

I find the visible light from stars beautiful... that's why that came to mind first...
#320 to #318 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Legit, that's genius bro
Mind if I borrow that sometime?
#325 to #320 - exclamation
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Have at it, my friend!
Have at it, my friend!
#326 to #325 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Guess who's awesome

It's you
#329 to #326 - exclamation
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Awww yeah...
Awww yeah...
#308 to #286 - trollgiggity
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**trollgiggity rolls 44** Do I make you horny baby?
#306 to #286 - draeman
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**draeman rolls 28**
Sex. You. Me. Now.
#307 to #306 - draeman
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(07/30/2013) [-]
F-F-F-F-F-FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
#300 to #286 - thephoenix
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#303 to #300 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**thephoenix rolls 66**
#310 to #303 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Infact wait, the other one is for later...
use "I think you're really smart and funny and cute but i've never felt brave enough to say, but tonight for some reason I am. I like you, a lot sarah. you're an amazing person and i'd like to be so bold as to ask you out on a date?"
#304 to #303 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
^ Counts!
#301 to #300 - thephoenix
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#302 to #301 - thephoenix
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#298 to #286 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 62** tickle my anus and call me Samantha
#295 to #286 - stillnotbob
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**stillnotbob rolls 21** I was wondering if you want sum fuk?
#291 to #286 - omgitztom
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**omgitztom rolls 32** How about this weather?
#290 to #286 - gabbycat
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**gabbycat rolls 70** I know this may sound sudden, but I can't hold it in any longer. I've liked you for the longest time.
#292 to #290 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 23** same com
#288 to #286 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
*roll2*
#289 to #288 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
I forgot how to roll.....
#293 to #289 - fiddyone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Just add a space after roll buddy
#296 to #293 - roll
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**roll rolls 351,327,736**
#294 to #293 - thephoenix
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(07/30/2013) [-]
thanks
#284 to #274 - tossed ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
winner winner chicken dinner
#273 to #255 - cujorp
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**cujorp rolls 40** Send filth. Now.
#271 to #255 - datfunnyguy ONLINE
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**datfunnyguy rolls 35**
Sarah, this may strike you as odd, but every time i think about you i get a raging hard-on
#270 to #255 - playcolt
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**playcolt rolls 57** Hey there, I know it's sudden but I really hope you will allow me the great pleasure of kissing you perhaps?
#268 to #255 - donkysmel
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**donkysmel rolls 48**
Sarah you are amazing we should go on a date some time
#266 to #255 - acask
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**acask rolls 62**
you know ... i have a massive cock
#264 to #255 - trickyusername
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**trickyusername rolls 34**
#263 to #255 - trickyusername
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#262 to #255 - joltzeke
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(07/30/2013) [-]
**joltzeke rolls 67**
#259 to #255 - tihok
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(07/30/2013) [-]
well first of all, what is her name?
#260 to #259 - fiddyone
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(07/30/2013) [-]
Wasn't paying attention. Sarah