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FJ got somebody laid. I know this is a one year old repost, not OC in any way, shape or form. not mine also. im just posting this because tomorrow is the one ye

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#6 - sasy (07/29/2013) [-]
stickied
Make sure to read the description
User avatar #111 - sasy (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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OP here, just to let you guys know, i was tired last night and read the date wrong, really sorry about that, it is it's one year, and one month anniversary, really sorry
#21 - moda (07/29/2013) [-]
yeah, but then we get his life ruined
#156 to #21 - animedudej ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #5276314 at Furries ** hfw she got pregnant and it was Octoplets
#215 to #21 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
did he has at least sex with her?
pls full story if possible
User avatar #217 to #215 - moda (07/29/2013) [-]
nope someone on funnyjunk found her before friday even came she found started calling him a loser
User avatar #221 to #217 - linktheherooftime (07/29/2013) [-]
Wow. What a cunt.
User avatar #34 - thedarkdefender (07/29/2013) [-]
The girl got sent this picture and everyone from his school looked at him in a creepy way. Nobody liked him and we ruined his life.
#35 to #34 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm feeling way too happy and you can't ruin it
User avatar #36 to #35 - thedarkdefender (07/29/2013) [-]
It's true. The guy made another post a couple of weeks after that and explained what happen
User avatar #148 to #38 - navadae (07/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4185022/OP+has+delivered/

it appears that... there was no sex, it now matters
#257 to #148 - creepycreeper (07/30/2013) [-]
sasy, get over here and sticky this comment. The newfags need to know what we did.
User avatar #39 to #38 - thedarkdefender (07/29/2013) [-]
Hopefully!
#7 - foaly (07/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #269 to #7 - pabloenis (07/30/2013) [-]
Don't leave, do it here.
#277 - thelamalord (07/30/2013) [-]
this means he is no longer one of "US" he must be exiled
this means he is no longer one of "US" he must be exiled
#19 - juggernog (07/29/2013) [-]
I wish I could get laid that easily.
I wish I could get laid that easily.
User avatar #138 to #19 - mahesuth (07/29/2013) [-]
Sauce of that gif pretty pwease :3
User avatar #408 to #407 - mahesuth (07/30/2013) [-]
Thank you sir
User avatar #206 to #138 - notstill (07/29/2013) [-]
Boku no weirdhair loliu
User avatar #152 to #19 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
If you just want the sex, you can just pay for it.
User avatar #29 - cmndrfatty ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Didn't some anon fags ruin it??
User avatar #137 to #29 - fuckingtrolls (07/29/2013) [-]
What?
#228 to #137 - usaisnotamerica (07/30/2013) [-]
Somebody sent the post to the girl and she told everyone in school and everyone she knew started rejecting him.
User avatar #256 to #228 - fuckingtrolls (07/30/2013) [-]
Uhhhh no
User avatar #275 to #256 - ilovehitler (07/30/2013) [-]
uhhh yes you idiot
If you're going to argue at least have some backing for it

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4185022/OP+has+delivered/
User avatar #365 to #275 - fuckingtrolls (07/30/2013) [-]
Lol why are you getting so mad about it though
User avatar #398 to #365 - ilovehitler (07/30/2013) [-]
>implying anger
User avatar #399 to #398 - fuckingtrolls (07/30/2013) [-]
Lol K.
#37 - niggagary (07/29/2013) [-]
I want to try this
User avatar #41 to #37 - thekittykat (07/29/2013) [-]
**thekittykat rolls 84** Hey um I think I am in love with you.
#42 to #37 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 04** do you know what else would be fun? Anal.
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#43 to #37 - sasy Comment deleted by sasy [-]
User avatar #44 to #37 - sasy (07/29/2013) [-]
**sasy rolls 37** Hey i've know you for a while now, and i think you're really cute i'd love to hang out with you more, after all i think you're the most beautiful girl i've ever seen
User avatar #50 to #37 - thequads (07/29/2013) [-]
**thequads rolls 61** hi wan sm fck?
User avatar #115 to #37 - flusteredmoose (07/29/2013) [-]
**flusteredmoose rolls 76** I know this might be weird but I like you, I want to have sex with you. Would that be cool?
#51 to #37 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 66** But hey secksee, you want to go out with me sometime for a night on the town? Just the two of us?
User avatar #53 to #52 - retributionthepimp (07/29/2013) [-]
well...what did she say?
User avatar #54 to #53 - niggagary (07/29/2013) [-]
Nuthin yet...lemme try a different girl
User avatar #56 to #54 - retributionthepimp (07/29/2013) [-]
Notify me soon as you do. I'd like to see this.
#85 to #57 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 66** I cant wait to ferilize your womb with my seed
#177 to #85 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
You disappoint me everyday OP, it's been 2 hours!
#86 to #85 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
**** YES, I cant believe i got it
#185 to #85 - HugeBalls (07/29/2013) [-]
OP better deliver. This will be good.
OP better deliver. This will be good.
#404 to #185 - niggagary (07/30/2013) [-]
DELIVER US TO THE PROMISED POST
#410 to #404 - HugeBalls (07/30/2013) [-]
Thank you! What did she say?
Thank you! What did she say?
User avatar #136 to #85 - fuckingtrolls (07/29/2013) [-]
lel
#406 to #405 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
********* is cool guy
User avatar #395 to #85 - articulate (07/30/2013) [-]
She seems like she would just laugh.
User avatar #323 to #85 - zombiefied (07/30/2013) [-]
OP is massive phanact
#210 to #85 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
******* lol'd.
User avatar #84 to #57 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
**sonicsyndicate rolls 10** What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#69 to #57 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 21** My love for you, is like my love for, potatoes.
#403 to #57 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
come on op you better deliver
User avatar #283 to #57 - poniesareghey (07/30/2013) [-]
op you big ******* ****** .
User avatar #211 to #57 - floppicus (07/29/2013) [-]
**floppicus rolls 87** Maybe it's your sexiness that's making her sick, it's contagious.
I'm not really serious
User avatar #87 to #57 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
**sonicsyndicate rolls 50** i just came in my pants wanna see
User avatar #78 to #57 - soopergrover (07/29/2013) [-]
**soopergrover rolls 19**

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #80 to #78 - soopergrover (07/29/2013) [-]
Son of a bitch.
User avatar #72 to #57 - thelordofrepost (07/29/2013) [-]
**thelordofrepost rolls 87** Lol nvm gurl, jew ugly
User avatar #70 to #57 - bigbonew (07/29/2013) [-]
Ha! You got enough game to twist in your fate ;)
#67 to #57 - henryjak (07/29/2013) [-]
**henryjak rolls 15** Eat my smegma I don't actually care about you.
#65 to #57 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 23** i can heal your mom with my dick
#235 - Jesusnipples (07/30/2013) [-]
This post makes me want to high five someone every time I see it
This post makes me want to high five someone every time I see it
#223 - Epicgetguy (07/29/2013) [-]
I hooked two people upon Omegle once.   
   
Apparently the guy sees her once a month and they videochat regularly.   
   
I feel special
I hooked two people upon Omegle once.

Apparently the guy sees her once a month and they videochat regularly.

I feel special
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#76 - makonendrak (07/29/2013) [-]
Come on then, let's do something entirely original
#237 to #76 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
*roll* i want your ass as mine
User avatar #170 to #76 - shakalakaboomboom (07/29/2013) [-]
**shakalakaboomboom rolls 50** What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#90 to #76 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
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#93 to #76 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
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#97 to #76 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
Hi Ellie I think you are the most wonderfull person that I could ever experience being friends with, I would love to have sex with you.
#103 to #76 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
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#195 to #76 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 93**beep
User avatar #106 to #76 - mattdoggy (07/29/2013) [-]
**mattdoggy rolls 19**
Why don't we go on a date sometime?
User avatar #109 to #76 - dragostarc (07/29/2013) [-]
**dragostarc rolls 20** pls respond
User avatar #112 to #76 - flusteredmoose (07/29/2013) [-]
**flusteredmoose rolls 21** Put your finger in my penis hole.
User avatar #155 to #76 - jalthelas (07/29/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 05** I've loved you since first sight. I know this is so sudden, but I know that I have to do this now, before it's too late. Will you have sex with me?
#164 to #76 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 78** merry cristmas you retarded phanact
User avatar #165 to #76 - floggnawstalgia (07/29/2013) [-]
**floggnawstalgia rolls 76** I want you to cum on my face with your giant monkey cock
User avatar #169 to #76 - beastgasm (07/29/2013) [-]
**beastgasm rolls 26** I'll be your George Double-Yuh if you be my D-Chainy, sweetheart.
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User avatar #202 to #76 - lecharlie (07/29/2013) [-]
**lecharlie rolls 02** I was just wandering if you would like to come out for a drink sometime next weekend? My first dates always end in sex
#94 to #76 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
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#184 to #76 - Hidnight (07/29/2013) [-]
**Hidnight rolls 27** ima luv u tenderly
#105 to #76 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
I would love to ejaculate into your amazing vagina.
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#166 to #114 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 95**
*roll comment*
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#147 to #114 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
**lookathecomment rolls 09** I would love your ass.
User avatar #146 to #114 - mrwightproductions (07/29/2013) [-]
**mrwightproductions rolls 20** bitch
#139 to #114 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
**lookathecomment rolls 65** I would love your tight ass.
#127 to #114 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry I just liked you for a really long time.
#126 to #114 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
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#102 to #76 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
Type.
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#352 to #76 - emosadpanda (07/30/2013) [-]
I've never seen such a thing before...
#92 to #76 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
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#272 to #76 - qwertfag (07/30/2013) [-]
**qwertfag rolls 88** would you like some macaroni and spaghetti sauce?
#89 to #76 - lookathecomment (07/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #76 - niggerlips (07/29/2013) [-]
** ********** rolls 42** so i got caught masturbating the other day....
#1 - pseudonyms (07/29/2013) [-]
Never thought it possible!   
 If I haven't seen it it's new to me!
Never thought it possible!
If I haven't seen it it's new to me!
#9 - gooshnoggen (07/29/2013) [-]
Great job team
Great job team
#229 to #9 - usaisnotamerica (07/30/2013) [-]
He didn't get laid
#335 to #229 - DJstar (07/30/2013) [-]
yea we are some fukkin team.   
just 			******		 up man.   
   
the even more 			******		 up thing is how even funnyjunk turned on him. just read the comments. gets me mad when retards get mad because someone is mad at them.
yea we are some fukkin team.
just ****** up man.

the even more ****** up thing is how even funnyjunk turned on him. just read the comments. gets me mad when retards get mad because someone is mad at them.
User avatar #159 - asked **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry to break your excitement everyone, but a bunch of douchebags sent the picture to the girl because OP didn't tell the horny fags what happened, and essentially got his life ruined.
#349 to #159 - DJstar (07/30/2013) [-]
It wasn't just because he didn't deliver. i believe they did it before they met up.   
so it does matter cuz he didn't have sex.
It wasn't just because he didn't deliver. i believe they did it before they met up.
so it does matter cuz he didn't have sex.
User avatar #189 to #159 - spoogeyboi (07/29/2013) [-]
Proof?
#194 to #189 - thecrazyonedf (07/29/2013) [-]
the OP posted the whole story a long time ago.
#22 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah Facebook chat generators exist and this is fake as **** but yeah.. woo.. go that guy
can everyone please put their dicks back in their pants now
#203 to #22 - fitta (07/29/2013) [-]
and I was just about to get mine out. fine......
#226 to #22 - usaisnotamerica (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, except this one is real
#212 - rainbowhead (07/29/2013) [-]
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