minecraft problems. yep.. A hole with a cactus will do the trick. Any item that hits a cactus directly gets destroyed and you won't have to worry about nearly dying if you fall in
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#10 - gamechap (07/29/2013) [-]
A hole with a cactus will do the trick. Any item that hits a cactus directly gets destroyed and you won't have to worry about nearly dying if you fall in
#114 to #10 - mostcertainlynotop (07/29/2013) [-]
But a catus will hurt too.
#143 to #114 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
Not the point. Touching the cactus will hurt, but you wont be set on fire, the cactus is easier to avoid if you fall into the hole, and it's easier to gain materials for a cactus disposal than a lava disposal.
User avatar #207 to #10 - sirdoofus ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Dude no and yes, no because you cannot place cactus with a block it will turn into a item again so it must been a 3 by 3 hole with a cactus in the middle and that isn't very good looking like lava, and if you were saying a 2 deep hole with a cactus in there if you fall in you would with lava, would be trapped in there.

I JUST SLAPPED SOME SCIENCE YOU YOU!
#277 to #207 - gamechap (07/30/2013) [-]
Start with this.
#278 to #277 - gamechap (07/30/2013) [-]
This is what it the finished product looks like with glass instead of stone
#279 to #278 - gamechap (07/30/2013) [-]
And there ya go
User avatar #291 to #279 - sirdoofus ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Well, great now i feel stupid. :I
User avatar #14 to #10 - dreaddune (07/29/2013) [-]
Thanks for the information, pretty useful
#102 to #10 - joshuaz (07/29/2013) [-]
cati cant touch ANY walls

<---------------- My minecraft pic just for you :3
User avatar #211 to #102 - johananas (07/29/2013) [-]
This is going on the fridge!
User avatar #23 to #10 - Kabutops (07/29/2013) [-]
so you're telling me that if i throw an obsidian block at a cactus, the cactus will win
User avatar #27 to #23 - gamechap (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. The obsidian as a dropped item will burn in lava and can even be lost in an explosion. It's when you place it as a block that it gets its benefits.
User avatar #15 to #10 - arkytior (07/29/2013) [-]
I made a cactus fence around my house and in the morning when I woke up I went around it and picked up the items the monsters dropped if they were there.
#20 to #10 - ebdac (07/29/2013) [-]
I did not know that. Thank You, please accept this.
User avatar #57 to #20 - fuckingdumbass ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
I fingered a cactus once. Once
#248 to #57 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
you live up to your name
User avatar #22 to #10 - magicalspoot (07/29/2013) [-]
But... incinerating waste is fun ):
#13 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
I put mine behind a glass wall, with water leading towards the lava. That way, I could watch the useless items slowly float down to their demise. It was pretty rewarding.
#88 to #13 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
Except when you accidentally throw your Diamond Pick in and you frantically chase it down like you were in an action movie.
#163 - nhlstar ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
I always get kicked off of every server I play on... really don't get why
User avatar #246 to #163 - turbodoosh (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh **** ! Lower-case T burning!
#24 - darthblam (07/29/2013) [-]
I have a hoarding problem in Minecraft.. I can't destroy things, it just feels like a waste.

I just make more and more chests to store all my **** . All the useless dirt and gravel and cobblestone I collect as I mine..
User avatar #97 to #24 - mvtjets (07/29/2013) [-]
Well, gravel can get you flint, and cobble is just useful, dirt is, well, pretty useless.
User avatar #30 to #24 - rieskimo (07/29/2013) [-]
top... men

Your base must look a lot like this then.
User avatar #62 to #30 - darthblam (07/29/2013) [-]
Pretty much. Just rows and rows of chests in a large room I dug out under my house.
#32 to #24 - maxbeejax ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
i have the same problem, when you finally destroy it, you come up with the greatest idea ever and you lack the materials for it...   
   
MFW
i have the same problem, when you finally destroy it, you come up with the greatest idea ever and you lack the materials for it...

MFW
User avatar #33 to #24 - GeneralLeeInsane (07/29/2013) [-]
Try having 4 large chests full of cobblestone, 1 full of stone, 1 full of dirt, 2 for food and seeds/wheat, 2 for tools, 1 for iron, gold, diamond, coal, clay, and some other building materials, and 1 for other junk.
While your buddy on the server, spends his days trying to use up all the materials by building skyscrapers and **** . Like, he goes and builds a 5 block wide wall, 10 blocks high, around a 100 block area, and fills in the center of it, just trying to burn up all the cobblestone mined.
User avatar #42 to #33 - eternalrose (07/29/2013) [-]
I use my large quantities of cobble to traverse far into the wilderness and create strange monuments for people to come across later
User avatar #40 to #33 - vgmddg ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
In my single player world I had almost 30 large chests of cobblestone until I started not saving it and getting rid of it. I use only stone tools for general purpose digging because that's the only way to slow the flow of it for me. (I have 1 iron pickaxe and 1 diamond pickaxe at a time for ores and obsidian.)

Cobblestone is renewable and flipping everywhere, so I can get rid of that, but dirt and gravel not so much. For dirt I've got a tunnel that goes to bedrock, and am mining out all of the stone in bedrock and replacing it with dirt, and expanding that further outwards.
User avatar #44 to #40 - GeneralLeeInsane (07/29/2013) [-]
For efficiency, I've gotten to where I just dig out a staircase style wall at the front of my mine, this way I can progressively dig downward and outward from layer 30 to bedrock, without having to set up a scaffold system or anything, and you can make it as wide as you desire, then, so you can dig 10 blocks wide, and just step down as you dig out. This means you don't have to stop digging until you run out of inventory space, or tools.
I keep 5 cobblestone pickaxes, simply because they won't last long enough to matter (I always end up burning through more iron pickaxes than iron I find), 1 diamond pickaxe, for gold, obsidian, and diamonds, then a couple shovels, usually 1 iron, 1 cobble, or just 1 diamond, and a sword, I prefer iron to keep diamond use down.
I was supplying some 6 people on a server once with all the cobblestone they could possibly use. And still had enough for my buddy to build lighthouses everywhere.
#152 to #44 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
tbh. this doesnt sound very efficient at all. the only biome to branch mine in is extreme hills because you can find emeralds. there is no reason to dig anything y>16 because the diamonds are all at y<=16 and thats what youre really after. 10 wide? horribly inefficient. single wide shafts with two spaces in between. you dont need to mine all the stone, you just need to see it so you can see ores (esp. diamond). leave y=16 as your ceiling. dig out y=15 to y=12. leave 11 and 10 as your 'floor' and ceiling' and dig out y=9 to y=6. then branch single wide shafts off the main with two blocks in between. that way...you can see the most while digging the least.
p.s. you should never ever ever use less than an iron pick. so freaking slow. you will find enough iron to keep yourself in picks if you dont waste so much time digging needless blocks.
User avatar #26 to #24 - pwnaged (07/29/2013) [-]
I run a FTB server for myself and a few friends. Barrels can hold 4096 of a single item, takes up one block of space, same as a single chest. We would have walls of dirt and cobble barrels.
User avatar #94 to #26 - feelythefeel (07/29/2013) [-]
Is your server port forwarded, or do you just play LAN?
User avatar #262 to #94 - pwnaged (07/30/2013) [-]
Hamachi
User avatar #269 to #262 - feelythefeel (07/30/2013) [-]
Is it possible to go onto Hamachi servers with the bought version?
User avatar #281 to #269 - pwnaged (07/30/2013) [-]
What do you mean? With an actual minecraft account as opposed to pirating it? Yeah.
User avatar #283 to #281 - feelythefeel (07/30/2013) [-]
Mind if I jump in? If so, what modpack and what IP?
User avatar #284 to #283 - pwnaged (07/30/2013) [-]
Ultimate, but the hamachi network is full.
User avatar #285 to #284 - feelythefeel (07/30/2013) [-]
Okay. I don't know what that means, but thank you anyways.
User avatar #287 to #285 - pwnaged (07/30/2013) [-]
It means that me paying about $30, there is not enough room for even one more person on my server.
User avatar #288 to #287 - feelythefeel (07/30/2013) [-]
Alright, tell me when there is room then if you want.
User avatar #77 to #26 - xodia (07/29/2013) [-]
Why don't you get an interdimensional storage upgrade? Makes it so it holds 16x the amount a plain barrel can hold
User avatar #260 to #77 - pwnaged (07/30/2013) [-]
We did on one server, but mainly used them for our cart tree farm.
#75 to #26 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
Would you allow a stranger to join your server? I've been looking for small, good one for a while now.
User avatar #261 to #75 - pwnaged (07/30/2013) [-]
Nah I use hamachi, and the free got downgraded to 5 people a network, networks full already.
#49 - kylus (07/29/2013) [-]
Get on my level.
User avatar #58 to #49 - dmoneys (07/29/2013) [-]
what texture pack is that?
User avatar #59 to #58 - kylus (07/29/2013) [-]
Try mika500, I think. I haven't played in an age.
User avatar #60 to #59 - dmoneys (07/29/2013) [-]
cool thanks
User avatar #61 to #49 - soldiertwo (07/29/2013) [-]
dat graphic.
User avatar #86 to #49 - oxadelore (07/29/2013) [-]
Woah, what texture pack is that? It looks fantastic!
User avatar #145 to #86 - kylus (07/29/2013) [-]
Misa500.
User avatar #274 to #145 - oxadelore (07/30/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #99 to #86 - awesomedug ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
he most likely has shaders, in which i hope you have a titan or better because even a graphics card like that can hardly run it
User avatar #115 to #99 - oxadelore (07/29/2013) [-]
Well thanks, but he also has a texture pack. I don't mind not having the shaders, but just knowing the pack would be great.
User avatar #100 to #49 - A Pickle (07/29/2013) [-]
texture pack

NOW
User avatar #146 to #100 - kylus (07/29/2013) [-]
Misa500.
User avatar #139 to #49 - cyanidesandvich (07/29/2013) [-]
so what kind of shaders and **** are you using bro, i want my home looking that cosy
User avatar #149 to #139 - kylus (07/29/2013) [-]
The mod and installation tutorial can be found @ www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7mTLOxejvo
#150 to #149 - cyanidesandvich (07/29/2013) [-]
thank you bro
#53 to #49 - hotsingles (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm impressed :/
I'm impressed :/
#144 to #49 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
Soooooo... when will you reforge Anduril and get Thor his hammer?
#212 to #12 - mogex (07/29/2013) [-]
That reminds of when you could spawn steves into the game..it was like pre 1.8.   
   
They required the command(approx.): /spawn monster [# of nps].   
   
Gif unrelated.
That reminds of when you could spawn steves into the game..it was like pre 1.8.

They required the command(approx.): /spawn monster [# of nps].

Gif unrelated.
#290 to #212 - mogex (07/31/2013) [-]
Why am I being thumbed down?

I don't even..(Seriously, I was just putting down a factoid, not trying to disprove/approve the threads OP)

Pic quite related in various ways.
User avatar #17 to #12 - nativninja (07/29/2013) [-]
they should have done this with something that isn't a creeper.
User avatar #148 to #17 - wtfduud (07/29/2013) [-]
But I don't think there is any other mob that is as hated as the creeper.
User avatar #295 to #148 - nativninja (08/01/2013) [-]
yes but using a creeper is contradictory. he talk about gouging out the earth and we... he blows up in your face.
#25 to #12 - notapancake ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
You were originally a glitch in the game. A bug in the system that was not meant to exist. You are a living cancer that grew form and shape and whilst you condemn me for my vain creations, the only thing that you can do is destroy and in your attempts to end me, you care not for the land that you break nor the creatures that you immolate in your final, hate-filled act of self-entitled revenge.

You -are- the monster.

Original comment made by Snowshark.
User avatar #292 to #174 - brokenboulevard (08/01/2013) [-]
It's been said....
User avatar #294 to #292 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
You mean in the post I replied to? Wow, no kidding.
User avatar #46 to #25 - bjornkrage ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
***** , he used to be a pig.
User avatar #87 to #46 - warioteam (07/29/2013) [-]
Hence the term "glitch"
A mess up.
A mistake.
User avatar #52 to #46 - notapancake ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
I know.
#206 to #25 - announcement ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
You actually gave credit.
You actually gave credit.
#209 to #25 - koinx (07/29/2013) [-]
Do you guys realise how this sums up the whole existencial conflict about human nature since our existence ?
Do you guys realise how this sums up the whole existencial conflict about human nature since our existence ?
#159 to #25 - John Cena (07/29/2013) [-]
What the **** kind of autist wrote that? Just because the Creeper wasn't supposed to happen means it's a monster? So are blind people monsters? Are people with disabilities monsters? They just want to defend their home
User avatar #182 to #159 - klaes (07/29/2013) [-]
I think you're taking this thing a little too seriously...
#105 - srslyjakecease (07/29/2013) [-]
Chest>hopper>dropper> sealed off lava pit.
#78 - defacedcreeper (07/29/2013) [-]
best garbage disposal
#91 to #78 - thehawkeye (07/29/2013) [-]
But if you fall in then there's no way back out so you're just going to sit there like an idiot getting rammed in the ass with your own cactus
#92 to #91 - defacedcreeper (07/29/2013) [-]
Or you know you can just break the block
#95 to #92 - thehawkeye (07/29/2013) [-]
Unless you like that sort of thing ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #124 - dedaluminus (07/29/2013) [-]
I keep every block I mine. I put them in chests. There's something satisfying about reducing an entire continent to 1/1728 of its normal size.
User avatar #112 - pim ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
have you considerd using pistons to push your garbage in the lava?
#31 - theseventhmirror (07/29/2013) [-]
My preferred setup.
User avatar #35 to #31 - iphoneguy (07/29/2013) [-]
I just throw the items in a stream of water that leads to lava
User avatar #36 to #35 - theseventhmirror (07/29/2013) [-]
But you see, redstone.
User avatar #38 to #36 - iphoneguy (07/29/2013) [-]
Yes, and that's wonderful but..
User avatar #39 to #38 - theseventhmirror (07/29/2013) [-]
I just have **** tons of redstone and nothing to do with it.
So I come up with stuff like this.
User avatar #79 to #31 - xodia (07/29/2013) [-]
Is it bad if when I see wiring that's bigger than needs be, I instantly want to compact it?

User avatar #45 to #31 - swallowedinthesea (07/29/2013) [-]
I love pointless little helpers like this with redstone, any others?
#47 to #45 - theseventhmirror (07/29/2013) [-]
This is my sticky piston door.
It was my first legit redstone thing.
Didn't even need the internet.
#113 to #47 - pariahlol (07/29/2013) [-]
I built a very extensive torture room with mine, it was the **** . So many ways to kill, whether it was drowning, fire, smothering, mobs, or just plain torture.
#128 to #113 - theseventhmirror (07/29/2013) [-]
I came up with this awesome trap once.
Built it in survival.
Surrounded it with lava.
It's still there.
#132 to #128 - pariahlol (07/29/2013) [-]
Before I got modded on this one server, I would spend my free time setting hundreds of traps around the survival world on the server. I received great pleasure by watching them discuss who the man setting all the traps was, I felt like the Predator
User avatar #54 to #47 - swallowedinthesea (07/29/2013) [-]
You were just 2 pistons away from a "Jeb Door", my first redstone thing was an iron door and lever so good job!
User avatar #56 to #54 - theseventhmirror (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh, I've had plenty of those.
But this is the first mildly complicated thing.
User avatar #74 to #56 - theawesomeguy (07/29/2013) [-]
mine was a vending machine using minecarts (you even had to throw a coin in)
#250 - bbobby (07/30/2013) [-]
Dubs decides what I say.. Lets make this a good one
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#258 - verycoolcat (07/30/2013) [-]
Works better.
#241 - John Cena (07/30/2013) [-]
There is one small flaw in your system, what if I fall in the "In case you fall into the garbage disposal hole" then distract my attention to something like uploading to FJ, only to realise I have drowned, Is there a hole for that?
#249 to #241 - chessvencent (07/30/2013) [-]
In that case i'll make a sequel.
User avatar #153 - paintedgorilla (07/29/2013) [-]
I usually just throw my trash up against a cactus much easier and more efficient.
#81 - mrtbb (07/29/2013) [-]
The simple way is the best way.
User avatar #29 - cfeuer (07/29/2013) [-]
with every mine craft post i see, im tempted to go play it for another day
#41 to #29 - tacosattack (07/29/2013) [-]
You should have a go at modded Minecraft if you haven't already, it's epic. Feed the Beast modpacks are worth checking out.
User avatar #50 to #41 - EnergizierAnon (07/29/2013) [-]
Mo' Creatures is pretty fun too.
#51 to #50 - tacosattack (07/29/2013) [-]
Absolutely. I used to run Mo'Creatures alongside the main FTB mods back when our server ran a custom pack.
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