Nice iphone /b/ro. Found on Reddit, worth sharing. Realistically speaking. does my height really ? I know I' m good looking and dress but I' m 4" 111 m I always tags or gtfo
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Nice iphone /b/ro

Nice iphone /b/ro. Found on Reddit, worth sharing. Realistically speaking. does my height really ? I know I' m good looking and dress but I' m 4" 111 m I always

Found on Reddit, worth sharing

Realistically speaking. does my height really ?
I know I' m good looking and dress but I' m 4" 111 m
I always post my top and head en profile sites and not full body shots to show my height _ I list
myself as Ci'?'. aanyone can sheep me looking taller it would be cool SC) I could upload that as Fm
terrible at sheeping_
And rage.. jealousy er rolls in methhead please. Ne heard it all before and quite honestly. it
makes we pathetic.
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trolls not mils
nice iphone he
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User avatar #1 - nyawgga (07/29/2013) [-]
He's literally like 4 or 5 Ipads tall
User avatar #87 to #1 - lazypaul (07/30/2013) [-]
According to wikipedia an Ipad is 9.5 inches tall. He claims to be 4 foot 11 or 59 inches tall which makes him roughly 6.2 Ipads tall.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPad
User avatar #5 to #2 - IAmManbearpig (07/29/2013) [-]
wouldn't that be Confirmed?
#59 to #17 - walkerjam (07/29/2013) [-]
A for effort.
#89 to #5 - Rascal (07/30/2013) [-]
6.21 Ipads tall.
#11 to #2 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
now i just want to know how many ipads tall i am
User avatar #26 to #11 - teoferrazzi (07/29/2013) [-]
you're not very good at math are you
User avatar #83 to #2 - kaitheguy (07/30/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD IT'S YOU! ************

i love you. you have brought me many lols and become an inside joke with a group of close friends.

User avatar #91 to #83 - whiteniggers (07/30/2013) [-]
explain
User avatar #102 to #91 - kaitheguy (07/31/2013) [-]
one day i was supposed to be working on an essay, but instead i was in a skype call with friends while browsing fj. i used to be a regular on items and i was collecting and trading items. i think that's how i ended up on your profile, i wanted to initiate a trade request. At the moment i opened your profile my mom walked into my room while saying "how's that essay coming along?" Then she just looked at my screen and calmly said "hmmm.... ************ ? nice," (funnier because we're black). I tried to explain why i was opened to a page titled ************ but she just left the room. All of my friends began laughing..
User avatar #103 to #102 - whiteniggers (07/31/2013) [-]
hahaha that is fantastic
User avatar #8 - citruslord (07/29/2013) [-]
This makes me feel much more confident in being 5'5".
User avatar #21 to #8 - thatotaku (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm 4 foot 9
User avatar #27 to #8 - SgtObvious (07/29/2013) [-]
16 and around 6'1" 6'2"
User avatar #28 to #8 - Hreidmar (07/29/2013) [-]
Used to be 4'1" until I was 17. Now I'm almost 6 feet tall. I can't say exactly why, but I really preferred being shorter.
User avatar #32 to #8 - spceinvdr (07/29/2013) [-]
5'6" *******
#35 to #8 - moonmanp (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm 18 and 6'1''. yay...
User avatar #37 to #8 - thumbsdenied (07/29/2013) [-]
6,1 feet tall and still the shortest guy in my friend group
User avatar #53 to #37 - crampers (07/29/2013) [-]
Somewhat related feel, i'm 5'7" all my friends before Gymnasium where all around 6'3"ish and one where 6'9", **** was weird
#58 to #53 - landkaer (07/29/2013) [-]
highschool.
User avatar #60 to #58 - crampers (07/29/2013) [-]
But a gymnasium is only 3 years while a high school is 4
#40 to #8 - IronWill (07/29/2013) [-]
You're now tall as Harry Potter.
User avatar #46 to #8 - catsarekittiestoo (07/29/2013) [-]
20 and 5ft2
User avatar #51 to #8 - namnori (07/29/2013) [-]
16 and 5'7"

Being short(ish) has its advantages
User avatar #61 to #8 - whistleandrun (07/29/2013) [-]
5'8", and my current girlfriend is 6'3" in heels
people mistake me for her son
User avatar #13 to #8 - demonatatoo (07/29/2013) [-]
6 feet tall
User avatar #63 to #13 - zakaizer (07/29/2013) [-]
6' 3"
User avatar #66 to #63 - demonatatoo (07/29/2013) [-]
Do you have to duck when walking through doorways?
User avatar #68 to #66 - zakaizer (07/29/2013) [-]
Not quite, standard door frames (At least in England, don't know about anywhere else) are 6' 6", but, I'm only 17, so I'm gonna need to eventually
User avatar #90 to #68 - demonatatoo (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, the doors here in america, in my house at least, are about that high. I've hit my head going down the stairs before though.
#34 to #8 - redstain (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm 5'9"
User avatar #69 to #34 - cycloneclone (07/29/2013) [-]
I didnt know they stacked **** that high!
#12 to #8 - skysailor (07/29/2013) [-]
Son of a ******* .... I'm 5'4
#16 to #12 - phlem (07/29/2013) [-]
..5'0.
User avatar #18 to #16 - skysailor (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm 19 going on 20 in August. I'm stuck like this.
User avatar #19 to #18 - phlem (07/29/2013) [-]
19 going on 20 in September..
User avatar #84 to #12 - kaitheguy (07/30/2013) [-]
same.. but i'm only 15
User avatar #41 to #12 - nervaaurelius (07/29/2013) [-]
5'2 19...
#33 to #12 - hlgrindstaff (07/29/2013) [-]
16 and around 5'3" - 5'4" It gets better... right?
pic kinda related
User avatar #7 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
Asking for no trolls on the internet is kinda like asking not to get shot on D-Day.
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#4 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#36 to #4 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
6'8" 235 lbs. I ain't even mad.
User avatar #50 to #4 - namnori (07/29/2013) [-]
Why would anyone want to look like a noodle?
User avatar #78 to #50 - lasmamoe (07/30/2013) [-]
Who says he wants to?
User avatar #80 to #78 - namnori (07/30/2013) [-]
Well he's bragging about it so I guess he's happy with it
User avatar #49 to #4 - mexicandudeinsd (07/29/2013) [-]
este es el estilo de peter la anguila peter la anguila peter la anguila
im 5'8''

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwisacDikBY
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User avatar #15 to #4 - tonkkax (07/29/2013) [-]
I belong in this group.

Sadly I'm not slim enough to go slenderman over stuff.
#14 to #4 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
I can honestly say that a person who lets themselves become so lanky is just as bad as a person who becomes hopelessly fat.
User avatar #77 to #14 - lasmamoe (07/30/2013) [-]
What the **** .
Do you really think people just "let" themselves become this thin?

This guy could be eating junk food all day, and still not gain a single gram of fat, like me.

The same way that some people can starve themselves for days at a time, and still not lose any weight.

It's really not as simple as you think. Having a super fast metabolism is a nightmare.
User avatar #88 to #77 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm not tall 5'3 1/2, but I have the body shape/size of my mother, but with longer bones/limbs.

Despite being short, I am 90 -96 pounds, and can eat the whole kitchen and have multiple meals when I go out at one time.

I've had friends ask me " Where do you put it all!"

Genetics can be beneficial, and not beneficial. My mother is nearly 40, and weighs the same as me, and eats a lot. Yet, neither of use can easily put on weight, including muscle.
#6 to #4 - tazze (07/29/2013) [-]
that 			******		 goddamn scary
that ****** goddamn scary
#56 to #9 - alphajunk (07/29/2013) [-]
Your username...its so kawaii~
#39 - RidingMyPimpmobile (07/29/2013) [-]
His legs looked shopped anyway.
#3 - zeusx ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - mrfuckingham (07/30/2013) [-]
5'8'' in Denmark, so im looked upon as a dwarf
#92 to #72 - thewisedane (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't know exactly how tall I am, but I know I am tall enough to see the top of all people's head when walking the streets of Aalborg.   
   
Like a sir.
I don't know exactly how tall I am, but I know I am tall enough to see the top of all people's head when walking the streets of Aalborg.

Like a sir.
User avatar #93 to #92 - mrfuckingham (07/30/2013) [-]
Er på højde med en gennemsnitlig kvinde i DK, hurra for mig
User avatar #94 to #93 - thewisedane (07/30/2013) [-]
... Det her er en fælde. Hvordan svarer man venligt om kvinders højde?
User avatar #95 to #94 - mrfuckingham (07/30/2013) [-]
Okay, læg lige 5 centimeter til, men det er fandme ikke højt alligevel!

Du kunne sige: "det er da sikkert nogen der synes er meget sødt"
#96 to #95 - thewisedane (07/30/2013) [-]
Here we go then: Det er da sikkert nogen der syntes er meget sødt.   
   
... Jeg lever.   
   
Godt, tak for hjælpen. Socialt akavet som man nu er skal man læres hvordan det fungere med at tale med forskellige mennesker ind i mellem.
Here we go then: Det er da sikkert nogen der syntes er meget sødt.

... Jeg lever.

Godt, tak for hjælpen. Socialt akavet som man nu er skal man læres hvordan det fungere med at tale med forskellige mennesker ind i mellem.
User avatar #97 to #96 - mrfuckingham (07/30/2013) [-]
You did great.
User avatar #98 to #97 - thewisedane (07/30/2013) [-]
Tak. igen!
User avatar #79 to #72 - lasmamoe (07/30/2013) [-]
Damn straight.

5'10, and still feel towered over in public.
User avatar #73 - NhuckCorris (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm 5'11", but I always say I'm 6'0". You just have to...
User avatar #38 - Zyaph (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm 4'11"...
At least I don't have to reach for things for anyone c:
User avatar #64 to #38 - mustaches (07/29/2013) [-]
Sometimes I wish that I wasn't considered tall. Most guys like a short girl.
User avatar #47 to #38 - snakefire (07/29/2013) [-]
But you're female, so thats adorable.

My girlfriend is 4'9"
User avatar #52 to #47 - namnori (07/29/2013) [-]
I prefer short girls too... They tend to have nicer bodies in my experience and opinion.
User avatar #45 - snakefire (07/29/2013) [-]
>asks for no trolls
>is himself, a troll.
User avatar #74 to #45 - emptysuperman ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
>Says someone is a troll.
>Is troll himself.
>Everyone is troll.
>Apparently is impossible to not troll on internet.
>The trolls are out to get me.
>Wife is a troll.
>Lock her in basement.
>Says she wants to get out.
>Know she is just trolling.
>Shoot her in face.
>Oh God, I'm a troll.
>Kill self.
>trolololololol
User avatar #86 - continuo (07/30/2013) [-]
Im 15 and 6' You need to login to view this link just wont ****** stop.I need to stop growing,anyone care to swap bodies.
#85 - assistantartemis (07/30/2013) [-]
Males, those lucky bastards, with their inclination of a few extra inches height wise. I find tall people aesthetically pleasing generally.


I am the "average" height in the USA (5'4) for a female, which is an accomplishment for my family, considering most of the females are 5'0 give or take an inch, and very small boned. I just have longer bones/limbs.

How tall would I be if I was male? How much taller are males on average to females?
#71 - xsap (07/29/2013) [-]
6'0-6'1 is best height

not to tall, not to short
User avatar #75 to #71 - Leopard (07/30/2013) [-]
That's actually tall. 5'9-5'10 is the best height.
User avatar #81 to #75 - persevs ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
I think that depends on where you live, seeing as there's different averages in height in different countries.
User avatar #99 to #81 - Leopard (07/30/2013) [-]
Your country?
User avatar #100 to #99 - persevs ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Norway
User avatar #101 to #100 - Leopard (07/30/2013) [-]
OH ****
#67 - radahad (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm 5'6. doesn't matter- still ****** plenty of women, can still do my job.
User avatar #76 to #67 - Leopard (07/30/2013) [-]
sureee
User avatar #70 to #67 - ridemyark (07/29/2013) [-]
that's a big difference from 4'11 atleast you can stand eye to eye with girls lol.
User avatar #62 - iridium ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm 5'11" and almost 20, which kind of stinks because it's pretty much impossible for me to hit the big 6'0" anymore.
Oh well, it's a pretty solid height anyways.
#65 to #62 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
i feel you bro, 5"11 and 22, just a few inches smaller than most of my friends but man i feel small
User avatar #57 - Dap (07/29/2013) [-]
4'11"..? That looks like 3'11" to me lol... I'd be shocked i I was actually only 10 inches taller than that. His legs look like they're arms.
User avatar #54 - ryanpotter (07/29/2013) [-]
i guess the only awkward part for me about being short is my gf is taller idk just feels weird to me
User avatar #48 - roguevocoderblitz (07/29/2013) [-]
Well not surprising to me. Its the topical height of all the short, fat, big headed MEXICANS in my town...
#44 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
He looks like a hobbit, ***** .
#43 - futt (07/29/2013) [-]
"jealousy er rolls in methhead please" oh god the ******* lightblulb
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