Why Its Dirty. Thats why!. It' s lining a man. controlling this , lann don’! know what we have In THE EVERYWHERE -. But then there's always that last drop
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Why Its Dirty

Thats why!

It' s lining a man.
controlling this , lann
don’! know what we have In
THE EVERYWHERE -
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#13 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (07/29/2013) [+] (12 replies)
But then there's always that last drop
But then there's always that last drop
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#37 - deadfeds **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
#28 - aesis (07/29/2013) [+] (19 replies)
If you're uncut, you have the worst time peeing.
You need to adjust the skin to make this piss go in the right direction.

If you don't, it's like Russian Roulette with piss.
#68 - droop (07/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Dont forget the "After a wank" where it goes in 43 different directions.
Dont forget the "After a wank" where it goes in 43 different directions.
#18 - hewhoepicfails (07/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I remember this one time when I was taking a piss. It started off with a double stream but a few seconds later it turned into a triple stream for a couple of seconds. I'm still baffled about the phenomenon.
#108 - fyaq (07/29/2013) [-]
Double stream hitting the toilet?   
   
obviously the comic was made by a woman, every guy knows the double stream goes nowhere near the bowl.
Double stream hitting the toilet?

obviously the comic was made by a woman, every guy knows the double stream goes nowhere near the bowl.
#105 - moneybag (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I lost my **** when i saw this one
#111 - aiming (07/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#144 - Lordskull (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Me when I am drunk
Me when I am drunk
#21 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot about the Spiderman one.
You forgot about the Spiderman one.
User avatar #47 - mistafishy (07/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I've had all of those except the backwards curve...

My dick is like a double barrel, I always get the goddamn double shot. IT'S SO HARD TO AIM TWO STREAMS- QUIETLY.
User avatar #77 - thirdjess (07/29/2013) [+] (73 replies)
I have got to say that having a dick must really suck. Yes, women bleed, but we don't have and extra ******* limb we have to constantly make sure we aren't banging into **** . If I had a dick I'd probably accidentally hit my wood on my bedside table or a door frame on a daily basis! Fuuuuck that **** .
#83 to #77 - ellenrimbauer (07/29/2013) [-]
I'd honestly love to be a guy.  There are tons of perks to being a girl, but I would much rather go every month without bleeding and pain and all the other stuff that comes with it.
I'd honestly love to be a guy. There are tons of perks to being a girl, but I would much rather go every month without bleeding and pain and all the other stuff that comes with it.
#149 - fishpiee (07/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #157 to #149 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
**decieverofthegods rolls 66** Here...
User avatar #1 - trollmobile ONLINE (07/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
the post-fap spray...
when you stand up it's the everywhere, but even sitting down, it's so powerfull it hits the inside, then sprays up between your legs and gets everywhere.

piss before fapping.
User avatar #49 - liuftwaffle (07/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Who pee sitting down ? wtf ...
User avatar #66 to #49 - Kingsteveooo (07/29/2013) [-]
When Im pooping at the same time.

You can pee without pooping, but you can't poop without peeing!
User avatar #9 - gilbreak (07/29/2013) [-]
my bathrooms walls are pretty close to the toilet so i just lean against the wall and over the toilet, and rest my heels on the floor and wall and just piss straight down in the morning
#142 - eminempackerfan (07/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#55 - CaptainKill (07/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always falls in your pants.

pic sorta related
User avatar #148 - thekinganon ONLINE (07/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I hardly get any of these problems? maybe its because i'm uncut, it usually acts like a cone to help you aim haha
User avatar #159 to #158 - SgtObvious (07/29/2013) [-]
In America 99% of people are cirumsized. Everywhere else in the world most people aren't.
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