Why Its Dirty. Thats why!. It' s lining a man. controlling this , lann don’! know what we have In THE EVERYWHERE -. But then there's always that last drop Why Its Dirty Thats why! It' s lining a man controlling this lann don’! know what we have In THE EVERYWHERE - But then there's always that last drop
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - Jesusnipples
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But then there's always that last drop
But then there's always that last drop
#187 to #13 - satoshimiwa
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Lifehack - this is because the urethrae of some men (not all) does a bit of an u-bend near the prostate. To deter the yellow ninja from assassinating your pants, rub your taint doing a "milking" motion towards your dick to force the rest of your pee out. Try not to make eye-contact with any other toilet denizens while you do this.
Lifehack - this is because the urethrae of some men (not all) does a bit of an u-bend near the prostate. To deter the yellow ninja from assassinating your pants, rub your taint doing a "milking" motion towards your dick to force the rest of your pee out. Try not to make eye-contact with any other toilet denizens while you do this.
User avatar #91 to #13 - gwenisback **User deleted account**
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thats why you dont shake it, you milk it like an udder
sounds ridiculous and sexual but it works
User avatar #24 to #13 - thepinkestofthepie
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You know what they say,
Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times, you're PLAYING WITH YOURSELF AGAIN
User avatar #45 to #13 - mechaemperor
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Squeeze it out.
#34 to #13 - joshlol
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No matter how much you shake and dance,
the last few drops end up on your pants
User avatar #46 to #34 - andnowducks
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>Get tissue
>Cover dick tip
>put penis in pants
>Take tissue back out
>Put dick back in
#51 to #46 - kavtech
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User avatar #58 to #51 - andnowducks
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Okay, so you get about 4 tears of tissue, tear them off, scrunch up the tissue, cover the top of your dick, put your dick in your underwear, it then drips onto the tissue, not your underwear, then take out the tissue, put it in the toilet, and there we have it, piss free underwear.
User avatar #62 to #58 - kavtech
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ohhhhh. your previous comment made me think you removed your dick at one point.
User avatar #248 to #62 - Jesusnipples
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That step is optional
#22 to #13 - flutterkrieg
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Comment Picture
#23 to #22 - andovaredoras
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What are you doing over there?
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User avatar #75 to #37 - kaycie
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only at the beginning, not so much mid-piss
#167 to #37 - anon id: 19dfef6a
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ive been stood at a urinal and had a sudden massive urge to ****, and then had to stop pissing to prevent ******** myself.


so yes
User avatar #171 to #37 - spaceturtlecadet
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no
User avatar #90 to #37 - suiker
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No I have not
User avatar #193 to #37 - dirtydollar
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Have you tried turning your penis off and on?
#50 to #37 - kingoftheweirdos
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User avatar #228 to #50 - dieubermench
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and that comes from the king of the weirdos.
#28 - aesis
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If you're uncut, you have the worst time peeing.
You need to adjust the skin to make this piss go in the right direction.

If you don't, it's like Russian Roulette with piss.
#29 to #28 - anon id: a16bc1cc
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You could just pull the skin back?
User avatar #30 to #29 - aesis
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Then it shoots out in a random direction, and that's worse.
#33 to #30 - anon id: 8f914c25
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I'm uncut, although a birth defection made my skin being placed wrong at the my head resulted that my penis is uncut but looks like a cut - im #32 - that's my everyday problem
#36 to #28 - anon id: de905e59
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But it's great
Precision aiming!
User avatar #92 to #28 - Dap
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Circumcised master race.


just kidding it doesn't make a difference
User avatar #93 to #92 - circumcised
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Trust me, he knows what he's talking about.
User avatar #94 to #93 - Dap
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Haha well if it does make a big difference, sorry for you guys
User avatar #181 to #94 - gardenmanly
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I think he was just kinda saying it because his name is circumcied
It doesn't really make a big difference, when it comes down to it. Lovin' is Lovin', no matter how much skin
User avatar #113 to #28 - thismustbeseen
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oh god why did you do that? You made me think of circumcision.
#182 to #28 - anon id: 7c6c052e
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sometimes i forget to peel it back and combined with low flow, it ends up all over my leg
User avatar #183 to #28 - kirbythegay
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for added fun, do it blindfolded
User avatar #199 to #28 - greenstrongworld
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Do you mean flushin roulette?
User avatar #54 to #28 - WastedDrudge
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^this
User avatar #106 to #28 - swagloon
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i think you need to get your penis checked
User avatar #35 to #28 - trollmobile
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or you just pull it back.
User avatar #40 to #35 - ningyoaijin
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Pulling it back widens the stream, making it go in very random directions. I tend to pull it forwards so that my foreskin forms a funnel shape allowing an actual single stream to from, which is easy to control. Whenever I pull it backwards, it comes out in a sheet parallel to the wall and it goes both in front and behind the toilet at the same time.
#118 to #40 - anon id: 03d4c3e7
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sucks to be you man
#56 to #28 - epicawe
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im uncut and i piss with perfection.
User avatar #71 to #56 - timmywankenobi
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as do I.
#68 - droop
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Dont forget the "After a wank" where it goes in 43 different directions.
Dont forget the "After a wank" where it goes in 43 different directions.
#175 to #68 - anon id: a8879dc7
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I thought that was covered under 'The Everywhere.'
#18 - hewhoepicfails
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I remember this one time when I was taking a piss. It started off with a double stream but a few seconds later it turned into a triple stream for a couple of seconds. I'm still baffled about the phenomenon.
User avatar #44 to #18 - theofficialchamp
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I guess you could say: That was not mainstream
User avatar #19 to #18 - nuclearnarwhal
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The shotgun- I had it once. Went to piss like a normal day, and then out of ******* no where, 5 ******* PISS STREAMS.
User avatar #115 to #19 - TheCerealKiller
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It's a result of something interfering with the stream. Usually pubic hair, in my case.
User avatar #253 to #115 - nuclearnarwhal
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I think it was a result of boner.
#31 to #19 - dezider **User deleted account**
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one time my piss was divided into main stream and a little one that was also spray, but aimed much lower on my leg, i had to grab a piece of toilet paper and use it as a shield
User avatar #163 to #31 - lirfy
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holy crap you are not alone
#39 to #18 - masterchiefawesome
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you should write a book about your survival story
you should write a book about your survival story
#108 - fyaq
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Double stream hitting the toilet?   
   
obviously the comic was made by a woman, every guy knows the double stream goes nowhere near the bowl.
Double stream hitting the toilet?

obviously the comic was made by a woman, every guy knows the double stream goes nowhere near the bowl.
#105 - moneybag
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I lost my **** when i saw this one
#121 to #105 - atoma
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#229 to #121 - moneybag
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I dont even know what i did there
User avatar #230 to #229 - atoma
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I'll let you spin...
#111 - aiming
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User avatar #126 to #111 - ettne
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all over little girls?
#136 to #126 - aiming
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read the purple line
User avatar #155 to #136 - ettne
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****, I didn't enlarge the pic
#161 to #155 - aiming
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it's aight
#144 - Lordskull
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Me when I am drunk
Me when I am drunk
#174 to #144 - brokenhalf
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i laughed more than i should have
#21 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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You forgot about the Spiderman one.
You forgot about the Spiderman one.
User avatar #82 to #21 - battledude
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oh god imagine having your dick smashed into and then ripped across the ice like that