WUT. This is either the weirdest or coolest thing I've heard of.. I can't decide. Because of noise ordinance laws in Europe, club owners have created "silent di wut europe club bumpin
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #8 - shinigamigod
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Its actually quite useful when trying to talk to someone as you just take your headphones off.
#135 to #8 - anon id: 5615a200
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******* CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

******* hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and ******* segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
******* also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around *******, and look for ******* who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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#122 to #8 - spermofatiger
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Just don't try and take this ******** headphones off!
User avatar #41 to #8 - staticwolf
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It's weird as **** being able to instantly turn off the pumping tunes and have a conversation whilst everyone else is party hard around you, though.
User avatar #110 to #41 - instantly
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Imagine looking through the windows of the club from the outside, see a bunch of people dancing, and theres no music.
#20 - Blasphemer
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Now that's a sight when you walk in the club and see bunch of idiots shaking in silence...
Now that's a sight when you walk in the club and see bunch of idiots shaking in silence...
#26 to #20 - Mojake
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I guess you've never been to a silent disco... The funniest thing about it is taking off your headphones and listening to the racket of everybody going full-confidence-Celine-Dion-mode and blasting their lungs out trying to sing their favourite song and yet failing terribly.
I guess you've never been to a silent disco... The funniest thing about it is taking off your headphones and listening to the racket of everybody going full-confidence-Celine-Dion-mode and blasting their lungs out trying to sing their favourite song and yet failing terribly.
User avatar #29 - pajsor
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I've been to these before and it was awesome, I had 3 chanels on my headphones, and 3 live sets were played at once. One chanel had house music, one had death metal/hard rock, and one had reggae. These things are common in music festivals.
I was listening to house music and one chilling, while metalheads were going crazy all over the place. When you take the headphones off all you hear is people rustling (seriously)
User avatar #103 to #29 - lustraDD
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chilling to house..
#97 to #29 - iridium
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As a metalhead I approve and wish I knew where to find one of these place.
As a metalhead I approve and wish I knew where to find one of these place.
User avatar #152 to #97 - pajsor
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This was at EXIT music festival in Serbia, they have a silent disco stage every year. But I'm sure there are other music festivals with it closer to you.
User avatar #111 to #29 - optimussum
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Hard rock to full on death metal is quite a transition
#118 to #29 - alexthebest
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That really rustles my crow.
#15 - minaman
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I had no idea this was so uncommon... we have these all the time in London.
User avatar #28 to #15 - fathis
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yay im from london too
User avatar #37 to #15 - mrcowll
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I'm from Canada. I've never seen on here. I wish we had them.
#56 to #15 - gokhue
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we have them in aus every now and then
User avatar #100 to #15 - thedarkdefender
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We do?
#142 to #100 - anon id: e3f3fa71
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They're always on, bro. You just have to go to the right events/places.
User avatar #13 - painispleasure
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this...this isn't...this isn't a world wide thing?
#84 to #13 - turbohysteria
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Sadly, no. Never heard of them.
Sadly, no. Never heard of them.
#85 to #13 - kiermatv
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....yeah....
....yeah....
#99 to #13 - necroshiz **User deleted account**
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User avatar #109 to #99 - CupcakeMaster
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I had no knowledge of this until today.
User avatar #54 - resbiansrock
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Imagine walking in and just seeing a ******** of people dancing, and having no idea what to do.
User avatar #75 to #54 - luthervonappledorf
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And that's before you've taken the acid.
#105 - spoonhero **User deleted account**
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User avatar #92 - residentblackman
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it's always the white people

it's just a lighthearted racist joke please don't anally rape me with red thumbs
User avatar #127 - hjgamer
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That's only in 4 European countries. And there are no European laws, but there are EU laws.
User avatar #129 to #127 - TheHutchie
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You're forgetting that Americans still think Europe's a country.
#187 to #129 - anon id: c4a17ac7
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not all americans, only the stupid ones
User avatar #188 to #187 - TheHutchie
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Every country has its idiots. Unfortunately, for reasons we've yet to fully discover, idiots are considered a necessary evil by evolution.
#130 to #129 - hjgamer
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oh wait nevermind
#137 to #129 - victorianfancyman
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Which Americans are we talking about here?

I don't know a single American over the age of 6 that thinks Europe is a country (or any of that other **** elitist tea-sipping ballkicking wine sipping eurofags think we don't know)
User avatar #140 to #137 - TheHutchie
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I was actually making a little joke dude. Common sense dictates that the majority of Americans know fine that Europe is not a country.

Basically, according to most Americans on Television, the United Kingdom is "England", and is not included in Europe.

They often say things like "In Europe..." when they actually mean a specific country or part of Europe.

"War is the world's way of teaching Americans geography"? How can you not get this running joke by now?

If pointless butthurt was food, you'd have just filled me up to the point of vomiting.
#143 to #140 - victorianfancyman
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Yea and I was looking for an excuse to throw a bunch of european generalizations together too
I forgot to include skirt wearing though..

do you feel left out? :c
User avatar #144 to #143 - TheHutchie
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No, actually.
User avatar #70 - formidableguy
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I hate silent discos, there so ******* stupid!

But its still a different experience so try it, but not my cup of tea
User avatar #71 to #70 - formidableguy
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their* fml
#72 to #71 - xsolicitedsilkx
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they're*
You tried. It's okay.
User avatar #73 to #72 - formidableguy
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damn it. thanks
#74 to #73 - xsolicitedsilkx
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No biggie, sweetie.
User avatar #76 to #74 - formidableguy
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your kind, I like you
User avatar #88 to #76 - CoolStoryBrosky
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you're
User avatar #186 to #88 - formidableguy
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for **** sake haha
#77 to #76 - xsolicitedsilkx
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Aaw. Thanks!
Aaw. Thanks!
User avatar #79 to #77 - formidableguy
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saved!
#80 to #79 - xsolicitedsilkx
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I have others.
#81 to #80 - formidableguy
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this is my favourite
this is my favourite
#82 to #81 - xsolicitedsilkx
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I love Monty Python..
User avatar #83 to #70 - superjail
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OPINION ALERT OPINION ALERT OPINION ALERT
#94 to #70 - ThatFatMummy
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did someone say tea?   
   
Warning to stoners: Do not watch unless you have plenty of time on your hands
did someone say tea?

Warning to stoners: Do not watch unless you have plenty of time on your hands
User avatar #102 to #94 - amuzen
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I looked at the gif, then looked at warning and then it was tomorrow.
User avatar #128 to #102 - inametoasted
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Impossible! You posted this 2 hours after the gif was posted so that means you posted this comment and then you looked at the gif and the warning and then it became tommorrow, but since you used past tense as verb thingy that isn't the case

TL; DR You lied

sorry for being a total dick
User avatar #131 to #128 - amuzen
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it was 11:50 when i started looking at the gif and 12:20 when i posted.
User avatar #132 to #131 - inametoasted
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well **** me

sorry for bothering you
#101 to #94 - zombiejunkie
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