Wise words. .. These are definitely wise words. Also, Homer is a wise man too.
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#1 - skinjacker (07/28/2013) [-]
These are definitely wise words.

Also, Homer is a wise man too.
User avatar #4 to #1 - stunning (07/28/2013) [-]
Alcohol solves the problem of widthdrawls
User avatar #10 to #4 - alcohol (07/28/2013) [-]
I do? Who knew?
User avatar #18 to #10 - stunning (07/29/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #26 to #18 - Dairycow (07/29/2013) [-]
i want you inside of me
User avatar #2 to #1 - leglesslegolegolas (07/28/2013) [-]
Milk does solve problems though. It can fix a calcium deficiency or make your bones stronger.
User avatar #19 to #2 - loganwt (07/29/2013) [-]
Don't forget heartburn!
User avatar #20 to #19 - leglesslegolegolas (07/29/2013) [-]
It also solves the problem of a burning mouth from eating peppers.
User avatar #11 - lolfire (07/29/2013) [-]
One of my favorite sketches about censorship.


Viewers complain to Stephen Fry- A Bit of Fry and Laurie- BBC Comedy
#14 to #11 - moggz (07/29/2013) [-]
Wait...that was dr house dressed in drag. Hugh laurie i think is how you spell his name..but ffs.. that was dr house dressed in drag..
#15 to #14 - lolfire (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah....

Hugh Laurie was massively famous over here before he went to America to do that show.
#16 to #15 - moggz (07/29/2013) [-]
Well after i started watching the show i started looking into stuff about the actor. I've even had the privilege to watch him play life
#13 - ProfessorGigsTwo (07/29/2013) [-]
censor this!
censor this!
User avatar #33 to #13 - goodcheese (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't think anybody can chew that
User avatar #6 - kridane (07/28/2013) [-]
Sorry Mark Twain but stephanie meyer is the best author of all time
#34 to #6 - xXxCenturionxXx (07/29/2013) [-]
you'll need this to not get red thumbs
User avatar #7 to #6 - weirdvintagegirl (07/28/2013) [-]
Please tell me you aren't serious.
User avatar #8 to #7 - kridane (07/28/2013) [-]
Yes because stephanie meyer wrote one series of books bought by millions of teenage girls and mark twain is only the father of american literature.
#22 to #8 - kaboozle123 (07/29/2013) [-]
because of this comment and understanding your sarcasm i have thumbed up your first comment because the red thumbs were given by a misunderstanding, there you go sir
User avatar #28 to #22 - darthblam (07/29/2013) [-]
So we're supposed to thumb up "trolls" that admit to "trolling" over a couple of red thumbs?
User avatar #41 to #28 - kaboozle123 (07/29/2013) [-]
we award humor, and that was sarcastic humor. i laughed therefore i shall give a thumb. it's that simple. if you did not enjoy it, then give him a red thumb. if you laughed give him a green thumb. if you felt neither than move on
#42 to #8 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
WAT
#30 to #8 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Arguing with yourself is unhealthy you know.
#29 to #8 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
Arguing with yourself is unhealthy.
User avatar #17 - xceor (07/29/2013) [-]
I am not for censorship or anything but this isnt good example its more like a man and a baby share a plate but the man cant oreder steak cuz the baby cant chew
User avatar #12 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (07/29/2013) [-]
thats just like gay marriage
User avatar #25 to #12 - thatoneiranianguy (07/29/2013) [-]
Not really? Not seeing where you're coming from.
User avatar #35 to #25 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (07/29/2013) [-]
saying gay people cant get married because of your religion is like saying a fat person cant eat a doughnut because you're on a diet
User avatar #38 to #35 - thatoneiranianguy (07/29/2013) [-]
There's more to it than just religion.

I'm not religious persay and think gays should have that right but I do not support the current forefront due to the methods they use because I find it somewhat disgusting to watch. I do have gay friends, and most of them keep their mouth shut about it as I keep my mouth shut about my straightness.

I just find it that too many people that are homosexual have to act like we should treat them differently and we "need" to know what type of crap they're into. I don't need to know that just as much as the next person doesn't.

So stop saying it's entirely religiously motivated, that annoys the crap out of me, because there are other reasons why people don't like it. For me, it's support the idea, don't support the forefront groups.

User avatar #5 - alexrider (07/28/2013) [-]
Keeping things uncensored is like shoving the steak in a babies face. They don't want that.
#36 - mummyslittlebitch (07/29/2013) [-]
For those of you who speak German, this is probably my favorite short piece by Mark Twain. If you don't speak German you might still find it interesting. I give you . . .   
   
"The Awful German Language"   
   
www.crossmyt.com/hc/linghebr/awfgrmlg.html
For those of you who speak German, this is probably my favorite short piece by Mark Twain. If you don't speak German you might still find it interesting. I give you . . .

"The Awful German Language"

www.crossmyt.com/hc/linghebr/awfgrmlg.html
User avatar #31 - darthblam (07/29/2013) [-]
Unless you're in Japan, in which case you just cut a tiny rectangle out of it and then it's OK.
#32 to #31 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
No, in japan you just kill the cow and eat the meat raw, and cover it in rice.
User avatar #27 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/29/2013) [-]
coming from a man who was alive before the days of television and other forms of mass media, i might agree with him.
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User avatar #3 - TonyStark (07/28/2013) [-]
Mark Twain actually never said that, and a lot of other quotes that he is famous for. He did say something like that, but the quote has been paraphrased and made more simple.
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