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#4 - Lewx ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Nice try Bats   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g   
   
   
But even you need coffee.
Nice try Bats
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0reMYQSXB0g


But even you need coffee.
#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
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#6 to #1 - prominant (07/28/2013) [-]
Your username though
#19 to #6 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
ikr? It sucks big time.
#18 - ICEDgrunge (07/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - tippidyt (07/28/2013) [-]
How to always win a discussion.
Kill the bitch
#7 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
I hate batman so much... he's not even a real super hero. There's nothing super about him. He's just a hero. He's basically a smart ninja... are ninjas super heroes? No. Batman should not be part of the justice league. He's a ******* glorified detective. He has no super powers. He's not super human. He's a regular ninja. Call him a hero, but not a SUPER hero.
#33 to #7 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
>Batman should not be part of the justice league.
>Says nothing about Aquaman.
User avatar #34 to #33 - plazmaflare (07/28/2013) [-]
are you saying this because its some sort of meme that aquaman is useless or because you think he is truly useless?
#35 to #34 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
Mostly for the meme, he is not completely useless. Although when compared to other heroes on the justice league his efficiency is surely reduced every time he is not on the sea. Apart from superhuman strength and being able to resist huge pressures most of his other powers are kinda useless when he is away from water.
User avatar #31 to #7 - linktheherooftime (07/28/2013) [-]
To quote lordraine: "Batman's cool because he doesn't have superpowers. He doesn't get to fly or shoot lasers or take bullets to the face, but he still fights supervillains and armed robbers every night. That's what makes him awesome. He's a mouse picking fights with lions, and he's winning."
#39 to #31 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
All i'm saying is he isn't super and his fans piss me off with their "HE'S THE GOD DAMN BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN1!!!! BECAUSE HE'S BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"
User avatar #71 to #39 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (07/29/2013) [-]
I actually agree with that part. **** Batfags.
#38 to #37 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
Now watch my video please.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjySvkabZI
#30 to #7 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #7 - SonofChuck (07/28/2013) [-]
Hey it's you again! How's it going? Still doing the whole "I hate Batman" thing I see oh ho ho. Alrighty well it's been nice seeing you oh and before I go thanks for that pecan pie recipe my wife loves it! Alright you take care now.
#20 to #16 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
Don't forget 'I hate cats', 'art majors are useless', 'alcohol is for idiots' and 'videogames are for nerds'. Basically, this guy has reached a new level of f'aggotry.
#15 to #7 - tabarzins (07/28/2013) [-]
Hey faggᴏt. Do you even read comics?
User avatar #11 to #7 - agrofenlas (07/28/2013) [-]
You know, except Batman has defeated every single one of the JLA members, dodged Darksiedes omega beams, and saved earth on multiple occasions. Not to mention, saved every universe ever when he defeated owl man.
#13 to #11 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
All of his fights are complete and utter ******** and extremely one sided in his favor. For example, there is no way in hell Batman would stand a chance against Superman is a real fair fight. 1 on 1 no gimmicks, Superman destroys Batman 10 times out of 10. Superman moves faster than 7 times the speed of light, please tell me how the **** Batman, a human, can keep up with that sheer speed? Even if superman went the speed of light or sound even, he's still knock Batman's head off before Batman even blinks. That is how a realistic fight between the two would go but the fans wouldn't like realistic **** . They prefer their HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMANNNNNNNNNNNN **** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - agrofenlas (07/28/2013) [-]
His plans are already thought out weeks in advance, he always has prep time and an ass tone of **** up his sleeve. I agree, even with that, superman could kill him but its his boy scout nature that keeps that from happening. Did you ever even watch JLA, anyway? Batman can and has accomplished super human feats. Yes, superman has beat him in every cannon match, but... Batman is high skilled, and highly intelligent. I think he's a little more then human at this point. ( He's also become a vampire once, and he's killed dracula, given they are not even the same series. )
#24 to #14 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
He is above average human. Peak human ability, but not super human.
#26 to #24 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
By most definitions, characters do not strictly require actual superhuman powers to be deemed superheroes.
The term superhero does include anyone showing the typical traits superheroes have but one doesn't necessarily have to be superhuman to be named one.
#41 to #26 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
Superhero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil
#46 to #41 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
a fictional hero having extraordinary or superhuman powers; also : an exceptionally skillful or successful person

Fixed that for you.
#52 to #46 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
You didn't fix it, you made it worse. What I said was fine the way it was. The superhuman definition is correct.
#57 to #52 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
Not it's not. Look it up. Even wikipedia says there is not one single correct definition and most definitions would include batman as a superhero.
#67 to #57 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
The dictionary is a reliable source...
#69 to #67 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
But it's not the be all, end all source for everything. There are many different definitions and most do not require super powers to be called a superhero. Just deal with that fact.
#44 to #41 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
But that's not the correct definition of the term.
#53 to #44 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
Yes it is. You know better than the ******* dictionary now?
#36 to #13 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
Getting so mad over comics? How's your autism treating you?
#40 to #36 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't have any mental disorder...
#47 to #40 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
The way you act you might actually indeed be on the autism spectrum. You should really get that checked, you might not even know yourself, but the possibility is there.
#51 to #47 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
It isn't a possibility, I don't have it. I would know by now you ******* dumbass...
#58 to #51 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
It is. Unless you have been checked in the last half year.
#45 to #40 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
Might want to get that checked mate.
#50 to #45 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
Pretty sure a doctor would have told me by now... i'm 20, someone would have noticed by now you ******* idiot. Seems like you have a mental disorder actually if you don't know that.
#63 to #50 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
And instant you go into full defense. I'm pretty sure your mind ism't as sane as you like to think. You should really get that checked.
#62 to #50 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
You are the idiot for not knowing things like that can develop whenever they want.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Are you saying Ninja Brian isn't a super hero? NSP - If We Were Gay
#21 to #8 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
NINJA SEX PARTY **** YEAH
User avatar #22 to #21 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
*hugs*
#9 to #8 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
Yes that's what i'm saying... he's even worse than Batman. That video was stupid as **** and I couldn't even watch the whole thing.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Well, I'm sorry for posting that then. Also...Batman is a detective and a ninja with an ironclad will. His will power is what sets him above most.
#12 to #10 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
He is not super, that's what i'm saying. He is a hero, there's no denying that, he just isn't a SUPER hero.
User avatar #17 to #12 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
Iron man isn't a super hero, he just has high powered gadgets. Batman's arsenal of gear does include (In multiple versions) mech suits.
#25 to #17 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
Never said Iron man was. We're talking about Batman here.
User avatar #27 to #25 - zaperzero (07/28/2013) [-]
I know. But that's part of the grounding that people put things in when they say batman is a super hero. Batman is a normal human who has pushed himself to the absolute limits of human potential to make himself able to stand amongst the greats. Not to mention Super Man and the Martian Man Hunter are both just average people of their respective races. They've got literally no powers unique to them themselves. It's because they're among humans that they're so incredible to us. Batman is a human that is among them.
#42 to #27 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
They're super HUMAN, Batman is not. He is peak human ability but still human. No matter how much he works, he will always be a human.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zaperzero (07/29/2013) [-]
Hal Jordan is a human. He's just got a spiffy ring, I don't see you complaining about him. The only human with actual abilities that make him super in the entire justice league is the Flash (not counting unlimited, or Aqua man).
#54 to #43 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
If you tried to use that ring you wouldn't be able to. Only he can use it.
#64 to #54 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
so? he is still human.
#48 to #43 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
protip: that guy is trolling.
he posts the except same phrases every time something is related to them.
If proven wrong, which he often is, he tends to shut up, though. It's fair to say he's pretty poor in the art of trolling.
#55 to #48 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
protip: No i'm not. I'm serious.
I post this comment on related content... how ******* surprising. You want me to post it on MLP content? Idiot.
I have not been proven wrong, i'm right. Batman is not SUPER. He's above average.
#66 to #55 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, on every related content, retard.
#65 to #55 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
someone that posts the same **** multiple times is a troll. deal with it.
#61 to #55 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
Why do you feel the need to do that?
#59 to #55 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
You aren't. you are a troll. a poor one at that.
User avatar #49 to #48 - zaperzero (07/29/2013) [-]
I knew fully well he was. I wanted to prove him wrong so he'd shut up. it's no fun when you get a furious reaction out of the trolled people.
#56 to #49 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
But you're the one who is wrong... Batman is not SUPER.
#60 to #56 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
He is. Because I say so.
Can't argue with that, dumbass, can you?
Yeah, thought so.
Next time, think about it before you embarass yourself like that.
#68 to #60 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
Ah you're one of those delusional Batman fan boys. HE'S THE GOD DAMN BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE HE'S BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
#70 to #68 - Rascal (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't even like batman, I just like to piss you off
#32 - djequalizee (07/28/2013) [-]
Coffee is the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions
#29 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
i dont understand why people need to compare on which is their favourite or which is better.

yes starting off bats and sups disagreed on most things but eventually their relationship grew into a bromance
#28 - bongconnery (07/28/2013) [-]
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#23 - thewisedane (07/28/2013) [-]
Here you go.
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