Insperational comedy. This guy is awesome, he goes around schools and gives motivational speeches like this a lot. I didn't make it, but I haven't seen it on FJ
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Insperational comedy

Insperational comedy. This guy is awesome, he goes around schools and gives motivational speeches like this a lot. I didn't make it, but I haven't seen it on FJ

This guy is awesome, he goes around schools and gives motivational speeches like this a lot.
I didn't make it, but I haven't seen it on FJ before. ~Enjoy

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#27 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I mean yeah he's funny, but he'd never make it as a stand-up comedian.
User avatar #90 to #27 - jubnik (07/28/2013) [-]
well... he is kind of standing up there in the pic
User avatar #106 to #90 - tylosaurus (07/28/2013) [-]
rise to one’s feet:
the two men stood up and shook hands

Well?
User avatar #30 to #27 - spoonhero **User deleted account** (07/28/2013) [-]
Because he's an inspirational speaker
User avatar #33 to #27 - pappathethird (07/28/2013) [-]
This comment is going places
#9 - profkitty (07/28/2013) [-]
He came to my High School once, I know "Cool story bro", but still he is a very inspirational man is hilarious with the pranks he polls on people.   
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He came to my High School once, I know "Cool story bro", but still he is a very inspirational man is hilarious with the pranks he polls on people.
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User avatar #36 to #9 - randomwanker (07/28/2013) [-]
my cousin went to see him once and since he was sponsored by hermes music he gave my cousin a guitar for participating
#85 to #36 - draxdiesel (07/28/2013) [-]
...how?
User avatar #64 to #9 - megusters (07/28/2013) [-]
Did you get a hand written signature?
User avatar #118 to #64 - OMGNIGGERZ (07/29/2013) [-]
As opposed to what, a foot written signature?
User avatar #13 to #9 - fadetometallica (07/28/2013) [-]
Dude did you get to shake his hand
User avatar #41 to #13 - wargeneralwest (07/28/2013) [-]
dude that's bad but damn that made me laugh
#101 to #13 - mcquiston (07/28/2013) [-]
This is for you.
User avatar #113 to #13 - mysticana (07/28/2013) [-]
This is my own content and I just got the joke
User avatar #114 to #113 - crampers (07/28/2013) [-]
You're fast i'll give you that
User avatar #71 to #13 - stijnverheye (07/28/2013) [-]
not even a shoulder pad
#68 to #13 - guu (07/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 to #13 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
I wonder what his signature looks like.
#120 to #13 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#14 - hattrikev (07/28/2013) [-]
more like "Life Without Limb-Its"
#17 to #14 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
How did he write the book?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Nazistick (07/28/2013) [-]
With his mind. He's a wizard...A Legless...armless Wizard.
#22 to #17 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Dave chappele wrote a show and he was a ******
User avatar #20 to #14 - ezTarget (07/28/2013) [-]
seriously though how the **** did he write the book?
did he use dragon to type what he said or just higher someone?
User avatar #65 to #20 - slendermanspenis (07/28/2013) [-]
He types with the piece of flesh which he called the 'chicken leg' he's able to write with it, draw and type.
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User avatar #39 to #20 - drewsky (07/28/2013) [-]
Hire*
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#34 - pappathethird (07/28/2013) [-]
He's a funny guy
#1 - whiskeygunner (07/27/2013) [-]
He reminds me of Bob Oblong
User avatar #51 to #1 - theugandanhero (07/28/2013) [-]
Bob Oblong was voiced by Will Ferrell

Blows your mind, doesn't it?
User avatar #28 to #1 - Greevon (07/28/2013) [-]
That show scared me.
User avatar #31 to #1 - gravitystereo (07/28/2013) [-]
that show was on the worst kind of crack
#96 to #83 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
**** yeah technology
User avatar #97 to #96 - swagloon (07/28/2013) [-]
I know right. Photoshop is great.
#42 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
As long as you have a handsome face, you can achieve anything.
User avatar #88 - baditch (07/28/2013) [-]
God bless this guy for making the best of a bad situation.
User avatar #3 - bluebandit (07/27/2013) [-]
This guy is absolutely amazing, here is a video of one of his speeches and I highly recommend that everyone watches it


www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zeb-k-XzaI
#80 - snaresinger (07/28/2013) [-]
"I haven't see it on FJ before"

You clearly haven't been looking very hard, have you?
User avatar #109 to #80 - mysticana (07/28/2013) [-]
Probably not. When's the last time this was posted?
User avatar #40 - godhatesusall (07/28/2013) [-]
Every time I've seen this posted, I've thought of it as HIM driving, this is actually the first time I realized that wouldn't work
User avatar #45 to #40 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
Anything is possible nowadays, if you have the money. I know someone that is in an electric wheelchair. Can't control his legs, his arm enough to hit the little stick to move the chair, and has slight difficulty in speaking. He drives because his car is mostly computerized and does quite a lot of the work.
User avatar #47 to #45 - godhatesusall (07/28/2013) [-]
Huh. That's pretty ******* neato.
#48 to #47 - flemsdfer ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
The only thing I wonder still, is how he hops around like he does without absolutely decimating his balls.
User avatar #61 to #48 - slendermanspenis (07/28/2013) [-]
Probably uses something to protect them.
User avatar #19 - ezTarget (07/28/2013) [-]
I bet he still gets ass
User avatar #21 to #19 - carfreak (07/28/2013) [-]
Actually, he is married. I met him a few years ago. He's pretty cool.
#26 to #21 - quazyjash (07/28/2013) [-]
He married? I met him in 2008, at something called Spirit West Coast, and he said he was still single. Good on him.
User avatar #75 to #26 - carfreak (07/28/2013) [-]
That's where i met him too. Same year also.
#119 to #75 - quazyjash (07/29/2013) [-]
Awesome! At the Air1 stage or what?
User avatar #121 to #119 - carfreak (07/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think so. It's been awhile lol
User avatar #25 to #21 - ezTarget (07/28/2013) [-]
oh ya i think i heard about that
User avatar #4 - DarkLogic (07/28/2013) [-]
My friend Luke suffers from Tourettes yet uses it as the basis of his comedy, he's a pretty cool guy, he was on the Channel 4 documentary The Undatables

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISt8zqe1V2s


User avatar #12 to #4 - fadetometallica (07/28/2013) [-]
I have Tourette's as well (though not as pronounced as your friend), and I have a successful career in the military. It's all about not letting what you got be who you are.
#15 to #4 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
If Luke is actually your friend (can't believe anything on the internet, lol), tell him I say "hi!" lol. He was funny, and I was hoping for the best for him while watching the Undateables. Hope he has a girlfriend now!
User avatar #5 to #4 - RaptorJesus (07/28/2013) [-]
I imagine this would be funnier if i could understand more of what he was saying...
User avatar #82 - crimsonkev (07/28/2013) [-]
Nick Vujicic on front page again? Cool.
He preached at my church one day
#43 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Yeah he came to my church once (saddleback church) he had an amazing message and was ******* hilarious
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User avatar #23 to #6 - newforomador (07/28/2013) [-]
That's actually one of the things he says at most of his speeches.
User avatar #54 to #6 - brosanction (07/28/2013) [-]
I think that might be a bit presumptious...
User avatar #52 - JosephDecreux (07/28/2013) [-]
what a disgusting disabled freak
#73 to #52 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Since I can only thumb the **** that came out your mouth once I thumbed down other comments you made just to see a red wave in your page. You're welcome.
#79 to #52 - destroyerofcheese (07/28/2013) [-]
Seriously, go **** yourself.
User avatar #86 to #52 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/28/2013) [-]
not very creative, but successful. you certainly made some people angry. 6/10
User avatar #89 to #52 - fournum (07/28/2013) [-]
There is a special place in hell for people like you.
#95 to #52 - yisumad (07/28/2013) [-]
you little ****
#122 to #52 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
So help me God, if i ever find out who you are or where you're from i am gonna poke out your eyes and piss on your brain.
User avatar #123 to #122 - JosephDecreux (08/01/2013) [-]
anons aren't allowed an opinion. im a funnyjunk legend back in the days of yellow funnyjunk - you don't even know me!
#57 to #52 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
Dat niga nasty as fucc yo
#56 to #52 - rapeyrapey (07/28/2013) [-]
if he was so great he would have arms and legs
#59 to #52 - slendermanspenis (07/28/2013) [-]
Watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
#94 to #52 - peggscott (07/28/2013) [-]
Can probably still get more action than you (and me), because he is a nice, funny, very confident guy...
Can probably still get more action than you (and me), because he is a nice, funny, very confident guy...
#58 to #52 - misumena (07/28/2013) [-]
It's not nice to talk about yourself in such ways
It's not nice to talk about yourself in such ways
#67 to #58 - molehasmoles (07/28/2013) [-]
First of all, you just came off as nearly as dumb. Second of all, I'm pretty sure you can talk about yourself however you'd like.
#69 to #67 - misumena (07/28/2013) [-]
It's the internet, i don't need to be intelligent on the internet.
It's the internet, i don't need to be intelligent on the internet.
#72 to #69 - molehasmoles (07/28/2013) [-]
Nah, it's probably just you.
#74 to #72 - jayax (07/28/2013) [-]
At least he isn't an asshole.
#81 to #74 - molehasmoles (07/28/2013) [-]
Haha :p
#93 to #81 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
phanact cunt
User avatar #98 to #53 - dickbewt (07/28/2013) [-]
As much as I hate him for that comment, I do find it hilarious that 90% of FJ laugh at 9/11 and the holocaust, yet when it comes to insulting a disabled person, you have the biggest **** storm ever.
User avatar #111 to #98 - ulquiorratheespada (07/28/2013) [-]
I wasn't upset because he insulted a disabled person, I was upset that he insulted this particular one. He came to my school once and he was incredibly funny and inspirational.
User avatar #124 - mysticana (09/08/2013) [-]
**mysticana rolls 33**
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