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#14 - BowChickaBowWow
Reply +119
(07/28/2013) [+] (21 replies)
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"The wrath of Mouth Khan"
Mouth KHAN!!!
#105 to #14 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
is this tumblr?
#108 to #14 - mrfourtysevenman
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
somebodys gonna make a picture of mouth khan I KNOW IT
#117 to #14 - doodogger
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I honestly don't get why 115 people thumbed this up.
#46 to #14 - vacillantfall
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(07/28/2013) [-]
i dont get it
#78 to #46 - jirichi
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(07/28/2013) [-]
KHAAAAAAN!

i think..
#81 to #78 - mrsirius ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/28/2013) [-]
I would laughed so hard at this when i was a kid, because i thought he said cunt.
I would laughed so hard at this when i was a kid, because i thought he said cunt.
#68 to #46 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#103 to #68 - thanesyrdahl
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#111 to #68 - guu
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#110 to #68 - fennoswede ONLINE
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#112 to #68 - chiefrunnyjeans
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
This is getting old. Think up something new.
#19 to #14 - lifeofliam [OP]
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(07/28/2013) [-]
only took 10 hours for someone to comment on that! good job feelythefeel! you win one internets
#22 to #19 - jinapayne
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Here's the gif too   
I was expecting a comment
Here's the gif too
I was expecting a comment
#24 to #22 - jinapayne
Reply +8
(07/28/2013) [-]
This one is better
This one is better
#25 to #22 - lifeofliam [OP]
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
was waiting for that gif too, free interwebs for you too
#41 to #25 - jinapayne
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(07/28/2013) [-]
why thank you
why thank you
#20 to #19 - feelythefeel
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#69 to #19 - darthblam
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Seems kinda redundant to repeat what was in the content.. everyone saw it.. and I'm pretty sure the majority of people thought the same thing...
#8 - include
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(07/27/2013) [-]
#65 to #8 - gravitystereo
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
snurt
#75 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
Zits is ******* great.
#49 to #8 - pacmanwakkawakka
Reply +2
(07/28/2013) [-]
the man is turned on, and his switch is up like it's an erection
#56 to #49 - ramenmonster
Reply +8
(07/28/2013) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
#73 to #56 - pacmanwakkawakka
Reply +1
(07/28/2013) [-]
Sorry for not realising that straight away.
#95 to #49 - anon
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
aren't you clever!
#132 to #95 - pacmanwakkawakka
Reply 0
(07/29/2013) [-]
**** you. No really. **** you so much.
#76 to #49 - anon
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
hah, you are so funny xDDDDDD
#131 to #76 - pacmanwakkawakka
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(07/29/2013) [-]
Hahaha. No need to be a dick about it for me not realising a joke.
Hahaha. No need to be a dick about it for me not realising a joke.
#1 - kaiizel
Reply -95
(07/27/2013) [-]
But it's easy... just lick the little nub at the top, that's called the clit, you see. Keep doing that. The end.
#55 to #1 - snotnose
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Wow.. from all the downvotes it looks like Funnyjunk is 100% Against Clits..
#127 to #55 - anon
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
No, it's that kaiizel here has no idea how to please a woman. Spoiler alert: That's not how.
#2 to #1 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
ACTUALLY! that's wrong, you need to start on the least sensitive parts of the vagina and keep working your way through the more and more sensitive parts over a length of time. This way, after you've been going at it for a while, the female will be much more aroused and by the time you get to the clit it's much more enjoyable.

So clit last. (Knowledge source: I'm one of those female humans)
#15 to #2 - pryhuss ONLINE
Reply +24
(07/28/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is coming over in a couple of minutes. Ill use your advise, person with vagina
#58 to #15 - romdadon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
its been 5 hours how did it go
#60 to #58 - pryhuss ONLINE
Reply +29
(07/28/2013) [-]
She squirted on my eye
#61 to #60 - romdadon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
lol nice   
yfw
lol nice
yfw
#13 to #2 - mitdwit
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Don't they have a name for you female humans...
#85 to #13 - stijnybe ONLINE
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(07/28/2013) [-]
You mean people with vaginas?
#28 to #2 - themodyourgod
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(07/28/2013) [-]
WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND ROUND HERE!
#39 to #2 - kiermatv
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#57 to #2 - snotnose
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Your Vagina is clearly broken. the CORRECT way to get girls off is to simply jam as much inside her as physically possible. when she stops moaning, bitching or breathing you know your doing it right.
#71 to #57 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
and that, my friend, is probably why you cant pleasure a woman. good luck getting a girl, mate.
#134 to #71 - snotnose
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(07/29/2013) [-]
It never fails too amaze me just how stupid people can be... if you seriously cant find ANY Satire in my original post you probably need to either A: Read it again, but this time pay attention or B: go **** yourself.
#135 to #134 - anon
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(08/03/2013) [-]
yes. it is amazing how stupid people can be. especially people like you. satire. thats a big word for a peice of **** like you. clearly you were serious, cos normal people tend to make notes that they are being sarcastic. of course, maybe its cos i'm not an american. who knows??
#44 to #2 - snakefire
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(07/28/2013) [-]
This will come in handy. thanks.
#21 to #2 - meinneger
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(07/28/2013) [-]
or you could just go balls deep, buss a nut and dip
#107 to #21 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
you sound like you watch the hodge twins
#118 to #2 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
all women are different for my girlfriend she likes it 1000000 times better if I just suck on her nipple while i rub the clit. I have to go slow though or else she'll cum in like 35 seconds
#120 to #118 - knowstoomuch
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(07/28/2013) [-]
can I have your girlfreind?
#100 to #2 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Implying all females get off the same way. The only reason you got so many thumbs is because now a bunch of 12 year old think they know how to eat a girl out.
#82 to #2 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
will you let me practice on you?
#64 to #2 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(07/28/2013) [-]
>Implying the clit is part of the vagina
#51 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
Yes, because all women are the same.

Retard.
#17 to #2 - slashendrix
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
What are they called again?
#7 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(07/27/2013) [-]
Yet you don't tell us how to distinguish the least sensitive parts from the most sensitive
#9 to #7 - lifeofliam [OP]
Reply +37
(07/27/2013) [-]
thats because some things we have to finger out for ourselves
thats because some things we have to finger out for ourselves
#10 to #9 - LordVoltagen
Reply +6
(07/27/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehue
#34 to #9 - sebthebrony
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(07/28/2013) [-]
gonna need source, please
#35 to #34 - lifeofliam [OP]
Reply 0
(07/28/2013) [-]
found on here coupla years ago
#94 to #2 - kaiizel
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Actually you don't need to do that, if you've got her horny enough beforehand you can go straight in to the clit.

I am also a female human. You are nothing special.
#66 to #1 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
i thought the joke in the comic was about untangling the pubic hair...
#40 to #1 - kiermatv
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know
I wouldn't know
#29 to #1 - whatugawkinat
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Reading diagrams is one thing, but it's experience that gets the job done right the first time...every time. Simply put, I do not think you have enough experience in this field to be guiding others in the right direction. Maybe pay for an apprenticeship and through trial and error you might learn the art of getting a girl off.

TL/DR? Buy a hooker and get some experience in. At least that way she gets some form of payment for your lack of understanding when it comes to sex.
#91 to #29 - kaiizel
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I believe being a female gives me more experience.
#42 to #1 - klick
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(07/28/2013) [-]
lol, SOOO many people seem to disagree.
#50 to #1 - mcfattyfatty
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Clit? I've never heard of that pokemon before.
#4 to #1 - sinonyx
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(07/27/2013) [-]
obviously someone has never had the sex
#93 to #4 - kaiizel
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(07/28/2013) [-]
There isn't much to it, also what I just described is oral sex. Going by your lack of knowledge I assume that you have not had the sex, either.
#106 to #93 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Remember you're dealing with a bunch of autistic 12 year old hopping on the bandwagon of attacking you for thumbs. I wouldn't take any offense to anything anyone ever says on here.
#114 to #106 - kaiizel
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(07/28/2013) [-]
It's ok anon, I wondered how much hate I'd get for my comment. 86 red thumbs is rather impressive, or sad.
#121 to #114 - sinonyx
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(07/28/2013) [-]
no, what's sad is that you think you're right
#123 to #121 - sinonyx
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#122 to #121 - kaiizel
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(07/28/2013) [-]
wat. How am I wrong?
#124 to #122 - sinonyx
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(07/28/2013) [-]
well everyone agrees with comment #1 (course i'm not sure if that's simply because they claim to be female) but read that, move on, enjoy life
#125 to #124 - kaiizel
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(07/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't explain how I am wrong.
#126 to #125 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
It's not that you're wrong, licking the clit is a step in the right direction, it's just that you're ******* boring. You're not gonna make any girl cum that way, nor will they get any more enjoyment from you doing that than they would get from the feeling of their clit making contact with their underpants, you tryhard little ********.
#128 to #126 - kaiizel
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Did you want me to go into ******* detail about how to give oral to a girl? That is the jist of it yet people are having a hissy fit.
#129 to #128 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
That is most certainly not the jist of it, and I'm pretty confident that all the people in this thread telling you you're wrong know how to do oral on a girl better than you do. You're not helping your case in the slightest by continuing to demonstrate your autism.
Kill yourself.
#130 to #129 - kaiizel
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I am not wrong. There is more to it but the clit is the basic. But I know the alpha fags on here disagree because they've ****** a lot of girls...
#32 to #1 - bakawaka
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(07/28/2013) [-]
this ******* guy
#5 to #1 - shishiko **User deleted account**
Reply +18
(07/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy, I know how to have ****** ******* sex.

Thanks.

Seriously, just lick the clit? What are you 13?
#92 to #5 - kaiizel
Reply -3
(07/28/2013) [-]
Well actually you now know how to give a girl oral sex. You're welcome.
#3 to #1 - karmakoala
Reply +20
(07/27/2013) [-]
Smash it with a hammer
#11 to #1 - kitsunemochalite
Reply +28
(07/28/2013) [-]
You must be getting it every night you ******* beast
You must be getting it every night you ******* beast
#16 - feelythefeel
Reply +32
(07/28/2013) [-]
KHAAAAAN!
#23 to #16 - jinapayne
Reply +2
(07/28/2013) [-]
Heres the gif
Heres the gif
#27 - pippysfleas
Reply +15
(07/28/2013) [-]
earlier
earlier
#77 to #27 - FoonyJoonk
Reply +1
(07/28/2013) [-]
That gif made me laugh for 5 minutes straight. Thank you sir.
#133 to #77 - pippysfleas
Reply 0
(07/29/2013) [-]
i laughed pretty hard too
i laughed pretty hard too
#45 - thexguy
Reply -19
(07/28/2013) [-]
x
#54 to #45 - mercyburris
Reply +1
(07/28/2013) [-]
o
#70 to #45 - thewguy
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(07/28/2013) [-]
w
#48 to #45 - scootalooisyourgod
Reply +14
(07/28/2013) [-]
No.
#47 - smileulz
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#31 - delphine
Reply +10
(07/28/2013) [-]
You missed a pun there OP
They... cunt finger it out.
#53 - bdowns
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(07/28/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #4108875 at Items **
#63 to #53 - adaliarosevagina
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(07/28/2013) [-]
nice roll
#18 - hideyowives
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(07/28/2013) [-]
i dont get this....its hard to get a girl to cum?......
for me the trick is to try and get in the girls shoes, think about what you would like her to do to you, cept its a vagina, sounds dumb but try it guys, gets results
#33 to #18 - amuro
Reply +1
(07/28/2013) [-]
you are a shemale, right?
#36 to #33 - hideyowives
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(07/28/2013) [-]
uhhhh no? granted i could have worded that better
#37 to #36 - amuro
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(07/28/2013) [-]
hahaha, take a thumb, mate. Happened to me once, too.
#38 to #37 - hideyowives
Reply +6
(07/28/2013) [-]
yeah i type quickly, so i firmly put my foot in my mouth more times than you would think