Black Swallower. 1st piece of proper content. Go easy... What's this? Could it be that a worthy challenger has finally arrived to prove itself against the almighty ? scary bitch
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#1 - fizzor
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(07/27/2013) [-]
What's this? Could it be that a worthy challenger has finally arrived to prove itself against the almighty ************?
#147 to #1 - daentraya
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(07/28/2013) [-]
A challenger has appeared! ************, meet your demise
#57 to #1 - queefquizzler
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(07/28/2013) [-]
************ is going to **** Satin himself so there will be even more darkspawn coming out of the ocean depths.
#69 to #57 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, **** satin. silk is the way to go.
#72 to #57 - ilovehitler
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(07/28/2013) [-]
************ is satan himself.
#11 to #1 - killerliquid
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(07/27/2013) [-]
Snakefire, ************ died right?
#15 to #11 - snakefire
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(07/27/2013) [-]
He didn't die, he just moved on to conquer heaven.
#30 to #15 - applescryatnight
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(07/28/2013) [-]
how'd the glorious bastard go anyway?
#31 to #30 - snakefire
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Jumped out of his tank.

I mean what could kill ************ other than himself?
#26 to #15 - hardtuner ONLINE
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(07/27/2013) [-]
that's great. good luck to him.
#25 to #15 - anon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
man... he conquered hell already?
#13 - gameshredder
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(07/27/2013) [-]
>Sleep tight   
   
They aren't serial killers that will get me in the night. They're in the water.   
   
I'm not sleeping in the water
>Sleep tight

They aren't serial killers that will get me in the night. They're in the water.

I'm not sleeping in the water
#151 to #13 - JosephDecreux
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(07/28/2013) [-]
i bet your still scared of sharks though
#23 to #13 - evilwheatleycore
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I'd be worried for Daredevil
#95 to #13 - damakorithus
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Why not?
Why not?
#35 to #13 - slashendrix
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(07/28/2013) [-]
maybe not........
but you will be sleeping with the fishes
[small]hehehe[small]
#14 to #13 - decoyoctopus
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(07/27/2013) [-]
dude...
#17 - ampy
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I still think Goblin Sharks are more terrifying.
I still think Goblin Sharks are more terrifying.
#24 to #17 - Greevon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
lol
#45 to #17 - Jabberwocky
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I think they're kinda cute, actually.
#48 to #17 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I too, used to think this. Then I realized that one was attacking an arm, so its tiny. But adult specimens can become several meters long
#77 to #17 - rhiaanor ONLINE
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I like how he just gets pissed that it bumps into him.
#100 to #17 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Nope! nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope and no thank you....
#122 to #17 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
this was actually hr giger's inspiration for creating alien
#133 to #17 - kavtech
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(07/28/2013) [-]
THAT'S ******* COOL
#169 to #17 - blackoutonetwotwo
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(08/05/2013) [-]
So that's where xenomorphs come from...
#58 to #17 - queefquizzler
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#49 to #17 - twofreegerbils
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(07/28/2013) [-]
whaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUCK
#27 to #17 - Shadow Guardian
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#101 to #17 - darkanon
Reply +31
(07/28/2013) [-]
Nope
Nope
#12 - katinka
Reply +47
(07/27/2013) [-]
but i'm more than 50 cm...
#53 to #12 - dishesaredone
Reply +21
(07/28/2013) [-]
your dick isn't
#75 to #53 - eminemisthebest
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#153 to #53 - anon
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(07/28/2013) [-]
as a black guy i can tell your argument is invalid.
#159 to #153 - dishesaredone
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(07/28/2013) [-]
you can't swim anyway phanact
#8 - vpngtn
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(07/27/2013) [-]
#3 - superafromanxd
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(07/27/2013) [-]
thought I accidentally went into ****
#33 - puar
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Black Swallower

#130 - zomitlu
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Of course I'll sleep tight. I don't live in the sea, and this wasn't even remotely scary. Interesting, sure but scary? Wouldn't scare a 5 year old.
#131 to #130 - hanyouvale
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(07/28/2013) [-]
what about 3?
#61 - icametocomment
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(07/28/2013) [-]
But if it's stomach is thin enough to be ruptured, how has it survived this long?
#65 to #61 - brokenboulevard
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(07/28/2013) [-]
It swallowed smaller prey.
It swallowed smaller prey.
#116 - spoonhero **User deleted account**
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Omg somewhere in the sea there is a scary fish. How am I gonna be able to sleep tonight?
#143 to #116 - thechosentroll
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(07/28/2013) [-]
By closing your eyes and losing consciousness?