Black Swallower. 1st piece of proper content. Go easy.. CAUTION. SOME PRETTY FUCKIN' SCARY SHIT IS DOWN THERE... Time for some knowledge up in here. This mother scary bitch
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Black Swallower. 1st piece of proper content. Go easy.. CAUTION. SOME PRETTY FUCKIN' SCARY SHIT IS DOWN THERE... Time for some knowledge up in here. This mother

1st piece of proper content. Go easy.

CAUTION.
SOME PRETTY FUCKIN' SCARY
SHIT IS DOWN THERE...
Time for some knowledge up in here. This
motherfucker is the Black/ Great Swallower am),
or niger am, and this bitch
can swallow other fish it' s own mass or
twice it' s length. The guy can grow to be
long, so he can eat fuckers that are
long.. Dude' s a badass. His jaws leave his
fuckin' head and clamp down with the power
of 1000 suns around it' s prey and then he
swallows the fucker whole.. So think about
this next time you' re in the sea..
This specific piece of shit quality nightmare fuel was a
Great Swallower than ate an 86 fuckin' cm snake
mackeral. The unlucky sonofabitch was so big it burst
out of the swallowers stomach.
...
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#1 - fizzor
Reply +226 123456789123345869
(07/27/2013) [-]
What's this? Could it be that a worthy challenger has finally arrived to prove itself against the almighty ************?
#147 to #1 - daentraya
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(07/28/2013) [-]
A challenger has appeared! ************, meet your demise
#57 to #1 - queefquizzler
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(07/28/2013) [-]
************ is going to **** Satin himself so there will be even more darkspawn coming out of the ocean depths.
#69 to #57 - hillbillypowpow
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, **** satin. silk is the way to go.
User avatar #72 to #57 - ilovehitler
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(07/28/2013) [-]
************ is satan himself.
User avatar #11 to #1 - killerliquid
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(07/27/2013) [-]
Snakefire, ************ died right?
User avatar #15 to #11 - snakefire
Reply +39 123456789123345869
(07/27/2013) [-]
He didn't die, he just moved on to conquer heaven.
#30 to #15 - applescryatnight
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(07/28/2013) [-]
how'd the glorious bastard go anyway?
User avatar #31 to #30 - snakefire
Reply +49 123456789123345869
(07/28/2013) [-]
Jumped out of his tank.

I mean what could kill ************ other than himself?
User avatar #26 to #15 - hardtuner
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(07/27/2013) [-]
that's great. good luck to him.
#25 to #15 - anon id: eb6eafd3
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(07/27/2013) [-]
man... he conquered hell already?
#13 - gameshredder
Reply +148 123456789123345869
(07/27/2013) [-]
>Sleep tight   
   
They aren't serial killers that will get me in the night. They're in the water.   
   
I'm not sleeping in the water
>Sleep tight

They aren't serial killers that will get me in the night. They're in the water.

I'm not sleeping in the water
User avatar #151 to #13 - JosephDecreux
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(07/28/2013) [-]
i bet your still scared of sharks though
User avatar #23 to #13 - evilwheatleycore
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(07/27/2013) [-]
I'd be worried for Daredevil
#95 to #13 - damakorithus
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Why not?
Why not?
#35 to #13 - slashendrix
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(07/28/2013) [-]
maybe not........
but you will be sleeping with the fishes
[small]hehehe[small]
#14 to #13 - decoyoctopus
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/27/2013) [-]
dude...
#17 - ampy
Reply +66 123456789123345869
(07/27/2013) [-]
I still think Goblin Sharks are more terrifying.
I still think Goblin Sharks are more terrifying.
User avatar #24 to #17 - Greevon
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(07/27/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #45 to #17 - Jabberwocky
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I think they're kinda cute, actually.
#48 to #17 - anon id: 932d66eb
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I too, used to think this. Then I realized that one was attacking an arm, so its tiny. But adult specimens can become several meters long
User avatar #77 to #17 - rhiaanor
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(07/28/2013) [-]
I like how he just gets pissed that it bumps into him.
#100 to #17 - anon id: 503f3da3
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Nope! nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope and no thank you....
#122 to #17 - anon id: e38fa2ba
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(07/28/2013) [-]
this was actually hr giger's inspiration for creating alien
User avatar #133 to #17 - kavtech
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(07/28/2013) [-]
THAT'S ******* COOL
User avatar #169 to #17 - blackoutonetwotwo
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(08/05/2013) [-]
So that's where xenomorphs come from...
#58 to #17 - queefquizzler
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(07/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #49 to #17 - twofreegerbils
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(07/28/2013) [-]
whaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUCK
#27 to #17 - Shadow Guardian
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(07/28/2013) [-]
#101 to #17 - darkanon
Reply +31 123456789123345869
(07/28/2013) [-]
Nope
Nope
#12 - katinka
Reply +47 123456789123345869
(07/27/2013) [-]
but i'm more than 50 cm...
User avatar #53 to #12 - dishesaredone
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(07/28/2013) [-]
your dick isn't
#75 to #53 - eminemisthebest
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#153 to #53 - anon id: 3f5919f3
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(07/28/2013) [-]
as a black guy i can tell your argument is invalid.
User avatar #159 to #153 - dishesaredone
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(07/28/2013) [-]
you can't swim anyway phanact
#8 - vpngtn
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(07/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - superafromanxd
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(07/27/2013) [-]
thought I accidentally went into ****
#33 - puar
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(07/28/2013) [-]
Black Swallower

#130 - zomitlu
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Of course I'll sleep tight. I don't live in the sea, and this wasn't even remotely scary. Interesting, sure but scary? Wouldn't scare a 5 year old.
User avatar #131 to #130 - hanyouvale
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(07/28/2013) [-]
what about 3?
#61 - icametocomment
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(07/28/2013) [-]
But if it's stomach is thin enough to be ruptured, how has it survived this long?
#65 to #61 - brokenboulevard
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(07/28/2013) [-]
It swallowed smaller prey.
It swallowed smaller prey.
#116 - spoonhero **User deleted account**
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Omg somewhere in the sea there is a scary fish. How am I gonna be able to sleep tonight?
User avatar #143 to #116 - thechosentroll
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(07/28/2013) [-]
By closing your eyes and losing consciousness?