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#1 - stupro (07/27/2013) [-]
Billy asks his dad (who is shaving at the time):
"Dad, why do you shave your beard?"
"Because when daddy shaves his beard, mommy shaves her legs."
#44 to #1 - Jesusnipples (07/28/2013) [-]
This made me laugh really hard and everything but I will never get that image out of my head
#140 to #1 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#31 to #1 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
I don't get someone please explain. Are her legs supposed to stand for something?
User avatar #32 to #31 - stupro (07/27/2013) [-]
It's means they're going to have sex. And if you don't know what that is, I'll explain even that. Sex is when a man's shaved face rubs against woman's legs which also must be shaved. Otherwise, you can contract a lot of STDs (Sexually transmitted diseases) and be stuck with itchy beard for the rest of your life!!!
User avatar #33 to #31 - stupro (07/27/2013) [-]
Also, her legs ARE supposed to stand for something. For themselves so, you know, the person with those legs can stand.
#138 to #1 - SILENCEnight (07/28/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #5238655 at Furries **
#23 to #1 - oceanfrank (07/27/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID!
User avatar #47 to #30 - theprocrastibator (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it means that if the father literally shaves his beard, he gets to eat his wife out.
#120 to #47 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
Stop thumbing him down you bastards. He answered the question.
#22 to #1 - bowlerpipe (07/27/2013) [-]
enlarge
User avatar #52 to #22 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
wut
#77 - yuukoku (07/28/2013) [-]
Pussies. Spongebob had an anal rape joke, a menstruation joke, a suicide joke, a gay scenario, a man wearing a bra ON SEVERAL SEPARATE OCCASIONS WITH TWO DIFFERENT CHARACTERS, a joke about censoring dicks, and a whole scenario about stealing women's panties (and here I thought this was only in anime...).
Pussies. Spongebob had an anal rape joke, a menstruation joke, a suicide joke, a gay scenario, a man wearing a bra ON SEVERAL SEPARATE OCCASIONS WITH TWO DIFFERENT CHARACTERS, a joke about censoring dicks, and a whole scenario about stealing women's panties (and here I thought this was only in anime...).
#78 to #77 - skiskis ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I require sauce
I require sauce
User avatar #86 to #78 - yuukoku (07/28/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha_Wk7T6Tvs

YOUR EVIDENCE, GENTLEMEN!
User avatar #134 to #86 - dirtydollar (07/28/2013) [-]
The soap one was the only one that really stood out
User avatar #96 to #77 - rdangerdash ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
You forgot about the holocaust joke.
User avatar #106 to #105 - rdangerdash ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I was thinking of a different one but that one is even better than my one. Highfive.
User avatar #109 to #106 - yuukoku (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure this was a Jew joke. He was picking up a trail of money into a gas chamber. I don't know how much more specific they could be. It's pretty ****** up what they put in cartoons.
#108 to #77 - porksammich (07/28/2013) [-]
And they made a reference to David Hasselhoff being drunk eating a cheeseburger
#128 to #119 - yuukoku (07/28/2013) [-]
I almost posted this...
#90 to #77 - dashooter (07/28/2013) [-]
it.... has a pubic hair joke too...
#91 to #90 - dashooter (07/28/2013) [-]
not to mention the time spongebob got caught watching porn
User avatar #116 to #77 - derpomancy (07/28/2013) [-]
Most good kids shows had double layered humor so both kids and adults found it amusing.
User avatar #117 to #116 - yuukoku (07/28/2013) [-]
My dad and I loved watching Johnny Bravo because of such humor.
#121 to #117 - spanishninja (07/28/2013) [-]
mamas, i...
#3 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Songebob: "Squidward said I could help by burying myself"
mr Krabs: "Spongebob, please tell me that's your nose"
#43 to #3 - Jesusnipples (07/28/2013) [-]
I couldn't find a clip of that scene but I did find this, which is also chuckleworthy
I couldn't find a clip of that scene but I did find this, which is also chuckleworthy

TOP 10 DIRTY SPONGEBOB JOKES
#5 to #3 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
fake, mr krabs did not say that
#6 to #5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Ok, now it says so on the picture.
That's like ten times more legit
#151 to #6 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
So because someone made a picture of it you believe they actually said it on the show? Wow

And also krabs doesn't say it
#17 to #6 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
He still didn't say that.
+1
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User avatar #25 to #18 - erotic **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Anon is right, Mr. Krabs really said "Quit fooling and come on out. I need you to be in the commercial."
#59 to #17 - koeln (07/28/2013) [-]
I'm 100% sure he said that. Maybe some translations are different? I just know the german version and in this, he definately says that
User avatar #26 to #17 - kaitheguy (07/27/2013) [-]
yes he ******* did
#146 to #3 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
THAT NEVER HAPPENED
#36 to #3 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
He never says that As Seen On TV (Speedy)
#114 to #36 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #20 to #3 - alvaroxd (07/27/2013) [-]
''what are you doing lad?''
#50 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
Clearly this person has never watched Rocko's Modern Life.
#66 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
what about in rocko's modern life when rocko worked as a phone sex person?
User avatar #60 - eminempackerfan (07/28/2013) [-]
Also Dr. Bill is talking about organizing play dates on this episode...saying that kids jack off way too much and they need a girl...DAMN
User avatar #7 - tacotuesdayz (07/27/2013) [-]
"right in the childhood"
you do realize this episode was only made 2 years ago or so, right?
User avatar #13 to #7 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
the show hasnt even been on air seriously for longer than that
User avatar #55 to #13 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
They are currently making and airing new episodes.
#131 to #7 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
more like 6 or 7 dude
User avatar #8 to #7 - ilovehitler (07/27/2013) [-]
But it's still the same character from OPs childhood.
User avatar #58 to #8 - tacotuesdayz (07/28/2013) [-]
well basically, the episode is 5 years old okay
but i dont think half this websites economy was 10 when this episode aired
and the show started in 2001, so i dont find it a big suprise that you people would think this is from your childhood
the show has been on for over 10 years now, and some people sitl say stupid **** like number #13 said
seriously guys, do the ******* research
User avatar #61 to #58 - ilovehitler (07/28/2013) [-]
If I'm understanding you right, then I think this would make at least half the website 10 when that was aired, placing them at 15. That age seems about right for most people here.

And, let's assume everyone here is born in the year 1990. that would place them at 11 when they first started watching the show, which, to me at least, can still be considered part of their childhood.
User avatar #10 to #7 - themurp (07/27/2013) [-]
5 years ago... I checked.
#12 to #10 - katsikis (07/27/2013) [-]
**katsikis rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Jesus. ** still though, thats not that long ago. fairly odd parents stopped being funny in 2005
User avatar #39 to #12 - wargeneralwest (07/28/2013) [-]
yeah well you stopped being funny on August 19th, 2010
#67 to #39 - jtastic (07/28/2013) [-]
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#143 to #67 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#157 to #39 - katsikis (07/28/2013) [-]
**katsikis rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at When someone downs your favorite anime ** I was never funny.
User avatar #148 to #12 - rockamekishiko (07/28/2013) [-]
around the time they stopped airing hey arnold, ahh monsters, when spongebob stopped being funny, they stopped showing angry beavers, catdog, rugrats... same time
User avatar #99 to #12 - themurp (07/28/2013) [-]
Uhh... I have no idea why we got so many thumbs but... neat?
User avatar #100 to #99 - themurp (07/28/2013) [-]
Oh, I guess you weren't the first commenter : /
#62 - satanrox (07/28/2013) [-]
i think its weird that nickelodeon allows jokes like these to be said it a small kids show, but they censored cells black dick piece in dbz
User avatar #147 - domogle ONLINE (07/28/2013) [-]
I never thought
I'd die alone
#150 to #147 - blackmanrollipolli (07/28/2013) [-]
I laughed the loudest
who'd have known
#83 - tdotlegitz (07/28/2013) [-]
i saw this episode last year (not the first time seeing this episode) and i noticed this and i was in shock for a bit
#75 - thrustingreatbacon (07/28/2013) [-]
mfw i got it
User avatar #111 to #75 - spyisspy (07/28/2013) [-]
who doesn't
#139 to #75 - sunskrythewolfie (07/28/2013) [-]
Yea. It 			*******		 explains it in the bottom text
Yea. It ******* explains it in the bottom text
#34 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
holy crap

For some reason today I rememered this part of fairy odd parents

now its on front page 0.o
User avatar #49 to #34 - sheenaandjanie (07/28/2013) [-]
******* love when that happens. Tricky **** .
#145 - tyroneisanigger (07/28/2013) [-]
Paper towels are too rough, not a good way to wipe your dick. I suggest Charmin toilet paper. That ***** soft.
Paper towels are more for cleaning the mess up afterwards.
User avatar #124 - thexguy (07/28/2013) [-]
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#68 - Rascal (07/28/2013) [-]
Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

Remember the episode where they enter the Haunted House and the Kanker Sisters were there? In the beginning of the episode they were at the Taco Stand, and Edd (Double D), hears someone screaming.

Edd: Oh my! A shriek of terror.
Ed: DAD'S HOME!

Does that imply Ed's dad beats his kids?
#24 - randasaurousrex (07/27/2013) [-]
I CANT LOOK AT IT THE SAME
#51 - jabone (07/28/2013) [-]
That's funny now that I notice.
#122 - spanishninja (07/28/2013) [-]
that show wasnt a part of my childhood.
that show wasnt a part of my childhood.
User avatar #125 to #122 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/28/2013) [-]
mine either. never thought it was funny
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