Why else would I wear cleavage?. Seriously, why do girls wear shirts with huge cleavage and then call guys pervs for looking? I mean, I don't always wear cleava
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Why else would I wear cleavage?

Why else would I wear cleavage?. Seriously, why do girls wear shirts with huge cleavage and then call guys pervs for looking? I mean, I don't always wear cleava

Seriously, why do girls wear shirts with huge cleavage and then call guys pervs for looking? I mean, I don't always wear cleavage, but when I do, it's because that day I feel confident in my tits and so I don't mind people staring. (Also the look on their faces is priceless.)

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User avatar #71 - strangemoo (07/27/2013) [-]
And this is when half of the FJ population turns into females.
User avatar #234 to #71 - Greengreda (07/27/2013) [-]
I think it's because people comment on posts relating to them, that's why it seems like whenever there's a post targeting a certain group of people, those people comment.
User avatar #123 to #71 - niceguyguy (07/27/2013) [-]
Your profile picture just makes your comment golden.
#121 - imonaboatman (07/27/2013) [-]
Everyone's face in the comment section while talking about their "boobs"
Everyone's face in the comment section while talking about their "boobs"
#3 - necroshiz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#114 - pappathethird (07/27/2013) [-]
'Are you staring at my tits?'


'Wtf is wrong with you?'

'Some guy pretending to be a girl on a website told me it was okay'
User avatar #229 to #114 - zaggystirdust (07/27/2013) [-]
dude, seriously.
this was funny as hell the first couple of times this was posted

but this is on like every ******* comment section now
#134 to #114 - deletedmyaccount (07/27/2013) [-]
This is the best, ever.
#164 to #114 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
yeah god forbid a girl actually having a different opinion outside the hive mind of the internet, and maybe if you make fun of fedora'd gentlemans girls are gonna like you more because you are SO MUCH MORE MATURE THAN THOSE FAGS amirite?
User avatar #59 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/27/2013) [-]
I am a man that will admit to looking often. I try not to stare, though. Don't wanna be rude.
User avatar #132 to #59 - darkoblivion (07/27/2013) [-]
i know that feel
#67 - pocketpotato (07/27/2013) [-]
If I'm wearing something low-cut or whatever, it's fine if guys notice and appreciate it. Openly staring for a prolonged amount of time is the creepy part. For me, when I show skin, it means I'm comfortable with you seeing exactly that amount, and no more. When you really lock your eyes onto it and like, study it, it gives me a creepy crawly feeling like you're trying to use your imagination to fill in the rest or see more than I'm comfortable with. Does that explanation make sense?
User avatar #86 to #67 - chenn (07/27/2013) [-]
It does, I feel the same way. I just weren't able to express it so well, because I'm not a native English speaker, so the words I use sometimes confuse a bit, especially when they are synonyms in my language but not in English. I'm glad someone was able to express it :3
#103 to #67 - halohon (07/27/2013) [-]
Makes sense to me! I feel bad when I am distracted and look up at them unexpectedly. Usually end up staring in shock a bit and cringe a bit.
#111 to #67 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#247 to #67 - neverforgetthedick (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh I'll use my imagination to do more then fill in the rest...
User avatar #282 to #247 - pocketpotato (07/27/2013) [-]
So you're saying I'm absolutely right to be uncomfortable XD
User avatar #112 to #67 - weenieandthebutt (07/27/2013) [-]
The next question is, why do you wear low-cut? Is it comfortable, do you secretly seek that attention just for that slight self-gratification and confidence boost or do you unconsciously try to attract potential partners? As a guy, I sometimes go around shirtless personally for the 3 reasons which I've stated.
User avatar #143 to #112 - lmaopwnt (07/27/2013) [-]
I would guess because its comfortable to air them out, kinda like guys like to air out their balls whenever possible.
User avatar #281 to #112 - pocketpotato (07/27/2013) [-]
Of course. That's why anyone wears sexy stuff, they want to look sexy to others and feel awesome. But the point is you want to be in control of how much is revealed.
User avatar #183 to #67 - rieskimo (07/27/2013) [-]
I was always taught to treat oogling like the sun. Glance, don't stare.
User avatar #27 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
I like it when people stare, mainly because I'm flat chested and I'm flattered that people know they exists.
User avatar #206 to #27 - lapsushominum (07/27/2013) [-]
Flat chests are my favorite, personally.
User avatar #28 to #27 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
I've got a thing for flat chests.
User avatar #29 to #28 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
So the rumors are true, there are creatures like you.
User avatar #30 to #29 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Indeed there are. It might have something to do with me being bisexual. And being a lolicon. And have a thing for traps. But I still like a flat chest on girls.
User avatar #31 to #30 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
are there more of your kind?
#42 to #31 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
I am also bisexual and have a thing for lolis/traps. I also appreciate if you let me in one this **** picture thing.
User avatar #48 to #42 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
I'll let you know in a few hours
User avatar #76 to #42 - lonewolfjericho (07/27/2013) [-]
M. Bison aka Vega in Japan was killed by Shao Kahn.....this picture is invalid XD
#80 to #31 - kompleteciller (07/27/2013) [-]
yes i dated a flat chested girl when i was a teen and ever since its been kinda a thing...
User avatar #32 to #31 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Most likely. Would you mind posting some pics in **** and mentioning me in the comments or linking me to them?
User avatar #33 to #32 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
aww yiss
User avatar #34 to #33 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Do you know what the blue eye does?
User avatar #35 to #34 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
I have no idea.
User avatar #36 to #35 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Hover your mouse over it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 to #37 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
It's the spoiler thing. So will you post pics?
User avatar #39 to #38 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
I may or may not, I'm really insecure about my body.
User avatar #40 to #39 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
So am I and I anally masturbated on cam for someone I met on here.
User avatar #50 to #40 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
I never really anally masturbated before. Seems kind of unnecessary when I have a full set of cock and balls to play with right next to it.
How does it feel?
#58 to #50 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I was talking about your dick.
#60 to #58 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
#61 to #60 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Well, talking about anal was fun, but I gotta go. Sleep and all that boring stuff.
User avatar #62 to #61 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
Goodnight Don't leave me. I'll miss you.
User avatar #186 to #62 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
I'm back.
User avatar #191 to #186 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
Do you have Steam? Just wondering
User avatar #192 to #50 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, no steam.
User avatar #195 to #192 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
Damn. I assume you also don't have JC2 for PC? **** , I've been wanting to get a friend to play JC2 MP with me.
User avatar #196 to #195 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Uhhhh, I've got Never Winter Nights on my Mac laptop. I think Age of Mythology too. Other than that mario game with the portal gun, that's about it for games.
User avatar #199 to #196 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
Did you come out to your parents?
I'm just wondering, because my parents are the type that would disown me if they heard I would suck dick. So, I'm probably not going to state my bisexuality to them.
Besides, I like vagina better than dick.
User avatar #200 to #199 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've come out. My Dad was completely indifferent, and my mom said it was probably a phase.
User avatar #204 to #200 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
I just realized this post still has 2 hours left, so that people can still read this.
I'm so lonely when shooting guys in the face with shotguns while riding on planes with no one on it while explosions
User avatar #205 to #50 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
I used to have just cause 2, but it was for Xbox.
User avatar #51 to #50 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
It feels amazing, but sometimes I'm a bit too rough with the hairbrush handle and there's a bit of blood, my legs hurt, and I feel like I have to go to the bathroom for a couple hours after.
User avatar #52 to #51 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you use like lube or something?
And maybe a sharpie?
User avatar #54 to #52 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
And the blood comes from the inside, not the anus anyway. The inside is self-lubed and moist, lube wouldn't help there.
User avatar #55 to #54 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
Well, you've successfully made sure I never stuck anything up my butt.
User avatar #69 to #55 - successfully (07/27/2013) [-]
About three to four times a day.
User avatar #70 to #69 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
What's the weirdest time you've been mentioned?
#118 to #55 - successfully (07/27/2013) [-]
Just kidding, I just clicked on this mention:
User avatar #56 to #55 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Fine. How about you stick something up MY butt? It starts with a d and ends with ick.
#57 to #56 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
Drumstick? Ok, good thing I have a drum kit.
User avatar #117 to #55 - successfully (07/27/2013) [-]
"Successfully picked up AIDS!"
Item board **** . Most of the time they're on private profiles though, so I'm sure I've had weirder.
User avatar #66 to #55 - successfully (07/27/2013) [-]
Any time.
User avatar #68 to #66 - hollyisthebest (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh my god, how often do you get mentioned?
User avatar #53 to #52 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
I use vaseline and a sharpie is too small. Besides, the hairbrush handle is smaller than some dicks.
User avatar #41 to #40 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
Thats.. Interesting..
Even if I did, I wouldn't include my face.
User avatar #43 to #41 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
That's fine, I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable.
User avatar #44 to #43 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
Well aren't you kind. I'll see what I can do, since I only have the camera on my laptop.
User avatar #45 to #44 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
That's all I used for masturbating on cam, and this is a mac laptop.
User avatar #46 to #45 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
I'll let you know in a few hours whats up with the pics and junk
User avatar #47 to #46 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Good thing **** stays up for a couple days, I'm going to bed in like, two or four hours.
#129 to #47 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
did you just pick up a girl on funnyjunk? wat
User avatar #49 to #47 - monstersz (07/27/2013) [-]
Okay, well you should have a notification when you get back on
User avatar #138 to #31 - homedog (07/27/2013) [-]
There are a lot more o.o
User avatar #212 to #29 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
See, anonymousbrony likes them too.
User avatar #213 to #212 - anonymousbrony (07/27/2013) [-]
My second mention in a comment!

I'm not well known.
User avatar #214 to #213 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Well, you ARE anonymous.
User avatar #248 to #28 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
I agree, but it kinda makes you sound like a pedophile.
User avatar #258 to #248 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
It's not pedophilia if it's just loli and shota, right?
User avatar #262 to #258 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
Not that the flat chested comment, and I like some of the **** you said... Just im not bisexual.
User avatar #264 to #262 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
Lolis have flat chests.
User avatar #265 to #264 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know, just when you said, "I have a thing for flat chests." I thought of pedophiles.
#270 to #268 - dickstick (07/27/2013) [-]
I also have my share of pedophile gifs.
I also have my share of pedophile gifs.
User avatar #271 to #270 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2013) [-]
"I need an adult"
"I am an adult"
User avatar #211 to #28 - anonymousbrony (07/27/2013) [-]
I'm with you bro.
#133 - deletedmyaccount (07/27/2013) [-]
Staring is dumb, and disrespectful.

Glances however, should be expected, because hot damn if I see some tits nearly hanging out I'm gonna look at them a little.
User avatar #78 - championalder (07/27/2013) [-]
Is it weird that i feel the same way?
i'm a man
#131 to #78 - xnotcreative (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh GOD, WHAT THE **** .
#21 - dissectedtesticle ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
nice confession. ill stare at tits more now.
nice confession. ill stare at tits more now.
#140 - PopeyeBITCHES (07/27/2013) [-]
this is the first step to a better nation
this is the first step to a better nation
#9 - ducksarekawaii (07/26/2013) [-]
It's about damn time someone doesn't care if we stare.    
Personally, I only give glances because I'm a gentleman.
It's about damn time someone doesn't care if we stare.

Personally, I only give glances because I'm a gentleman.
#12 to #9 - lothet (07/26/2013) [-]
#13 to #12 - ducksarekawaii (07/26/2013) [-]
I can finally use this...
I can finally use this...
#14 to #13 - lothet (07/26/2013) [-]
#238 - psychosamm (07/27/2013) [-]
I dont think any girl really minds when a guy just glances at your chest, it's kind of a compliment. It's when guys just sit there and stare like they think they're invisible or some **** when it becomes pervy and creepy.
User avatar #142 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
It's a guilty pleasure of mine to wear my Millenium Ring necklace when going to nerdy places.
Because the guys all think I'm a nerd and it sits just above my cleavage so they have an excuse to look.
It pretty much guaruntees that someone will pay attention to me. And that I'll have someone to talk to.

I am very lonely.
User avatar #144 to #142 - wersand (07/27/2013) [-]
Are you just really bad at normal socializing?
User avatar #145 to #144 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
I suppose I am what they call introverted; I'd sooner starve for three days than have to meet house guests in the kitchen.

But at the same time I do like to share my hobbies with others; I like to talk about anime and games and comics with people. I like a lot of people finding me interesting, just sometimes. In short bursts.
User avatar #146 to #145 - wersand (07/27/2013) [-]
Why don't you just find a few nerd and keep them around. It might help your anxiety a bit, just because it'll be the same people constantly.
User avatar #148 to #146 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
Because it's not anxiety; it's me liking to meet new people and speaking to them without it changing my normal life.
If it was the same ones over and over, they'd start wanting to be part of my schedule; they'd want to go "this" place on "this" day, and "that" place on "that" day.

And sooner of later they'd find me boring, or want a relationship. I don't like being the centre of attention all the time. Just sometimes. I don't want five or six guys fawning over me all the time. I've been there, and I don't want it ever again.
User avatar #149 to #148 - wersand (07/27/2013) [-]
Just don't answer your phone. It's what I do when I don't want people to contact me.
User avatar #150 to #149 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
This is my way. Let me have it.
User avatar #152 to #150 - wersand (07/27/2013) [-]
As you wish.
User avatar #165 to #150 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
ey yo gurl lemme see dem tittys afore i hit u wit my red eyes black dragon.
User avatar #166 to #165 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
Something like that.
User avatar #179 to #166 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
well you seem fun, so carry on
User avatar #185 to #179 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
Generally if I don't want comments like that, I won't mention my boobs or show them in public.
Word of advice my friend; if attention is being drawn to them by the barer, you have every right to say something about them.
User avatar #197 to #185 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
well if you were cardcaptor digimon i would let you play with my pokeballs

yugioh was the one with the card wrist thing right, who somehow had like cards that were real dragons.... but didn't just ride dragons around and be awesome... instead he played a card game.
I never got into it because of that, i watched like half the first season back in the day, but lost interest. I would just scream at the screen " ************ YOU HAVE A DRAGON, stop playing go fish with your bros."
User avatar #233 to #197 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
They were holograms
User avatar #235 to #233 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
really? that makes it much less cool. So it literally was just watching people play magic the gathering.
User avatar #240 to #235 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
You can't play Magic on motorcycles!
User avatar #254 to #240 - sanguinesolitude (07/27/2013) [-]
i'm sure you could if you wanted to. But the cool kids dont play magic cards, and the magic card players dont have motorcycles so i guess we will never know.

and it sounds like what you are comparing it to isnt playing magic, but playing a nintendo 3ds on a motorcycle, which really just lessens the badassness of being on a motorcycle rather than increasing the coolness of 3ds.

i played magic back in the day
User avatar #160 to #142 - timmywankenobi (07/27/2013) [-]
you have a Millenium puzzle ! thats hot.
User avatar #161 to #160 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
No, I have the ring.
Can you imagine leaning on the puzzle? Havingt hat embedded in my chest does not sound fun.
User avatar #162 to #161 - timmywankenobi (07/27/2013) [-]
oh the ring ..still hot.
User avatar #163 to #162 - Loppytaffy (07/27/2013) [-]
...Thanks, I guess.
User avatar #170 to #163 - timmywankenobi (07/27/2013) [-]
your welcome. It's just all the girls I know have been pretty brutal on me for liking yu-gi oh over the past 9 years, an before that they we're bullying me for liking digimon, but I suspect the real reason they were so harsh is because I was paying attention to cards and anime and cartoons instead of them.
User avatar #168 to #142 - repostforlife (07/27/2013) [-]
card games on motor cycles Cardgames on motorcylces
User avatar #64 - intellectualsexual (07/27/2013) [-]
I feel the exact same way, its so flattering.
#277 - flingwing (07/27/2013) [-]
im surprised funnyjunk, normally you would have called this girl and attention whore.. which is kind of true because shes saying things you'd like to hear to get thumbs

but the post is also true, i take a glance as a complement. i mean if a dude is literally having a conversation with my tits its annoying but if they look every now and then i find it flattering. intense eye contact is just as annoying as being mentally undressed tbh.
#232 - tinypoodle (07/27/2013) [-]
I have honestly never caught a guy staring at me before. Then again i am amazingly blind to guys hitting on me or flirting, but i think if i did notice i would be flattered.
#222 - snakefire (07/27/2013) [-]
People seem to think those who expose themselves are arrogant because they want attention.

But in reality they're much more insecure than the average person. Every compliment helps them for a few hours and then they're right back to feeling insecure again.

We are the weakest links.
User avatar #224 to #222 - chenn (07/27/2013) [-]
True. I would never wear a low cut before my friend persuaded me to. And when I did that, I felt a little better and less insecure. That's mostly why I like it :3
#227 to #224 - snakefire (07/27/2013) [-]
My way was much less innocent. A girl once asked me to post my cock on **** a year ago. I got a flood of compliments from everyone and it felt so good I've probably done it ten or more times in the past year...
User avatar #75 - itsjulia (07/27/2013) [-]
#19 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
i always feel kinda complimented when guys stare at my boobs. it's kinda like being told that they're pretty damn awesome
User avatar #106 to #19 - symmiie ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
And then you realize that guys will stare at any set of boobs and yours probably aren't that awesome.
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