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Being high

Cl Anonymous (ID: LE hours ago [v] 22:
why_ png {BEE HE. 480x480) Egg igad
Gat another on
2 Be 16
2 Gets party with an of mine
2 he is in college. he was around 20
2 asks me ifl do any drugs
2 say hell yeah (lie)
2 give me seme x.. then we smoke weed
2 me, him and 3 chicks go to a room
2 smoke some more weed
2 high as ****
2 Get a raging harding
2 feel a hand go down my pants
2 , jpeg
2 close my eyes and tilt my head back
2 high as hell SC) IDGAF
2 eema all ever my boxers
2 epin my eyes and see everyeone' s shocked face
2 look down
2 it was my ewn hand
2 I just jerked it in frend of like at people
2 mm all the chicks n. in eff screaming
2 my buddy is laughin his ass off
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#35 - andersbreivik (07/27/2013) [-]
>be about a month or two ago
>friend is over at my house
>my neighbor is a pretty cool black guy, gives me free weed
>i go over to get high
>friend doesn't want to
>take first hit
>automatically start coughing
>the time i take the second hit I feel the first hit
>we are talking
>i start laughing
>i feel like i am asleep
>we go inside
>we start to play halo 4
>we are at the loading screen
>the opera music is ******* with my head
>the other guys are talking about their high
>"there is an alien, and he is there, not fighting" "but why are they fighting"
>i swear to you that i saw the rise and fall of an alien society
>we finally start playing halo
>i get on the mongoose
>i am driving around the map normally
>start shooting at one of the guys, it seems like the battle lasts 10 or so minutes
>get a text from friend
>"hey man you need to come home"
(1/2)
User avatar #53 to #35 - mrevitcartta (07/27/2013) [-]
Seems like a dick move to have your friend over at your house just to ditch him because he doesn't want to get high.
User avatar #136 to #53 - andersbreivik (07/27/2013) [-]
He is a devout Mormon. Doesn't drink or smoke either.
#131 to #53 - brutallyhonest (07/27/2013) [-]
I agree, you're one of those douchebags, andersbreivik.
User avatar #36 to #35 - andersbreivik (07/27/2013) [-]
(2/2)
>go home
>walk by grandmother's door (shes sleeping)
>turn to my friend
>"THERE IS A ******* GOBLIN IN THERE! DONT WAKE THE GOBLIN UP HAHAHAHHAHA"
>run to my bed and listen to music
>fall asleep
>next day
>i ask my friend how long i was gone
>4 hours
>felt like 30 minutes
>go over to neighbors house
>watch halo film in the theater mode
>I was just driving around in circles the whole time
>the "battle" was me chasing him around trying to assassinate him
#83 - godofcodes (07/27/2013) [-]
There was some sick 			******		 in my High School class that did this, but when he started drinking. He would come to parties, lay down randomly, and jerk off. 			****		 was weird.
There was some sick ****** in my High School class that did this, but when he started drinking. He would come to parties, lay down randomly, and jerk off. **** was weird.
User avatar #119 to #83 - thebritishguy (07/27/2013) [-]
maybe he had a weird fetish so that he liked to be watched
User avatar #95 to #83 - doodogger (07/27/2013) [-]
Dude I know a guy also, who would go to parties, sit with girls on a couch or something, and then halfway doze off just jacking off.

What the ****
#40 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/27/2013) [-]
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#71 - crazyolitis (07/27/2013) [-]
I kind of expected it to be the hand of the friend, and after that... well, things would escalate.
User avatar #97 to #71 - doodogger (07/27/2013) [-]
Same here.
#56 - gentlemanotaku ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Story tiem bitches (1 of 2)   
>be 16   
>first time smoking injecting marijuana   
>chillin on an old abandoned train bridge   
>i dont feel anything man   
>friend pressures me to keep going even though theres like only ash in the bowl   
>i try to fight back, but give in   
>suddenly it hits me   
>body parts fail   
"well 			****		, guess im taking a nap now"   
>lay down on the train tracks   
>eating some garlic plantain chips   
>cant feel tounge, constantly grabing it to make sure i didnt bite it off   
>			*****		 dry, cant swallow   
   
   
>finally get up   
>field of vision is zoomed out like quake   
>Real life looks HD like arma3 but better   
>zooming in and out of my friends tshirt giggling   
   
>bro trying to tell me the trains coming   
>become schizo   
>look down to the side and exclaim in a deep voice "hes lying to you"   
turn back at him in regular "youre lying to me arent you?"
Story tiem bitches (1 of 2)
>be 16
>first time smoking injecting marijuana
>chillin on an old abandoned train bridge
>i dont feel anything man
>friend pressures me to keep going even though theres like only ash in the bowl
>i try to fight back, but give in
>suddenly it hits me
>body parts fail
"well **** , guess im taking a nap now"
>lay down on the train tracks
>eating some garlic plantain chips
>cant feel tounge, constantly grabing it to make sure i didnt bite it off
> ***** dry, cant swallow


>finally get up
>field of vision is zoomed out like quake
>Real life looks HD like arma3 but better
>zooming in and out of my friends tshirt giggling

>bro trying to tell me the trains coming
>become schizo
>look down to the side and exclaim in a deep voice "hes lying to you"
turn back at him in regular "youre lying to me arent you?"
#57 to #56 - gentlemanotaku ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
(2/2)   
>suddenly get the urge to run   
>run to convenience store with with the group   
>random thought "this 			******		 gonna steal something"   
   
>chill outside with my bro paul, hes cool   
>sirens come blaring out of nowhere   
>Nope.png   
>cop goes into store then comes out   
>walks up to me and paul   
>EvergladesAss.jpg   
"you kids know what happened?"   
"nope, i didnt see anything officer"   
"alright, take care"   
>grab paul and nope the hell away   
>high as 			****		, decide it would be a good idea to hide out   
>in the park next door to the convenience store under a tree   
   
>cops never come after us, we walk 5 miles home, dont feel a thing   
>turns out my friends got arrested, and i not only develop schizophrenia, but also clairvoyance while im as stoned as a whore in jerusalem   
   
10/10 would snort weed again
(2/2)
>suddenly get the urge to run
>run to convenience store with with the group
>random thought "this ****** gonna steal something"

>chill outside with my bro paul, hes cool
>sirens come blaring out of nowhere
>Nope.png
>cop goes into store then comes out
>walks up to me and paul
>EvergladesAss.jpg
"you kids know what happened?"
"nope, i didnt see anything officer"
"alright, take care"
>grab paul and nope the hell away
>high as **** , decide it would be a good idea to hide out
>in the park next door to the convenience store under a tree

>cops never come after us, we walk 5 miles home, dont feel a thing
>turns out my friends got arrested, and i not only develop schizophrenia, but also clairvoyance while im as stoned as a whore in jerusalem

10/10 would snort weed again

#109 to #57 - triggathepirate (07/27/2013) [-]
Seem like a fungi.   
Would spark up with.
Seem like a fungi.
Would spark up with.
#38 - skrasnic (07/27/2013) [-]
**skrasnic rolled a random image posted in comment #3086010 at Friendly **
This is what anon fapped to...
User avatar #72 to #38 - nuclearnarwhal (07/27/2013) [-]
I bet ******* Anon doesn't regret it, either, now does he?
#77 to #38 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
pretty much what i do
User avatar #67 - phanteon (07/27/2013) [-]
A remember a time where I smoked like 2-3ish grams to myself.
>Last hit from the bong.
>So ******* fried, like a potato except with sentience.
>Walk out of the room to go the kitchen as planned.
>bump into door, brother laughs at me for not opening it.
>Stand there wondering how do you ******* open this thing.
>freak the **** out.
>"DUDE, WE'RE FUGIN TRAPPED BRO"
>Brother is laughing his ass off while playing Halo 4.
>Brother gets up and drops the controller on the floor and I screech out of terror.
>Brother shoves me away and opens the door.
>Says he'll get the nutella.
>I lay on the ground tripping balls.
>See my stereo, turn it on. First song that comes up is 'Black Hole Sun."
>Instagasm to the beginning.
>Brother comes back to me laying down in pleasure by the song, tosses a jar of nutella at my stomach and proceeds to go back in the game.
>open jar of nutella and lick off nutella off my finger.
>Oh god. Oh god yes.
>Start writhing in pleasure like the stoner teenager.
>Cry because I can't handle the pleasure.
>Brother is just loling so hard.
It was a good night that night.
#111 to #67 - picklefcker (07/27/2013) [-]
I wish i had a brother I could smoke with whats your age difference?
User avatar #137 to #111 - phanteon (07/27/2013) [-]
I'm 16 and he's 21.
I often think how I'm still alive after smoking 3 grams.
#141 to #137 - picklefcker (07/28/2013) [-]
haha 3 grams is a **** load dude, most i've smoke I think is 1,5 grams but in a long period haha but here in holland weed is pretty strong, so with 3 grams ill be pretty ****** .
User avatar #113 to #67 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Dude you have to record yourself while high, ******* hilarious. One time throughout the whole video I was singing songs and replacing words with racial slurs. I replaced the word "trouble" in the song Trouble with ****** .
#33 - rasorburn (07/27/2013) [-]
I tried X for the first time and last time at a state basketball tournament after party in high school.
This really hot girl who I had liked for about half a year was there, and me and her talked all night, started kissing, etc.
She had a room in the hotel where the party was at.
Then the X kicked in and my friend told me when i took it that if you ever had sex on X it would never feel good ever again.
So I never did a damn thing and rubbed the bedsheets in the hotel for three hours
#21 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [-]
I'd probably stay and watch
#44 - latinotornado (07/27/2013) [-]
STORY TIME WITH SEBASTIAN   
>Be 16 year old me   
>My friends and I plan on getting insanely wrecked that night   
>Get to my buddy Danny's house and he and my friend Anthony were already there   
>Wait till it's about 9:30 (It's already pitch black outside because it was right before winter began so it starts getting really dark really early in the day)   
>Our friend Bobby drives up to Dannys and we all get in the car   
>Bobby pulls out some spice and an empty soda can (that's all he had to smoke out of which was lame)   
>First time doing spice so I take the first hit   
>"huh, I don't feel anything"   
>My buddies are shocked that i'm not high because spice is supposed to get you high immediately   
>We keep loading and passing the can in a circile in the car WHILE BOBBY IS DRIVING (yea, impaired driver, dumb)   
>MFW As we're driving it hits me    
>Tripping 			*******		 balls since I took a bunch of hits before it hit me (dumb move)   
>As i'm typing the buttons on my iPhone are popping out like a 3D movie   
>Look up from my phone, everything is 3D (I know it sounds dumb because we see in 3D but the best way to explain it was all of the sudden everyone head really heavly outlines on their body that made them like POP)   
>"oh 			****		 Seb is feelin it!" and after Bobby says that everybodys cheering and taking more hits   
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STORY TIME WITH SEBASTIAN
>Be 16 year old me
>My friends and I plan on getting insanely wrecked that night
>Get to my buddy Danny's house and he and my friend Anthony were already there
>Wait till it's about 9:30 (It's already pitch black outside because it was right before winter began so it starts getting really dark really early in the day)
>Our friend Bobby drives up to Dannys and we all get in the car
>Bobby pulls out some spice and an empty soda can (that's all he had to smoke out of which was lame)
>First time doing spice so I take the first hit
>"huh, I don't feel anything"
>My buddies are shocked that i'm not high because spice is supposed to get you high immediately
>We keep loading and passing the can in a circile in the car WHILE BOBBY IS DRIVING (yea, impaired driver, dumb)
>MFW As we're driving it hits me
>Tripping ******* balls since I took a bunch of hits before it hit me (dumb move)
>As i'm typing the buttons on my iPhone are popping out like a 3D movie
>Look up from my phone, everything is 3D (I know it sounds dumb because we see in 3D but the best way to explain it was all of the sudden everyone head really heavly outlines on their body that made them like POP)
>"oh **** Seb is feelin it!" and after Bobby says that everybodys cheering and taking more hits
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#112 to #44 - advicedude (07/27/2013) [-]
That's my name..
That's my name..
#45 to #44 - latinotornado (07/27/2013) [-]
>Bobby drives over to Taco Bell to pick up some guy named Sam (acid dealer because Danny, Anthony and I wanted to drop some acid after the spice)
>Pick him up and he sits in the back next to me and I ride middle
>"oh heyy maaan my nmes Sebastian" and I hold my hand out to his to shake it
>"oh whatsup dude yea I think i'v heard about you before"
>"whut"
>He just laughs probably because he can see how high and confused I am
>Danny and Anthony pay the money for the acid
>Bobby decides to drive to our friend Stephens house and he's a HUGE pot dealer, him and his dad are in on it
>Pull up into stephens (this entire time Anthony, Danny and I have all been smoking spice
>Walk in and say hi to stephen while he's doing some **** with a bunch of weed on the table, didn't really pay attention, got distracted watching a football re-run on the TV with stephens dad
>Danny grabs my shoulder adn tells me were going downstarirs to go smoke more spice and I get excited so we all rush down
>Only Anthony and I are smoking spice now, passing the can back and forth over and over getting higher by the second
>Everyone else is smoking weed and playing pool
>Some girl named Caitlin shows up and walks downstaris (8/10)
>She sees me there barely able to stand
>Walks over to me "Hey Sebastian!"
>"whut"
>"Wow you're pretty ****** up, nice. Hey, I know you think I hate you, but I don't" or something like that
>"whut..?"
>then she laughs and says more crap and kisses me
>mfw"whut"
>Goes over to everyone else and smokes some weed
>Anthony is as confused as me adn we just keep smoking
>Bobby says he needs to drive to his house which is nearby to pick up his own piece and Anthony Danny and I go with
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User avatar #47 to #45 - latinotornado (07/27/2013) [-]
>everyones in the car and i'm lagging behind barely able to walk, stumbling and laughing like a ******* idiot
>Danny drags me into the car
>I remember driving to Bobbys but that's it
>Now everything is pitch black and I can't move
>I'm now in a big blue orb
>Random images are flying past my face
>I forget who I am, and what I am
>Hearing voices and sounds (I only realize it's the voices of my friends AFTER)
>"sebastian..sebastian.." just my name repeated over and over, but I didn't even realize it was my name, I didn't know who or what a Sebastian was
>Hear random laughing, then the exact same laugh repeats over and over, in all different directions. First it's a mile away, then right behind me, then a few feet to my right.
>More random images fly by while i'm in my big blue orb
>I get this deep intense feeling of falling all throughout my body
>it doesn't necessarily 'hurt' but after a few seconds it becomes excruciating
>Then I start to get intensified waves of the same feeling hit my body like I just got tackled, the waves hitting my body in every direction randomly and I still can't move
>noises and images are racing by so fast I can't even form a proper thought
>My thoughts keep repeating over and over
>I'm in hell, This must be hell. What am I?
>Then, after a while of this going on, I start to just barely form clear thought
>I start to think that this IS me, this whole thing
>That I am this being created for the purpose of feeling pain
>My entire existence is dedicated to all of this intense pain
>I keep thinking it'll stop, this can't be what I am, just wait a little longer
>Nothing changes, still in the blue orb
>BOOM, The blue orb is gone, everything is spinning
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#50 to #47 - latinotornado (07/27/2013) [-]
>It's almost as if my head was put on a pinwheel and the whole car is spinning
>I feel my friend squeezing my arm and shaking me and I hear him calling my name
>The spinning slowly stops and I snap back into reality
>I look to my left and Danny is holding my shoulders looking at me like he just saw my eyes fall out
>Realize everything is okay, it was just a hallucination
>Danny is freaking out and Bobby is asking if i'm okay now
>Danny is talking about how I was in the backseat for 10 whole minutes not moving, with my head laid all the way back against the seat, my mouth wide open, and my eyes rolled into the back of my head not responding to them at all and they were about to drive me to the hospital thinking I OD'ed or something
>I fully realize that it's all okay now and the car is parked in front of stephens house and I start crying of happiness going "oh my god guys.." then as I cry I feel like i'm going to barf and I open the car door and just barf my brains out on the pavement
>Still crying, but have never been so happy in my life
>Danny helps me out of the car and walks me into stephens house and they tell stephen what happened and they get me some water
>I run towards the kitchen sink and barf one more time
>Bobby drops us off at Dannys house and Danny and Anthony take a double tap of acid without me because I told them i'm good for the rest of the night.
>Baby sit them while they trip
Moral of the story is...well..Don't smoke spice I guess. Sorry for the super long post, I just thought I would share my worst high story.
#73 to #47 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
"I forget who I am, and what I am......My thoughts keep repeating over and over"

Haha, I had that happened to me when I took an eighth of shrooms. Pretty cool knowing that someone has had the same feeling that I have had imo (for some reason).
User avatar #74 to #73 - latinotornado (07/27/2013) [-]
My experience with shrooms was probably the best high i'v ever had in my life. Probably an event i'll remember the rest of my life. Damn it was good. But this...This was the most scared I have ever been man. I was in so much pain, I was so happy when it was over.
#121 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
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#64 - fabelousnagger (07/27/2013) [-]
Could be worse
Could be worse
User avatar #61 - demonpinguin (07/27/2013) [-]
First time smoking weed
>Friend lends me PS3 to play Last of Us
>Feel like playing something else
>Brother suggests we buy Journey and play
>Buy Journey and play
> ******* awesome game
>Suggests I play again but high
>Start smoking
>Take so many hits, don't even know how many I should take
>SHIIIIEEEEEEEET *********
>Play Journey
>Best experience of my life
#17 - angelusprimus ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Bunch of people complaining they can't get it up on x in comments.
Ok... I know I'll come out as ******* old now, but what kind of x are you kids using this days?!?!?!??!?!!?!??!
#25 to #17 - notyaoming ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
The kind that isn't really X, but skittles that look like X.
#92 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
Story time, i guess:

I smoked weed
It was fun

The end

All these other stories are ******** ... more or less
#122 to #92 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
Story time round two
I smoked weed.
Now I'm dead.
True story.
#23 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
>Just finished a bowl with mom and her boyfriend
>Calmly walk into the kitchen on the way to the bathroom, higher than I've ever been
>Notice a box of goldfish crackers and whales crackers on my way
>Goldfish box is gone when I return
>I burst into tears, screaming at the box of whales for "Eating the fish before me", and punch the box across the room
>Trip, puke on my chin and upper chest and fall asleep
>MFW I saw the video of me
>MFW I have no face
#91 - onebigpoop (07/27/2013) [-]
I get all jittery and un-still when i am high.
I get all jittery and un-still when i am high.
#110 to #91 - picklefcker (07/27/2013) [-]
hahaha i got that at the beginning as well first, after you smoke more, you loose that touch, you still laugh your ass off, but not as much as the first few times getting high when its uncontrollable
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