Mom wants to know.. I still get mentioned alot.. bca' Alex (i kit, Do you shave your balls? Mom wants to know Lol wtf? Sent: 2: You' re the tie breaker 2: 41 PM
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Mom wants to know.

I still get mentioned alot.

bca' Alex (i kit,
Do you shave your balls? Mom
wants to know
Lol wtf?
Sent: 2:
You' re the tie breaker
2: 41 PM
Idk wtf or talking about
Sent: 2:
Text mom idk either
Alex shaves. Dad doesnt. You are
the tie breaker. Trying to tell dad
that young dudes shave. So?
God I thought alex was joking..,
Sent: 2:
You know that moms aren' t
supposed to know these things
right?
Sent: PM
We are a very open family. Balls
are funny.
Not bald, but yes. I manscape.
Sent: 2:
Thanks for the info. Love you.
Loire you too weirdo.
Sent: 2:
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Submitted: 07/26/2013
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#8 - titletaker (07/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #13 - ishalltroll (07/26/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I trim electric.
Accidently cut myself with it sometime. Super careful since then.
Anyhow, men who shave clean are ******* gay.
#15 to #13 - walcorn (07/27/2013) [-]
That's a pretty prejudistic statement.

Does it also go both ways?

Am I not allowed to like guys unless I shave clean?

And what if THEY don't shave clean?
User avatar #9 - ttotheroll (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>balls are funny.
Sent by his mom
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#33 - swagnotshwag has deleted their comment [+] (15 replies)
#41 - zorororonoa (07/27/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be another one of those typo autocorrect things like always.   
   
MFW it wasn't.
I thought it was going to be another one of those typo autocorrect things like always.

MFW it wasn't.
#22 - zaul (07/27/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#88 - FightClub (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
a smooth scrotum is a happy scrotum
a smooth scrotum is a happy scrotum
#29 - bobthedilder (07/27/2013) [-]
MFW I finished reading this and immediately got a text.
#128 - settantaventi (07/27/2013) [-]
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#45 - rockmanneos (07/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm absolutely terrified of shaving down there. I refuse to risk knicking myself in the nads and having my testicles spill out in a bloody mess all over the place.   
Any girl who gets with me is just going to have to bring her machete with her as she explores my rainforest.
I'm absolutely terrified of shaving down there. I refuse to risk knicking myself in the nads and having my testicles spill out in a bloody mess all over the place.
Any girl who gets with me is just going to have to bring her machete with her as she explores my rainforest.
#11 - outerfiend (07/26/2013) [-]
well okay then.
#73 - QueenTopGear (07/27/2013) [-]
mfw reading his mums texts.
mfw reading his mums texts.
#47 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Life story time!

Me and my mother can talk about anything to each other. Definitely things many mothers and sons couldn't talk to each other about.

For example, the other day, we got into a conversation about sex toys, and how I'm aware that my mom uses them. She's known that I've known, and we've been on the subject of toys before, so no big deal. She proceeds to tell me why she uses them and all that, and says "You've snooped around enough (I went through that "Look for your dad's porn stash" phase), I figured you've found my drawer where I keep my dildo batteries for recycling."

This surprised me, because I haven't. Curiosity piqued, and open to a laugh, I asked her to show it to me once we got home. And she did.

When we get home, she says "Brace yourself" and proceeds to open a foot by foot drawer that's 6 inches tall, and it's filled to the top with burned-out D batteries.
The only reply I could muster was "Jesus woman, what are you doing with your dildos? Drilling for oil?"
User avatar #25 - kakkakrabbypatty (07/27/2013) [-]
First time I trimmed I knicked my knob
#1 - tmdarby (07/26/2013) [-]
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#103 - MikeyA (07/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I shave my balls, the bottom of my shaft, and between my thigh and crotch. Number 3 on the pubes with a clipper and number 2 on the edges. I don't think any girl would enjoy a messy private area. Keep hair none-minimum. I keep it at a minimum because I have hair everywhere around my body so it would look off if I was completely bald down there.
#126 to #103 - iwillrulenorway (07/27/2013) [-]
glad you ''sheared'' this with us
#26 - ninjabadger (07/27/2013) [-]
What a... uh... nice family...
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