Mom wants to know.. I still get mentioned alot.. bca' Alex (i kit, Do you shave your balls? Mom wants to know Lol wtf? Sent: 2: You' re the tie breaker 2: 41 PM
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Mom wants to know.

Mom wants to know.. I still get mentioned alot.. bca' Alex (i kit, Do you shave your balls? Mom wants to know Lol wtf? Sent: 2: You' re the tie breaker 2: 41 PM

I still get mentioned alot.

bca' Alex (i kit,
Do you shave your balls? Mom
wants to know
Lol wtf?
Sent: 2:
You' re the tie breaker
2: 41 PM
Idk wtf or talking about
Sent: 2:
Text mom idk either
Alex shaves. Dad doesnt. You are
the tie breaker. Trying to tell dad
that young dudes shave. So?
God I thought alex was joking..,
Sent: 2:
You know that moms aren' t
supposed to know these things
right?
Sent: PM
We are a very open family. Balls
are funny.
Not bald, but yes. I manscape.
Sent: 2:
Thanks for the info. Love you.
Loire you too weirdo.
Sent: 2:
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User avatar #9 - ttotheroll (07/26/2013) [-]
>balls are funny.
Sent by his mom
User avatar #152 to #9 - rieskimo (07/27/2013) [-]
Some people are born lucky.

Having parents that realize parenting doesn't mean giving up your sense of humor or your own personality.
#8 - titletaker (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #8 - feffog (07/26/2013) [-]

youre right man, nothing better than a messy, sweaty, smelly thicket of pubes, a literall jungle of sweatty man whiskers

no thanks
User avatar #16 to #10 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
A man who does not keep his beard in top condition has no right the have a beard.
User avatar #18 to #16 - thewhitenigger (07/27/2013) [-]
I think he is talking about his gooch gravy messing up his pubic salad
User avatar #19 to #18 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
This is why you trim.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thewhitenigger (07/27/2013) [-]
well that's what he was trying to say....
User avatar #21 to #20 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
But trimming is a part of keeping your pubes in top form
#39 to #10 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
Someone can't grow a beard.
#130 to #8 - wadawada (07/27/2013) [-]
When I dont shave a get a fugly neckbeard, so I have to shave every other day.
#88 - FightClub (07/27/2013) [-]
a smooth scrotum is a happy scrotum
a smooth scrotum is a happy scrotum
User avatar #134 to #88 - trimageryan (07/27/2013) [-]
Why....Why do you have that gif and how long have you been waiting to use it?
#29 - bobthedilder (07/27/2013) [-]
MFW I finished reading this and immediately got a text.
#128 - settantaventi (07/27/2013) [-]
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#41 - zorororonoa (07/27/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be another one of those typo autocorrect things like always.   
   
MFW it wasn't.
I thought it was going to be another one of those typo autocorrect things like always.

MFW it wasn't.
#22 - zaul ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#11 - outerfiend (07/26/2013) [-]
well okay then.
#73 - QueenTopGear (07/27/2013) [-]
mfw reading his mums texts.
mfw reading his mums texts.
#45 - rockmanneos (07/27/2013) [-]
I'm absolutely terrified of shaving down there. I refuse to risk knicking myself in the nads and having my testicles spill out in a bloody mess all over the place.   
Any girl who gets with me is just going to have to bring her machete with her as she explores my rainforest.
I'm absolutely terrified of shaving down there. I refuse to risk knicking myself in the nads and having my testicles spill out in a bloody mess all over the place.
Any girl who gets with me is just going to have to bring her machete with her as she explores my rainforest.
User avatar #50 to #45 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
well if you don't have a steady hand that is a legit concern.
User avatar #72 to #50 - holycrapimacupcake (07/27/2013) [-]
I do not have a steady hand.
User avatar #74 to #72 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
well then your concern is legit after all who wants to have to go to the emergency room and explain that.
User avatar #76 to #74 - holycrapimacupcake (07/27/2013) [-]
So how the **** did that happen?

I was shaving okay?!
#116 to #45 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
>not using scissors
It takes like ten minutes & I have never cut myself down there
#117 to #45 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
It's true, this happened to a friend of mine once. Just. Splat.
User avatar #78 to #45 - SgtObvious (07/27/2013) [-]
i've cut my balls and pubic area before. at worst its a little knick that doesnt bleed out at all
User avatar #25 - kakkakrabbypatty (07/27/2013) [-]
First time I trimmed I knicked my knob
#1 - tmdarby ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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#47 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
Life story time!

Me and my mother can talk about anything to each other. Definitely things many mothers and sons couldn't talk to each other about.

For example, the other day, we got into a conversation about sex toys, and how I'm aware that my mom uses them. She's known that I've known, and we've been on the subject of toys before, so no big deal. She proceeds to tell me why she uses them and all that, and says "You've snooped around enough (I went through that "Look for your dad's porn stash" phase), I figured you've found my drawer where I keep my dildo batteries for recycling."

This surprised me, because I haven't. Curiosity piqued, and open to a laugh, I asked her to show it to me once we got home. And she did.

When we get home, she says "Brace yourself" and proceeds to open a foot by foot drawer that's 6 inches tall, and it's filled to the top with burned-out D batteries.
The only reply I could muster was "Jesus woman, what are you doing with your dildos? Drilling for oil?"
#108 to #47 - benedicto (07/27/2013) [-]
i-i-uh.......what?
i-i-uh.......what?
#112 to #47 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
Did...did you **** her?
#49 to #47 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
Another good one was when we got into a conversation about sex in general, and got on the topic of oral. She told me how she felt about doing it, and I shared how I felt about preforming cunnilingus (I've only done it a couple of times to my girlfriend of the time, haven't done it since. Overall, notbad.jpg experience)

But, I said specifically "I'm actually a fan of cunnilingus."

To which she replies in a serious tone "What, recieving?"

"...Yes mom, I love recieving cunnilingus. When the guy tongues my clit just right, oh man, do I get moist."

We laughed the entire car ride home. Interesting day was interesting.
User avatar #53 to #49 - repostforlife (07/27/2013) [-]
you and your mom have a very nice relationship. you two seem close, and open. thats cool I think
#56 to #53 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
Thank you. I didn't expect anyone to actually read all that, much less enjoy it.

Have a thumb, my good man.
User avatar #57 to #56 - repostforlife (07/27/2013) [-]
It's no problem. it gave me a good laugh, I was hunched over for a good 5 minutes laughing. if you have an account I would love to talk to you more and hear funny stories like that. and share some of my own of course ^_^
#59 to #57 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
yeah one time we talked about anal and she said she loved.....alot. She then wen't on to say how she also used a dildo up her vagina during anal.
#66 to #59 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
Boy, sure is too bad that the "Hide-All" button can discern one anon from the other.
User avatar #61 to #59 - repostforlife (07/27/2013) [-]
I'll be damned, seems she WAS drilling for oil
User avatar #77 to #59 - SgtObvious (07/27/2013) [-]
wen't
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#62 to #59 - parttimepunk (07/27/2013) [-]
alright you've clearly got some emotional issues you need to work out
#154 - sadistikal (07/27/2013) [-]
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MFW my parents asked me the same thing
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MFW my parents asked me the same thing
#138 - dedaluminus (07/27/2013) [-]
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#141 to #138 - strikereureka (07/27/2013) [-]
whats that from
User avatar #142 to #141 - dedaluminus (07/27/2013) [-]
Supernatural. A show about two brothers in a classic muscle car hunting monsters.
#144 to #142 - strikereureka (07/27/2013) [-]
im on session 2 episode 22
User avatar #145 to #144 - dedaluminus (07/27/2013) [-]
Enjoy, it only gets better
#146 to #145 - strikereureka (07/27/2013) [-]
ya it been fun so far
User avatar #147 to #146 - dedaluminus (07/27/2013) [-]
As you go on, you only need to know two things: the series was originally supposed to end at season 5, but the seasons beyond that are also good.
#155 to #147 - strikereureka (07/27/2013) [-]
ok im on session 2 episode 2 an im like what there is 7 sessions how is dean supposed to die
#143 to #142 - strikereureka (07/27/2013) [-]
oh **** thats bobby
#31 - beyondnonsense (07/27/2013) [-]
****		 it, I'm done. Goodnight.
**** it, I'm done. Goodnight.
#54 to #31 - repostforlife (07/27/2013) [-]
Noooo! come back, I love youuuu!!!!!
#26 - ninjabadger (07/27/2013) [-]
What a... uh... nice family...
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