Tittle. . II n cud rat: -amend ms in book. wot mud an. Hey, at least he's curious for books to read, unlike many other people who think books are just a waste of time.


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#6 - kretash (07/26/2013) [-]
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#1 - crazyolitis (07/26/2013) [-]
Hey, at least he's curious for books to read, unlike many other people who think books are just a waste of time.
User avatar #4 to #1 - andywazowski (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah that. Or he just tries to look interesting and intelligent (i know), since you know, it is the internet we are talking about.
User avatar #68 to #4 - elcreepo ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
So you've done this before. Interesting.

Though the key to figuring out that somebody who is just trying to sound intelligent is their spelling and grammar.
User avatar #81 to #68 - andywazowski (07/27/2013) [-]
You have to consider a persons native language. You can't "figure out" how smart a person is by their english spelling, if there native tongue isn't english.
User avatar #85 to #81 - elcreepo ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Using "wut" and other such abbreviations came from english speakers themselves.
#22 - Shmuck ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Very interesting read!
Very interesting read!
User avatar #11 - yojo ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
But seriously, FJ
Recommend a good book for me to read.
User avatar #14 to #11 - ilovehitler ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm going to have to go with bobthedilder
User avatar #60 to #11 - crazyolitis (07/27/2013) [-]
The Deltora series. I really liked those books.
User avatar #63 to #11 - ennaburning (07/27/2013) [-]
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak is what I always recommend to people
User avatar #65 to #11 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
The golden compass?
User avatar #69 to #11 - deandrummer (07/27/2013) [-]
The Count of Monte Cristo
User avatar #77 to #11 - jblackmetal (07/27/2013) [-]
Children of Hurin
User avatar #37 to #11 - CoolStoryBrosky (07/27/2013) [-]
As others have said, a Song of Ice and Fire is good.
The Stand by Stephen King is also one of my favorites, and is widely regarded as one if his best works.
User avatar #40 to #11 - AlanbalMIT (07/27/2013) [-]
Kafka in the shore
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User avatar #31 to #11 - retardedboss ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Do you like sci-fi or fantasy?

Four off the top of my head
A Song of Ice and Fire (A Game of Thrones is the first book, if you were interested you most likely would already have read them though)
The Sword of Truth series. Awesome fantasy wizards magic and the like.
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. ****************** sci-fi comedy.
Enders Game is another great sci-fi, with some kinda meh sequels.

and if those genres don't tickle your fancy, there are some classics like Of Mice and Men, or Lord of the Flies, or To Kill A Mocking Bird.

Hopefully one of those is something you'd enjoy.
User avatar #33 to #31 - yojo ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
I like a wide variety of genres. I read all of the Harry Potter books so I guess I like fantasy. I really don't care as long as the story's great. But than you, Haven't read any of those.
User avatar #55 to #33 - reretzu (07/27/2013) [-]
I think you might enjoy The Forever War, it's a rather short sci-fi novel, but it's great all the way through and it never slows down.

If you like time travel stories then The Accidental Time Machine would be perfect, it's also one of those books that'll make your head spin if you think about it too much, and it does have an interesting outlook on the future.

I haven't read it myself actually, but I watched the TV-series of Under the Dome and I will get the book soon, if it's anywhere near the series then it's definitely worth checking out, it's full of mystery and filled with dark twists.

Red Planet is also a very old and classic sci-fi novel, it's rather simple in a way, but that doesn't stop it from being very enjoyable and well-written.

Retardedboss, some of these might go for you too.
User avatar #35 to #33 - retardedboss ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Well if you don't mind long, I would definitely recommend A Game of Thrones. If you like it, read the rest of the series. If not, I gave a pretty good variety of books, so take your pick. Can't say you'll like all of them, but most are critically acclaimed.
User avatar #23 to #11 - soflyy (07/27/2013) [-]
"A Thousand Splendid Suns"
User avatar #44 to #23 - TarnRazor (07/27/2013) [-]
If you enjoy this book then I recommend "The Kite Runner". Same author.
#67 to #44 - livinglegacy (07/27/2013) [-]
Kite Runner is probably one of the only books I had to read for a class that I enjoyed(other than "read a book of your choice and report on it" assignments) Is A Thousand Splendid Suns worth reading if I liked Kite Runner? (If so, I'm going to look for a PDF or something of the book, so if you have one by the time you see this, that'd be nice, but just a yes or no as to whether or not the book would be worth reading is enough for me)
User avatar #83 to #67 - TarnRazor (07/27/2013) [-]
Definitely. If you truly enjoyed The Kite Runner, you'll enjoy this too. Here.

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#84 to #83 - livinglegacy (07/27/2013) [-]
Thanks, dude. Surprising how friend FJ community can be when books are involved.
User avatar #48 to #44 - soflyy (07/27/2013) [-]
whats the story line like?

yes I enjoy it! its actually one of my favorite books. It's up there with "Ten Little Indians"
User avatar #49 to #48 - TarnRazor (07/27/2013) [-]
Same setting. Same genre. Way different story. It's hard to explain. Just the life of a traumatized kid as he grows up.
User avatar #50 to #49 - soflyy (07/27/2013) [-]
well with the tittle I feel I already might be hooked, because he likes to name his books something sort of opposite of the story.

So thank you for the recommendation! if you have any more, I am always taking recommendations
User avatar #51 to #50 - TarnRazor (07/27/2013) [-]
Kites are part of the story. Not an integral part of the story at first glance. But I think at the end, if you think about it hard enough, you'll get why he called the book "The Kite Runner".
User avatar #52 to #51 - soflyy (07/27/2013) [-]
well I always like books with twists,like how Miriam ended up following a man's order right to the end.

and seems like it will have me thinking, which is always a plus
User avatar #34 to #17 - bobthedilder (07/27/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard you
User avatar #82 to #17 - drastronomy (07/27/2013) [-]
**** you.” Lucifer elbowed the ******** into
traffic, waited for it to pick itself off the tires of a giant
dick-shaped bus with an advert for Baby Jesus’ brand
baglecunt ass sandwiches plastered on the side.
“Look, I’m sorry man. That was a ****** up thing
to do.”
“No worries.” Said the sack of ******** . “I had it
“No **** .” Said the bus driver, then waved. “You
***** be careful, okay! Playing grab ass in the street
with a sack of ******** is about the most dangerous
******* thing any retarded gimp brained cuntblast
could do.”

#54 to #17 - botherandbefuddle (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh god, that was amazing. I love you, you glorious ************ .
User avatar #80 to #12 - suiker (07/27/2013) [-]
I think Robocunt and the Rug ******* of Afrophanactstan is better
User avatar #13 to #12 - yojo ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
You did not disappoint
#15 to #13 - bobthedilder (07/27/2013) [-]
I rarely do.
User avatar #74 to #12 - visiting (07/27/2013) [-]
I might actually buy that
#66 to #12 - livinglegacy (07/27/2013) [-]
God dammit, I logged in just to see this link and it's apparently not even a serious book. I'll still read it, because I'm a desperate **** who wants words crammed into every orifice, but still...
#3 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
lol? i dont get it? wtf wud u read a dicrionary like a normal book?
User avatar #71 to #3 - elcreepo ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
#5 - europe (07/26/2013) [-]
Though his spelling is dreadful, that wasn't very nice

If he started reading books, his spelling would increase
I should read more books as well since my grammar sucks harder than the Kardashians
User avatar #70 to #5 - elcreepo ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Spelling to some extent comes from books, but grammar does not.

If you truly want to learn how to fully grasp the English language pay attention in your English class. It might be boring as **** , but it's worth it in the end.
#7 to #5 - mintaj (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm afraid you could miss the point here.
His spelling isn't bad. It's cancerous
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#8 - euthyphro (07/27/2013) [-]
Hey, I'll give him credit, he's doing better than me. My problem is that I don't read. I know it's a problem and I would like to change it -- and I would like your help FJ. I know that reading has a ridiculous amount of benefits to the brain, but I just can't seem to get into it -- but I really want to.

I'm definitely just lazy, I'm fairly certain that's the problem. Instead of picking up a book, I'll mentally say something like:
"Let's just flip through the channels and find something ridiculously mind-numbing to watch. Ouuuuuu Pawn Stars!!!"
And then before you know it it's 2am and I have to get up for work in a couple of hours...

Like I said, I know I should be reading, and I want to start reading -- I just need some sort of motivation.

How did you guys truly get into reading (especially if you started later in your life)?
Are there any pointers you guys could give me that would help me along making the switch from having my eyes on the TV to the page?

Any help is appreciated.
User avatar #24 to #8 - ironnips (07/27/2013) [-]
go to a library and ask someone working there (or anyone that looks friendly) what a good book is. theyll point you in the right direction.
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#2 - bobfaget (07/26/2013) [-]
Ignorant of the king's English.
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#46 - yesitstrue (07/27/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking, this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

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#76 - lookathecomment (07/27/2013) [-]
u w0t m8?
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#45 - bazda (07/27/2013) [-]
The only person with a worse grasp on English than this kid, is whoever the hell is responsible for that damn light bulb.
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