Dead body on the beach. Thought this was very sweet. The picture came with the story, so I put the two together for FJ... You idiot, the rum bottle will break if it hits any rocks on the shore. Therefore the plastic bottle was perfekt, you may have ended that mans travels you dimwi
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#5 - beerholder (07/27/2013) [-]
"One of our owners Judi".
#9 to #5 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
I was thinking of sex slaves, but that image could work just as well for such, too.
User avatar #4 - bitterfall (07/26/2013) [-]
You idiot, the rum bottle will break if it hits any rocks on the shore.

Therefore the plastic bottle was perfekt, you may have ended that mans travels you dimwit.
User avatar #10 to #4 - isenseven (07/27/2013) [-]
I like how people are assuming that the rum bottle is glass.

A lot of rum bottles are plastic.
User avatar #14 to #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/27/2013) [-]
way to pretty much copy what I said
User avatar #15 to #14 - isenseven (07/27/2013) [-]
What are you doing sparkyonetwo what have I done to you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/27/2013) [-]
you spelled my name wrong.... x_x


and what do you mean what am I doing to yoU??
User avatar #17 to #16 - isenseven (07/27/2013) [-]
I posted a comment of yours like 5 hours ago.
How did you find me.

Who are you.
what.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/27/2013) [-]
I am... so confused...
User avatar #20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/27/2013) [-]
that was like an hour ago not 5
User avatar #6 to #4 - turboderp (07/27/2013) [-]
Well, I would put the notes etc. in a plastic "bag" thing before I put it in the glass bottle, if I were to use glass bottle... Isn't 100% safe, the glass might rip the plastic when it breaks, but the chances are higher tho..

But I too would use a plastic bottle for sure..
User avatar #7 to #4 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/27/2013) [-]
There are plenty of plastic rum bottles.
#8 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [-]
you should have kept it in the ******* plastic bottle.
the glass one will probably break on rocks as it gets to another shore.

omg that makes me really mad... god ******* damnit omfg
User avatar #11 to #8 - navadae (07/27/2013) [-]
what if it was a plastic rum bottle?
#13 to #11 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [-]
They shouldn't have changed the bottle at all, unless it was deteriorating in their hands.   
It takes away from the thing
They shouldn't have changed the bottle at all, unless it was deteriorating in their hands.
It takes away from the thing
User avatar #23 to #11 - kwanzalord (07/27/2013) [-]
so I'm guessing you don't really drink rum, or don't drink at all
User avatar #26 to #23 - natanhiel (07/27/2013) [-]
You can find anything in plastic bottles
User avatar #27 to #26 - kwanzalord (07/27/2013) [-]
The problem lies here:

Most rums that come in plastic bottles aren't exactly what I would call good.
So this person changed the bottle for a rum bottle to add some "fun"?
I would think someone would at least show some more respect and get a better rum/bottle?

Lastly, why the hell would you change from one plastic bottle to another? The plastic bottle looks just fine. It doesn't exactly break down very easily, or else we'd just be throwing away plastic bottles on the street because they decompose easily.
#25 to #23 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
Seriously? Where are you from that you can't find rum in plastic bottles?
#24 to #8 - Rascal (07/27/2013) [-]
*whisper* Mexican coke bottles. ****** indestructible.
#21 - chexlemeneux (07/27/2013) [-]
Ashes? I thought it was chocolate milk mix!
User avatar #3 - noket (07/26/2013) [-]
This.. is.. amazing..
#12 - senorfrog (07/27/2013) [-]
It is such a nice deed, like bitterfall said he is doomed, but it was a nice gesture.
#34 - Hidnight (08/19/2013) [-]
HFW she realized that getting the note out of the bottle surrounded by dirt, just to find out it wasn't dirt.
User avatar #33 - SkoalKing (07/27/2013) [-]
Scrolling up i thought her arm was a girls stomach holy **** this one is fat
User avatar #29 - krispyking (07/27/2013) [-]
Holy **** I live in Islamaroda! I live on the ocean side though also big pine to Islamorada isn't that far.. but still this the first post I've ever seen about the keys
User avatar #22 - kwanzalord (07/27/2013) [-]
so is Judi an owner/boss or the sister of the writer?
This story is really sounding like bs
User avatar #30 to #22 - drunkasaurus (07/27/2013) [-]
I think it's a timeshare community on the beach and Judy owns a share. The timeshare company probably put this on their website or newsletter, and paid for the little memorial as a way to get publicity. They refer to her as a "sister" so that she sounds like family. My dad has a timeshare in florida and they put out email blasts like this from time to time "Oh, one of the family found a blue crab on the beach last week! I guuess crab season started early! Looking forward to seeing you this summer, just don't get pinched!" stupid **** like that.
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