My Dirty Mind. . My woman comes up to me, and says "Take off my shirt." So I took off her shirt. Then, she said, "Take off my skirt." So I took off her skirt. "
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My Dirty Mind

My woman comes up to me, and
says "Take off my shirt." So I
took off her shirt. Then, she
said, "Take off my skirt." So I
took off her skirt. "Take off my
shoes." I took off her shoes.
Now my hose, bra, and
panties." I took them off. Then
she looked , "I
dent want to catch you wearing
my things ever again."
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#1 - playermod (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh... I can explain.
Uh... I can explain.
User avatar #22 to #1 - thornberry (07/26/2013) [-]
Back when spongebob did whatever the **** it wanted
#23 to #1 - frogslaperp (07/26/2013) [-]
**frogslaperp rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Rolls **

Fire?
Spongebob logic is best logic...
#42 to #23 - walkerjam (07/26/2013) [-]
**walkerjam rolled a random image posted in comment #7392 at Thumb Orgy **

What's the point of logic anyway?
#104 to #42 - megatheman ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Logic is to give purpose so potato.
#5 - djtim (07/26/2013) [-]
+14
#9 - anitalianguy has deleted their comment [-]
#46 to #9 - FlyingButt ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
they haven't seen it before perhaps?
User avatar #20 - tragono **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
I once killed an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas, I do not know.
#3 - rikuru (07/26/2013) [-]
that was unexpected
that was unexpected
#73 to #3 - backdooraction (07/27/2013) [-]
oh, but it was, at least for some, since it's a repost.
#26 - theundeadninja ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 to #26 - twentytwelve (07/27/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, I watched it for a few minutes hoping it was a gif, I am a sick, sick man.
User avatar #35 to #26 - parralax (07/26/2013) [-]
At first I read it as Child Photography. Then when I re-read it, it was still child photography. **** you, cunt.
User avatar #36 to #26 - subaqueousreach (07/26/2013) [-]
This doesn't work very well. The 't' in photography sticks out visually among all the rounded letters. This might just be me though.
#94 to #36 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
the more your used to reading the more your brain automatically assumes words, or read them whole instead of finding each letter to figure out the word therefor making these tricks all the more effective, I like to read, so these get me all the time :/
User avatar #95 to #94 - subaqueousreach (07/27/2013) [-]
I love to read, but these kind of things don't get me very often.
#37 to #26 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
4chan ruined me. oh ghed i saw sometin bad uh nuh ah jeez goshi boshi
#12 - Thenewguygunther (07/26/2013) [-]
when i see my dad wearing my mom's hose
#51 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [-]
The endings always get me
The endings always get me
#27 - dmoneys (07/26/2013) [-]
I dun get it. some1 explain
User avatar #29 to #27 - cantfindausername (07/26/2013) [-]
He is wearing her shirt, skirt, etc.
She doesn't want him to wear her stuff.
User avatar #31 to #29 - dmoneys (07/26/2013) [-]
hmmm ... okay
User avatar #28 to #27 - psychonaut (07/26/2013) [-]
He was wearing her clothes and she told him to take them off
User avatar #30 to #28 - dmoneys (07/26/2013) [-]
Oh. ... that wasn't that funny.
User avatar #38 to #30 - amuro (07/26/2013) [-]
And you aren't that smart, but that is the world nowadays.

Deal with it.
User avatar #97 to #38 - dmoneys (07/27/2013) [-]
Sheesh people get so up in arms when humor is a matter of opinion like everything else.
User avatar #99 to #97 - amuro (07/27/2013) [-]
yeah, i know.

Dont worry pal. You will get a lot of Green thumbs today cheer up!
User avatar #101 to #99 - dmoneys (07/27/2013) [-]
but whatever
User avatar #100 to #99 - dmoneys (07/27/2013) [-]
lol I'm not that dumb either..
#43 to #30 - phycopath (07/26/2013) [-]
well, **** you too
User avatar #34 to #27 - Hreidmar (07/26/2013) [-]
He was wearing her things.

See, it's a juxtaposition of what's expected with reality. What you expect from the beginning of the story is that it's a mildly erotic situation, that the main character's woman asks him to remove her clothing, possibly in order to engage in sexual activity. However, humour is all about subverting expectations, and so our expectations are suddenly subverted when we realize that in fact, it was the man wearing the clothing, and the woman was reprimanding him and getting her clothes back. According to the subtle mathematics of humour, that is HILARIOUS!

I just played through Borderlands 2, I couldn't resist paraphrasing Claptrap's theory of humour.
#98 to #34 - dmoneys (07/27/2013) [-]
I get it. for the 3rd time. I just didn't think it was that funny. and then people are like, "OMG YOU'RE SO STUPID BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY"
User avatar #102 to #98 - Hreidmar (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't know why but the replies to your comment weren't showing when I wrote mine. Otherwise I wouldn't have patronizingly ranted. And after I submitted it... well, it's a lot of text. A bit of a shame to delete it.
User avatar #103 to #102 - dmoneys (07/27/2013) [-]
You make a good argument indeed
#2 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
10% of men between the ages fo 18-35 are gay
while previvous generation is 2%
gayer hipsters
User avatar #44 to #2 - wolfmango (07/26/2013) [-]
remeber the human population? it's growing there is gonna be a percentage increase
User avatar #62 to #44 - ilovehitler (07/27/2013) [-]
Not necessarily, of course there will be an AMOUNT increase, but percentage might not increase, because the amounts of straights, Bisexuals, asexuals, and whatever else sexuals are also going up.
User avatar #45 to #2 - effort (07/27/2013) [-]
I must ask an honest question, why is there such a huge percentage of homosexuals? I believe 10% is huge, and I heard it was all genetics or something, but wouldn't natural selection eventually play a role, since they can't reproduce, unless they have a volunteer from the opposite gender.
User avatar #48 to #45 - newforomador (07/27/2013) [-]
Could possibly be something to do with sperm donations? I have no idea, but I do believe it is something genetic, since there has been at least one gay person for every generation of my family since it has been considered okay to be gay. It might've even been proven to be genetic by now, but I don't know. I don't feel like googling it right now.
#58 to #2 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
What a 'variable'?
User avatar #13 to #2 - yetaxaa (07/26/2013) [-]
The 10% figure is from the '60s or '70s I think and included people who had had some kind of gay experience (and remember, straight people do experiment, more than you think)

Official figures now usually come between 3 and 8 percent, although with all the people in the closet, the true figure's probably a little higher.
User avatar #15 to #2 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
More of an open minded society*
User avatar #7 to #2 - internetrage (07/26/2013) [-]
yeah, you need to learn a few things about statistics
User avatar #11 to #7 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. Statistics are fun
#4 to #2 - vorarephilia (07/26/2013) [-]
or they knew they wouldn't be accepted for being gay and kept it to themselves. but now they are, and therefore feel free to come out of the closet.
#17 to #4 - adamks (07/26/2013) [-]
Maybe we're all gay and in another 100 years everybody will feel free to come out the closet.
#74 to #17 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Denied.

I think you can figure out why.
#61 to #17 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
dont u dare group me with ****** fags. itll be a cold day in hell. whic it always is since they all go there and it keeps there dicks small
#6 to #4 - flyslasher (07/26/2013) [-]
It's one thing to say being gay is okay, and it's another to say it's the right thinking.

From what I have seen, it would be the later that seems to be pressured on kids thus causing them to go on little fits of gay or Bi
#70 - mikoli (07/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#59 - snackman (07/27/2013) [-]
MFW i realized
#55 - profkitty (07/27/2013) [-]
Dammit the lightbulb was so close!
User avatar #50 - Zaxplab (07/27/2013) [-]
This could be the start to a porno. After she says all of this, she gets a smirk on her face and says..... Now take them off of me....
#52 to #50 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
HOLD THE ******* PHONE! You're telling me that a scene in which clothes are taken off would be relevant in porn? You are a genius, sir! An absolute genius!
User avatar #53 to #52 - Zaxplab (07/27/2013) [-]
Cool your jets, it was a joke.
#57 to #53 - xsolicitedsilkx (07/27/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better, I agree with your comment. That sounds pretty kinky. Surprise twist with a femdom + crossdressing deal.   
( I plan on captioning this GIF with an epilepsy inducing  " ALL THE SINGLE LADIES" )
If it makes you feel better, I agree with your comment. That sounds pretty kinky. Surprise twist with a femdom + crossdressing deal.
( I plan on captioning this GIF with an epilepsy inducing " ALL THE SINGLE LADIES" )
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#24 - raiseurdongers Comment deleted by phycopath [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - twats (07/26/2013) [-]
**twats rolled a random comment #4168693 posted by wethepixel at Items ** :
Damn.
Who got it?


Nuff saif about your ******** fagspam.
#32 to #24 - galkawhm (07/26/2013) [-]
**galkawhm rolled a random comment #5456373 posted by aczzoh at Furries ** :
"Seriously I see no reason for hate."
#49 to #32 - yisumad (07/27/2013) [-]
Damn good roll, sir.
Damn good roll, sir.
#33 to #24 - andromedika (07/26/2013) [-]
**andromedika rolled a random comment #3204507 posted by gimmetheporn at Friendly ** :
Doesn't matter. It would still be a ******* disgrace.
User avatar #64 to #33 - sabcy (07/27/2013) [-]
I mustache you a question
User avatar #67 to #65 - andromedika (07/27/2013) [-]
**** , that's not mustache enough.
User avatar #66 to #65 - sabcy (07/27/2013) [-]
it's a pun.
User avatar #68 to #66 - andromedika (07/27/2013) [-]
I realize this.
User avatar #69 to #68 - sabcy (07/27/2013) [-]
well could I ask what the comment was
#71 to #69 - andromedika (07/27/2013) [-]
It was the beginning of something amazing
#78 to #71 - sabcy (07/27/2013) [-]
well can you give me the gist of it
#79 to #78 - andromedika (07/27/2013) [-]
Certainly
#80 to #79 - sabcy (07/27/2013) [-]
continue
User avatar #83 to #81 - sabcy (07/27/2013) [-]
no, tell me what the mustache he said
#85 to #83 - andromedika (07/27/2013) [-]
You ask too much of me
#86 to #85 - sabcy (07/27/2013) [-]
......
#105 to #87 - mkgt (08/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #106 to #105 - andromedika (08/17/2013) [-]
Aren't you a bit late to the party?
#93 to #90 - andromedika (07/27/2013) [-]
Well played good sir. well played.
#92 to #91 - sabcy (07/27/2013) [-]
#72 to #71 - andromedika (07/27/2013) [-]
Something that will shatter the minds of those unworthy
Something that will shatter the minds of those unworthy
#75 to #72 - andromedika (07/27/2013) [-]
It is a mustache thread to rule them all!
#19 - asheskirata (07/26/2013) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #693297 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **

mfw
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