My Dirty Mind. . My woman comes up to me, and says "Take off my shirt." So I took off her shirt. Then, she said, "Take off my skirt." So I took off her skirt. "
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My Dirty Mind

My woman comes up to me, and
says "Take off my shirt." So I
took off her shirt. Then, she
said, "Take off my skirt." So I
took off her skirt. "Take off my
shoes." I took off her shoes.
Now my hose, bra, and
panties." I took them off. Then
she looked , "I
dent want to catch you wearing
my things ever again."
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#2 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [+] (15 replies)
10% of men between the ages fo 18-35 are gay
while previvous generation is 2%
gayer hipsters
#4 to #2 - vorarephilia (07/26/2013) [-]
or they knew they wouldn't be accepted for being gay and kept it to themselves. but now they are, and therefore feel free to come out of the closet.
#5 - djtim (07/26/2013) [-]
#1 - playermod (07/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Uh... I can explain.
Uh... I can explain.
#3 - rikuru (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that was unexpected
that was unexpected
#26 - theundeadninja (07/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #20 - tragono **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
I once killed an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas, I do not know.
#12 - Thenewguygunther (07/26/2013) [-]
when i see my dad wearing my mom's hose
#27 - dmoneys (07/26/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I dun get it. some1 explain
User avatar #34 to #27 - Hreidmar (07/26/2013) [-]
He was wearing her things.

See, it's a juxtaposition of what's expected with reality. What you expect from the beginning of the story is that it's a mildly erotic situation, that the main character's woman asks him to remove her clothing, possibly in order to engage in sexual activity. However, humour is all about subverting expectations, and so our expectations are suddenly subverted when we realize that in fact, it was the man wearing the clothing, and the woman was reprimanding him and getting her clothes back. According to the subtle mathematics of humour, that is HILARIOUS!

I just played through Borderlands 2, I couldn't resist paraphrasing Claptrap's theory of humour.
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#49 to #32 - yisumad (07/27/2013) [-]
Damn good roll, sir.
Damn good roll, sir.
#51 - kaycie (07/27/2013) [-]
The endings always get me
The endings always get me
#70 - mikoli (07/27/2013) [-]
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#59 - snackman (07/27/2013) [-]
MFW i realized
#55 - profkitty (07/27/2013) [-]
Dammit the lightbulb was so close!
User avatar #50 - Zaxplab (07/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This could be the start to a porno. After she says all of this, she gets a smirk on her face and says..... Now take them off of me....
#47 - unicornattacks (07/27/2013) [-]
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