YOU NEED JESUS. .. Unexpected turn of events!
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User avatar #67 to #2 - folkflunky (07/26/2013) [-]
In that scene all I can think of is "You spin my head right round"
#1 - krisaeron (07/26/2013) [-]
Unexpected turn of events!
User avatar #29 - mikaelkid (07/26/2013) [-]
Bet the previous post taught him how to pick locks
#21 - nightmarecorpse (07/26/2013) [-]
if I had a parrot the first thing I'd teach it to say would be "Help! They turned me into a parrot!"
if I had a parrot the first thing I'd teach it to say would be "Help! They turned me into a parrot!"
#35 to #21 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Or, "Say it again Phaggot"
#7 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
As if a parrot could have such intellectual conversation.
#68 to #7 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
You didn't have to take it seriously.
User avatar #37 to #7 - oishiine (07/26/2013) [-]
As if the burglar wouldn't differentiate a parrot's squawking and human speech
#14 to #7 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
A Grey parrot is actually very intellectual and could rough his way through a conversation like this. But it's a joke so don't judge it's logic.
User avatar #76 to #7 - novabird (07/26/2013) [-]
first the owner has to be that smart, i train mine to understand sentences and gestures from a young age.
User avatar #73 to #7 - greedtheavarice (07/26/2013) [-]
novabird

You are the expert

Can a parrot have such an intellectual conversation?
User avatar #78 to #73 - novabird (07/26/2013) [-]
yes they can, in fact a friend of mine had one that understood when he was being insulted and would proceed to counter said insults with worse ones he learned from other people and he would use them logically, this can be said for most of the larger species of parrot and a few smaller ones as well.
it's all in how extensively you socialise them that allows them to understand full speech or not, that and how you communicate with them, body language with words greatly improves their understanding of your use of words in context.
User avatar #79 to #78 - greedtheavarice (07/26/2013) [-]
Alright, thank you.

Birds are getting more and more fascinating.
User avatar #80 to #79 - novabird (07/26/2013) [-]
they were also doing experiments where they proved that parrots can read their imprinted owner's minds as well, this does make sense since no matter how hard i try to hide food nova knows i have it before i enter the room.
#11 to #7 - hydromatic (07/26/2013) [-]
Say that again ************ .

I ******* dare you.
#30 - icametocomment (07/26/2013) [-]
There's a rottie at the shelter I volunteer at named Titan. He's so calm and friendly and I just wanna cuddle him every time I walk by his pen.
#66 to #30 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
cuddle on titan
#74 - confusedasian (07/26/2013) [-]
I like to picture stories in my head. So, when I read burglar I thought of a black guy.
#98 - yisumad (07/27/2013) [-]
Burglar's fw
#86 - nortledrones (07/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
The past 3 posts were about breaking into something.
User avatar #89 - MotorstormLegend (07/26/2013) [-]
I just want to point out that experiments were conducted which proved that parrots capable of imitating human speech are also capable of comprehending what they are saying, and applying words they've learned to appropriate situations. In other words, the events in this anecdote could actually happen, in theory.

Carry on.
#91 to #89 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
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#93 to #92 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh god! A brony!
Oh god! A brony!
#97 to #94 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Quiet you
#100 to #97 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
WE LIKE TO SLEEP ALL DAY, AND PONY ALL NIGHT! THIS IS HOW WE LIKE TO LIVE OUR LIVES!
WE LIKE TO SLEEP ALL DAY, AND PONY ALL NIGHT! THIS IS HOW WE LIKE TO LIVE OUR LIVES!
#101 to #100 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Take that!
Take that!
#102 to #101 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
So can we.
So can we.
#104 to #102 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
But can you do this?
But can you do this?
#105 to #104 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
You spin me right round, baby, right round.
You spin me right round, baby, right round.
#106 to #105 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
**notbenstiller rolls 88**
Dubs and I win
#107 to #106 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
**MotorstormLegend rolls 25**

CRIMSON DYNAMO out of ******* NOWHERE!
#108 to #107 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 to #108 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
THE CRIMSON DYNAMO STANDS FOR THE MOTHERLAND AND COMMUNISM! THEREFORE, WE ALL LOSE!
User avatar #133 to #110 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
YOUR RED THUMBS ONLY FUEL MY PATRIOTISM!
#99 to #94 - yisumad (07/27/2013) [-]
Here, this may be of use to you
Here, this may be of use to you
#75 - bobfaget (07/26/2013) [-]
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#5 - funnyjunkforlife (07/26/2013) [-]
hfw seeing jesus
hfw seeing jesus
#3 - RageRambo (07/26/2013) [-]
I heard another joke kind of like this one.    
   
A woman in the middle of the night is thirsty, so she goes to the kitchen for a glass of water. A man breaks through the window. Being a Christian she shouted "Acts 2:38!" and the thief froze stiff until the police arrived. While being arrested a police officer asked him. "Why were you so scared of a Bible verse?"    
the thief responded "Bible verse? What Bible verse? I thought she said she had an axe and two .38's.
I heard another joke kind of like this one.

A woman in the middle of the night is thirsty, so she goes to the kitchen for a glass of water. A man breaks through the window. Being a Christian she shouted "Acts 2:38!" and the thief froze stiff until the police arrived. While being arrested a police officer asked him. "Why were you so scared of a Bible verse?"
the thief responded "Bible verse? What Bible verse? I thought she said she had an axe and two .38's.
#12 to #3 - unfitninjuh ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Why are do scotsmen wear kilts   
 sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Why are do scotsmen wear kilts
sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
#64 - jldragon (07/26/2013) [-]
One of the oldest jokes I've ever heard, and i'm pretty sure I read it in a Readers Digest...
#43 - drhoffable (07/26/2013) [-]
i love my rotty
User avatar #48 to #43 - SRsoccerstar (07/26/2013) [-]
aww, its adorable.
#52 to #48 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
In an "I can eat your face" kind of way.
User avatar #56 to #52 - priestoftheoldones (07/26/2013) [-]
It CAN eat your face, but still, it's adorable.
#62 to #56 - drhoffable (07/26/2013) [-]
yeah mine will rip someones face off in three seconds, and yet he licks and snuggles with a cat, bird, and 2 year old baby; like he wouldn't hurt a fly, unless that fly whipped out a gun and held up my house.

then he goes from that ^
< to this
#63 to #43 - drhoffable (07/26/2013) [-]
heres just some more..
#33 - asheskirata (07/26/2013) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at wtf cosplay **

I was thinking "Oh God, not another one of these posts." but in the end, I was pleasantly surprised by the joke here. Normally the posts that start out saying "Jesus knows you're here." or "God knows." turn out to be sappy and retarded, but this one was quite good. 9/10 OP
User avatar #126 - defeats (07/27/2013) [-]
Hmm, I really could use Jesus in my life.

(I want a Rottweiler or Doberman)
#120 - snackman (07/27/2013) [-]
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#127 to #120 - mrnotsosafeforwork (07/27/2013) [-]
**mrnotsosafeforwork rolled a random image posted in comment #915 at Share your current wallpaper ** mfw that reminds me of South Park
#45 - superbigfupa (07/26/2013) [-]
**superbigfupa rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Oh William ** what jesus really is
**superbigfupa rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Oh William ** what jesus really is
#49 to #45 - guu (07/26/2013) [-]
**guu rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Being Tall ** No, this is Jesus.

man i've had some ****** rolls lately..
User avatar #55 to #49 - amuro (07/26/2013) [-]
******* hate you for roll The Friendly Winter.

That is some emo **** .
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