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Submitted: 07/26/2013
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User avatar #126 - defeats (07/27/2013) [-]
Hmm, I really could use Jesus in my life.

(I want a Rottweiler or Doberman)
#120 - snackman (07/27/2013) [-]
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#127 to #120 - mrnotsosafeforwork (07/27/2013) [-]
**mrnotsosafeforwork rolled a random image posted in comment #915 at Share your current wallpaper ** mfw that reminds me of South Park
#117 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
can tell this website is all 12 year olds this joke is older than the internet
#119 to #117 - tardisemporer (07/27/2013) [-]
Shut up anon. It's still funny.
#114 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Because a parrot can actually hold a conversation rather than just spout random **** .
#115 to #114 - lifeofliam (07/27/2013) [-]
read comment #89 by MotorstormLegend dude
User avatar #124 to #115 - sabcy (07/27/2013) [-]
to your picture, I don't know why but god yes, please.
#112 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
the original said that "god is watching"

guy asks parrot what the parrots name is.
parrot says edmund.
burglar asks what kind of owner names their parrot edmud.
parrot says the same one that named their dog god.
PS: I know its poor grammar but im really tired and dont feel like being proper.

User avatar #128 to #112 - spamalope (07/27/2013) [-]
I was gonna say that
#111 - ticklemyscrotum (07/27/2013) [-]
The bird in the book Animal Farm was named Moses...
#98 - yisumad (07/27/2013) [-]
Burglar's fw
User avatar #89 - MotorstormLegend (07/26/2013) [-]
I just want to point out that experiments were conducted which proved that parrots capable of imitating human speech are also capable of comprehending what they are saying, and applying words they've learned to appropriate situations. In other words, the events in this anecdote could actually happen, in theory.

Carry on.
#109 to #89 - darkvengence ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
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#91 to #89 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
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#92 to #91 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
I wanna hug!
#93 to #92 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh god! A brony!
Oh god! A brony!
#99 to #94 - yisumad (07/27/2013) [-]
Here, this may be of use to you
Here, this may be of use to you
#97 to #94 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Quiet you
#100 to #97 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
WE LIKE TO SLEEP ALL DAY, AND PONY ALL NIGHT! THIS IS HOW WE LIKE TO LIVE OUR LIVES!
WE LIKE TO SLEEP ALL DAY, AND PONY ALL NIGHT! THIS IS HOW WE LIKE TO LIVE OUR LIVES!
#101 to #100 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
Take that!
Take that!
#102 to #101 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
So can we.
So can we.
#104 to #102 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
But can you do this?
But can you do this?
#105 to #104 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
You spin me right round, baby, right round.
You spin me right round, baby, right round.
#106 to #105 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
**notbenstiller rolls 88**
Dubs and I win
#107 to #106 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
**MotorstormLegend rolls 25**

CRIMSON DYNAMO out of ******* NOWHERE!
#108 to #107 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (07/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 to #108 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
THE CRIMSON DYNAMO STANDS FOR THE MOTHERLAND AND COMMUNISM! THEREFORE, WE ALL LOSE!
User avatar #133 to #110 - MotorstormLegend (07/27/2013) [-]
YOUR RED THUMBS ONLY FUEL MY PATRIOTISM!
#86 - nortledrones (07/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
The past 3 posts were about breaking into something.
#84 - Blasphemer (07/26/2013) [-]
I've read half of the first sentence and it was enough... At least you added the bloody pictures. Nice try OP, eat a bag of dicks.
#75 - bobfaget ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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#74 - confusedasian (07/26/2013) [-]
I like to picture stories in my head. So, when I read burglar I thought of a black guy.
User avatar #69 - xsap (07/26/2013) [-]
***** , **** the stereo, take the bird.. you can get at least 3000$ for it
#64 - jldragon (07/26/2013) [-]
One of the oldest jokes I've ever heard, and i'm pretty sure I read it in a Readers Digest...
#61 - crazybabies (07/26/2013) [-]
just wanted this pic for some strange reason
#54 - romdadon (07/26/2013) [-]
not sure if its oc
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