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Battle droids

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#1 - subadanus (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I never thought this would be that relevant.
#3 - asasqw (07/26/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Ahem..
#20 - Ulmer (07/26/2013) [+] (23 replies)
Shortly after the Clone Wars and the execution of Order 66, the first generation clone troopers were now too elderly to fight. Within a few years, all clones would be dead. In response, the Empire ended their contract with the Kaminoans and turned to a rival company on Centax II, which could grown combat-ready clones in a year. These clones primarily made up the 501st legion at the time of Episode 3, and were the decisive factor in winning the battle for Coruscant.

Fast forward roughly 19 years. 95% of all clones are dead and gone, the only ones being used anymore are pilots, and commandos. So where do the Storm Troopers come from? Conscription. Ordinary citizens of the Empire who were press-ganged into military service, given bare-bones military training, then handed a gun and told "go shoot that teenage kid that never hurt anybody." Not only were they ****** shots due to lack of formal training, but neither could they bring themselves to shoot civilians, as they once were themselves.

Hence also why we have storm troopers of differing heights in Episode 4-6.

TL;DR, Storm Troopers are barely trained slaves with too much humanity.
#7 - asasqw (07/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
JangoFettclone Master race
JangoFettclone Master race
User avatar #8 - pfccross (07/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the battle droids fought an army as an army. the storm troopers were defeated by EWOKS... throwing rocks....
User avatar #15 to #8 - negitivzero ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
The droids were beat by Jar-Jar Binks, your argument is invalid.
#68 - asheskirata ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#80 - alekksandar (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
These blast-points... Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.
#51 - unncommon ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I don't care what anyone says (unless they're agreeing with me of course) Stormtroopers are my favorite characters in Star Wars. They're the roughest, toughest, bunch of bastards that you could ever imagine. They spend their entire lives living for the sake of their cause and dying to see it out to the end.
They march into hell knowing their lingering fate and laugh when it comes. You don't **** with the men who've already accepted their death but will never accept giving it up with anything less than their all.
#22 - whycanticaps (07/26/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I still think that the Imperial Guard are way more effective than the Storm Troopers. Sure their flashlights suck, but at least they can hit ****
User avatar #2 - leglesslegolegolas (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
One would think robots would have deadly accuracy. Their programming must've been faulty.
#11 - yunablade (07/26/2013) [-]
I just read "Battle Something" and got hyped as **** .
#94 - gustaviaable (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#146 - scorcho (07/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
they just should have built a ******** of these. some high quality droids.
#117 - yorker (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
DID SOMEBODY SAY WORST SHOOTER?
#97 - raiseurdongers (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
User avatar #96 - missrainbowdash (07/26/2013) [+] (12 replies)
and that my son is why we won the clone wars
#86 - koltan (07/26/2013) [-]
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#10 - jabone (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love the battle droids
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