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Adam

SEN Att ndom "threath I LN " I y:
wait it eve ate the apple then why the **** la it called ah
adam' e apple
pecause SHE ate the apple, and then convinced adapt to eat the
apple . well so that SHE weller' t he alone, but the piece he hit oft
got stuck in hie threat.
It got stuck pecause at the meet memehh he swallowing, God
jumped outgrow perinea heath like
WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"
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#13 - captainpatters (07/26/2013) [-]
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
User avatar #43 to #13 - playercz (07/26/2013) [-]
Ive played more than 80 hours of skyrim - Iam still playing it, but in my opinion oblivion is lot better
#127 to #43 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Oblivion's story was significantly better, but skyrim's gameplay is so many leaps and bounds better that playing a game like morrowind or oblivion after skyrim just feels broken.
User avatar #134 to #127 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Skyrim's gameplay was **** , it was boring and way too simple. I don't like how they removed things like acrobatics and stuff, but the only thing I can really praise skyrim for, is the progression system and the level design, for the most part. The rest is less than eh.
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User avatar #1 - mechanichore (07/26/2013) [-]
I think it was just called the fruit of knowledge i dont think it was an apple specifically.
#16 to #1 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
quince
#46 to #1 - Jowi (07/26/2013) [-]
It's because the word "Malice" meant both evil and apple in some old language. So the fruit was orignally "evil" or "temptation" but when it was translated they assumed that, because it was a fruit, it was meant to be apple
#65 to #1 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
I think that its translation is a fig, apples weren't even common during those times
User avatar #68 to #1 - faceworthy (07/26/2013) [-]
I imagine it as a banana because why the **** not?
#93 to #1 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
In Africa they say it's an orange because they don't have apple trees native to the region
User avatar #102 to #1 - alexjonez (07/26/2013) [-]
It was the TREE of knowledge
User avatar #2 to #1 - lewhisperingeye (07/26/2013) [-]
It's actually been speculated to have been a banana based on where the garden of eden was supposedly located.


I think
User avatar #5 to #2 - vortexrain (07/26/2013) [-]
I heard that it was most likely a pomegranate.
#29 to #5 - swagloon (07/26/2013) [-]
pomegranates do look like they're up to something.
User avatar #147 to #29 - vortexrain (07/26/2013) [-]
Indeed, they do. Somebody needs to keep an eye on them.
User avatar #31 to #29 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Internal blood corn fruits are the best.
#11 to #5 - rageattheusername (07/26/2013) [-]
I heard it was most likely a fig or a kind of date... well snap.
#14 to #11 - pineapplepeople (07/26/2013) [-]
I heard it was a fruit of some kind.
#87 to #14 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Nah man.
It's corn.
#30 to #11 - iRetaliate (07/26/2013) [-]
The reason that figs, dates, and pomegranates are all thought to be the fruit of knowledge is because they all grow in the Middle East, which is believed to be the seat of all life.
The reason that figs, dates, and pomegranates are all thought to be the fruit of knowledge is because they all grow in the Middle East, which is believed to be the seat of all life.
#17 to #5 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
A pomegranate makes the most sense, you would have to be stupid to eat one of those
User avatar #35 to #2 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/26/2013) [-]
I bet Eve got Adam to eat it just by making eye contact when she did.
User avatar #53 to #35 - vgamefrk (07/26/2013) [-]
you mean blow job.
User avatar #25 to #1 - makomirocket (07/26/2013) [-]
almost all fruit (excluding berries) before, [insert date I completely forgot], were all called apples
#85 to #1 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
No, it was actually a Greek yogurt.
#120 to #1 - floppicus (07/26/2013) [-]
It was depicted as an apple because the latin noun "mălum" means evil and the other latin noun "mālum" which means apple. This happend due to translation errors mostly. Please correct me if i'm wrong. Pic unrelated
Source: Interwebz and my priest told me.
#6 to #1 - mcderper (07/26/2013) [-]
Fruit of knowledge
#34 to #6 - traveller (07/26/2013) [-]
Oh come on minus thumbs? that was comedy gold!
User avatar #47 to #34 - mcderper (07/26/2013) [-]
I thought it was some of my better work, thanks for the back up.
#10 to #1 - rageattheusername (07/26/2013) [-]
You're quite right, it actually was most likely a kind of fig or date, but the joke was still hilarious.
You're quite right, it actually was most likely a kind of fig or date, but the joke was still hilarious.
#45 - drynix (07/26/2013) [-]
**drynix rolled a random image posted in comment #5344646 at Furries ** god's face when he sees adam eating the apple.
User avatar #115 to #45 - acemcgunner (07/26/2013) [-]
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve..
User avatar #69 to #45 - tarekmig (07/26/2013) [-]
"ITS TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT, ADAM"
#32 - crazyolitis (07/26/2013) [-]
God's FW. sort of.
God's FW. sort of.
User avatar #128 to #32 - dinoking (07/26/2013) [-]
What is this from, I must find it.
#108 - kaycie (07/26/2013) [-]
I used to think girls had one less rib because of the slimmer waist    
But then I was like, didnt god take a rib from Adam to make Eve? Shouldnt guys have one less rib?   
I figured it was either backwards like the whole Adams apple thing, or I was missing parts of the story.   
Then in 7th grade we were on the subject and my science teacher told us that girls dont have less ribs   
mfw
I used to think girls had one less rib because of the slimmer waist
But then I was like, didnt god take a rib from Adam to make Eve? Shouldnt guys have one less rib?
I figured it was either backwards like the whole Adams apple thing, or I was missing parts of the story.
Then in 7th grade we were on the subject and my science teacher told us that girls dont have less ribs
mfw
#116 to #108 - nylak (07/26/2013) [-]
Warning: Poster of this comment is inebriated and may be full of **** .

Most great apes (chimps, gorillas, etc) have 13 sets of ribs. Most humans have 12 sets (less than 10% of modern humans still have 13 full sets of ribs). In concept, Adam originally had 13 ribs, like his evolutionary ancestors, until a rib was removed from Adam to create Eve (who was then also created to resemble Adam, who had 12 full sets of ribs at this point), thus the beginning of the 12 rib human whatever phase.

Religion complying with the suggestions of evolutionary biology? Possibly.
#50 - hentaisweetie (07/26/2013) [-]
The forbidden fruit was never called an "apple".
User avatar #57 to #50 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
That's the hottest Eve i've ever seen
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#59 to #50 - mindsculptorjace (07/26/2013) [-]
Not really, but god damn that's ******* cute
#73 - iamtheblackgoat (07/26/2013) [-]
Good luck eating this
#95 to #73 - arstya (07/26/2013) [-]
I was going to shove it up my ass.
User avatar #118 to #95 - mrnotsosafeforwork (07/26/2013) [-]
screw you guys im going home
#51 - mrwatcher (07/26/2013) [-]
reminded me of this
User avatar #40 - arsenalslo (07/26/2013) [-]
women have adam's apples to ...
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User avatar #49 to #48 - fromtheinternet (07/26/2013) [-]
Everyone has an Adam’s apple, but men’s are usually easier to see. It’s a bump on the neck that moves when you swallow, named after the biblical Adam. Supposedly, it’s a chunk of the Garden of Eden’s forbidden fruit stuck in his descendants’ throats, but it’s actually a bump on the biggest piece of cartilage – thyroid cartilage – surrounding the voice box (larynx). The thyroid cartilage is shield-shaped and the Adam’s apple is the bit at the front. Why do men’s stick out more? Partly because they have bonier necks, but also their larynxes grow differently from women’s during puberty to accommodate their longer, thicker vocal cords, which give them deeper voices.


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#78 to #48 - theawesomeguy (07/26/2013) [-]
Try using this next time
User avatar #58 to #48 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
Wait, they say the want to talk with you.
#8 - I Am Monkey (07/26/2013) [-]
HFW
#54 - kangaroomeat (07/26/2013) [-]
Nobody said it was an apple.
User avatar #91 to #54 - thewhitenigger (07/26/2013) [-]
it is the fruit of knowledge of good and evil and i get annoyed when people call it an apple
User avatar #98 to #91 - kangaroomeat (07/26/2013) [-]
I mean I get why people think it's an apple. But it is merely represented as one.
There is nothing literal about the bible, the Qu'ran, or any other mythology.
#104 to #98 - blacklightsun (07/26/2013) [-]
Behold! The Fruit fo Eden
AC reference
#23 - killertpu (07/26/2013) [-]
He is always watching
#103 - niggaranger (07/26/2013) [-]
i think the bible would be a lot more interesting if they all talked like sassy black women
User avatar #142 to #103 - popcornisland (07/26/2013) [-]
Why is this not being funded?
User avatar #136 to #103 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
"yo daddy these white bitches bout to nail me to a piece of wood, help me bitch"


"....daddy?"


" ***** don't be leaving me again, that's like the third time this week"
User avatar #149 to #136 - badmonkey ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
aw hellllll naw son, you aint got no ******* clue what we talkin bout here dontchu?
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#125 to #109 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Aint no body got time for that ***** next door's ****
User avatar #111 - BlueWaffleGringe (07/26/2013) [-]
It's always the womans fault, if she didn't convince us, we won't live in such **** , if that story is true (which i doubt)
User avatar #130 to #111 - ScottP (07/26/2013) [-]
But if men are all that, then why did Adam eat the apple? He didn't have to. He could have told Eve no, but he didn't.

Because men are just as weak.
User avatar #133 to #130 - screaming (07/26/2013) [-]
One word: tits.
User avatar #137 to #130 - mood (07/26/2013) [-]
when has men ever said no when trying to sleep with a women
User avatar #154 to #137 - BlueWaffleGringe (07/26/2013) [-]
when she was an ugly fat skank
User avatar #179 to #154 - mood (07/27/2013) [-]
thats why man invented alcohol
#156 to #130 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Which is worse, listening to a woman or a talking snake, as Eve did?
User avatar #167 to #156 - ScottP (07/26/2013) [-]
Have you ever heard a snake talk? Of course you'd listen to it.

IT'S A FREAKING TALKING SNAKE!
User avatar #139 to #111 - ivoryhammer (07/26/2013) [-]
You know it's a story right? Written in a time where women weren't even really considered people.
#170 to #139 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
>implying women are people
User avatar #157 to #139 - wartroll (07/26/2013) [-]
This
#132 to #111 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Adam listened to Eve, and Eve....listened to a talking snake. DAMN IT EVE. WOMEN WILL DRAG YOU IN HELL WITH THEM
#28 - UnoSkullmanx (07/26/2013) [-]
The Bible never mentioned an apple, dumb dumbs. It said "fruit". No specific fruit was ever mentioned.
User avatar #33 to #28 - ButtonFly (07/26/2013) [-]
The rhyme doesn't specifically mention Humpty Dumpty being an egg either but that's what he's famously portrayed to be.
#160 - psychopsychedelic (07/26/2013) [-]
>God's fw
#70 - runswithdragons (07/26/2013) [-]
adam and eve where never married. Christianity cannot explain.
adam and eve where never married. Christianity cannot explain.
User avatar #90 to #70 - oddninja (07/26/2013) [-]
marriage was created by man the ceremony and all that adam and eve were married by their sex
#92 to #90 - runswithdragons (07/26/2013) [-]
I still don't think that the bible is correct in a lot of ways
User avatar #94 to #92 - oddninja (07/26/2013) [-]
thats because your applying an ancient book to modern times
#113 to #94 - ookichinchindesu (07/26/2013) [-]
You really think God (just assume you believe for a sec) had the bible written as an instruction book for all of humanity until it wasn't needed anymore (second coming) incorrectly? Of course it applies to modern society, there's no way (again if you believe, if not then o carry on sir) God just had it written for that time period, or it would get "outdated" we are not as intelligent as we would like to think. I'm just saying.
User avatar #114 to #113 - oddninja (07/26/2013) [-]
i dont think its an instruction book for all of humanity otherwise why would he give us free will if we are meant to follow a book?
#117 to #114 - ookichinchindesu (07/26/2013) [-]
He gave us a choice not to follow Him. Because He wants us to choose Him. Should you choose to not live in sin, then the bible is the way to go.
User avatar #124 to #117 - oddninja (07/26/2013) [-]
i think he gave us free will because he knew man would manipulate and alter his words so its up to us to educate ourselves as much as we can
#176 to #124 - ookichinchindesu (07/26/2013) [-]
I really doubt we were able to manipulate his words ( in the actual bible), if it wasn't his will, after all He is God. Imagine you built a robot to love you. Would you love the robot back? Kind of the point of free will. We aren't robots but he wants His children to choose Him and love Him.
User avatar #181 to #176 - oddninja (07/27/2013) [-]
i respect where your coming from but i dont really see your point but i want to, so please go on
#182 to #181 - ookichinchindesu (07/27/2013) [-]
What I'm saying is the free will was only so we could choose Him. It wasn't forced love, He wanted us to Love him because we chose to. Not saying man hasn't tried to manipulate is words btw (look at the Catholic church), they decided to have a pope by council, they also decided that his words would be biblical doctrine, so yes obviously we have skewed things. But the actual untainted bible is Gods word. It is literally what He wanted us to see, read, and understand thousands of years later.
User avatar #183 to #182 - oddninja (07/28/2013) [-]
you just agreed with me lol but i think the bibles true words and messages has surely been lost in translation
#184 to #183 - ookichinchindesu (07/29/2013) [-]
Well sure it is possible, but do you think that if God didn't want that to happen it would anyway? Do you know the process they have to go through when they remake a bible, they literally go over almost every single word.
User avatar #151 to #124 - dragonock (07/26/2013) [-]
that reminded me of the assassin's creed 3 ending
#100 to #94 - runswithdragons (07/26/2013) [-]
hell I don't care im agnostic I just think its flawed
User avatar #101 to #100 - oddninja (07/26/2013) [-]
of course it is everything is it it our jobs as people to educate ourselves as much as we can and base our decisions off that not just mindlessly follow an ancient text
indigos on the rise
#129 to #70 - fuckyosixtyminutes (07/26/2013) [-]
Marriage is redundant when you're the only man and woman in the planet.
User avatar #141 to #70 - ivoryhammer (07/26/2013) [-]
Well, it also says that all of humanity came from 2 people. 7 billion people came from 2 white people. And they had 2 sons, one of which killed the other. Did one of the sons bang Eve to make kids? That's some pretty hardcore inbreeding.
User avatar #164 to #70 - noblekira (07/26/2013) [-]
during the beginning of the Earth i guess the idea of marriage wasn't really a thing, i mean **** Abraham had a few wives Jacob had 2 it's not like everything we think about today was thought about then
User avatar #166 to #164 - noblekira (07/26/2013) [-]
i know i started mentioning marriage there i just mean the ideaologies of marriage have changed so id say its likely that the idea of marriage must have been something else in Adam and Eves day (if you believe in their existance of course)
#55 - neonbrony (07/26/2013) [-]
this **** just made my day
#9 - supagreen (07/26/2013) [-]
Here's infinite knowledge and you know what... I'll put it in a piece of big juicy fruit.

Lawyer up Adam and Eve thats entrapment.
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