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Adam

SEN Att ndom "threath I LN " I y:
wait it eve ate the apple then why the **** la it called ah
adam' e apple
pecause SHE ate the apple, and then convinced adapt to eat the
apple . well so that SHE weller' t he alone, but the piece he hit oft
got stuck in hie threat.
It got stuck pecause at the meet memehh he swallowing, God
jumped outgrow perinea heath like
WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"
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User avatar #1 - mechanichore (07/26/2013) [+] (25 replies)
I think it was just called the fruit of knowledge i dont think it was an apple specifically.
#13 - captainpatters (07/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
#45 - drynix (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**drynix rolled a random image posted in comment #5344646 at Furries ** god's face when he sees adam eating the apple.
#55 - neonbrony ONLINE (07/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
this **** just made my day
#73 - iamtheblackgoat (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Good luck eating this
#32 - crazyolitis (07/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
God's FW. sort of.
God's FW. sort of.
User avatar #40 - arsenalslo (07/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
women have adam's apples to ...
#108 - kaycie (07/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I used to think girls had one less rib because of the slimmer waist    
But then I was like, didnt god take a rib from Adam to make Eve? Shouldnt guys have one less rib?   
I figured it was either backwards like the whole Adams apple thing, or I was missing parts of the story.   
Then in 7th grade we were on the subject and my science teacher told us that girls dont have less ribs   
mfw
I used to think girls had one less rib because of the slimmer waist
But then I was like, didnt god take a rib from Adam to make Eve? Shouldnt guys have one less rib?
I figured it was either backwards like the whole Adams apple thing, or I was missing parts of the story.
Then in 7th grade we were on the subject and my science teacher told us that girls dont have less ribs
mfw
User avatar #39 - jewsburninindaoven (07/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Is anyone else weirded out by the fact that God didn't want them to eat from the Tree of Knowledge so they could be ignorant and happy?
User avatar #44 to #39 - fireprincess (07/26/2013) [-]
Honestly no. An r that what every parent wants for their child? To remain innocent.and ignorant to the evils in the world for as long as possible.
#8 - I Am Monkey (07/26/2013) [-]
HFW
#54 - kangaroomeat (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Nobody said it was an apple.
#50 - hentaisweetie (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The forbidden fruit was never called an "apple".
#70 - runswithdragons (07/26/2013) [+] (19 replies)
adam and eve where never married. Christianity cannot explain.
adam and eve where never married. Christianity cannot explain.
#51 - mrwatcher (07/26/2013) [-]
reminded me of this
#103 - niggaranger (07/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i think the bible would be a lot more interesting if they all talked like sassy black women
#161 - deviousalien (07/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
When people talk about fiction as if it were fact
When people talk about fiction as if it were fact
User avatar #111 - BlueWaffleGringe (07/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
It's always the womans fault, if she didn't convince us, we won't live in such **** , if that story is true (which i doubt)
User avatar #133 to #130 - screaming (07/26/2013) [-]
One word: tits.
#28 - UnoSkullmanx (07/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Bible never mentioned an apple, dumb dumbs. It said "fruit". No specific fruit was ever mentioned.
#23 - killertpu (07/26/2013) [-]
He is always watching
#7 - brisingrhawk **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
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