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The types of people you meet on games

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l: Do you have any spare coal?
I Canalave some?
2 Sure
I Cool Thanks.
COUNTER STRIKE
Mayer 1
Player 2
Player 1
Player 2
Player 1
Player 2 -
Go go gel
am out or there its gonna blow!
go gel
t out or there ll s gonna blow!
50 go gel
Get out or there ll s gonna blow!
Player 2 was left the game
General - Barrens] [Mayer 11 Anyone here know where I can
the ally?
General - barrener [Player 2; Aliance now fukin suk ass
General - Barrens: [Player 33 you guys suck.
Local Defense - Barrens; The crossroads is under attack)
Local Defense - Barrens) The crossroads is under attack)
Local Defense - Barrens] The crossroads is under attack)
Clio,
Player 1: dude u fukin suck
Player 2: mom sum
Player 1: lol noscope bich
Player 2: stop hacking fagot
Player 1: go cry 2 m mom
Player I (TEAM): man stop stealing my last hits
Player 2 (TEAM): mu your support, go garra
Mayer 1: report him
Mayer P. you fukin feeder
Player 2: om
Player 2: U suck
PORTALS
No, over there No there now pick up that cube
Good, new ******* hell will you over the side?
Jesus) OK just put your yellow portal up there again.
Yeah Now- **** ) NO!
THE ******* CUBE GOES OVER THERE)
GOD ******* DAMN TI,
NOW WE HAVE TO STARCALL OVER)"
Player 1: Anyone in the Elektra church?
Player 2: Yeah
Player 1: Friendly?
Player 2: Yeah
Player 1: Me too, in coming in.
Mayer 1 was / led
player 1: 1 got reconize
player 2 How do u get
player 1 (work for bungie
player 1: Mia ban in ass
player 2: plz dent ill do anything ple ple plz plz
Player I: 99999999999999999999999
Player JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!
Player 1:
Player 2: ass ass? ass! ass!
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TEAM
Played: selling unique rocket launcher, vintage wrangler,
buying festive , your eternal reward.
Played: selling unique rocket launcher, vintage wrangler,
buying festive , your eternal reward.
Played: selling Unique rocket launcher, vintage wrangler,
buying festive , your eternal reward.
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Battlefield 3 chat
Player 1: you guys see that?
Player 1: Hey guys?
Player 1: (
You were autoclicker from the game stated reason Spamming
Player 1: ENEMY TANK SPOTTED
Player 1: ENEMY TANK SPOTTED
RUN ESCAPE
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#22 - opa (07/26/2013) [-]
you forgot dota 2


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#33 to #22 - blizzeh (07/26/2013) [-]
My favorite is Центральный переулок, дайте мне или я буду давать продовольствие для врагов
User avatar #39 to #33 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [-]
That is a very long way to say "mid or feed".
#46 to #39 - blizzeh (07/26/2013) [-]
Ah, but it works!
User avatar #93 to #22 - whiplasher (07/26/2013) [-]
To be honest, I very rarerely "experienced" russians.
User avatar #128 to #22 - nefarian (07/26/2013) [-]
CYKA
User avatar #157 to #22 - rhiaanor (07/26/2013) [-]
never actually played dota 2 because of ******* DCers... and what pisses me off about the game the most, is whenever there is any kind of winning on either team, the entire currently losing team all quits. So fun right?
#162 to #22 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Translation:
Rupornyj: video adult site dedicated to Russian girls in porn.
With your help, we try to select interesting and high quality collection of erotic films. Viewing is made easy and totally secure
User avatar #32 to #22 - sadistikal (07/26/2013) [-]
they don't all advertise russian porn sites
User avatar #25 to #22 - duntazemebrah (07/26/2013) [-]
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
#7 - stratt (07/26/2013) [-]
>you'r support, go gank
>you'r support, go gank
#20 - stonecoldcrazy (07/26/2013) [-]
assflap:MEDIC!
assflap:MEDIC!
assflap:MEDIC!
assflap:MEDIC!
assflap:MEDIC!
assflap:MEDIC!
assflap:MEDIC!
assflap:MEDIC!
#122 to #20 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
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that engis a shy
User avatar #141 to #20 - rambomanthree (07/26/2013) [-]
Oh i know, if i yell medic over and over even if there isnt one on the team maybe one will ******* appear
#17 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
Player 1: Hunter! Hunter!
Player 1: Oh **** it's got me. Get it off!
Player 2: Cover me I'm healing
Player 1: No you **** I need you to get this hunter off me
Player 3: Pills here!
#40 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [-]
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World of Tanks

Me: Help!
Teammate 1: Negative!
Teammate 2: Negative!
Teammate 3: Negative!
Teammate 4: Negative!
Teammate 5: Hablo easpanol?
Teammate 6: Negative!
Teammate 7: Negative!
Teammate 8: Negative!
Teammate 9: Negative!
User avatar #159 to #40 - thecakeislegit (07/26/2013) [-]
Player 1:Anyone want to platoon tier(enter tier here)
Player 2: Anyone looking for a fun clan msg me after battle
Player 3: OMFG TOG
Player 4: We lose
Player 5: How so?
Player 4: I checked XVM
"Player 4 has drowned"
VICTORY! Enemy base captured.

(The whole spanish thing has gotten so bad i have a macro key set to "No habla espanol")
User avatar #56 to #40 - poniesnstuff (07/26/2013) [-]
You couldn't hold off those three tanks alone. You ******* noob, uninstall the game.

^what I get
User avatar #59 to #56 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [-]
I've been playing a lot of light tanks lately. Here's how my scouting goes:

>Flank the enemy team
>Sit behind rock, getting shot at
>Entire enemy team exposed
>My entire ******* team is shooting at a single tank destroyer halfway across the map
>SON OF A BI-BOOM!
>Arty gets me
>Get called a noob for dying so easily

This game is like League of Legends - either you get a great team and you feel like a boss or you get stuck with a **** team and want to kick a puppy.
User avatar #60 to #59 - poniesnstuff (07/26/2013) [-]
Everyone is shooting at the lowest tier tank for the kill instead of shooting priority targets. Then the arty on the team says " No one will ******* scout for me."
User avatar #63 to #60 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [-]
That makes me look like an idiot for trying to take out a heavy tank with my light. Though it's not as crazy as it sounds. You just have to shoot the tracks, outrun the turret and aim for the fuel tank. But no, it doesn't matter that I took a KV-1 down to 50% health with a Pz I C. I'm still a noob.
User avatar #64 to #63 - poniesnstuff (07/26/2013) [-]
The worst for me s when you get the most dmage in the match, but you get called a piece of **** for not getting the kill shot.
User avatar #65 to #64 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [-]
For me it's when I have 4 kills and still get called a noob by the guy who rushed in a T-46 and got turned into a donut 30 seconds after the match started.
User avatar #154 to #65 - poorjew (07/26/2013) [-]
For me it was this round:
wotreplays.com/site/256175#himmelsdorf-mwmalcolm-is-2

5.500 dmg
1.875 Ep
Defeat
User avatar #152 to #40 - poorjew (07/26/2013) [-]
Even worse:

Teammate 1: Siemka
Teammate 2: Moin
Teammate 3: Hallo
Teammate 4: Hast du keine lust mehr auf alleine sein? Komm zu unser Clan
Teammate 5: Üdv
Teammate 6: ******* MM
#4 - remsaman (07/25/2013) [-]
that runescape ones at least 5 years old. theres no way youd be able to sell laws for 300 each.
#28 to #27 - remsaman (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 to #28 - jackstarx ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
i remember a day when law runes were 1k each, ah the good ol' days
User avatar #78 to #4 - funnyjunkforlife (07/26/2013) [-]
they used to be for 2k each like 2 years ago when i used to play
logged in yesterday after 239 days and got scared by the phanactry
#167 to #78 - remsaman (07/26/2013) [-]
nope.
User avatar #41 - ohcrapitsjersey (07/26/2013) [-]
Ty for including Omegle, its my favorite game.
#16 - iviking (07/26/2013) [-]
Oh /b/arrens chat, how I miss thee
User avatar #124 to #16 - fathis (07/26/2013) [-]
Made me miss wow
User avatar #156 to #16 - lordoxygen ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
******* cataclysm took it all away, I loved old tanaris.
#97 to #16 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Man, i ******* miss burning crusade
User avatar #26 to #16 - fezzo (07/26/2013) [-]
I still don't know where Mankrik's wife is
User avatar #117 to #26 - fuckyouimapancake (07/26/2013) [-]
She's dead man.
User avatar #24 to #16 - thechosentroll (07/26/2013) [-]
That chat is what prepared me for the internet. It also began the scarring process.
#15 - badguitarist (07/26/2013) [-]
@Maplestory, **** those FM spammers.
#23 to #15 - muhaz (07/26/2013) [-]
Tried to go there as less as possible
#135 to #15 - henkstr (07/26/2013) [-]
was the way to go when u wanted to sell something. or else you had to buy **** with real money
#104 - grandmabetty (07/26/2013) [-]
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xxsexycunt1xx > DING
GRamsay21 > IT'S ******* RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #31 - brawlman (07/26/2013) [-]
im pretty sure that CS is more like;
:Fire in the hole
:Fire in the hole
:Fire in the hole
:Fire in the hole
:Fire in the hole
:Fire in the hole
#29 - sorenlolz (07/26/2013) [-]
Conversation I had.
User avatar #111 - lolerbot (07/26/2013) [-]
GMOD:

Player 1: guysguysguys come look at this house i built! Just go inside and press the buton

Player 2 died

Player 3: Anyone know how to wire a auto turret?

Player 2: Player 1 is a traitor!

Player 1: This isn't TTT

Players 2: stfu
#129 to #111 - runelh (07/26/2013) [-]
Love this...
#18 - wmpedo (07/26/2013) [-]
#147 - FlyingxKnife (07/26/2013) [-]
Shazbot!
Shazbot!
Shazbot!
Shazbot!
Shazbot!
Shazbot!
User avatar #166 to #147 - AresX (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm the greatest!
#30 - krasnogvardiech (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #96 to #30 - miniwilliam (07/26/2013) [-]
Nintendo. Squeaky Clean.. I think this needs to be updated a bit
User avatar #142 to #30 - akkere (07/26/2013) [-]
Did everyone forget about what Sony did before the E3 or something?
User avatar #143 to #142 - krasnogvardiech (07/26/2013) [-]
This was made a while back. Just sharin'.
#160 - matthewlc (07/26/2013) [-]
[2. Trade - City] Player 1 - [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
[2. Trade - City] Player 2 - Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?
[2. Trade - City] Player 3 - I believe I heard [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
[2. Trade - City] Player 4 - Anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
#125 - europe (07/26/2013) [-]
I didn't know that omegle is a game

Is " **** you, you're a support" not a valid argument in LoL?

I wouldn't complain about east asians in Starcraft though, they can never be as bad as russians
User avatar #112 - impaledsandwich (07/26/2013) [-]
******** . Minecraft players aren't helpful at all. That's actually why I hardly play anymore.
User avatar #132 to #112 - mrturferpop ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Eh, some are, then again most are phanacts who grief your **** .
User avatar #133 to #132 - impaledsandwich (07/26/2013) [-]
I find that a normal first encounter involves swords, trespassing, theft, and murder, in no particular order, and the farther away from civilization I settle, the more likely I am to find enemies.
User avatar #137 to #133 - mrturferpop ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I play on my own server, not many there, but we're friendly. We dick around sure, but nothing to make you start all over.
User avatar #139 to #137 - impaledsandwich (07/26/2013) [-]
I once built a little house and garden out of dirt. Someone stole all of it. Why would you steal a dirt house?
User avatar #140 to #139 - mrturferpop ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Wut, they stole the whole dirt house?
The **** ?
See, that's why I work towards getting some sticky pistons, then moving underground.
User avatar #144 to #140 - impaledsandwich (07/26/2013) [-]
It made no sense to me.

My most recent dwelling is in an artificial canyon next to a village my friend helped to found. The server allows you to claim land, so my house is grief- and murder-proof, but all the same it's a fortress. The door is entirely below ground in a trench, and there's gray carpet just outside to mask some of the light, as well as a jungle above. The house itself is a six-level mess of hallways and tiny rooms with chests full of looted goods (abandoned houses all over). I may have no need of such an insane bunker, but if I ever do in the future, by the Nine I'll defend the **** out of it.
User avatar #145 to #144 - mrturferpop ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Ha, yeah, that sounds awesome.
Ever play some Hunger Games servers?
They're pretty fun with friends.
User avatar #148 to #145 - impaledsandwich (07/26/2013) [-]
I haven't. I like the building side of Minecraft best. Combat is more of an annoyance or a paranoid phobia (as my house shows) for me, and mining is tedious unless it's for the sake of building.
User avatar #149 to #148 - mrturferpop ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Ah, understandable.
User avatar #151 to #149 - impaledsandwich (07/26/2013) [-]
I can see the appeal of fighting, too, but I prefer to just live in peace and have my biggest worry be what to do with my ********* of cobblestone.
#105 - falconxmard (07/26/2013) [-]
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