Life Hacks. . life #033 hacks when ordering coffee, ask for a medium in 51" l large cup. They' ll likely accidentally over fill it and you' ll get a cheap large
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Life Hacks

life #033
hacks
when ordering coffee, ask
for a medium in 51" l large cup.
They' ll likely accidentally over
fill it and you' ll get a cheap
large coffee.
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User avatar #118 to #27 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
some people dont realise that that it says 8
User avatar #201 to #118 - koltan (07/26/2013) [-]
I didn't until your comment! Thanks for making the joke a lot funnier
User avatar #61 to #27 - wargeneralwest (07/25/2013) [-]
Wonderful. Just yes.
User avatar #62 to #27 - dirtydollar (07/25/2013) [-]
i would buy a gift card instead.
User avatar #74 to #27 - jokersaysamuseme (07/25/2013) [-]
World's best bro
User avatar #41 to #27 - anonibusii (07/25/2013) [-]
Surprise birthday sex!
#370 to #27 - skaffanl (07/26/2013) [-]
Just 			****		 two. Two times eight is also sixteen.
Just **** two. Two times eight is also sixteen.
User avatar #259 to #27 - FruitStripeGum (07/26/2013) [-]
logged myself in just so i could thumb this mother ******
#373 to #27 - klina (07/26/2013) [-]
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#213 to #27 - shitshute (07/26/2013) [-]
Why are people so embarrassed to buy condoms. Like dude, your getting it in and not having a child. Whats the big deal?
Why are people so embarrassed to buy condoms. Like dude, your getting it in and not having a child. Whats the big deal?
User avatar #368 to #213 - lasmamoe (07/26/2013) [-]
Because you get the feeling that the cashier is thinking "Yeah, like he'll ever get to use those".
User avatar #441 to #368 - emppilaf (07/26/2013) [-]
That's why you take you woman with you to pick them rubbers up man..
#121 to #27 - SILENCEnight (07/26/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at /b/ at its finest ** Old enough to count, old enough to mount.
User avatar #182 to #121 - abstract (07/26/2013) [-]
If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock.
User avatar #268 to #182 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/26/2013) [-]
Don't you mean isn't on the clock (being on the clock implies that 1 year olds are ready)?
#125 to #121 - kuchikirukia (07/26/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's what he's thinking.
User avatar #438 to #121 - tomliboo (07/26/2013) [-]
Old enough to bleed old enough to breed
#13 - kingxddd (07/25/2013) [-]
HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I GOT THE BANANA FROM!?
User avatar #234 to #13 - darkoblivion (07/26/2013) [-]
I really need to know if this works or if it's a troll, i feel like it's a troll but i want to believe it works.
User avatar #400 to #234 - thatlonewolf (07/26/2013) [-]
do let me know if it works, i'm curious too
also sorry for giving you false hope that i answered your question
User avatar #93 to #13 - fathis (07/25/2013) [-]
i dont get it (((( explain?
User avatar #184 to #93 - ocnamesaregone (07/26/2013) [-]
Was in his butt.
#306 to #13 - stepsword ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #277 to #13 - twofreegerbils (07/26/2013) [-]
10/10 comments are glorious tonight
#10 - nvdoverlord (07/25/2013) [-]
....That's what she said
#389 to #150 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ monkey balls that's terrifying
User avatar #6 - minnten (07/25/2013) [-]
thunbed for supercook. that ****** gonna come in handy!
User avatar #207 to #6 - HardyUndertook (07/26/2013) [-]
omg i thought u said thumbed for supercock i was like where the **** is that?
User avatar #281 to #207 - cfeuer (07/26/2013) [-]
sir, you sound dissapointed that it is not "cock"
User avatar #312 to #281 - HardyUndertook (07/26/2013) [-]
dont judge me
User avatar #63 - nucularwar (07/25/2013) [-]
But they don't sell birthday cards at the dildo store!
User avatar #108 to #63 - newfeliperuiz (07/26/2013) [-]
Then you need to find a better dildo store.
User avatar #180 to #63 - malacyman (07/26/2013) [-]
Happy birthday! If you don't like the card, go **** yourself
#68 to #63 - Freelon ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
they ******* should
#313 to #311 - scouts (07/26/2013) [-]




hi friend
User avatar #321 to #68 - cyborgturtle (07/26/2013) [-]
I would DEFINITELY buy a card and a dildo for someones birthday. That way if they don't like the card they can go and **** THEMSELVES
#322 to #321 - Freelon ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
yes   
   
yes to that
yes

yes to that
User avatar #437 to #68 - nighkey (07/26/2013) [-]
Mine does! :3
#42 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
Instructions were not clear enough
User avatar #328 to #42 - majoroverkill (07/26/2013) [-]
I know, I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan
User avatar #103 to #42 - kandazz (07/25/2013) [-]
Wat
User avatar #164 to #42 - toosexyforyou (07/26/2013) [-]
seems legit
User avatar #221 to #194 - ohgodwaitimatheist (07/26/2013) [-]
> TFW no gf
#250 to #247 - androiddxx (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #443 to #194 - matttboy (07/26/2013) [-]
For those who are freaking out, that's just glue. My dad used to do that to freshen up his hands cause he used to do a lot of yard work. Spread wood glue on your hands, let it dry, peel it off. Good as new.
#436 to #194 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Looks like a candle-wax cast to me.
User avatar #413 to #194 - spaceturtlecadet (07/26/2013) [-]
HIGH FIVE!
User avatar #193 to #42 - yourcomputer (07/26/2013) [-]
HOLY **** wash your hands!
User avatar #394 to #193 - whiteniggers (07/26/2013) [-]
that's not dirt

that's a massive bruise
#198 to #42 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
I know it's photoshopped, but OWWW
#304 - icolossus (07/26/2013) [-]
You can't fool me Mr. Cop man. Trying to make me obey laws and stuff.
#397 to #304 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Dont be black and just obey the law
#67 - huffe (07/25/2013) [-]
what if your chapstick is lemon flavored
User avatar #109 to #67 - laky (07/26/2013) [-]
They probably used chemicals to give it the lemon flavour, but it lacks the acidity of a true lemon.
#23 - davemill (07/25/2013) [-]
The last one worked out....... well
#202 to #23 - llanox (07/26/2013) [-]
VERY well...
#353 - lordnerevar (07/26/2013) [-]
Don't you 			*******		 rub me on anything you cunt
Don't you ******* rub me on anything you cunt
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#54 - demjimmies (07/25/2013) [-]
What if you work at Wal-Mart?
User avatar #129 to #54 - megapepsifreak (07/26/2013) [-]
what if they're there because the feel ugly?
#254 to #54 - theexecutionhd (07/26/2013) [-]
I work there and I feel beautiful now.
User avatar #278 to #54 - jasonmaki (07/26/2013) [-]
Well, then you're making others feel good about themselves!
#301 to #54 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Thank you for your sacrifice.
#414 to #54 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
I work at Wal-Mart and I don't feel ugly anymore.
#59 to #54 - llamadude (07/25/2013) [-]
If you work there and still feel ugly... then i'm sorry

Here's a poem that might cheer you up =]
User avatar #4 - Katzie (07/25/2013) [-]
Lifehack
If somebody presses all the buttons on the elevator, you can pass the time by beating the **** out of the perpetrator!
#305 - missylyn (07/26/2013) [-]
wipe it off before you stick it back in
#263 - commentorman (07/26/2013) [-]
Rubbing a banana on scratches...where was this before I rebought all of my games?
#294 to #263 - cheddarcheesestick (07/26/2013) [-]
Here, have the gif.
Here, have the gif.
#295 to #288 - dungledoo (07/26/2013) [-]
PCMR
PCMR
User avatar #302 to #263 - galkawhm (07/26/2013) [-]
If potassium is intensifying doesn't that just make him more K?
#191 - fishinyourface (07/26/2013) [-]
who the 			****		 cares about the coffee one? honestly if you're that much of a dick that you need to save those 20 cents and get those extra few sips of coffee you need to 			*******		 sort out your priorities
who the **** cares about the coffee one? honestly if you're that much of a dick that you need to save those 20 cents and get those extra few sips of coffee you need to ******* sort out your priorities
#403 to #191 - sixtyeightplusone (07/26/2013) [-]
I agree, but what if you get coffee everyday? Maybe even 2 times a day. You'll save around 12 bucks a month. But still. It does seem like a lot effort for a few more sips. So yeah...I love wasting my time with pointless math and stuff...so here's one of my favorite gifs.
I agree, but what if you get coffee everyday? Maybe even 2 times a day. You'll save around 12 bucks a month. But still. It does seem like a lot effort for a few more sips. So yeah...I love wasting my time with pointless math and stuff...so here's one of my favorite gifs.
User avatar #205 to #191 - scootalooisyourgod (07/26/2013) [-]
Some people are poorfags
#215 to #191 - vatra (07/26/2013) [-]
Every now and then I splurge on coffee, if I can get a few more bloody sips for the same price then by god that's exactly what I'm going to do.
Every now and then I splurge on coffee, if I can get a few more bloody sips for the same price then by god that's exactly what I'm going to do.
#316 - hankeypankey (07/26/2013) [-]
Wait, should I peel the banana first?
User avatar #21 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
What if on 29, im the reason people in walmart feel better?
User avatar #197 to #21 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
then you should feel good that you make everyone's life a bit better, my friend
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#28 to #21 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #29 to #28 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I was making a joke...
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#31 to #29 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, well... Shutup!
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#33 to #32 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
NO.
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User avatar #38 to #36 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
So can i!
*************** : -100000000000000000000000000
mcassio: +100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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#39 to #38 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #52 to #39 - picklemanatee (07/25/2013) [-]
I have an egg named larry
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#76 to #52 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #77 to #76 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Why does he just randomly get two for having an egg named larry?
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User avatar #79 to #78 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
what if i said i had a cat named monkey?
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#80 to #79 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #83 to #80 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, **** you too.
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#85 to #83 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #86 to #85 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Hah
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User avatar #97 to #96 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
No, it just makes you fabulous.
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User avatar #88 to #87 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
... who is that?
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#94 to #86 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #95 to #94 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
k.
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User avatar #92 to #90 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
... Are you female?
#233 to #85 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
anonymous: ∞
*************** : 0 ***** given
mcassio: banned
picklemanatee: 2
#35 to #29 - curtt (07/25/2013) [-]
funni joekz
funni joekz
User avatar #37 to #35 - mcassio ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
At first i thought that was chrisopher eccleston flying with birds at hogwarts... It was wierd.
#345 - zhitman (07/26/2013) [-]
>everyone in the elevator's fw they don't know about that trick and think you've made the elevator go to every floor three times
#203 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/26/2013) [-]
Actually, in the town where I live, the mayor wanted to discourage people from using cars and encourage cleaner modes of transportation (busses, bikes, etc) so he spent tons of money to have all of the lights reset so you were stopped at most no matter what.

I'm not sure he stopped to think that busses also have to follow those. Not the brightest fellow.
User avatar #209 to #203 - vatra (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's not legal on the state level.
User avatar #357 to #209 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/26/2013) [-]
Maybe that's just in the states that it isn't legal.
Or maybe he got permission, I'm not sure.
User avatar #448 to #357 - vatra (07/27/2013) [-]
Or he is breaking the law on a city wide scale.
User avatar #449 to #448 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/27/2013) [-]
It's a pretty prominent city, I think officials would notice if he were breaking the law like that. Plus, he make a pretty decent show of doing it.
User avatar #450 to #449 - vatra (07/27/2013) [-]
Hmm, maybe it depends on the state, but where I'm from that is blatant obstruction traffic which is a misdemeanor with a rather large fine.
User avatar #451 to #450 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/27/2013) [-]
True, but this isn't in the USA, so we probably have different laws. I haven't really looked into it.
User avatar #452 to #451 - vatra (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh! I feel stupid for not thinking of that, that makes all the difference in the world.
#163 - cocainecowboy (07/26/2013) [-]
#31 ...   
"..wipe it off before you stick it back in."
#31 ...
"..wipe it off before you stick it back in."
#210 to #163 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
"banana"
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